The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

Under the strong request of many book spirits, Li Dao and Kong Lun decided to form a tour group to take everyone to the human world for a few days.

This matter is easy to say, but when you really start to prepare, there are not a few things that need to be considered.

First of all, there is the matter of attire. They must not be allowed to walk on the street dressed like this, otherwise they will definitely attract people to watch.

But where to find so many clothes?

Li Dao and Kong Lun discussed it, and decided to go to the human world to buy a few similar clothes for everyone to see, and let them create the rest by themselves.

"If you can visualize decent clothes, just go with us, if you can't, stay and watch the house." Li Dao said.

To tell the truth, he originally just wanted to invite Kong Lun to go to the human world for a few days during the winter, but he didn't expect Nanhua and the others to hear it, crying and shouting to go together.

Kong Lun softened his heart for a moment and agreed to their request.

Originally, bringing these oil bottles was already enough to make people uncomfortable. These guys got cheap and behaved, and went to show off in front of other book spirits.

This is good, everyone knows they are going to sneak out to play.

The exclusive romantic trip for two people suddenly turned into a tour group of 20 people.

They are all book spirits who are hundreds or thousands of years old, but going out for a trip is more troublesome than children.

Li Dao suddenly regretted taking on this troublesome matter.

"It's only three days. After we get there, we can play separately, and then we can still live in the world of two." Kong Lun could see that he was not very happy, and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

This kiss seemed to have magical powers, which instantly made Li Dao feel better.

However, he still had a reluctant expression on his face, asking Kong Lun to promise that he would spend time alone with him after arriving in the human world.

"Okay, okay." Kong commented.

For some reason, he suddenly had the illusion that he was a mother. It was exhausting enough to take nearly twenty children out at one go, and the father of the children would come over to be jealous and compete for favor.

After hearing his description, Li Dao smiled and said, "You are my wife, so naturally you want to stay with me."

After a pause, he said again: "Those guys are not young anymore, they can take care of themselves, and they had a good time, maybe they don't want us to follow."

"We can't let them relax too much. After all, it's the human world. It would be bad if they do something strange." When Kong Lun said this, he kept looking at Li Dao, which made the other party feel a little uncomfortable.

"Did I do anything weird when I was in the Human World?" he asked.

Kong Lun smiled, but did not speak.

To be honest, Li Dao really did a lot of strange things when he was in the human world, but because of his luck, he finally got away with it by mistake.

Maybe this is the legendary luck that even God is helping?

"The Taishang Laojun is one of the Sanqing, and the Sanqing was transformed from Pangu, who created the world in one breath." Li Dao thought for a while, and said, "If I calculate it like this, I might be a bit confused with God. A kinship relationship."

Are you related to God?Then who can compare!

Confucianism thought about it, and besides the Tao Te Ching, probably only the Shan Hai Jing and the Book of Changes dared to say such a thing.

"Why don't you bring the "Shan Hai Jing" with you this time? Let him summon a few auspicious beasts before departure, maybe it can increase some good luck buffs."

In fact, Li Dao really did this.

"Shan Hai Jing" was not very interested in this trip to the human world, but he heard that there is a zoo in the human world, and there are many rare and exotic animals gathered in it. go.

"When we get there, you just leave me in the zoo, and I'll meet you when the time comes," he said.

There is also the "Tea Classic" who has the same idea as him, but the other party wants to stay in the water and taste what the current drinks taste like.

In comparison, their arrangements for The Book of Songs are more literary. They plan to go to art exhibitions and performances.

History books such as "Spring and Autumn", "Historical Records" and "Warring States Policy" want to go to the museum together to learn about the process of civilization development.

The book spirits of story books and novels mainly think movies and TV are very interesting. Li Dao said with a smile that it is most suitable for them to stay in the hotel to watch their luggage, because a TV can handle everything.

In this way, everyone has made their own arrangements one after another, only Nanhua has been unable to decide what to do.

"Haven't you been to the human world before? How could you have no idea at all?" Li Dao was very puzzled by this.

Nan Hua smiled, but did not speak.

Unlike other book spirits, he didn't come to the human world to see something in detail, but to go online.

God knows how much he misses the Internet!He felt that every day without the Internet was like a year.

Is there any update on the young ladies in Moments?

Is there a new patch for the game?

Does the serialized novel have a finale?

The thought of being able to return to the world with the Internet made him tremble with excitement!

"It's not me bragging. Even if you look at the entire book spirit world about playing games, there are probably not many people who are my opponents." He said confidently.

Li Dao didn't know whether to agree with his statement.

From a certain point of view, it seems that he is the only one who is fascinated by games in the entire book spirit world.

What's the fun in this thing?

