The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching
第39章 7月24~7月26日
April 7
sunny
Maybe because we live in a relatively quiet place, we often see a three-colored cat wandering around the door during this period, and occasionally take a nap on the mat in front of the door.
At the beginning, I didn't pay attention to it, but after a long time, I gradually developed a sense of closeness. Sometimes I would put some water and food at the door.
The cat is also gone, as long as I put something out, it will eat it, and sometimes I accidentally forget it, and it will keep meowing at the door, reminding me to feed it.
Obviously a wild cat!Shouldn't it be more independent and go out and find food by itself?
"Garbage sorting is being done everywhere recently, maybe it can't find food outside?" Kong Lun said.
He also often meets the cat, sometimes on the road, and the cat will follow him all the way home.
"This guy is relying on us." I sighed and said.
Although I was disgusted with it, I still silently paid attention to the cat's daily schedule.
Kong Lun usually goes out for a walk around six o'clock in the morning, and this cat will come to the door to check in on time, as if he came here specially to say hello.
In the morning, it is usually not there, maybe to fight, or to tease the little female cat, anyway, it is definitely not doing something good.
I often find some new injuries when feeding it at noon, and I can tell at a glance that this guy is not a master of peace.
Fortunately, it is still a bit measured. Although those injuries look scary, they are not life-threatening.
"If one day you crawl over dying, I will never save you." I once said to it.
A neighbor asked me if I had thought about adopting this cat, and I said no.
Now I help it out of love, and if I adopt it, everything I do now becomes my obligation.
In addition, I have to add a bunch of odds and ends, which is troublesome when I think about it.
Generally speaking to this point, the neighbors will change the subject with an awkward smile.
However, these are just superficial phenomena, and the real reasons are nothing more than two points:
First of all, Kong Lun and I are on vacation, which means we won't be here for a long time, and once we leave, the guy will be abandoned again and return to a life of wandering.It's not that we don't want to take it away, but that Shuling's world is different from here after all, and it may not survive after it gets there.
Secondly, this guy is always looking wild and unruly, he probably prefers to go out and conquer the world rather than stay in the house as a pet?I have always felt that I am its support station. When it loses, I can run here in despair to take a short rest, and make a comeback when the time is right.
I don't know how many enemies it has defeated, but I will try to give it some good food when conditions permit.
In the earliest days, I fed it mostly leftovers, and later it was cat biscuits sold in the supermarket.
Recently, I started to think about recipes to make cat rice for it.
Kong Lun was even jealous because of this, thinking that I put more effort into cooking for the cat than cooking for him.
"If you think it tastes good, I'll set aside a portion and add some salt for you to eat." I laughed.
"I'm so miserable. I've fallen to the point where I compete with wild cats for food." She buried her head in the pillow and said, "I'm not your only cutie anymore."
"But you are my only little angel." I reached out and stroked his head.
"A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost." He muttered softly.
"What about you? Are you not a man?" I suddenly thought of the flashing thought before.
Maybe you can make Kong Lun look like a girl and show me?
"I know what you're thinking, don't even think about it." He glanced at me and said.
"You know what I'm thinking? Then you can talk about it." I leaned my chin on his shoulder, put my arms around him, and smiled lightly.
He didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly laughed maliciously: "I haven't seen your female body, why don't you show me first?"
After a pause, he said, "What do you think you will look like when you become a girl?"
"What kind of appearance can you make? It's not just two eyes and one mouth." I laughed.
"It's not the same. Girls have their own beauty. I think if you are a girl, you must have a good figure, with big breasts and thin waist, protruding front and back..."
Where did this guy learn such obscene remarks!
My cheeks were hot from what he said, so I kissed the corner of his lips lightly, blocking his words.
He was startled for a moment, then his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he stammered, "You, why did you kiss me all of a sudden?"
"If you say such nasty things again, I'll kiss you again," I threatened.
Kong Lun chuckled a few times, and said, "You are so nervous, you must have been hit by me, right?"
I don't know if it's right or not, it's been too long since the last time I turned into a female body, so long that I even forgot what I should look like.
But judging from experience, the appearance should not be too different from what I am now.
"If you become a girl, I will definitely buy you a skirt," he said.
"If you become a girl, I must buy you orange soda." I said.
"Why?" He blinked, as if he didn't quite understand my stalk.
"Because it's cute." I chuckled.
When I was watching Shooting Star yesterday, the boy who barbecued with me told me the story of his love at first sight with his girlfriend.He said that as soon as he saw the girl wearing a suspender dress and drinking orange soda, he knew it was his future wife.
"There's no cuter girl in the world drinking orange soda," he said.
I'm sure his girlfriend looks cute drinking orange soda, but the cutest is overstated.
To be honest, my little angel is the cutest in the world!
Especially at dusk yesterday, when he was running around in the woods, his body was covered with a layer of gold, he really looked great!
While joking, the cat rice I prepared for the little wild cat has been steamed, and then it just needs to be cooled.
Kong Lun watched silently from the side. Although he didn't speak, he looked like he wanted to eat.
"You don't really want to eat this kind of thing, do you?" I thought it was a little funny.
"Let me take a sip, please? Just a sip," he said.
"Without salt, it will definitely not taste good."
"what could."
"No."
"It's really good to have a small sip."
I don't know what evil this guy has, so obsessed with cat food.
But he couldn't help asking again and again, I dug a mouthful out with a small spoon, handed it to him, and said, "Since you said you wanted to eat it, I will punish you if you don't finish it."
"Just a small sip, no problem." He said confidently.
However, as soon as he put the meat paste into his mouth, his expression became very strange.
"What smell?" I asked curiously.
I found this recipe from the Internet, and the reviews are not bad, and the little wild cat also likes it, but I have never tasted this stuff.
"No smell," he said, "a bit fishy."
"After all, it's something for cats to eat." I laughed.
Kong Lun didn't speak, just stared at the pot of cat rice in a daze.
"What are you thinking?" I asked.
"I was thinking that since Shuling is spirit in nature and can change into a man or a woman at will, can it also become an animal?" He said.
When he said that, I was also stunned.
Objectively speaking, this assumption should be established.
But who would turn into an animal to play when they have nothing to do?
"Don't fool around, and be careful that others treat you as a monster." I warned.
"It's really unexpected. I have always kept in mind that 'Zi does not talk about strangeness, power, chaos, and god', but it turns out that the most 'strange, powerful, chaotic, and god' is myself." He murmured.
"Essentially speaking, we are all the same." I paused and said, "I don't know if anyone thought that the books they wrote would produce book spirits."
Kong Lun didn't answer me, and he probably didn't know the answer to this matter either.
Perhaps the earliest philosophy was born in this way.
