The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 7

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When I first heard Kong Lun say that there are hot springs in the swimming pool, I was really surprised.

In my impression, wherever there are hot springs, you can see the steaming water vapor rising towards the sky from a distance, and there is a lingering sulfur smell everywhere.However, I stayed in the swimming pool for most of the day, and I didn't smell the smell of hot springs at all. Instead, there was always a faint smell of disinfectant water lingering at the tip of my nose.

For some reason, I suddenly thought of the report about water pollution I saw on TV not long ago.

Could it be that the water quality of the hot springs has been affected by the vicissitudes of life, and the sulfur smell will no longer be emitted?

I told Kong Lun my guess, and instead of agreeing, the guy was rocking with laughter.

"What are you laughing at?" I asked dissatisfied.

"You really care about water." He smiled. "When you first came to the 21st century, you were so curious about faucets, and you have been researching where the water in them comes from."

I remember things at that time, in addition to the faucet, I also studied the toilet, and even thought it was a well at one point.At first I wondered what to do to get the water in the well to gush out.After all, the hole inside is so small, and only a little water seeps out each time, so you can only use a cup to scoop the water.But if you want to take a bath or wash your clothes, what year and month will you have to scoop water with a cup!

At that time, Kong Lun didn't understand the purpose of the toilet. Looking at the clear water in it, he even made a bold guess: the water was specially used for cooking.

Fortunately, Kong Lun learned about the proper use of the toilet from a neighbor before I actually tried cooking with that water.

The realization that a toilet is a toilet shocked me.

This thing is built on the wall!And it's so close to the bedroom!

Don't they feel awkward at home? !

For a long time, Kong Lun and I have been reluctant to use the toilet at home, and every time we go to the public toilet outside to solve our personal problems.

Until one time, Kong Lun accidentally discovered the "flush" button of the toilet, and we suddenly opened the door to a new world.

The toilet can really swallow anything into that small hole. In order to test what it can swallow, we prepared all kinds of weird props, such as: canned eight-treasure porridge, instant noodles, biscuits, glass marbles, beer caps...

Thinking about it now, what we did at that time was not only very naive, but also caused damage to the toilet itself that could not be ignored, but at that time, the two of us seemed to be fascinated by this matter, dumping some strange things into the toilet every day. s things.

As you can imagine, the toilet was blocked.

There is no way, we can only call the property management to help us unclog the toilet.

I still remember the expressions on the two of us when the property manager took out those strange things from the toilet.

According to him, this is the weirdest toilet he has ever seen.

In addition to Xiang, there is almost everything in it.Even the pack of seeds we threw in before germinated in that humid and dark environment...

Later, he told us earnestly that garbage should be sorted by dry and wet, and that we can't just throw everything into the toilet.The toilet is used to hold Xiang, so it is best not to throw anything else in it except Xiang.

This thing is really embarrassing!I shook my head and quickly shook it out of my head.

Closer to home, although I didn't smell the hot spring, Kong Lun and I decided to go to the hot spring area to have a look.

I really don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it.

I always thought that hot springs are hot water with a sulfur smell, but after arriving at the hot spring area, I found that they not only can control the temperature of the hot springs, but also added some strange things in it.

For example, red wine hot springs, green tea hot springs, rose hot springs... There is even a hot spring where many thumb-sized fish are kept. When they see someone put their body in it, they will swarm over, which is quite scary.

I glanced at the introduction about this hot spring. They said that the fish in this hot spring pool can eat the dead skin on people's body and make the skin healthier.

Isn't this cannibalism? !

I can't imagine how fierce and cruel these little fish will be when they grow up, but those people who soak in the hot spring pool seem to enjoy it quite a bit, as if they are willing to be eaten by the little fish.

The Buddha fed an eagle with his body, probably nothing more than that.

I wanted to pull Kong Lun away, but he seemed rather curious and put one foot into the hot spring pool.

Seeing that there was new food, the fish around gathered here all of a sudden, which made me terrified.

"How does it feel?" I asked.

