[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

"I think you should explain."

Squatting in Chaldea's personal space, I pinched the QB-like AI's neck with both hands, and felt my temples throbbing.

"Didn't we agree to go prostitute Luffy at the beginning? What are you trying to do by throwing me in front of Akainu?" I was so angry that I had a headache, "Akainu will kill Luffy's brother in the future! Take this identity Prostitute Luffy? Do you think prostitution is not difficult enough or my life is too big?"

Don't think that Luffy has a good temper!His willfulness is at the level of One Piece!Once he decides something, don't try to break it!

This is the king of the sea, not the fire ninja of all god logic.Luffy is not a holy mother like Naruto, he has not been bullied by the whole village for more than ten years and still wants everyone to agree with my gentleness.

My personality charm is not enough to be friends with Lu Fei, let alone such an identity!

"He wouldn't beat Akainu's daughter, but I'm definitely out from the start, okay?!"

When I think of this, my heart almost collapses.

To be reasonable, the difficulty of Luffy's strategy is already hell-level, which is almost impossible-even the empress has fallen into the sand!Even the empress!Ordinary people like us have no way!

I discussed with that ultimate Luffy chef before, under what circumstances can I get Luffy whoring, the conclusion is that normal love is completely impossible, I can only go to the Windmill Village to grow up with him, and then shamelessly stick to him since I was a child— —Writing upside down reads as brainwashing—to marry him.Afterwards, he would swear at his ship, and use the power of the people to bind himself and him into a pair—only in this way would it be possible to coax him into agreeing to get married!

Don't think I haven't played GalGame before!What kind of armored ghosts, what kind of blades, what kind of dust, what kind of dust, what kind of magic capital, etc. I have played before!You said the concentration of nitrogen ions exceeded the standard?Then I also played F○te/StayNight——in short, don’t think I don’t know the piss of those love games!It's meaningless if you don't get enough favorability to get BADEND!

I originally planned to get rid of this old face and not go crazy about posting a little kid. Even if he reaches the age of 60, he will only have meat in his head, and he will be a child all his life. up.

But now it is no longer a matter of forbearance and passing? !This TM is asking me to die before I leave school! ! !

"What do you think is the probability that Akainu's daughter will become a pirate, and he will chase after thousands of miles to clean up the house?" I exuded a sense of despair, "It's impossible to be a navy, and even flirt with pirates if you become a navy I will definitely be killed by the red dog... I will be killed if I am a pirate... Isn't this a death anyway? Can't you arrange some other identity for me, even the daughter of the yellow monkey? !"

The AI ​​whose neck was about to be cut off by me finally spoke.

"In fact, this is the most suitable identity we have selected for the Raiders."

"Am I hallucinating? What you said just now is actually the most suitable for killing my identity?"

I gritted my teeth and tore at the AI's face, wanting to see what made its face so thick.

"Indeed...is...the most suitable identity..." AI was muffled by me, "Because...you are in the hands of Akainu...it's impossible...to be lazy...well ..."

I was so angry that I almost carried it back.

Okay, I'm sure, this thing is not shameless at all.

"Are you fucking still doing it for me?!"

"of course."

Because I let go, the AI's words became much smoother, it rubbed its own face (me: "What are you pretending to be, you won't hurt at all!"), and analyzed slowly.

"Look, if you are thrown into Windmill Village, how likely are you to exercise consciously without supervision?"

It had a devilish grin on that QB's face.

"Let's talk about physical fitness first... If I remember correctly, you haven't taken a physical education class since you were 14 years old, right? You can run 800 meters in the college physical education test and you can run [-] meters behind others by a lap and a half? You have been talking about exercising for eight years. , the number of conscious exercise is not even eight times?"

I rely on!My knee hurts so much!Don't expose this reality, you bastard!

The demonic voice continued.

"Let's talk about self-control... How long have you downloaded the word-recite app on your phone? Have you ever opened it? How many times have you been to the self-study room in college? So far, has any novel been updated daily? There are also six signed contracts. Seven years, have you received the perfect attendance award? As far as I know, you are late even for final exams and job interviews, right? Has no one urged you to really exercise yourself?"

...I can't refute it at all!

"Not to mention anything else, how can you play with Luffy if you don't have enough physical strength? He is a strong man who can climb mountains and fight crocodiles and big bears since he was six years old. You can't finish climbing. So, you need to exercise."

Why is it so reasonable to say that it is obviously an AI? !

"Whether it is the yellow monkey or the green pheasant, if you are not a weapon, you will definitely let you go. Others in the Neptune world are not the type who will force girls to exercise. Only Akainu, if you are his daughter, for himself Even if you are a puddle of mud, he will definitely paste you on the wall. That's why I say this identity is the most suitable."

...I don't want to admit it, but it's damn convincing me!I know my character well, as long as you give me a little excuse and leeway, I can fish until the world is destroyed—no, I have already done so! ——Only a Spartan teacher like Akainu who doesn't allow any excuses can cure me...

"Of course, whether you can survive Akainu's training is your own problem."

The QB-like AI leisurely added the last sentence.

grass!This guy is a devil at all, right? !

I was silent for a long time, and finally asked the question I wanted to ask in Chapter 1.

"Are you and that QB...really not related by blood?"

This behavior style that puts the contractor to death, this half-saying half-leaving half-personality, this brainwashing skill of pyramid schemes... Who would believe that you are not related by blood? ! ! !