"Players can play different heroes in the game, and then use different skills, teamwork to win!" He said excitedly.

Li Dao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and always felt that this routine was somewhat familiar.

What is the difference between this and the daily fighting skills of the book spirits? !

Moreover, video games still limit their sight to a small screen, and they can only judge what skills the opponent uses through special effects.The communication between book spirits is different, whether it is ice and snow or scorching sun, people can really feel it.

Nanhua lacks interest in martial arts, but is surprisingly fascinated by games. What is the reason for this?

"Maybe it's because the role he plays in the game is more interesting." Kong Lun analyzed.

To be honest, Nan Hua didn't know why he was so fascinated by the game, it seemed that he couldn't help but fell into it as soon as he came into contact with it.

At the beginning, he was indeed used to playing characters with high attack power as Kong Lun said, but after playing a few rounds, he found that the character he was best at was actually Zhuang Zhou.

This sounds unbelievable, but it seems reasonable to think about it carefully.

Perhaps this is the legendary providence in the dark, right?

Closer to home, Li Dao and the others set off just in time for Christmas.At first they didn't know that Huaguo also celebrates this festival, so they didn't take it seriously, which caused all the spirits to boil when they saw the streets decorated with lights.

Obviously they are all thousand-year-old book spirits, and each of them behaves like a bumpkin who has never seen the world, making a fuss no matter what they see.

"What's that shiny thing on the tree?"

"Where does the music come from?"

"What holiday is it now?"

"What does the old man with the white beard do? Is it a fairy?"

Each of the book spirits is outstanding in appearance, and each has its own characteristics. In addition, their words and deeds are rather strange, which attracts passers-by to watch frequently.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! So much fresh meat!"

"very handsome!!!"

"Is this what the mall is doing?"

"Can I get an autograph?"

Kong Lun didn't expect this to happen, and didn't react right away.

When he wanted to gather everyone together, he found that they had already been dispersed by the crowd.

Looking around, the only book spirit he could see was Li Dao.

"What about the others?" he asked.

"Going to play." Li Dao yawned, and said slowly, "Look, I'm the only one who will never leave you at critical moments."

He stretched out his arms to hug Kong Lun, pulled him into his arms, and said: "Okay, don't worry about them, let's go play too."

Kong Lun was a little worried, but it was difficult to contact them in such a crowded situation, so he could only choose to let nature take its course.

"Hope there's nothing wrong," he murmured.

Facts have proved that Kong Lun's worries are not unreasonable. Just about eating, the Shulings are in trouble.

"Is there any Songmo?" "Warring States Policy" asked.

Although it is not impossible to eat food from the human world, he still feels a little uncomfortable and wants to add some pine ink to it for seasoning.Little did they know that what he said, to the seller, sounded like he was deliberately throwing things up.

"Sir, we are a restaurant here. If you want to buy stationery, you can go to the stationery store. We don't provide errand service for the time being." The waiter said to him politely.

He nodded and said: "I know that this is a restaurant, but I want to add some pine moss to the noodle soup. If you don't have any here, you can use me."

As he spoke, he took out a piece of beautifully packaged Hui ink from his backpack.

As the saying goes, one tael of Hui ink is one tael of gold. If he hadn't made a special trip to the human world this time, he might not be willing to eat such high-end goods.

"Don't put it all in. Cut one third into shreds and put it in the soup, and one third into thin slices. I'll chew and eat when I'm free." He said seriously.

The waiters didn't know what to do for a while, so they called their manager.

In order to prevent accidents, the manager rejected the strange request of "Warring States Policy", which made him repeatedly lamented that even such a small request as a good bowl of noodles could not be satisfied.

"I didn't eat their mo, and the ingredients of a whole bowl of noodles are not as expensive as a piece of mo!" He seemed to complain about this matter.

In comparison, the situation of the Poetry Squad is slightly better, but there are also many situations.

Also take the meal as an example, because the restaurant's serving speed is too slow, they can't help but change something to eat first.

"Fresh crucian carp and silver shreds, parsley and green soup."

"Crab claws are gold liquid, and bad hills are Penglai."

"Glow wine glass."

"Peach blossoms and flowing water mandarin fish fat."

After a while, all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas appeared on the table, and the waiter who served the dishes was stunned.

When these people came empty-handed, where did these food come from?

"Hmm... You can understand it as a takeaway." "The Book of Songs" thought for a while and said.

The waiter nodded blankly and asked if they wanted to continue serving the dishes.

"Come on, we're not full yet." "Three Hundred Tang Poems" laughed.

Others serve dishes one by one, but they serve them one by one.If it wasn't for the hours restrictions, they would have nearly emptied that restaurant.