"It's hard to describe...it's kind of itchy." He said as he took my hand and stroked it lightly, "It's probably like this feeling."

Is this the feeling?

Not only did my palms itch, but I also felt itchy in my heart, and my heartbeat seemed to speed up several times in an instant.

Following Kong Lun's example, I also put my feet in, not daring to watch the fish gather.

Suddenly, I felt something bit my foot lightly. I was so frightened that I quickly retracted my foot and sat on the edge of the hot spring, not daring to go down.

"So you are afraid of this." Kong Lun smiled maliciously.

I had an ominous premonition in my heart, but before I could get up and escape, I was dragged into the water by him.

Although I can swim, there is really a drowning despair at that moment.

I struggled to climb back to the platform before the fish gathered, but Kong Lun pinned my shoulders.

"Young people, be brave enough to try new things." The person in the hot spring next to him said cheerfully.

I am not young anymore!As a book spirit that has existed since the Spring and Autumn Period, why should I bear this?

I looked at Kong Lun pitifully, but I could see the gloating in his eyes.

"Fish and water are all common images you use." He laughed.

fish...water...

For some reason, I suddenly thought of a word "the joy of fish and water", and my cheeks felt slightly hot.

After I talked about it, Kong Lun finally agreed to change the pool.

"Green tea hot spring... Do you think it really contains green tea?" Kong Lun asked.

I shook my head, indicating that I didn't know.

But if it was really green tea, then Lu Cha would probably scream, saying that they were reckless, right?

There was a huge tea bag in the pool, I picked it up and smelled it, it did have a faint tea fragrance.

"The tea made with hot spring water should be delicious." Kong Lun murmured.

Seeing his eager expression, I couldn't help laughing and said, "Why, do you want to drink my bath water?"

"Who wants to drink your bath water!"

His face looked very red, and I said he was shy, but he insisted that it was because of the hot spring temperature.

This guy is always so duplicity.

I completely immersed my body in the hot spring, feeling the feeling of being wrapped in hot water.

It is said that before birth, human beings will grow in the amniotic fluid of their mothers. That feeling should be similar to soaking in hot springs, right?

I had no experience of birth, not even a so-called childhood.It seems that when I was born in this world, I already looked like this...

Think about it carefully, it's better to be human.You can experience all kinds of life in a limited life, even if you do nothing all your life, no one will blame him.

It seems that as long as they are born in this world, someone will know their existence, and there is no need to worry that they will disappear inexplicably one day.

Perhaps this is the benefit of having offspring?

I have always thought that the birth of human beings is a very miraculous thing. Two people just did some simple mechanical movements, and offspring were produced all at once.

In comparison, it is much more difficult for Shuling to produce offspring.Someone must be blessed to the heart, expand and extend the content on the basis of understanding the true meaning of the original work, and create new works, and the new works must be recognized by the public and meet the conditions for the birth of a book spirit... From a certain point of view , which can be called as difficult as climbing the sky.

But some people, relying on themselves as one of the "Four Books", have so many descendants that they can't even remember themselves!

I silently glanced at Kong Lun and found that he was also looking at me.

He didn't seem to expect that his eyes would meet mine, he seemed a little flustered, and turned his head to the side unnaturally.

His behavior made me laugh out loud.

When I secretly photographed him, it must have been full of loopholes in his eyes, right?

"What do you see me doing?" I asked.

"I didn't look at you." He almost blurted out.

He didn't look at me?Could it be that I was hallucinating just now?

I didn't believe his words, so I raised my eyebrows and asked him to give me a more reasonable explanation.

For example... because your heart pleases me?

Kong Lun was so entangled by me that he couldn't help it, and whispered: "You just sat there quietly, and you look like a tea bag that has become very popular recently."

"Huh?" I didn't expect him to say that, and I didn't react for a while.

"You should have seen it before, right? The shape of the tea bag is that of a black-haired villain soaking in a hot spring, and each one has a different expression." Kong Lun said, "The one I bought before is exactly the same as your expression just now." Super like, with an expression of wandering in the sky."