People discovered a problem, and began to explore the essence of the problem after solving it, which led to deeper thinking.
Life is endless, thinking is endless, maybe this is the meaning of Shuling's existence in the world?
After an unknown period of time, the cat rice finally cooled down.
Today is a little later than usual, I walked to the place where the food is usually put, and the little wild cat was already waiting there, but it didn't seem to notice my arrival, and slept soundly with its head buried in its arms.
I tiptoed to help him fill up the meal. This guy is still awake, his stomach is heaving, and his throat occasionally makes a "snorting" sound.
I suddenly felt itchy in my heart, and reached out to touch its furry belly.
The cat woke up suddenly, but it looked up and saw that it was me, closed its eyes again and went back to sleep.
"Are you so tired? You didn't even eat your meal." I muttered.
It looked cleaner than usual, and it should have been taken to take a bath by a kind person.
If there were no accidents, it should be regarded as the owner after being bathed.But this guy seems to have a special ability, no matter how closely guarded it is, it can always escape by itself.
I have been here for less than two months, and I have seen two or three waves of people looking for it, each time with a different name, but I know it is it when I hear the description.
It seems to be afraid that I will betray it. Every time someone comes here to look for it, it will disappear for two or three days, and will not show up again until the limelight has passed.
I seriously suspect that this guy is a habitual offender who specializes in flirting with other people's feelings.
Pretend to go home with the other party obediently, but after eating and drinking enough, they wander around the world again without looking back.
It probably wants to trick me in the same way, right?
Unfortunately, I don't like it.
I stretched out my hand to feel the fluffy touch on its body, maybe because it took a long time, it opened its eyes and gave me a dissatisfied look, as if to say, "It's almost done, if I touch it again, I will turn my face."
"You have such a bad temper, I really don't know how you found so many owners." I said, "It's obviously a stray cat, but it grows so fat..."
"Meow!" The little wild cat finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up from the ground, jumped onto the window sill and called out to me.
"I don't blame you for feeding me so fat!" I felt that it was saying such words.
April 7
sunny
When Kong Lun and I first came here, we made a promise that if anyone did something stupid, he would put money into the Erbi jar.
Erbiguan is the name I gave it, and that guy has been quite soft on it.In his opinion, it is human nature to make mistakes, and one or two wrong attempts should not make the other party bear such an insulting evaluation.
I think this may be because he ran out every day at the beginning and did more stupid things than me.
Although "The Analects of Confucius" has sentences like "I reflect on myself three times in a day", this guy is sometimes very narrow-minded. He can say that he is a dick during self-reflection, but you can't follow suit.Otherwise, although he didn't say anything, he would sulk silently in his heart.
Closer to home, our original agreement is that whoever does something stupid will put money into the jar, and the more stupid the thing is, the bigger the denomination of money will be put into it.
After all, it is not a glorious thing to do stupid things, so when I used to throw money into the jar, I would pretend to pass by and throw the money in quickly.
Kong Lun's approach should be similar to mine.
In other words, we rarely open jars to check.
Today, on a whim, I planned to open the jar to see how much money was in it, only to find that the two of us had filled the jar before we knew it.
The jar was not too small, about the size of a barrel used to hold oil in a supermarket.
So after the two of us got here, did we do so many stupid things?
I called Kong Lun over, he was taken aback when he saw the full jar, and then laughed dumbfounded.
"What a stupid thing you've done!" he laughed.
"You still have the nerve to say me? What have you done yourself? You should be like a mirror in your heart." I said.
We both insisted that the other was doing more stupid things than we were.Since no one can convince anyone, we decided to pour out the money in the jar after discussion, counting the stupid things we have done one by one.
Thinking about it now, the two of us probably lost our minds at that time, and neither of us raised any objections.
This is a public execution!
There are two one hundred yuan in the jar, one I put in, and the other should be put in by Kong Lun.
"Tell me, what stupid thing worth a hundred yuan did you do?" He asked with a smile, with an expression on his face.
This is the money I put in some time ago. At that time, I didn't know that this guy liked me. I felt that there was nothing stupider than falling in love with him.
If it weren't for the fact that the largest denomination of RMB is only one hundred, I would even want to throw in 1 yuan.
"I like you." I said.
"Huh?" He looked surprised.
"At that time, I thought I was so stupid that I fell in love with "The Analects of Confucius." I pursed my lips and said.
"What about now?" He spread his hands and said, "To be honest, I don't think this matter is stupid at all. Your 100 yuan is not worthy of the name."
Now?I still feel kind of stupid.
It's just that it wasn't the fact that he fell in love with him, but that it took so long to realize that he was a lovable little angel.
If I could have woken up earlier, maybe we would be an old married couple by now.
Kong Lun blushed greatly at my confession, but the corners of his mouth were always raised.
"It's your turn." I reminded, "This 100 yuan..."
"The reason is similar to yours." He smiled. "I'm different from you. The purpose of coming here is not entirely for vacation."
"What else could it be for? Revitalizing Chinese studies?"
I suddenly recalled what happened when he first came. At that time, he was very keen to participate in various Chinese studies activities, and he almost never left.
"It's embarrassing to say it... In fact, I want to spend more time alone with you." He said, "I didn't expect to develop into the current relationship, but I just feel that I can be alone with you for a while, and I am very satisfied gone."
Although he had vaguely guessed the truth of the matter long ago, hearing him tell the cause and effect himself, his heart still beat a little faster.
"Let me guess what happened next." I said, "After you came here to live together, you found that I was not as good as you imagined. The stupidest thing you've ever done, isn't it?"
"Why do you think so?" He frowned, and seemed to disagree with me, "I've known what you look like a long time ago."
Well, it seems that I still overestimated myself.
In his eyes, I was a salted fish waiting to die from the very beginning...
I touched my nose in embarrassment and asked him what the 100 yuan was all about.
He paused for a while and said, "I don't know how to get along with you, so I asked people who know you well. They told me that the best way is to leave you alone..."
These words were indeed spoken by someone who knew me well, but thinking of all the compromises I had made to keep Kong Lun in the house with me, I felt inexplicably heartbroken.
"Nonsense." I said dissatisfied.
"When I first came here, I really didn't dare to go out alone. Everything outside was strange to me... At that time, I especially hoped that you could go out with me, so that even if I did something stupid, I wouldn't feel it. So embarrassing." He smiled and said.
"Why didn't you say so earlier?" I asked.
If I knew his true thoughts at that time, I would definitely go out with him!
"Because I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable." He said, "Don't do to others what you don't want done to you. I still know this truth."
After a pause, he continued: "At that time, the motivation that supported me to go out every day was to adapt to this society as soon as possible, and then tell you what I saw and learned."
