who is your baby

The fights at the dinner table were clearly arranged. Under the fierce eyes and enthusiastic offensive of the two, Mai Yangchun ate a whole bowl of rice. After Jiang Xintong and Mama Mai cleaned up, he was still slumped on the stool to digest.

Jiang Xintong let him take some digestion tablets, and stopped him who wanted to go into the bathroom, "Don't take a bath just after eating."

"I can't walk anymore... I can't take a hot shower."

Jiang Xintong pushed him back on the sofa, lifted the hem of his clothes directly, and rubbed his stomach with just enough force, "Common sense, it's easy to faint in the shower after a meal, have you never had that?"

Mai Yangchun immediately opened his eyes wide: "Wow, do you science students look down on people so much? Ask yourself how many people know about it. What kind of common sense is this?!"

"What I'm saying is, haven't you fainted yet?" Jiang Xintong said flatly, "Are you the stupidest liberal arts student?"

Mai Yangchun turned over with difficulty, like a ball rolling in the mud, "I don't want to talk to you. I won't take advantage of you, I will do it myself."

Jiang Xintong calmly turned him over and continued kneading, "Don't knead the liver."

"Go away! Get the needle, I'll just prick it."

Jiang Xintong raised his eyebrows: "Do you know acupuncture points?"

"Is there any way to say this, just prick it casually," Mai Yangchun gestured in the air with his hands, and said in a proud tone, "Shut the ground, and you will be able to deflate."

Jiang Xintong laughed, "Okay, tomorrow you will flatten a piece of paper to take the exam, and you can write a cheat sheet on yourself."

It’s okay if you don’t say this sentence, once he said it, Mai Yangchun was enlightened——

Damn, the college entrance examination tomorrow, he's still here chatting with the idiot!He got up with a grunt, and Mama Mai, who had been hugging Gou Ziya with a sour face on the other side of the sofa, finally smiled and said, "Did you just remember?"

Mai Yangchun gave her a big smile with a guilty conscience, showing eight teeth in a standard way, and Mama Mai continued to smile: "Tomorrow's college entrance examination, you give me a quiet time tonight, sleep well, don't do anything .”

The words were said to him, but her eyes obviously swept Jiang Xintong up and down, and the meaning in it was self-evident.

...What kind of look is this?

It's the eyes of anti-pornography and anti-illegals!

After seeing Gouzi's lazy glance, Mai Yangchun's heart didn't want to jump anymore.

On the contrary, Jiang Xintong nodded very naturally, and responded half-truthfully: "Well, I really can't stay up late." He suddenly changed the subject and asked Mai Yangchun, "Are you more comfortable?"

Mai Yangchun nodded for help for the first time.Jiang Xintong glanced at the wall clock: "Half an hour, you can take a bath."

Immediately, Mai Yangchun jumped into the room to get his pajamas as if he had been pardoned, and then jumped into the bathroom as fast as a Tigger——

36 It is the best policy to plan, he is still a pure and handsome guy, how can he show that he has penetrated such lustful hints? !Conversely, pretending to be stupid is too fake, right? !Could it be that he wants to tell his mother honestly, "Don't worry, Jiang Xintong, a pervert, just kisses and masturbates, we haven't slept yet!"

...really retarded.

He took an hour-long shower with a headache, during which time he reviewed countless mathematical formulas in his head, and when he came out, Jiang Xintong was sitting on the bed and flipping through his notes, raising his eyelashes and casually asking, "Okay?"

"sin30° equals one-half... oh well."

Jiang Xintong said: "You wrote in your notes that the square root of two is three."

"Impossible!" Mai Yangchun insisted. Seeing the other party's half-smile look, he began to doubt himself again, and asked in a low voice hesitantly, "...No way, is it the square root of two?"

Jiang Xintong stood up, put him on the bed and said speciously: "Don't take a bath for too long."

Mai Yangchun muttered and sat on the bed, picked up the notebook and checked, it was half right.

This mentally handicapped man, forget it wrong, what else did he say, don't take a bath for too long...

He pondered for five seconds—

Wow, Jiang Xintong is mocking him for being out of his mind!He was just about to yell, but found that the other party had already entered the bathroom at some point.

Forget it, falling in love is not as good as studying.

When I didn't know how many times I recited the formula silently, and how many times I reviewed the wrong questions, Jiang Xintong came out with a steamy body, "Lie down."

Mai Yangchun saw his hair dripping with water and holding a bottle of something in his hand. For some reason, he suddenly thought of Mama Mai's meaningful expression. He was so frightened that he dropped his books on the bed, "I, I will take the college entrance examination tomorrow!"

Jiang Xintong directly pushed him down and held him down, "So lie down, it won't hurt you."

"Don't—!" Mai Yangchun's heart thumped, and he roared like a pig, "You pervert, taking advantage of others! You—"

Suddenly, the cold mist sprayed on his ankle, Jiang Xintong put his finger on it and rubbed it, "Pain?"

Mai Yangchun swallowed the cry in embarrassment, and turned expressionless: "My hand hurts."

Jiang Xintong's gaze turned to his hand, and the curvature of the corner of his lips suddenly became ambiguous: "Did you release the pressure in the bathroom just now?"

Mai Yangchun waved his fist: "Hehe, you only remembered when you reminded me, can you let me punch you comfortably?"

Jiang Xintong leaned over and kissed his knuckles: "Minor surgery. Does it still hurt?"

"……nausea."

Jiang Xintong took another bite lightly: "Okay, it's sutured, if it still hurts, I'll disinfect it again."