So I'm just a tea bag in his heart?

It may be that I didn't get the answer I wanted, and I felt a little bit lost.

"Are you unhappy?" Kong Lun asked.

"No." I muffled.

We've already taken a hot spring together, so it should be considered a very close relationship, but I always feel that something is missing.

At this moment, Kong Lun's foot accidentally touched me.

Immediately, I trembled like an electric shock all over my body, and my heartbeat started to speed up inexplicably.

Is it because the water temperature is too hot?I actually had a feeling of vertigo, and I was even a little out of breath.

I really want artificial respiration...

I looked at Kong Lun's rosy lips, and my body involuntarily approached slowly.

He seemed to be aware of it too, but he didn't say no.

I have slowly moved to his side, as long as I lean forward a little, I can kiss him!However, at this moment, a noise broke the calm.

I find myself at odds with creatures like little girls, and every time I see a little girl around, nothing good happens.

It's the same this time.

It was obvious that they were almost there for a kiss, but they just appeared out of nowhere at this time.

"We've been soaking for a long time, let's change the place."

Kong Lun paused for a moment, looked down at me meaningfully, and said in a low voice, "Is it convenient for you?"

To be honest, it's not that convenient.

Fortunately, the bath towels are hung on a shelf not far away, and you can get them within reach, so it's not a big problem.

"Handsome guy, do you want to add a WeChat account?" A bold girl shouted.

I didn't know which one of us she was talking to, and pretended not to hear, Kong Lun responded the same way I did.

Obviously, those girls didn't intend to let us go so easily.

"Handsome guy, your skin is so fair, what brand of skin care products do you use?"

"Handsome guy, can you show me your face? I think you look familiar!"

"I don't know you well." I couldn't help but reply, "I usually don't go out the door, and I don't go through the second door. I don't know anyone here."

"It turned out to be a house."

"It's boring..."

"But I still think he looks familiar."

I wanted to leave this place of right and wrong quickly, but I glanced sideways at Kong Lun, and almost vomited blood in anger.

This guy didn't realize that he was surrounded by wolves at all, so he just put a towel on his body casually, and then chatted and laughed with the girls.

Maybe because I accidentally got the green tea in the pool on my head just now, I always feel a little green on my head.

"It's time to go." I said.

After a pause, I couldn't help adding: "Boys should pay attention to keeping themselves clean outside."

I intentionally bit down the words "clean and self-care" very strongly, and whispers came from next to me again.

"Jealous."

"This is definitely jealous!"

That's right!I'm just jealous!

If Kong Lun doesn't follow me again, I will turn into a vinegar essence in place!

Kong Lun finally bid farewell to the little girl "reluctantly", and even waved his hand back after walking a few steps.

I'm not a narrow-minded person, but seeing this scene, I just feel a big stone pressing on my chest.

In order to show my attitude, in the next period of time, I deliberately kept my face cold and did not talk to Kong Lun.

"You're angry?"

"Not angry."

"Is it because I ignored you when I talked to others just now?"

I snorted coldly and asked him what he talked with the girl.

Originally, I wanted to pretend to mention it casually, but when I asked, my tone of voice was weird, and I looked full of jealousy.

I was a little embarrassed, but fortunately Kong Lun didn't care, and explained: "Actually, I didn't talk about anything, but that girl seemed to follow you on Weibo before, saying that you looked like a sand sculpture blogger she followed."

Sand Sculpture... Blogger...

Although I don't want to admit this title, I have a feeling that the girl that girl is following on Weibo is me.

"Do you think I'm an idiot?" I asked.

Kong Lun frowned, wondering: "It's hard to say..."

Hard to say? !

So even this guy thinks I'm an idiot? !

This incident was undoubtedly a critical blow to me. After all, those netizens said that I was a sand sculpture. I can comfort myself because they have no cultural background and cannot understand my thoughts.

But Kong Lun thinks I am a sand sculpture, then the situation is quite different!

I began to fall into deep thought, wondering if I was really a bit of a sand sculpture recently.