Thinking about it carefully, at that time Kong Lun would often take various photos with his mobile phone for me to see, such as clothes hanging on the shelf, tableware for eating, toys playing in the hands of children...
At that time, I didn't understand his painstaking efforts, and even felt that he was a bit long-winded and often showed impatience.
I told Kong Lun about this matter and apologized to him solemnly, but he said that he never took it to heart.
"Maybe it's a little bit sad, but it's mainly because I don't know how to tell stories, and I tell very interesting things boringly." He said.
At that time, he didn't know that I could learn about the outside world through TV, but when he found out about it later, he felt so stupid that he felt ashamed, so he threw a hundred yuan into it.
"Actually, it's okay, I don't think this is a stupid thing worth a hundred yuan." I said.
"Maybe you're right, but I really felt like I was the biggest idiot in the world at the time. There was a shortcut, but I chose the most thankless way." He chuckled, "You It may not be possible to imagine how many stupid things I did out there in the first place."
"It's actually conceivable," I said.
I told him what happened when I took the bus for the first time. It should be a dark history, but the two of us laughed because of it.
"How much did you put in the pot for that?" he asked.
"Twenty." I said.
"Twenty? I think it's worth at least fifty!"
He asked me to make up the remaining 30 yuan, but that incident was mainly because of his embarrassment, so I just followed what he said.
As a copycat, I don't think it's a $50 stupid thing.
"What about going to the wrong toilet? You made the mistake yourself." He laughed.
"Ten yuan." I pursed my lips and whispered.
"You're cheating! Why is it only ten yuan?" He said dissatisfied.
"Although it's embarrassing to go to the wrong toilet, objectively speaking, Shuling itself has no gender..."
Halfway through the conversation, we both froze at the same time.
When I talked about this topic two days ago, I felt that something was wrong. Now that I think about it, wouldn’t it be good to just turn into a girl when I went to the wrong toilet?
"Yeah, why don't you just become a girl?" Kong Lun questioned from his soul.
I silently took out all the cash I had on me and threw it into the canister.
"I actually forgot about this..."
I looked at Yan Konglun, and he also took out all the cash on his body and threw it into the jar.
"Why are you doing this?" I asked.
"I also forgot..." He covered his eyes with his hands, and sighed, "I subconsciously felt that I was a man, and I completely forgot that the book spirit can change gender and shape at will."
So it's like we both lost our minds at the same time?
"Fortunately, what happened here, if it was in the book spirit world, it would probably make people laugh out loud." I said.
Kong Lun didn't speak, and he could see that this incident had hit him hard.
"Can you find anything more stupid than this?" he muffled.
I glanced at the coins of different denominations on the sofa, each of which represented a stupid thing we had done.Although it is not necessarily stupider than the incident just now, but together it cannot be underestimated.
I counted, and with the ones I just put in, we've already done 800+ stupid things...
From a certain point of view, we seem to be pretty good.
"This is not something to be proud of at all!" Kong Lun dissatisfied, "I thought we had adapted well here, but when we see the money in the restaurant, we can't help but think of the dark history of the past. This kind of It just feels awful!"
I looked at the money in the restaurant and suddenly had an idea in my heart.
Since similar stupid things won't happen again in the future, let's just deal with them all in one go, and treat it as waving goodbye to the dark history of the past.
"When we set up this barrel before, we seemed to have discussed what to do with the money in it," I said.
"Whoever said that he did a lot of stupid things at the beginning had to be punished by another person, and this money is the activity fund." Confucius said.
I think he has done a lot of stupid things, but he doesn't want to admit it, he just said half a catty.
"The two times you went to the wrong toilet, the sum is worth the little mistakes I made." He said, "And you went out without underwear for a while."
Both of us are good debaters, neither of us could convince the other, and finally decided to spend our money on the amusement park.
There are two main reasons: one is that the two of us have never been to an amusement park before, and we want to take this opportunity to experience it all at once; A large execution ground.
"Nowadays people like to spend money to buy pain, you can try it and you will know." Nan Hua told us this way.
April 7
sunny
The amusement park is super far away from where we live. Fortunately, the traffic is quite convenient, and it can be reached directly by subway.I felt like I had slept on the subway for a long time, but when I opened my eyes, I found that I was still several stops away from my destination.
"It would be great if I could teleport." I yawned and murmured, "You don't have to wake up so early, you can get anywhere you want in just a 'swoosh'."
"Then you can continue to sleep, there is everything in the dream." Kong Lun laughed.
Thinking of the dream just now, my heart throbbed.
For some reason, I actually dreamed that "The Analects of Confucius" was gradually forgotten by everyone with the passage of time, and finally failed to escape the ending of being lost, and I could only watch Kong Lun disappear little by little, unable to do anything .
I looked sideways at Kong Lun quietly, he seemed to be looking down the route.Maybe he noticed that I was looking at him, so he raised his head and smiled at me.
That smile was so beautiful that I couldn't even tell whether it was reality or a dream.
If this is a dream, then just let me stay here and never wake up.
"XX Amusement Park has arrived..."
The mechanical voice in the subway was still babbling, but my attention was completely focused on my hands.
Although this is not the first time holding hands, no matter how many times I repeat it, I still feel the same blush and heartbeat.
It is said that ten fingers connect to the heart. I held his hand, as if I could feel his heartbeat.
His palms seem to be slightly sweaty, is it because the weather is too hot?Or because of nervousness?
To be honest, because I am going to the amusement park with him today, I studied the strategy all night last night, and barely closed my eyes.After careful calculation, I didn't seem to sleep as long as I slept on the subway last night.
Normally I should feel very tired at this time, but in fact, the opposite is true, I have never felt more energetic than I am now.
I have a lot of projects that I want to play with him, and I want to watch the parade with him.But Kong Lun seemed to have his own ideas, turned a deaf ear to those large-scale projects, and walked past them.
"That looks like fun!"
"Too dangerous."
"This is also good!"
"The screaming is kind of scary..."
"Why don't you go play that project with water? It will feel very cool!"
"Don't want to get wet."
This doesn't work, that doesn't work, and I feel a little discouraged.
"Then tell me what you want to play." I said.
"It's as if the two of us have switched roles today." Kong Lun laughed, "Usually I propose to go to various places, but you ruthlessly reject them one by one."
I thought about it, and it seemed to be true.
This is probably the legendary feng shui rotation?
"But I have bought the tickets, so I can't come here to see the scenery." I muttered in a low voice.
As far as the scenery is concerned, the scenery in the mountains is indeed better. In the amusement park, people are crowded everywhere, and if you are not careful, you will not find each other.
Speaking of the crowd, I suddenly remembered the scene when I went to the lantern festival with him that day.