"What's so messed up, can you concentrate on serving?" Seeing that the other party was about to stick out his tongue, Mai Yangchun withdrew his hand quickly and looked at him with contempt, "With a big health care company like you, it probably won't be closed down. Owing to usury, parallel imports... Damn, I suddenly remembered, did you just scold me for being out of my mind? You explained Jiang Xintong to me. "

Jiang Xintong paused, and calmly said while tidying up: "Are you thinking too much? Bathing for too long is not good for blood circulation."

"I'm an old man, why think too much, this is a man's insight!"

Jiang Xintong simply and rudely changed the topic: "What is sin60°?"

"The root of two is three!" Mai Yangchun replied subconsciously. He paused, feeling that he was being deceived, and frowned, thinking again, "No...you must be tricking me, one-half?"

He was still muttering, Jiang Xintong had already put the ointment in the cabinet, climbed onto the bed and hugged him into the bed, "The root of two is three, so don't think too much, or your thoughts will be confused. You will take the Chinese test tomorrow morning. Don't play because of the influence of mathematics."

Mai Yangchun was still thinking, so he shrank his head obediently and let the other party tuck him in. Jiang Xintong adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner, "I'm going to turn off the lights."

"No!" Mai Yangchun woke up startled, and pressed his hand anxiously, "I still want to read."

"Don't read." Jiang Xintong turned off the light directly, and stuffed the notebook under the pillow in the dark, "You can only pass the exam if you have enough sleep."

"I do not!"

Just as Jiang Xintong was about to pull his hand out, he accidentally touched something, "Mai Yangchun."

Mai Yangchun angrily glared at him based on his feeling in the blind environment.

"Do you really want to turn on the light?"

"Don't talk nonsense, drive!"

Pa, the light instantly and clearly illuminated the whole room, Jiang Xintong supported the bed with one hand, and spread the other hand in front of his eyes, "Look carefully, what is this?"

an apricot.

Big, beautiful apricots.

Jiang Xintong said lightly: "You hid this thing under the pillow because you think I'm not angry enough?"

Mai Yangchun snatched the apricot from his hand, chewed it a few times, ignoring the sour taste in his mouth, and quickly spit the core into the palm of the other party who had no time to take it back.

"I'm mad at you." He hummed twice, then turned over and lay down with a snap.

Jiang Xintong had no choice but to throw the trash away, wiped his hands clean, and then said unhurriedly, "Do you still want to see it?"

"Don't watch it, it's annoying." Mai Yangchun covered his head with the quilt.

Jiang Xintong turned off the light again, hugging each other and going to sleep.Unexpectedly, Mai Yangchun only settled down for a short while, and then began to toss and turn, he frowned: "Don't move your feet."

Mai Yangchun ignored his warning and said to himself, "I'm not sleepy at all."

"Close your eyes and rest."

"Do you have to be normal-hearted and follow your usual routine so that you can face danger in the examination room without fear?"

"Yes."

Mai Yangchun pressed the phone screen, "But it's only ten o'clock, and I'm usually still up at eleven o'clock."

Jiang Xintong asked slowly: "I usually finish your make-up lessons for you at 09:30, you wash up for half an hour, why don't you go to bed at eleven o'clock?"

I rely on!

What kind of unlucky day is today, it's a bad start!

Mai Yangchun regretted it, but still pretended to be calm: "Well, combine work and rest, relax and have fun...I'll just play games."

Jiang Xintong sneered: "Is this the reason for you to stay up late?"

"...Do you want to fight with me?" Mai Yangchun poked him, "Just answer me."

"Sleep, don't hit."

"Okay." Mai Yangchun replied indifferently, then got up, "Then you go to sleep, I will beat myself."

If you don't supervise him, maybe he can sleep all night, and without this person hugging him, he can't sleep well at all.Jiang Xintong turned on the light again with a headache, "15 minutes, you must go to bed immediately after playing."

"okay!"

Mai Yangchun turned on the game and handed him the handle: "Have you played this one before?"

"I've never played a game."

Mai Yangchun secretly started confidently, "Okay, okay, don't blame me for bullying you later."

"En." Jiang Xintong responded, pointing to a button and asked him, "What is this?"

Mai Yangchun leaned over and took a look: "Spin kick, you should learn it well——Damn, you despicable villain! Don't kick me!"

Jiang Xintong obediently let go of the button, pointed to another button and continued to ask for advice: "This?"

Mai Yangchun glanced at it: "This is a sweeping leg. Usually you have to get close to hit it. I found out—when did you suddenly come to me?! It's so annoying!"

"I just pressed the arrow keys to try my hand. What is this?"

"Punch." Mai Yangchun couldn't help but glanced again, "I, I—why did you hit me again?!"

"I pressed it subconsciously." Jiang Xintong said calmly, "The progress bar is full, what does it mean?"

Mai Yangchun stared at the screen intently, for fear that the other party would suddenly attack again, "This is when the skill value is full, and you can use a big move, I don't even know you—"

Before he finished speaking, the character controlled by Jiang Xintong suddenly leaped into the air, and ice-blue flames swept under his feet. Mai Yangchun's poor blood volume disappeared in an instant, and before he had time to dodge, a gameover popped up on the screen typeface.

He looked at the clock.

...not even 5 minutes.

Mai Yangchun turned off the game expressionlessly, and climbed onto the bed, leaving the other party with a bleak and gloomy back, "Jiang Xintong, we're done."