who is your baby

Chapter 55 Don't Kneel and Lick Me

"When did you come back?"

Mai Yangchun shrank his head: "I, I just arrived."

Fortunately, he was extremely clever, so he tricked Jiang Xintong to buy breakfast, and ran away quickly while the other party was not paying attention.

Mama Mai, who just got off work, stood in the yard and pointed at the suitcase, "Then what is this?"

"Jiang Xintong's suitcase." Mai Yangchun said honestly.

Mama Mai sneered: "don't tell me he spent the night at home last night."

"No." Mai Yangchun whispered, "I, I'll spend the night at his house..."

Mama Mai's eyes widened in disbelief, and she scanned Mai Yangchun up and down, and finally her eyes stayed on his neck covered with Band-Aids: "Mai Yangchun, you can do it, your wings are hard when you grow up, and you feel that you are more powerful Dare to stay out at night?! Say it yourself, what is on your neck, are you trying to piss your mother off?!"

Mai Yangchun pursed his lips, wanting to tell her that he couldn't help being confused, but after hearing this, his mother would definitely copy a knife and chop Jiang Xintong... He doesn't want to be on the headlines of tomorrow's newspaper!

"Don't be angry, we are about to break up..."

"Break up?!" Mama Mai raised her eyebrows, "Who mentioned it?!"

Mai Yangchun hastily admitted seriously: "Me."

Mama Mai's mood improved a little bit, but she was still very angry: "Sleep before breaking up! You left your brain in this box and didn't take it with you?!"

"I, didn't I sneak back to get it, and I was not caught..."

Mai Yangchun still wanted to refute, but Mama Mai nodded his head and cursed bitterly: "Break up and break up! You only talk about breaking up after paying for your wife! Why didn't you be smarter earlier!"

Mom, I just want to break up after being slept on!

Mai Yangchun almost wanted to cry on the spot, but he just thought about it, a man dares to act bravely, he must justify his image.

Mama Mai didn't give him a chance to take responsibility, "Are you uncomfortable?"

"What?"

"I'm asking you!" Mama Mai paused strangely, and then said angrily, "Does your back hurt?"

"Does the back hurt? I don't..." Mai Yangchun scratched his head inexplicably, and just as he finished speaking, he figured out what it meant, and his face instantly became hot, "Wow, why are you asking this kind of nonsense?" Question, don’t talk nonsense without you! I, I——My mother, can you be more reserved, you are an elder?!”

Mai's mother saw that he was so embarrassed and angry that he talked upside down, as if he didn't seem to be at a disadvantage, and then she was a little relieved, "Forget it, I can't explain it to an idiot like you, I wonder if I picked up the wrong child... What did you take again?"

"I got it from Jiang Xintong's house!" Mai Yangchun pretended that what happened just now didn't happen, and after he breathed a sigh of relief, he said plausibly, "I picked the one I like the most and the most valuable one!"

He untied the bags, took them out one by one and arranged them one by one. Like a professional shopping guide, he introduced eloquently: "Look! This is soft candy imported from the United States, this is Russian wafer biscuits, and this Japanese Coincidentally, wow, the other ones are also delicious! You must try it, if you can’t buy it, you can’t buy it, you can’t buy it, you can’t buy it! And this one, the collector’s edition CD, has been fired for thousands of dollars now, I tell you that you must be careful Preserve it, and keep it for the elderly in the future. Don’t look at this bag as inconspicuous, it—”

"It's what it is," Mama Mai interrupted speechlessly, "What are you doing with these? Huh? I don't know if you can eat people with soft mouths and short hands? Return them quickly!"

"Baby, I'm sure! Mom! I, I are both..."

"What's the name?! You want me to send it over there in person?!"

Mai Yangchun closed his voice unconvinced, and reluctantly elongated his voice: "Understood."

Mama Mai warned him viciously: "I'm going to bed! Let me tell you, if you don't listen to me, you're going to kill yourself!"

...Then I won't tell you, there is still a game console in the suitcase that I haven't taken.