That time, in order to prevent people from getting separated accidentally, he took the initiative to hold my hand.
That was the first time he held hands with me!Looking back now, I still feel that warm feeling in the palm of my hand.
There are so many people here, is it logical to hold hands?
I swallowed, took a deep breath on the spot, and stretched out my hand tremblingly to him.
5 cm... 3 cm... 1 cm...
They were about to meet each other, but Kong Lun suddenly took two steps forward.
Holding hands failed QAQ
I felt a little lost, but I was even more curious about what Kong Lun saw.
Did he find the amusement project he wanted to play?
"Look, there are balloon sellers there!" he said excitedly.
balloon……
I looked in the direction he pointed, and sure enough, I saw hawkers selling balloons one by one.
Isn't it only children and girls who are interested in such chubby things?
But these balloons look super cute!It must go well with him!
I made up my mind about the way Kong Lun held the balloon, it was so cute that it exploded!
So he coughed lightly and said, "The balloon is very nice...do you want to buy it?"
"Yes." He nodded, "You always disappear in the blink of an eye, I need to tie a recognizable marker for you."
As he was talking, he pulled me to the stand selling balloons and asked me to pick one I like.
How to choose this?
Those balloons are almost all brightly colored cartoon characters, and none of them match my temperament, but Kong Lun said that bright colors are easy to recognize, and the brighter the better.
"Think about it, if we get separated and can't find each other, I can find you through the balloon." He said.
"What a hassle." I muttered softly.
Although I said so, I still chose the most conspicuous balloon on the stand, and let that guy tie it to my backpack.
"It seems to have a big bright tail." He laughed.
There are all kinds of weird costumes in the amusement park, I even saw a person with a painted face pass by me, but even so, my little balloon still attracted some people's attention.
Seriously, haven't you ever seen someone tie a balloon to a backpack? !
"Maybe I've never seen such a handsome man tie a balloon to his backpack." He laughed, "You are an Internet celebrity now, and there are people who know you everywhere. Maybe someone will come to you for an autograph later."
Speaking of this, he deliberately pretended to be a fan, and said: "Blogger! I didn't expect to meet you here! Please handsome blogger sign for me!"
Handsome blogger?According to my understanding, those guys will only call me Sand Sculpture.
Since it was too late to decide what to play, I discussed with Kong Lun and decided to go to the longest line.
Everyone has a herd mentality, and usually the projects that everyone plays will definitely not be too boring.
"What kind of team do you think this will be?" he asked.
"I don't know." I murmured.
Judging from our position in the queue, there is no way to judge what the entertainment in front of us is. We can only feel that the queue is very long.
"There's a haunted house, a roller coaster, and a water-related game ahead." He built a pergola in front of his eyes with his hands, tiptoed to look at the surrounding entertainment, and said, "Which team do you want us to line up for? "
"It's all the same." I said.
He thought I was too perfunctory, but this is my heartfelt voice.
If he goes to a haunted house, he may throw himself into his arms when he is frightened; after getting off the roller coaster, he can play some romantic things while he is in a daze, such as the Ferris wheel; as for the project with water, it is undoubtedly a Benefit options.
All in all, it's a good choice for me no matter which team I line up with.
However, it turns out that I was still too naive.
The longest queue in an amusement park is never an amusement project, but a toilet.
I waited in line for half an hour before I suddenly realized this.
Should we continue to line up, or get out in time and go to other lines?This is a question worth thinking about.
"Lunlun...do you have anything to say?" I asked after being silent for a while.
I didn't realize there was anything wrong, but Kong Lun had a surprised expression on his face.
"What did you call me?"
"Confucianism." I said.
I pretended that he had misheard, and secretly broke out in a cold sweat.Why did you accidentally say what you called him in your heart?
"It's really bad. I didn't expect it to be the toilet line." He murmured.
"After all, people have three urgencies, which is understandable." Afraid he would blame himself, I added, "It just so happens that I want to go to the toilet."
There was nothing funny about this incident, but Kong Lun lowered his head and smiled, and said, "You will never go to the wrong toilet again this time."
Why did he bring this up again? !
I felt a little embarrassed and asked him to change the subject, but this guy actually leaned into my ear and asked in a low voice, "Did you wear underwear today?"
My face turned red all of a sudden, and I wanted to gag his mouth, but there was no suitable prop.
I can see it, the stalk of underwear and toilet is too difficult for him!
After coming out of the toilet, the two of us had a long memory, and we were more cautious when queuing. We always looked for the end of the line after confirming the entertainment items.
Having said that, although Kong Lun said at the beginning that he didn't like sports with water, he couldn't stop playing the torrent at all. The last time he didn't even wear a raincoat and got himself wet.
I really don't know what to say about this guy.
He's got himself so wet, he's sure to catch a cold when the sun goes down!
Fortunately, there was a shop selling amusement park souvenirs next to it. Although the clothes inside looked a little strange, it was better than wearing wet clothes like now.
"The sun is so good, as long as you twist the clothes, they will definitely dry before dark." He said.
When I heard him say that, a string in my head snapped, and I couldn't help but quicken my pace to go to the store.
The clothes must be taken off and wrung. I don't want to go to the toilet and wait in a long line again, let alone let him take off his clothes in public.
"Li Dao." Kong Lun suddenly called me.
"Ok?"
Before I could react, he suddenly threw himself into my arms, hugging me and rubbing against me.
I was taken aback by this sudden intimacy, I didn't know where to put my hands, and my face burned badly.
broad daylight!The sky is bright!Public!How dare he?
My reason told me to push him away, but I was a little bit reluctant to part with this hug.
"Okay," he laughed, "now you're as wet as I am."
"So?" I asked.
"So let's change your clothes together! A family needs to be tidy." He said.
To be honest, although he hugged me and rubbed against me for a long time, I only got a big piece of wet T-shirt on the upper body, and the rest was still dry.Unlike him, if he stood there still, the water dripping from his body would condense into a puddle under his feet.
Even so, I changed clothes with him for no other reason, just because of the phrase "a family should be neat and tidy".
Most of the clothes sold in amusement parks are exaggerated, mine has a funny clown printed on it, and he simply dressed himself up as a cartoon character.
"How is it?" Kong Lun asked, turning around in front of me.
"All right." I said.
Although he said so, when he turned around, I couldn't help but took out the camera and took several pictures.
Kong Lun is so cute!
Originally, I thought things like animal ears were childish, but after he put on the animal ears, I thought it was a work of genius!
I felt like my heart was about to jump out of my chest, and I couldn't help but think of the "awsl" that I often see on Weibo.