"Sorry, although she explained to me what a sand sculpture is, I still can't understand it well." Kong Lun said, "Since I don't know what a sand sculpture is, it's hard for me to judge whether you are a sand sculpture or not. "

"No!" I said firmly.

Others can say whatever they want, but in his eyes, "sand sculpture" must not be my label!

"Okay, I remember." He nodded with a smile, as if he believed in it.

My Lunlun is really super cute!

In order to prevent encounters with those little girls again, we decided to shift positions.

It is said that in addition to the swimming area and hot spring area, there is also a steaming area upstairs.

"Sweat?"

Kong Lun's expression was a little puzzled, it seems that he is not very familiar with this word.

I know a thing or two about this word, but I mainly learned it from TV dramas, and I don't know whether my understanding is accurate.

It is said that sweating can preserve health, and steaming is to put people in a small room with high temperature to speed up the perspiration.

To be honest, I have never understood the point of doing this. The weather outside is so hot, and standing in the sun at noon will make you sweat profusely. Why do you need to come to such a place?

To be honest, I feel that the small house in the steaming area looks like a steamer. Wouldn’t it be a meat bun in the steamer after people enter?

I pictured that image in my head and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Maybe because it is summer, there are not many people in the steaming area, so we easily found a small house with no one there.

The little house does not have the smell of meat buns as I imagined, but there is a faint scent of incense, which makes people feel drowsy.

"Look, there is a huge character 'Tao' on the wall." Kong Lun laughed.

I looked up, and sure enough.

In addition to "Tao", there are also words like "the best kindness is like water" and "to the extreme of emptiness, to keep the tranquility" next to it, which seems to be specially prepared for me.

"Be honest, have you been to this place before?" Kong Lun joked.

Of course, I have never been here before, but looking at the decoration style here, the boss seems to respect Taoist culture.

In addition to the decorations on the wall, there are several straw mats on the ground for people to lie on.

I picked a place to lie down, and my body soon became warm, and my spiritual consciousness seemed to have entered a mysterious and mysterious state.

Kong Lun sat on the straw mat next to me, quietly staring at the opposite wall.

After a while, he suddenly asked me if I could channel the word on the other side.

"Psychic..." I muttered these two words in my mouth.

The so-called psychic is nothing more than attaching the power of the book spirit to it, so that those words can shine, so that the people who see it can gain a deeper understanding.

Logically speaking, there shouldn't be a big problem, but why did Kong Lun suddenly make such a request?

"It's like a fairy tale movie." Kong Lun laughed, "When those people on TV are practicing meditation, the words on the back are shining."

"That's a special effect." I said.

In Xianxia movies, besides glowing, those words can also fly out of the wall and float around in mid-air.

"Can you do it?" Kong Lun looked quite excited, his eyes sparkling.

Yes, it is possible, but someone may come in here at any time, what if they are discovered?

"I'll help you watch the wind, there will be absolutely no problem." He said.

Hearing what he said to this point, I couldn't continue to refuse. I sneaked under the wall with the writing, took a deep breath, and put my hand on it.

The word "Tao" lit up first, followed by other characters.

At the beginning, it was just a faint layer of fluorescence, which is almost invisible if you don’t look carefully. As time goes by, the sense of light becomes stronger and stronger. It is obvious that you are in a steam room, but it makes you feel a little tingly. Silky cool.

The so-called calmness and natural coolness is probably the reason.

I glanced sideways at Kong Lun, his mouth was slightly open, with an expression of astonishment.This gave me great satisfaction.

I slowly closed my eyes, trying to resonate more with the words on the wall.

Inspired by me, those words turned out to be like in the Xianxia movie, a faint phantom appeared in mid-air, which looked quite like that.

"I just put forward a hypothesis, but I didn't expect the effect to be so beautiful." Kong Lun said with emotion.

After a while, he suddenly sighed: "It's a pity that there is no content of "The Analects of Confucius" here, otherwise it could be more gorgeous and beautiful."

