who is your baby

Although it is contemptuous, excessive and humiliating to say that a man is too fast, Mai Yangchun still wants to say that Jiang Xintong is too fast.

It came and went quickly, if it weren't for the dolls lying in the corner of the room, he would suspect that last night was a dream.

The following days were the same as usual, going to school during the day and making up classes at night. When the week approaching the college entrance examination came, he suddenly felt a sense of urgency.Jiang Xintong also gave him a rare holiday, saying that he would cancel make-up classes.

"What?" Mai Yangchun frowned in distress, "Are you serious, hey, I always feel... not so sure..."

Jiang Xintong was typing the keyboard to write the experiment report, "Really. How do you say it?"

"It's just..." Mai Yangchun pondered for a while, and finally, he admitted cautiously and reluctantly: "I feel that there is no one to guide me, and my review has no direction. Do you know that the more I look at textbooks, notes, wrong questions, etc. The more I feel that I don’t know more, my God, I began to wonder if I can write the first question?!”

Jiang Xintong stopped what he was doing and looked at him calmly: "What I have taught you is enough for you to get most of the points. Don't be nervous, you can be sure with a normal heart."

"...Can I not be nervous?" Mai Yangchun bit his pen and retorted unconvinced, "Think about it yourself, isn't the college entrance examination room very serious?"

"Yes."

"Is it because candidates can't pick up a pen when they drop it, and they have to raise their hands to report like elementary school students?"

"Yes."

"Is it true that teachers cannot be in a daze, but must concentrate and do their duty?"

"Yes, so?"

Mai Yangchun took out a pen from his mouth and slammed it on the table, angrily said: "Are you mentally handicapped? I said it was so obvious! Use your brains! In this sacred atmosphere, the teacher is talking about everything. , but they have to maintain order in the examination room, they will pay attention to some people."

Jiang Xintong continued to cooperate calmly: "Which ones?"

Mai Yangchun glanced at him impatiently, and suddenly turned the tip of the pen to point at himself, "I, I! There is an ancient saying: 'Everyone has the desire for beauty'. According to research and research by scientists, in public places , Most people will focus their attention on people with outstanding looks. The invigilator is so boring, the teacher will definitely see an outstanding handsome guy like me at a glance, and then he will always look at me seductively. If the teacher stares at me, can I not be nervous? ?!"

Jiang Xintong paused for a moment without changing his face: "Mai Yangchun, you can't use this quantifier in singular numbers."

...It's this kind of calm and pretending look again.

What is it called? It's so annoying!

Mai Yangchun almost vomited blood: "Jiang Xintong, who asked you to correct me?!"

"In your paragraph just now, the theoretical analysis was clear and logical," Jiang Xintong calmly and quickly changed his words, "I admire it very much."

"Get out, it's late!"

Jiang Xintong laughed: "Don't listen?"

Although this person's rainbow farts are very perfunctory, the ancients did not deceive me in the saying that curiosity killed the cat!He really wanted to see what kind of flowers could bloom on the fart of this dog basket.

Mai Yangchun held back, but still whispered in a useless voice: "Go on, I didn't stop you."

"You just now—" Jiang Xintong paused on purpose, and was satisfied to see the way the other party raised his ears and dodged his eyes, before continuing to say slowly, "Knock the table with a pen. Remember not to put it in your mouth later, no clean."

"...Me! Damn! Jiang Xintong, dog! If I don't blow your head off, I swear I won't be human!"

"Be obedient." Jiang Xintong coaxed him, "I'll be very busy recently, so I won't be able to look after you. Be good and don't get sick."

Mai Yangchun gritted his teeth and stared at him: "What, it's not that I can get sick if I want to, and what kind of disease can I get if I bite the tip of a pen... You are crazy."

Jiang Xintong looked at him, and suddenly raised the corners of his lips.

...Why do you still laugh when you are scolded?

It's too infiltrating!

Mai Yangchun shook his goosebumps, blinked tentatively, "Do you... have any special hobbies?"

Jiang Xintong gave a half-smile, "You're very energetic when you scold people."

"what?"

"It's abnormal if you can't scold me, and it's probably uncomfortable." Jiang Xintong explained calmly, "I can feel relieved if you scold me."

Snapped.

In the next second, the video was hung up as expected.

Mai Yangchun took a deep breath, and warned himself very solemnly: This handsome guy, please, please, don't fulfill this pervert's filthy wish again!Be brave to be yourself and be happy!

But indeed, there was little chance of satisfying this disgusting monster's wish.One is that Mai Yangchun is highly nervous and trembling all day long for the college entrance examination, so he has no mood to take care of Jiang Xintong's perverted thoughts; the other is that Jiang Xintong is really busy, even two days before the college entrance examination, he didn't take the initiative to request a video, which is a good name Does not affect his review.