I didn't know what the acronym "awsl" was at first, and then someone told me it was "ah, I'm dead," but I never felt the same way.
sunny
Maybe because we live in a relatively quiet place, we often see a three-colored cat wandering around the door during this period, and occasionally take a nap on the mat in front of the door.
At the beginning, I didn't pay attention to it, but after a long time, I gradually developed a sense of closeness. Sometimes I would put some water and food at the door.
The cat is also gone, as long as I put something out, it will eat it, and sometimes I accidentally forget it, and it will keep meowing at the door, reminding me to feed it.
Obviously a wild cat!Shouldn't it be more independent and go out and find food by itself?
"Garbage sorting is being done everywhere recently, maybe it can't find food outside?" Kong Lun said.
He also often meets the cat, sometimes on the road, and the cat will follow him all the way home.
"This guy is relying on us." I sighed and said.
Although I was disgusted with it, I still silently paid attention to the cat's daily schedule.
Kong Lun usually goes out for a walk around six o'clock in the morning, and this cat will come to the door to check in on time, as if he came here specially to say hello.
In the morning, it is usually not there, maybe to fight, or to tease the little female cat, anyway, it is definitely not doing something good.
I often find some new injuries when feeding it at noon, and I can tell at a glance that this guy is not a master of peace.
Fortunately, it is still a bit measured. Although those injuries look scary, they are not life-threatening.
"If one day you crawl over dying, I will never save you." I once said to it.
A neighbor asked me if I had thought about adopting this cat, and I said no.
Now I help it out of love, and if I adopt it, everything I do now becomes my obligation.
In addition, I have to add a bunch of odds and ends, which is troublesome when I think about it.
Generally speaking to this point, the neighbors will change the subject with an awkward smile.
However, these are just superficial phenomena, and the real reasons are nothing more than two points:
First of all, Kong Lun and I are on vacation, which means we won't be here for a long time, and once we leave, the guy will be abandoned again and return to a life of wandering.It's not that we don't want to take it away, but that Shuling's world is different from here after all, and it may not survive after it gets there.
Secondly, this guy is always looking wild and unruly, he probably prefers to go out and conquer the world rather than stay in the house as a pet?I have always felt that I am its support station. When it loses, I can run here in despair to take a short rest, and make a comeback when the time is right.
I don't know how many enemies it has defeated, but I will try to give it some good food when conditions permit.
In the earliest days, I fed it mostly leftovers, and later it was cat biscuits sold in the supermarket.
Recently, I started to think about recipes to make cat rice for it.
Kong Lun was even jealous because of this, thinking that I put more effort into cooking for the cat than cooking for him.
"If you think it tastes good, I'll set aside a portion and add some salt for you to eat." I laughed.
"I'm so miserable. I've fallen to the point where I compete with wild cats for food." She buried her head in the pillow and said, "I'm not your only cutie anymore."
"But you are my only little angel." I reached out and stroked his head.
"A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost." He muttered softly.
"What about you? Are you not a man?" I suddenly thought of the flashing thought before.
Maybe you can make Kong Lun look like a girl and show me?
"I know what you're thinking, don't even think about it." He glanced at me and said.
"You know what I'm thinking? Then you can talk about it." I leaned my chin on his shoulder, put my arms around him, and smiled lightly.
He didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly laughed maliciously: "I haven't seen your female body, why don't you show me first?"
After a pause, he said, "What do you think you will look like when you become a girl?"
"What kind of appearance can you make? It's not just two eyes and one mouth." I laughed.
"It's not the same. Girls have their own beauty. I think if you are a girl, you must have a good figure, with big breasts and thin waist, protruding front and back..."
Where did this guy learn such obscene remarks!
My cheeks were hot from what he said, so I kissed the corner of his lips lightly, blocking his words.
He was startled for a moment, then his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he stammered, "You, why did you kiss me all of a sudden?"
"If you say such nasty things again, I'll kiss you again," I threatened.
Kong Lun chuckled a few times, and said, "You are so nervous, you must have been hit by me, right?"
I don't know if it's right or not, it's been too long since the last time I turned into a female body, so long that I even forgot what I should look like.
But judging from experience, the appearance should not be too different from what I am now.
"If you become a girl, I will definitely buy you a skirt," he said.
"If you become a girl, I must buy you orange soda." I said.
"Why?" He blinked, as if he didn't quite understand my stalk.
"Because it's cute." I chuckled.
When I was watching Shooting Star yesterday, the boy who barbecued with me told me the story of his love at first sight with his girlfriend.He said that as soon as he saw the girl wearing a suspender dress and drinking orange soda, he knew it was his future wife.
"There's no cuter girl in the world drinking orange soda," he said.
I'm sure his girlfriend looks cute drinking orange soda, but the cutest is overstated.
To be honest, my little angel is the cutest in the world!
Especially at dusk yesterday, when he was running around in the woods, his body was covered with a layer of gold, he really looked great!
While joking, the cat rice I prepared for the little wild cat has been steamed, and then it just needs to be cooled.
Kong Lun watched silently from the side. Although he didn't speak, he looked like he wanted to eat.
"You don't really want to eat this kind of thing, do you?" I thought it was a little funny.
"Let me take a sip, please? Just a sip," he said.
"Without salt, it will definitely not taste good."
"what could."
"No."
"It's really good to have a small sip."
I don't know what evil this guy has, so obsessed with cat food.
But he couldn't help asking again and again, I dug a mouthful out with a small spoon, handed it to him, and said, "Since you said you wanted to eat it, I will punish you if you don't finish it."
"Just a small sip, no problem." He said confidently.
However, as soon as he put the meat paste into his mouth, his expression became very strange.
"What smell?" I asked curiously.
I found this recipe from the Internet, and the reviews are not bad, and the little wild cat also likes it, but I have never tasted this stuff.
"No smell," he said, "a bit fishy."
"After all, it's something for cats to eat." I laughed.
Kong Lun didn't speak, just stared at the pot of cat rice in a daze.
"What are you thinking?" I asked.
"I was thinking that since Shuling is spirit in nature and can change into a man or a woman at will, can it also become an animal?" He said.
When he said that, I was also stunned.
Objectively speaking, this assumption should be established.
But who would turn into an animal to play when they have nothing to do?
"Don't fool around, and be careful that others treat you as a monster." I warned.
"It's really unexpected. I have always kept in mind that 'Zi does not talk about strangeness, power, chaos, and god', but it turns out that the most 'strange, powerful, chaotic, and god' is myself." He murmured.
"Essentially speaking, we are all the same." I paused and said, "I don't know if anyone thought that the books they wrote would produce book spirits."
Kong Lun didn't answer me, and he probably didn't know the answer to this matter either.
Perhaps the earliest philosophy was born in this way.