Hearing Mai Yangchun's obedient response, Mama Mai walked a few steps into the room, then suddenly turned her head and said fiercely: "Tonight, I must see these things placed at the door! You can send Jiang Xintong a message later, Let him come to pick it up tomorrow. Otherwise, I will deal with you and go to Jiang Xintong to settle the score!"

"understood--"

Seeing that the person was gone, Mai Yangchun dragged the bag and the suitcase into the room with difficulty, and began to tidy it up in distress.

Peach soda, such a happy thing, I can’t bear to return it; it’s hard to buy in Japan, so keep it; how can I return the CD, he likes it so much; and this, the Tonino Lamborghini ashtray that Jiang Xintong hasn’t used, is really pretty, no give it...

He has been with Jiang Xintong for two years, and his chastity has been given away, how could Jiang Xintong not even give a breakup fee!

Thinking of this, he got up confidently, stuffed what he could keep under the bed, put those relatively insignificant things back into the bag and put them away, and opened Jiang Xintong's suitcase again——

... so perverted.

The things were so tidy that he wondered if there was an infrared laser cutting boundary in the box, and anything beyond the boundary would be cut off.He snorted in disgust, messed up his clothes in revenge, and opened the zipper on the other layer, and he saw the box he was thinking of.

Wow! NS!The girl of his dreams, his true love!

Mai Yangchun carefully took it out and kissed it again.

While waiting to turn it on, he remembered to take out his phone to take a look.The mobile phone that was set to silent received countless missed call reminders, and the dialog boxes kept popping up, all of which belonged to Jiang Xintong.Mai Yangchun finally waited for the phone card to pass for a while, a call came suddenly, he answered it angrily without even looking at it: "What are you doing?"

The voice over there was unfamiliar: "Uh, hello, is this Mai Yangchun? Your admission letter has arrived, please bring your ID photo to pick it up."

"Oh, okay, thank you...wait, admission letter?!"

When Mai Yangchun got the thin paper bag, he still felt like a dream, he opened it carefully, held the notice with both hands as if he had found a treasure, and read it without missing a single word.

His high score in the college entrance examination was not high, but the first major he dreamed of was not very demanding, so he was lucky enough to enter this major in this school as the bottom of the list.His name, which he had always disliked as being too feminine, was engraved on it stroke by stroke solemnly, and it blended skillfully with the classical and complicated patterns all over his body, which turned out to be unexpectedly beautiful.

...Suddenly felt that the admission notice from No. [-] Middle School was so perfunctory.

Mai Yangchun kept rolling on the bed holding the piece of paper as if in a dream, and couldn't wait to start a video call with Lin Xun and Xu Feng.When Lin Xun saw his acceptance letter, he couldn't help being surprised: "You—"

Xu Feng also hesitated to speak.

"Wow, what do you mean by your expressions!" Mai Yangchun flicked the screen of the phone in dissatisfaction, and said loudly, "I don't deserve this school?!"

"...No." Xu Feng looked at him complicatedly, "Is this the school you want to go to?"

Lin Xun also sighed: "I also want to ask this question: Is this your own choice?"

Mai Yangchun was inexplicable: "Yes." He paused, as if thinking of something wrong, twitched the corner of his mouth, "Baby, don't worry about it, this is the school I chose, and I considered it at the time. It's been a long time. This is the best school I can go to, can you say something good?"

Only then did the two feel relieved, and instantly changed their faces and began to congratulate——

"Efforts may not necessarily bear fruit," Xu Feng said sternly, "but the hard work of a handsome guy must."

"...What kind of poisonous chicken soup is this, it's actually quite delicious."

"Okay, then I'll have one too." Lin Xun pondered, "Isn't the handsome guy who loves and laughs too unlucky?"

"That one of yours is too stupid! I'll make another one, Yoko, you--listen, Yoko! Your window! The window suddenly opened!"

Facts have proved that a non-scary thing, even if it happens in broad daylight, will become scary with the addition of yelling and special effects.

Mai Yangchun stiffened his neck, remained motionless, stared at the screen without daring to blink, lowered his voice tremblingly and asked, "Ah, Ah Piao?"