"Of course not." The AI ​​rolled its eyes suspiciously, "Our contract is based on the principle of fairness and voluntariness, which is different from the kind of risk-free investment that is profitable. I am a highly humanized AI specially made for your planetary civilization. , is not the same as that bloodless and tearless demon."

Okay, I'm sure, even the attributes of self-declaration as the conscience of the industry after cheating people can overlap... You are definitely blood relatives within three generations!

I slumped my shoulders weakly, and sighed resignedly.

"Okay, tell me, what should I do next?"

The white demon pondered for a moment, and smiled slightly.

"Anyway, how about starting with Akainu's physical training honestly?"

………………

The above is the whole story of me lying in the intensive care unit now.

Oh, did I omit something, you ask?

Does this need to be said?

A woman who has never taken a physical education class since she was 14 years old. The last time she ran wildly was in the college physical education test. She was able to run 800 meters and was one and a half laps behind others. She received Spartan training from General Akainu... What will happen? Next, do you still need me to explain in detail?

In short, thanks to the courageous beauty from the previous chapter who had the guts to go home in time, my dog's life was temporarily saved.After lying in the intensive care unit for a month or so, I can almost go home.

A fat house cannot become the protagonist of a love game, and it is impossible for a man to be a woman or a woman in general.

Don’t you see Emiya Shirou’s well-trained eight-pack abs, and don’t mention Motomiya Akane’s heroic figure that can drag twelve singles to run, let’s just talk about the protagonist Fujimaru Tachika of this mobile game F○TE/GO, No matter what gender you are, you are the one who can tear the Demon God Pillar and punch the Magic King.

Um? Isn't F○TE/GO a love game?That doesn't matter, in the mushroom world, boymeetsgirl (love) is the main theme of the story, and saving the world is just the background color of love.

In short, if someone says that the protagonists of male games are all fat nerds... that can only prove that you haven't played many games at all.

Closer to home, Zhan Wuzha fat house is not qualified to fall in love, even if I am only a little fat house, I can't do it.

Before that...

I struggled to move my neck, which was covered with plaster, and looked towards the door of the ward.

"...I'm going to kill you! Sakaski, let me tell you, if you continue like this, I will definitely kill you!!!"

The beauty in a white coat had red eyes, and she swung her handbag and smashed it on Akainu. As a man standing at the top of the navy's combat power, Akainu was naturally unmoved.But he didn't dodge either, he stood there like a pillar, letting the woman beat him as if venting.

"Leah is still so young, how can you bear to beat her like that?" The woman was so angry that she couldn't even speak smoothly, "How can you be a father like you! Even if Leah is willing to train, it doesn't mean you can beat her up." Hit it to death! Are you training? Really! Has your father or teacher ever trained you like this?!"

...Don't really talk about it.I took a look at Akainu's expression, and recalled the character of his teacher Zefa in the theatrical version... emmmmm, Akainu's father is not clear, his teacher may have trained him to death like this.

But Akainu is obviously not a man who can explain. He just pulled down his navy cap and lowered his voice, trying to stop his wife who seemed to be going crazy.

"Don't make trouble here, it's too ugly."

... I don't think he's calling it a stop, it's adding fuel to the fire.

"I'm making trouble? You actually said I was making trouble???"

Sure enough, the woman suddenly raised her voice, and shoved Akainu violently. I looked at her and burst into tears.She wiped the corners of her eyes vigorously, trembling with anger.

"Okay, in the eyes of General Sakasky, I'm just messing around, right? Even if you sent your daughter to the hospital, I shouldn't be a mother here arguing with you, right?" She bit Nodding with gritted teeth, a sharp sneer appeared on his face, "Yeah, how powerful you are, how could you make a mistake, even if you hurt Leah, she is useless, right, how can I argue with you, this Isn't it a joke?"

"..." Akainu simply closed his mouth.

"Okay, I won't fight with you anymore."

The woman sneered and added the accent on the word "trouble", raised her hand to straighten her hair (which was messed up in the one-sided fight just now), and resumed her usual elite style.Regardless of the words of her hands that were still trembling slightly because of anger, she seemed calm and rational.

Of course, what she said was not the case at all.

"In the future, I will ask my father to send the divorce agreement to your office. Let's get a divorce. Leah belongs to me. If she is not your daughter, you have no right to treat her like this."

Wow, Akainu's complexion suddenly became like the palette of "Shu ○ Toxic", colorful and messy, really beautiful.

Isn't this the world of Neptune?What kind of family ethics drama scene is this in front of me? At first glance, it is a plot about middle-aged and elderly women that should be broadcast on CCTV8. Why does it appear in this kind of juvenile comic world! ?

The QB-like AI jumped onto my bed, rolled out a tube of fragrant popcorn with its big white tail, and pushed it towards me.

"Currently the hottest marshmallow popcorn on Interstellar Network, would you like a bucket?"

"Is your online celebrity style... really delicious?"

I opened my mouth to take the big popcorn fed by the AI. I didn’t say that most of the Internet celebrity foods are dark dishes that people don’t want to eat at a glance... To be honest, this one is pretty good food.

"This is popcorn that has been tested and certified by 360 and eight galaxies! It is not comparable to the temporary marketing of you stupid earthlings!"

AI rolled his eyes again (speaking of which, how did this kind of red eyes without whites make me see them?), grabbed a handful of popcorn with his small paws, and stuffed me again.

I finished eating in silence, and after a while, I opened my mouth again.

"Do you have melon seeds?"

As a native of country Z, watching family ethics dramas should still eat melon seeds, right?