"How can you eat so much?" Li Dao couldn't figure it out.

At the beginning, everyone was still reluctant to tell the truth, but later "Three Hundred Poems of Tang Dynasty" accidentally let it go.

It turned out that they had the idea of ​​coming here to eat something special from the very beginning, so when "Shan Hai Jing" was not paying attention, they quietly stole Tao Tie out.

"Is Taotie lost? I really didn't notice." "Shan Hai Jing" said.

After he arrived here, he went straight to the zoo. Because he could understand the language of animals, he almost escaped from prison with the animals in the zoo.

"Fortunately, you are still a little sensible, and you didn't really do this." Kong commented.

After saying this, he suddenly felt that the creature held in the other party's arms looked familiar.

This shouldn't be the rare beast in "Shan Hai Jing", right? !

"This is Penguin, the little guy said he wants to join the big family of Shan Hai Jing."

"It's not a question of whether it is willing or not. The point is that you can't steal penguins from other people's zoos!" Kong Lun felt like he was going crazy.

Anyway, "Shan Hai Jing" finally agreed to return the little penguin to the zoo before the end of the trip.

Before they could breathe a sigh of relief, a new situation appeared on the other book spirits.

"What's wrong with the "Tea Classic"? Why does it look so pale?"

When Li Dao asked this question, he already had a faint guess in his heart.

Sure enough, the "Tea Classic" did not listen to his advice, and must use snow water to make tea for drinking, but the result was a bad stomach.

"The air pollution is so serious now that even the sky is gray, you really dare to eat the snow here." Li Dao said helplessly, "If you really want to use snow water to make tea, can you make some clean snow out yourself? "

Three days is not a short time, but it made the two of them exhausted.

When it was finally time to go back, Kong Lun was about to pass through the "door", but was stopped by Li Dao.

"Are there any troubles that have not been resolved?" He asked subconsciously.

Li Dao smiled and shook his head.

"This is for you." He said and took out a small box from his pocket.

"what is this?"

"Gift."

The author has something to say: [Serial text seeking collection]

"What is the use of my millions of fans"

Yueqing people have two faces:

One is the veteran veteran of the N Big Crosstalk Club, and the other is the emotional blogger with millions of fans on Weibo.

Daily life is fishing in the cross talk club during the day, and pretending to be aggressive in Chaohua at night.

Life was blissful, until he met that elementary school boy who made people look at him for thousands of years.

He has long been familiar with the provocative routines: creating topics, getting closer, being shameless and thick-skinned.

But the doctor is not only unable to heal himself, but also an invincible cosmic coward.

He went online and saw how someone chased after a brother from the same club through a crazy private message, so he used himself to make a move all night, but he didn't expect to be cornered by the junior he had a crush on the next day.

Tan Chang: Senior, I like your...cross talk, can you be with me...as a partner?

Yue Qing retorted instinctively: cross talk?nonexistent!You might as well say you like me.

After both fell off the horse...

Yue Qing:? ? ?

Tan Chang:! ! !

[Pre-received documents for collection]

"Devil San's Real World Records"

i am a demon

What Jesus or Socrates went through won't save me,

Even Siddhartha, whose Dharma is boundless, is of no benefit to me.

My handwritten words, my spoken words

They are all nightmares that push people into the abyss,

My apology will make the object of the apology disappear from this world;

My praise will make the object of praise lose the shining point of pride;

My gratitude will bring bad luck to the person being thanked.

Fate has no mercy, God's night has no end.

and so……

Those who want to purify me with religious beliefs, please put down the "Bible" in your hand, I am allergic to God!

The person who wants to influence me with love, you fucking want to give away your head, I will send you to heaven in minutes with a "thank you"!

And that boy who always pretends that he has devil eyes, please stay away from me, I'm really not a second child!

[Finally, push the friendship article]

"I Won All the Environmental Sanitation Medals in the Interstellar" BY Dafuzi

Su Xiaonian is a pika.

One day he traveled across time and came to a world without flowers, plants and fresh air.

Su Xianyu Lying Corpse Xiaonian had no choice but to take out the seeds he had stored and bury them in the ground to fertilize and water them.

I accidentally planted a grassland, a forest...

Since then, he has been awarded various sanitation medals.

Su ·Fake Hardworking·Really Lazy·Xiao Nian: Hey, I just want to save money QAQ

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What should I do if a small hairball is swollen from the sky?

Keep it up.

The little guy is small, so he shouldn't eat much.

result--

Who is the guy who ate up all the green plants in his house and still yelled that he was not full? ? ?

Cheng Bei finally understood why nine of the ten shit shovelers were poor and one was extremely poor.

However, his fluffy family seems to be able to make more money than him.