People discovered a problem, and began to explore the essence of the problem after solving it, which led to deeper thinking.
Life is endless, thinking is endless, maybe this is the meaning of Shuling's existence in the world?
After an unknown period of time, the cat rice finally cooled down.
Today is a little later than usual, I walked to the place where the food is usually put, and the little wild cat was already waiting there, but it didn't seem to notice my arrival, and slept soundly with its head buried in its arms.
I tiptoed to help him fill up the meal. This guy is still awake, his stomach is heaving, and his throat occasionally makes a "snorting" sound.
I suddenly felt itchy in my heart, and reached out to touch its furry belly.
The cat woke up suddenly, but it looked up and saw that it was me, closed its eyes again and went back to sleep.
"Are you so tired? You didn't even eat your meal." I muttered.
It looked cleaner than usual, and it should have been taken to take a bath by a kind person.
If there were no accidents, it should be regarded as the owner after being bathed.But this guy seems to have a special ability, no matter how closely guarded it is, it can always escape by itself.
I have been here for less than two months, and I have seen two or three waves of people looking for it, each time with a different name, but I know it is it when I hear the description.
It seems to be afraid that I will betray it. Every time someone comes here to look for it, it will disappear for two or three days, and will not show up again until the limelight has passed.
I seriously suspect that this guy is a habitual offender who specializes in flirting with other people's feelings.
Pretend to go home with the other party obediently, but after eating and drinking enough, they wander around the world again without looking back.
It probably wants to trick me in the same way, right?
Unfortunately, I don't like it.
I stretched out my hand to feel the fluffy touch on its body, maybe because it took a long time, it opened its eyes and gave me a dissatisfied look, as if to say, "It's almost done, if I touch it again, I will turn my face."
"You have such a bad temper, I really don't know how you found so many owners." I said, "It's obviously a stray cat, but it grows so fat..."
"Meow!" The little wild cat finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up from the ground, jumped onto the window sill and called out to me.
"I don't blame you for feeding me so fat!" I felt that it was saying such words.
April 7
sunny
When Kong Lun and I first came here, we made a promise that if anyone did something stupid, he would put money into the Erbi jar.
Erbiguan is the name I gave it, and that guy has been quite soft on it.In his opinion, it is human nature to make mistakes, and one or two wrong attempts should not make the other party bear such an insulting evaluation.
I think this may be because he ran out every day at the beginning and did more stupid things than me.
Although "The Analects of Confucius" has sentences like "I reflect on myself three times in a day", this guy is sometimes very narrow-minded. He can say that he is a dick during self-reflection, but you can't follow suit.Otherwise, although he didn't say anything, he would sulk silently in his heart.
Closer to home, our original agreement is that whoever does something stupid will put money into the jar, and the more stupid the thing is, the bigger the denomination of money will be put into it.
After all, it is not a glorious thing to do stupid things, so when I used to throw money into the jar, I would pretend to pass by and throw the money in quickly.
Kong Lun's approach should be similar to mine.
In other words, we rarely open jars to check.
Today, on a whim, I planned to open the jar to see how much money was in it, only to find that the two of us had filled the jar before we knew it.
The jar was not too small, about the size of a barrel used to hold oil in a supermarket.
So after the two of us got here, did we do so many stupid things?
I called Kong Lun over, he was taken aback when he saw the full jar, and then laughed dumbfounded.
"What a stupid thing you've done!" he laughed.
"You still have the nerve to say me? What have you done yourself? You should be like a mirror in your heart." I said.
We both insisted that the other was doing more stupid things than we were.Since no one can convince anyone, we decided to pour out the money in the jar after discussion, counting the stupid things we have done one by one.
Thinking about it now, the two of us probably lost our minds at that time, and neither of us raised any objections.
This is a public execution!
There are two one hundred yuan in the jar, one I put in, and the other should be put in by Kong Lun.
"Tell me, what stupid thing worth a hundred yuan did you do?" He asked with a smile, with an expression on his face.
This is the money I put in some time ago. At that time, I didn't know that this guy liked me. I felt that there was nothing stupider than falling in love with him.
If it weren't for the fact that the largest denomination of RMB is only one hundred, I would even want to throw in 1 yuan.
"I like you." I said.
"Huh?" He looked surprised.
"At that time, I thought I was so stupid that I fell in love with "The Analects of Confucius." I pursed my lips and said.
"What about now?" He spread his hands and said, "To be honest, I don't think this matter is stupid at all. Your 100 yuan is not worthy of the name."
Now?I still feel kind of stupid.
It's just that it wasn't the fact that he fell in love with him, but that it took so long to realize that he was a lovable little angel.
If I could have woken up earlier, maybe we would be an old married couple by now.
Kong Lun blushed greatly at my confession, but the corners of his mouth were always raised.
"It's your turn." I reminded, "This 100 yuan..."
"The reason is similar to yours." He smiled. "I'm different from you. The purpose of coming here is not entirely for vacation."
"What else could it be for? Revitalizing Chinese studies?"
I suddenly recalled what happened when he first came. At that time, he was very keen to participate in various Chinese studies activities, and he almost never left.
"It's embarrassing to say it... In fact, I want to spend more time alone with you." He said, "I didn't expect to develop into the current relationship, but I just feel that I can be alone with you for a while, and I am very satisfied gone."
Although he had vaguely guessed the truth of the matter long ago, hearing him tell the cause and effect himself, his heart still beat a little faster.
"Let me guess what happened next." I said, "After you came here to live together, you found that I was not as good as you imagined. The stupidest thing you've ever done, isn't it?"
"Why do you think so?" He frowned, and seemed to disagree with me, "I've known what you look like a long time ago."
Well, it seems that I still overestimated myself.
In his eyes, I was a salted fish waiting to die from the very beginning...
I touched my nose in embarrassment and asked him what the 100 yuan was all about.
He paused for a while and said, "I don't know how to get along with you, so I asked people who know you well. They told me that the best way is to leave you alone..."
These words were indeed spoken by someone who knew me well, but thinking of all the compromises I had made to keep Kong Lun in the house with me, I felt inexplicably heartbroken.
"Nonsense." I said dissatisfied.
"When I first came here, I really didn't dare to go out alone. Everything outside was strange to me... At that time, I especially hoped that you could go out with me, so that even if I did something stupid, I wouldn't feel it. So embarrassing." He smiled and said.
"Why didn't you say so earlier?" I asked.
If I knew his true thoughts at that time, I would definitely go out with him!
"Because I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable." He said, "Don't do to others what you don't want done to you. I still know this truth."
After a pause, he continued: "At that time, the motivation that supported me to go out every day was to adapt to this society as soon as possible, and then tell you what I saw and learned."