"Anyway, I have "The Analects of Confucius" and "Tao Te Ching" at home, so I can play with it at will." I said.

Just as he was talking, suddenly an old man pushed the door and walked in.I took my hand away from the wall calmly, and everything around me returned to its original state in an instant.

"Strange, just now I saw something bright in this room, why is there nothing?" the old man murmured.

Kong Lun and I tried our best to hold back our laughter and put on a dazed expression.

"This room has always been like this."

"Probably because of the reflection."

I secretly hoped that the old man would find that there was nothing he was looking for in the room, and go directly to another place to steam, so that Kong Lun and I could continue to enjoy the two-person world.

However, there are nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life. After turning around, the old man found a place to lie down.

"The temperature in this room is not good. It's much lower than the temperature in my room just now." He said.

"Then why don't you go back to the original house?" I said.

I don't know if I hit something, I always feel that my luck is particularly bad.

Whenever I wanted to do something, someone would pop up and disrupt my plans.

"How about another place?" Kong Lun asked in a low voice.

I shook my head.

Perhaps because of the word "Tao" on the wall, I seem to have a special feeling for this room.

Why should I go out when someone comes?I want to see who can last longer, me or him!

"What are you comparing with an old man?" Kong Lun shook his head, his tone quite helpless.

"I'm an old man too." I said.

From a certain point of view, I should be the oldest group of book spirits in the world.Although there were other ancient books before me, they were either missing or scattered, and there are almost a handful of them left, which are far more brilliant than the stars in later generations.

All in all, I am an old person in the book spirit world, let alone in the human world?

"What about the promise of 'Water conserving all things without fighting'?" Kong commented.

"No arguing, I'm just sitting here." I argued.

The old man heard our conversation, and said cheerfully: "Don't look at my age, I may not be stronger than me in terms of endurance."

(You see, he's the one who initiated the challenge now.)

I raised my eyebrows at Kong Lun with a rather smug expression.

Kong Lun looked at me, then at the old man opposite, sighed softly, and sat back on the straw mat.

"The opponent is thousands of years younger than you, even if he wins, he won't be able to win by force." He muttered.

The old man didn't seem to hear it, but I heard it clearly.

"How about a gamble?" I leaned close to his ear and whispered.

Sure enough, the guy's ears turned red all of a sudden.

"Don't lie in my ear and talk, itchy." He rubbed to the side, trying to stay away from me.

How could I let him succeed?So he pulled the straw mat and moved to his side again.

"You two have such a good relationship, are you cousins?" the old man asked.

This question is not easy to answer.

Kong Lun and I belong to the Taoist system and the Confucian system. Logically speaking, we can't beat each other, but we both belong to the book spirit...

"Roommate." Kong Lun said, "The two of us are renting together now."

"No wonder, I think the two of you look very familiar." The old man laughed.

He then asked us some other questions, mostly "how old are you", "where did you go to university", "what major did you study"...

After going back and forth like this, although the temperature in the steam room is still bearable, I was forced to sweat by the old man's question.

Could this be the legendary psychological attack?

I decided to stick to it, so I took advantage of the gap between the old man's words and interjected, "Where are you from? How many people are in your family? Who are you here with today? Do you have any grandchildren? How old is the grandson? How is the final exam?"

Kong Lun bumped me twice with his elbow, as if blaming me for being impolite.

I intended to launch a powerful counterattack in this way, but I didn't expect that the old man was just stunned for a moment, and then he started talking to me about his family's troubles.

What children are disobedient, the price of pork in the vegetable market has risen, the staff at the door have a bad attitude...

I yawned and almost fell asleep several times, until I heard a complaint from the old man, and I woke up suddenly.

"Now the school doesn't teach serious things all day long, and some time ago, a moth made a Chinese study class. Children who are not very old, are like the old pedants in the past all day long. Let them have this time. Having fun is better than anything else?" He said.

In other words... I immediately thought of "The Analects of Confucius". When I read Confucius Theory, he really had an embarrassed expression on his face.