Xu Feng was silent for a while, and his voice trembled: "No, it's Jiang, Jiang Xintong..."

Lin Xun twitched the corner of his mouth, and reminded intimately: "...don't shake, he has jumped out of the window now."

There was a slap, and it really was the sound of landing.Mai Yangchun heaved a sigh of relief, knocked on the screen viciously, and ended the stupid video call, then turned around——

...Jiang Xintong was seriously injured, and he didn't know how to climb up and down with such a calm demeanor.It's so perverted.

The other party first glanced at the messy floor, and then cast a cold gaze at him, two steps over and pressed him on the bed, "You don't answer the phone?"

Jiang Xintong sneered, "You lied to me that you wanted to eat pot stickers and asked me to buy them at the school gate, but you ran away for me?"

Mai Yangchun held back his breath, but still held his breath and didn't want to say a word, staring at him from bottom to top.

"say."

Seeing his vicious voice, Mai Yangchun planned to carry out the principle of reticence to the end.

Jiang Xintong saw that he planned to keep silent, and the panic in his heart dissipated all his anger in an instant. He compromised his temper, "Mai Yangchun, what's the matter?"

The other party's eyes were black and bright, like a small round lake, the water mist rippling and glowing, Jiang Xintong was completely subdued and wanted to hug him.

But Mai Yangchun raised his hand to block it, "You are so annoying, I already said we broke up."

"I didn't agree." Jiang Xintong kissed his palm instead, and coaxed in a low voice, "Why are you angry, tell me, okay, I can't change you like this."

Tell?

Damn, how to tell?

Is it "You actually asked me to do something forbidden by the [-]th birthday on my birthday", or "It's even the [-]th forbidden thing and made me cry", or "After crying, you washed it while I was asleep Me once"?

No matter how you think about it, it's weird and hard to say!

Mai Yangchun turned his face away, and said in a muffled voice, "There's nothing to say. The box is there, and that bag, you take it back."

Jiang Xintong was startled: "I don't want any more?"

"I took out the NS. You promised to give it to me. The rest will be returned to you."

others?You can't even remember what I took.Mai Yangchun coughed in his heart.

"Don't be like this..." Jiang Xintong cupped his face in panic, wanted to move but accidentally pulled it behind him, he paused stiffly, Mai Yangchun also sensitively sensed something was wrong, and instantly blushed——

I rely on, rely on!

How can you look at Jiang Xintong directly? !

Jiang Xintong looked like a normal person, and he returned to his natural state in just a moment.Mai Yangchun wanted to push him away in embarrassment and indignation, but felt that it was very inhumane to do so, so he could only lie paralyzed like a broken doll and let the person on him hug him.

Jiang Xintong buried his face in his shoulder, sniffing his breath with nostalgia, "You can scold me or hit me, don't just keep talking..."

Then let's not talk about it!Let you also have a taste of the indescribable bitterness of eating Coptis chinensis!Mai Yangchun snorted twice.

Jiang Xintong had no choice but to test: "Just say something, and I'll give you..."

Mai Yangchun really took a quick look at him.

"purchase……"

Two eyes.

"A Steam game?"

...become bright eyes.

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who wants things from my ex-boyfriend after breaking up?" Mai Yangchun suppressed the desire in his heart, and emphasized with integrity on the surface, "I tell you, don't even think about kneeling and licking me!"

Jiang Xintong said very politely: "Honey, two words, BattleBlockTheater and Dyinglight."

All right, those are the two games he's always wanted to buy.Mai Yangchun continued to declare solemnly: "Jiang Xintong, I will not accept this humiliating bribe!"

"Hunt showdown."

"...the ancients said: 'Those who voted for peaches and rewarded with plums', just as my admission notice has arrived, I will definitely do what I promised you before." Mai Yangchun stretched out three fingers and said solemnly, "The day after tomorrow, hand in hand The money will be delivered with one hand, and I will go to see your father, and you will place the order in front of me. From then on, we will not owe each other."

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