Thinking about it carefully, at that time Kong Lun would often take various photos with his mobile phone for me to see, such as clothes hanging on the shelf, tableware for eating, toys playing in the hands of children...
At that time, I didn't understand his painstaking efforts, and even felt that he was a bit long-winded and often showed impatience.
I told Kong Lun about this matter and apologized to him solemnly, but he said that he never took it to heart.
"Maybe it's a little bit sad, but it's mainly because I don't know how to tell stories, and I tell very interesting things boringly." He said.
At that time, he didn't know that I could learn about the outside world through TV, but when he found out about it later, he felt so stupid that he felt ashamed, so he threw a hundred yuan into it.
"Actually, it's okay, I don't think this is a stupid thing worth a hundred yuan." I said.
"Maybe you're right, but I really felt like I was the biggest idiot in the world at the time. There was a shortcut, but I chose the most thankless way." He chuckled, "You It may not be possible to imagine how many stupid things I did out there in the first place."
"It's actually conceivable," I said.
I told him what happened when I took the bus for the first time. It should be a dark history, but the two of us laughed because of it.
"How much did you put in the pot for that?" he asked.
"Twenty." I said.
"Twenty? I think it's worth at least fifty!"
He asked me to make up the remaining 30 yuan, but that incident was mainly because of his embarrassment, so I just followed what he said.
As a copycat, I don't think it's a $50 stupid thing.
"What about going to the wrong toilet? You made the mistake yourself." He laughed.
"Ten yuan." I pursed my lips and whispered.
"You're cheating! Why is it only ten yuan?" He said dissatisfied.
"Although it's embarrassing to go to the wrong toilet, objectively speaking, Shuling itself has no gender..."
Halfway through the conversation, we both froze at the same time.
When I talked about this topic two days ago, I felt that something was wrong. Now that I think about it, wouldn’t it be good to just turn into a girl when I went to the wrong toilet?
"Yeah, why don't you just become a girl?" Kong Lun questioned from his soul.
I silently took out all the cash I had on me and threw it into the canister.
"I actually forgot about this..."
I looked at Yan Konglun, and he also took out all the cash on his body and threw it into the jar.
"Why are you doing this?" I asked.
"I also forgot..." He covered his eyes with his hands, and sighed, "I subconsciously felt that I was a man, and I completely forgot that the book spirit can change gender and shape at will."
So it's like we both lost our minds at the same time?
"Fortunately, what happened here, if it was in the book spirit world, it would probably make people laugh out loud." I said.
Kong Lun didn't speak, and he could see that this incident had hit him hard.
"Can you find anything more stupid than this?" he muffled.
I glanced at the coins of different denominations on the sofa, each of which represented a stupid thing we had done.Although it is not necessarily stupider than the incident just now, but together it cannot be underestimated.
I counted, and with the ones I just put in, we've already done 800+ stupid things...
From a certain point of view, we seem to be pretty good.
"This is not something to be proud of at all!" Kong Lun dissatisfied, "I thought we had adapted well here, but when we see the money in the restaurant, we can't help but think of the dark history of the past. This kind of It just feels awful!"
I looked at the money in the restaurant and suddenly had an idea in my heart.
Since similar stupid things won't happen again in the future, let's just deal with them all in one go, and treat it as waving goodbye to the dark history of the past.
"When we set up this barrel before, we seemed to have discussed what to do with the money in it," I said.
"Whoever said that he did a lot of stupid things at the beginning had to be punished by another person, and this money is the activity fund." Confucius said.
I think he has done a lot of stupid things, but he doesn't want to admit it, he just said half a catty.
"The two times you went to the wrong toilet, the sum is worth the little mistakes I made." He said, "And you went out without underwear for a while."
Both of us are good debaters, neither of us could convince the other, and finally decided to spend our money on the amusement park.
There are two main reasons: one is that the two of us have never been to an amusement park before, and we want to take this opportunity to experience it all at once; A large execution ground.
"Nowadays people like to spend money to buy pain, you can try it and you will know." Nan Hua told us this way.
April 7
sunny
The amusement park is super far away from where we live. Fortunately, the traffic is quite convenient, and it can be reached directly by subway.I felt like I had slept on the subway for a long time, but when I opened my eyes, I found that I was still several stops away from my destination.
"It would be great if I could teleport." I yawned and murmured, "You don't have to wake up so early, you can get anywhere you want in just a 'swoosh'."
"Then you can continue to sleep, there is everything in the dream." Kong Lun laughed.
Thinking of the dream just now, my heart throbbed.
For some reason, I actually dreamed that "The Analects of Confucius" was gradually forgotten by everyone with the passage of time, and finally failed to escape the ending of being lost, and I could only watch Kong Lun disappear little by little, unable to do anything .
I looked sideways at Kong Lun quietly, he seemed to be looking down the route.Maybe he noticed that I was looking at him, so he raised his head and smiled at me.
That smile was so beautiful that I couldn't even tell whether it was reality or a dream.
If this is a dream, then just let me stay here and never wake up.
"XX Amusement Park has arrived..."
The mechanical voice in the subway was still babbling, but my attention was completely focused on my hands.
Although this is not the first time holding hands, no matter how many times I repeat it, I still feel the same blush and heartbeat.
It is said that ten fingers connect to the heart. I held his hand, as if I could feel his heartbeat.
His palms seem to be slightly sweaty, is it because the weather is too hot?Or because of nervousness?
To be honest, because I am going to the amusement park with him today, I studied the strategy all night last night, and barely closed my eyes.After careful calculation, I didn't seem to sleep as long as I slept on the subway last night.
Normally I should feel very tired at this time, but in fact, the opposite is true, I have never felt more energetic than I am now.
I have a lot of projects that I want to play with him, and I want to watch the parade with him.But Kong Lun seemed to have his own ideas, turned a deaf ear to those large-scale projects, and walked past them.
"That looks like fun!"
"Too dangerous."
"This is also good!"
"The screaming is kind of scary..."
"Why don't you go play that project with water? It will feel very cool!"
"Don't want to get wet."
This doesn't work, that doesn't work, and I feel a little discouraged.
"Then tell me what you want to play." I said.
"It's as if the two of us have switched roles today." Kong Lun laughed, "Usually I propose to go to various places, but you ruthlessly reject them one by one."
I thought about it, and it seemed to be true.
This is probably the legendary feng shui rotation?
"But I have bought the tickets, so I can't come here to see the scenery." I muttered in a low voice.
As far as the scenery is concerned, the scenery in the mountains is indeed better. In the amusement park, people are crowded everywhere, and if you are not careful, you will not find each other.
Speaking of the crowd, I suddenly remembered the scene when I went to the lantern festival with him that day.