"Actually, 'Zhihuzheye' is still somewhat useful. If it's really useless, it's impossible to keep it, isn't it?" Kong commented.

What are they saying now?Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth.

Although it cannot be said that existence is reasonable, since what we call "national studies" can survive until now, it is probably not as useless as he imagined, right?

"Calm down, Ziyue don't talk winter with Xia Chong." I said softly.

Kong Lun shook his head, indicating that he was not angry.

"I'm just a little sad," he said.

He once again fell into self-doubt, thinking that the reason why people of this generation have such a big prejudice against "The Analects of Confucius" is inseparable from his self-abandonment at that time.

If he had tried a little harder back then and hadn't given up hope, it might not be the bad situation it is now.

I understand his feelings, but he almost disappeared at that time, how can he cheer up?To be honest, I think it's amazing that he has the mentality he has now.

If I had encountered a similar thing, I would never have set foot in this place unless there was a change of dynasty.

Seeing that Kong Lun was in a bad mood, I took him out of the steam room.

Probably because of leaving that environment, he quickly adjusted his mood and even remembered the bet with me.

"The old man is still inside, but you came out. You should lose this bet, right?" He laughed.

I came out for him, how can it be called a loss?

However, nothing is as important as making him happy, so I nodded and said, "Yes, I lost, what reward do you want?"

"If there is a reward, there will be a punishment." He said, "I sweated a lot in the steam room just now, please buy me something to drink!"

Is it as simple as just asking him to drink?

I feel a little helpless.

In fact, he could take this opportunity to make some more excessive demands, but he didn't do so.

Kong Lun is really an angel...or is he really a gentleman?

I feel that he should prefer me to use the word "junzi" to address him. After all, "junzi" is the highest praise for a person in the Confucian moral system.

But thinking about it from another angle, I have been trying to molested a gentleman, always as if I were some kind of villain.

Having said that, it seems that in recent stories, most of the national teachers and Taoist priests are not so decent images...

Has the status of Taoism in people's hearts fallen to such an extent?

Thinking about it carefully, Kong Lun and I can be regarded as sympathetic, but one is disgusted by everyone on the surface, and the other is disgusted by everyone secretly.

"I don't know what books people like nowadays." I sighed and said.

"Probably the 'Four Great Masterpieces'." Kong Lun said.

The four classics?

It may be that I am ignorant, and I have never heard of any four books that are called "Four Great Masterpieces".

But since it is a masterpiece, it must be a remarkable existence, right?

I secretly made a list in my heart, which listed the bibliography that I think can be regarded as "masterpieces".

But if I want to pick the four best books out of them, I really can't make up my mind for a while.

"What are the four great classics?" I couldn't help but seek answers from Confucius.

"You wouldn't have guessed it if you said it." Kong Lun laughed, "They're all juniors."

There are also many good bibliographies in the juniors, but the scope is still too large.

But he said that I definitely couldn't think of it, what kind of bibliography would it be?

Could it be the book of Kit Kat's obscene skills?Or is it a reading book for children's enlightenment and literacy?

""Journey to the West", "Water Margin", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Dream of Red Mansions"." Confucius said.

After hearing him announce the series of titles, I was indeed so shocked that I couldn't recover for a long time.

Except for "Three Kingdoms", which is still a serious history book with some qualifications, which is listed as one of the 24 histories, aren't the others just recently published pastime readings?

""Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is not the same as "Records of the Three Kingdoms." Kong Lun said, "You haven't seen that child, have you? The core of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is 'Romance', and 'Three Kingdoms' just borrowed a historical background." .”

I finally understand that the "four great classics" in the world are all recreational books!

It's not that I have any opinion on these four books, the key is that there are so many predecessors before them, how could they have the nerve to call themselves "masterpieces"? !

Even if this is the title given to them by the world, do they accept it so calmly?

Don't you feel that virtue is not worthy, and you are embarrassed?

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I didn't even realize that I had reached the bar counter before I knew it.

"Two glasses of orange juice." Kong commented.

"No orange juice, I want iced happy fat house water." I said.