That time, in order to prevent people from getting separated accidentally, he took the initiative to hold my hand.
That was the first time he held hands with me!Looking back now, I still feel that warm feeling in the palm of my hand.
There are so many people here, is it logical to hold hands?
I swallowed, took a deep breath on the spot, and stretched out my hand tremblingly to him.
5 cm... 3 cm... 1 cm...
They were about to meet each other, but Kong Lun suddenly took two steps forward.
Holding hands failed QAQ
I felt a little lost, but I was even more curious about what Kong Lun saw.
Did he find the amusement project he wanted to play?
"Look, there are balloon sellers there!" he said excitedly.
balloon……
I looked in the direction he pointed, and sure enough, I saw hawkers selling balloons one by one.
Isn't it only children and girls who are interested in such chubby things?
But these balloons look super cute!It must go well with him!
I made up my mind about the way Kong Lun held the balloon, it was so cute that it exploded!
So he coughed lightly and said, "The balloon is very nice...do you want to buy it?"
"Yes." He nodded, "You always disappear in the blink of an eye, I need to tie a recognizable marker for you."
As he was talking, he pulled me to the stand selling balloons and asked me to pick one I like.
How to choose this?
Those balloons are almost all brightly colored cartoon characters, and none of them match my temperament, but Kong Lun said that bright colors are easy to recognize, and the brighter the better.
"Think about it, if we get separated and can't find each other, I can find you through the balloon." He said.
"What a hassle." I muttered softly.
Although I said so, I still chose the most conspicuous balloon on the stand, and let that guy tie it to my backpack.
"It seems to have a big bright tail." He laughed.
There are all kinds of weird costumes in the amusement park, I even saw a person with a painted face pass by me, but even so, my little balloon still attracted some people's attention.
Seriously, haven't you ever seen someone tie a balloon to a backpack? !
"Maybe I've never seen such a handsome man tie a balloon to his backpack." He laughed, "You are an Internet celebrity now, and there are people who know you everywhere. Maybe someone will come to you for an autograph later."
Speaking of this, he deliberately pretended to be a fan, and said: "Blogger! I didn't expect to meet you here! Please handsome blogger sign for me!"
Handsome blogger?According to my understanding, those guys will only call me Sand Sculpture.
Since it was too late to decide what to play, I discussed with Kong Lun and decided to go to the longest line.
Everyone has a herd mentality, and usually the projects that everyone plays will definitely not be too boring.
"What kind of team do you think this will be?" he asked.
"I don't know." I murmured.
Judging from our position in the queue, there is no way to judge what the entertainment in front of us is. We can only feel that the queue is very long.
"There's a haunted house, a roller coaster, and a water-related game ahead." He built a pergola in front of his eyes with his hands, tiptoed to look at the surrounding entertainment, and said, "Which team do you want us to line up for? "
"It's all the same." I said.
He thought I was too perfunctory, but this is my heartfelt voice.
If he goes to a haunted house, he may throw himself into his arms when he is frightened; after getting off the roller coaster, he can play some romantic things while he is in a daze, such as the Ferris wheel; as for the project with water, it is undoubtedly a Benefit options.
All in all, it's a good choice for me no matter which team I line up with.
However, it turns out that I was still too naive.
The longest queue in an amusement park is never an amusement project, but a toilet.
I waited in line for half an hour before I suddenly realized this.
Should we continue to line up, or get out in time and go to other lines?This is a question worth thinking about.
"Lunlun...do you have anything to say?" I asked after being silent for a while.
I didn't realize there was anything wrong, but Kong Lun had a surprised expression on his face.
"What did you call me?"
"Confucianism." I said.
I pretended that he had misheard, and secretly broke out in a cold sweat.Why did you accidentally say what you called him in your heart?
"It's really bad. I didn't expect it to be the toilet line." He murmured.
"After all, people have three urgencies, which is understandable." Afraid he would blame himself, I added, "It just so happens that I want to go to the toilet."
There was nothing funny about this incident, but Kong Lun lowered his head and smiled, and said, "You will never go to the wrong toilet again this time."
Why did he bring this up again? !
I felt a little embarrassed and asked him to change the subject, but this guy actually leaned into my ear and asked in a low voice, "Did you wear underwear today?"
My face turned red all of a sudden, and I wanted to gag his mouth, but there was no suitable prop.
I can see it, the stalk of underwear and toilet is too difficult for him!
After coming out of the toilet, the two of us had a long memory, and we were more cautious when queuing. We always looked for the end of the line after confirming the entertainment items.
Having said that, although Kong Lun said at the beginning that he didn't like sports with water, he couldn't stop playing the torrent at all. The last time he didn't even wear a raincoat and got himself wet.
I really don't know what to say about this guy.
He's got himself so wet, he's sure to catch a cold when the sun goes down!
Fortunately, there was a shop selling amusement park souvenirs next to it. Although the clothes inside looked a little strange, it was better than wearing wet clothes like now.
"The sun is so good, as long as you twist the clothes, they will definitely dry before dark." He said.
When I heard him say that, a string in my head snapped, and I couldn't help but quicken my pace to go to the store.
The clothes must be taken off and wrung. I don't want to go to the toilet and wait in a long line again, let alone let him take off his clothes in public.
"Li Dao." Kong Lun suddenly called me.
"Ok?"
Before I could react, he suddenly threw himself into my arms, hugging me and rubbing against me.
I was taken aback by this sudden intimacy, I didn't know where to put my hands, and my face burned badly.
broad daylight!The sky is bright!Public!How dare he?
My reason told me to push him away, but I was a little bit reluctant to part with this hug.
"Okay," he laughed, "now you're as wet as I am."
"So?" I asked.
"So let's change your clothes together! A family needs to be tidy." He said.
To be honest, although he hugged me and rubbed against me for a long time, I only got a big piece of wet T-shirt on the upper body, and the rest was still dry.Unlike him, if he stood there still, the water dripping from his body would condense into a puddle under his feet.
Even so, I changed clothes with him for no other reason, just because of the phrase "a family should be neat and tidy".
Most of the clothes sold in amusement parks are exaggerated, mine has a funny clown printed on it, and he simply dressed himself up as a cartoon character.
"How is it?" Kong Lun asked, turning around in front of me.
"All right." I said.
Although he said so, when he turned around, I couldn't help but took out the camera and took several pictures.
Kong Lun is so cute!
Originally, I thought things like animal ears were childish, but after he put on the animal ears, I thought it was a work of genius!
I felt like my heart was about to jump out of my chest, and I couldn't help but think of the "awsl" that I often see on Weibo.
I didn't know what the acronym "awsl" was at first, and then someone told me it was "ah, I'm dead," but I never felt the same way.
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