Now I urgently need external force to suppress my unhappiness, but the staff at the bar couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard me say that.

"Underage?" he muttered softly.

The men's 100th weak crown is now an adult. No matter what is used to measure it, Kong Lun and I are [-]% adults. Why does the other party have such doubts?

"Adult." I said.

The other party didn't believe me, so they must see my ID card.

I showed him my ID card, and it took him a long time to compare it repeatedly before returning it to me.

"You're really an adult, do you want a cocktail?" the other party asked.

cocktail?

Suddenly, a big rooster appeared in my mind.

Can chicken tails also make wine?

I was very curious about this, so I nodded in agreement.

As it turns out, the cocktail has nothing to do with the chicken tail.

I guess maybe it's called a cocktail because the wine made looks colorful and looks as good as a chicken's tail?

There is a seating area next to the bar, and there is a huge cherry tree in the center of the seating area.

Kong Lun and I took the drinks in our hands and went to find a place to sit under the cherry tree.Although it is indoors, there is an illusion of being in a deep mountain and valley in a trance.

I took a sip of the cocktail in my hand. It tasted sweet and sour, with only a slight hint of alcohol in the aftertaste.

"This wine is not as strong as the ones I drank before." I said.

"It's better to have a lighter taste, lest you get drunk and ask me to carry you back." Kong Lun laughed.

After a pause, he said again: "It's said that you had a lot of wine and joy for a while, and you often drank with Nanhua and the others until you were very drunk, and sometimes you even brought the Book of Changes..."

That was really a long time ago. If counted according to the dynasty, it probably happened in the Wei and Jin Dynasties.

At that time, celebrities lived willfully and recklessly, and we often disguised ourselves to attend their parties in the world.However, the good times didn't last long, and it didn't take long for the Confucianism's three cardinal principles and five permanent principles to dominate. There were more and more officials, but fewer and fewer celebrities.

Come to think of it, I haven't been to a party like that for a long time.

"What were you doing at the party then?" Kong Lun asked after hesitating for a moment.

I was taken aback when I heard him ask this question.

"Haven't you been there?"

Recalling carefully, I don’t seem to have seen Confucius Lun at the party, but I have seen "The Book of Songs" a few times, and sometimes I will see the three brothers of "Spring and Autumn"...

"I haven't been there." His expression was a little embarrassed. "You should know that Confucianism advocates self-restraint and restoration of rituals...so most Confucian books are not popular at parties."

"Actually, it's nothing, just drinking and chatting together, and sometimes reciting poems and writing right things." I tried to restore the scene for him at that time, "Sometimes in the courtyard, sometimes in the wilderness, find a In a place with beautiful scenery, for example, under a huge flower tree like this, everyone sits around and drinks, and sometimes they also play with Liushang Qushui or something."

"Flowing cup of water..."

I was afraid that Kong Lun would not be easy to understand, so I specially collected the surrounding cushions and arranged them in a curved shape, pretending that it was Qushui, and the flowing cup was naturally the wine glass in my hand.

"The wine glass will float down along the water flow. Because the water channel is tortuous, it will stop when it floats to a certain position. Whoever stops the wine glass in front of it will drink up the wine in the glass. Then write a poem."

Holding the wine glass, I pretended to flow down the water channel formed by the cushions, and stopped just where Kong Lun was sitting.

"The wine glass has stopped in front of you. Now you have to drink up the wine and write a poem." I was afraid that Confucius was not good at composing poems, so I added, "You can also perform a talent you are good at."

"You're lying, this can't be counted." Kong Lun smiled and pushed the wine glass I handed to him away, "This is not determined by the flow of water, but by you."

"Taoism advocates the virtue of water, so water is in the same camp as me." I said.

Kong Lun still shook his head and refused to drink.

"This one has a very mild taste, and you will never get drunk." I vowed, "Otherwise, the two of us will have half of it, you will drink half, and I will drink half."

Kong Lun pondered for a moment, then nodded.

This guy's alcohol capacity is really bad, obviously nothing