Mai Yangchun didn't care, he just lay on the bed in a state of distraught and tossed and turned. As soon as he closed his eyes, there seemed to be the sound of pages turning in his ears, and the test questions flew past his eyes one after another. Randomly twisted into a ball of twist.

It was impossible to sleep.

He buried his head in the quilt in frustration, and opened his eyes in a daze.There is plenty of time in these two days. The teacher allows self-review, and day students can go to school or not, but obviously he can't stay in bed, and it's only 06:30 in the morning.He simply climbed slowly to school with dark circles under his eyes.

After arriving at school, I regretted it even more——

Lin Xun squatted under the window, calling his name softly.Even though it was two days before the college entrance examination, for some reason, the whole senior year seemed to relax suddenly, the air was full of joking and chattering, although Lin Xun's move attracted some attention, but these people quickly turned their heads indifferently up.

Mai Yangchun opened the window, "What are you doing?"

Lin Xun lowered his voice: "Hey, the apricot trees in the playground are ripe, go pick some!"

"...Baby, are you stupid?" Mai Yangchun lifted up the calendar on the table, and clicked the number six, "What time is it now, are you still picking apricots? Are you going to take the exam tomorrow or go to school?" Are you selling fruit?"

"Don't talk nonsense, are you going or not? Xu Feng is waiting in the playground."

Mai Yangchun glanced at the book, then at Lin Xun's sure-to-get smile, and finally stood up resignedly: "Go, go."

Mai Yangchun has been skinny since he was a child, and climbing trees is a no-brainer, so he went straight up first.He reached the top in a few quick steps, and picked a lot with long legs and long hands. Xu Feng and Lin Xun hurriedly picked them up from below, "Yangzi, pay attention, watch your feet. Damn it, it hit me on the head." Ancestor! Don't pick it up, don't worry about that, come down quickly!"

Mai Yangchun was reaching out for the biggest apricot, but he could only touch a tiny bit. He moved his foot forward tentatively, and just as he picked the apricot off, he felt an unsteady center of gravity. Amidst the whistling wind and the exclamation of "Fuck, Fuck!", he fell to the ground with a snap.

"what happened?"

While applying cold compresses to his ankles, the school doctor blamed him speechlessly: "The last time I bumped my head, this time I sprained my ankle, all my ice cubes are dedicated to you." She glanced at the calendar on the wall, "What's the date now, you Climbing a tree? Don’t want to take the exam?”

...this scene seems familiar.

Mai Yangchun groaned in pain, shrinking his head guiltily.Lin Xun and Xu Feng next to him also looked at him guiltily, and when the school doctor left rambling, the two of them rushed to show their affection to him.

"Yangzi, why don't I take you back later?"

Xu Feng frowned: "The pick-up and drop-off are all covered by us, and we will promise to transport you safely to the entrance of the examination room tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

"Another masseuse?"

"The kind that is on call 24 hours a day."

Mai Yangchun interrupted with a headache: "Honey, I just sprained my foot, it's not amputation..."

Lin Xun answered in dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about, you can't do it with a sprained ankle, auntie has gone to work, right?"

"You don't know how to take care of yourself at all," Xu Feng sighed, "Stop talking, I'll send my nanny there later."

……are you crazy? !

Mai Yangchun wished he could grab the ground with his head to show the common people's anger: "It's okay, you two shut up. Where are the apricots I picked?"

Lin Xun handed over the schoolbag, "It's all here. Hey, pick out the big one and put it away, it's a sign of your mistake."

"You just stumbled!" Mai Yangchun angrily took out the apricot that caused him to fall off the tree, "You two divide the rest and give them to Bai Xue, I'm going home to read, this school beats me! "

Lin Xun and Xu Feng worked overtime to send Xingzi there, and carried Mai Yangchun into the taxi in a saddle-backed manner. They were so conscientious, and the corners of Mai Yangchun's mouth twitched.

"You'll be home later, remember not to move around, just lie on the bed and take care of yourself."

"Otherwise we will stay at your house and serve you?"

Mai Yangchun's sprained ankle is actually not serious, but he feels a little pain when he lands, and he can go far without enduring hopping on one foot.He covered his ears with a headache, not wanting to hear the two old ladies talking.

...Although my mother and Jiang Xintong are also very verbose, and even curse, but they are not so fussy!

Fortunately, the taxi stopped quickly, and Lin Xun and Xu Feng got out of the car first, and lifted him up again with each arm.He was moved to the door of the house in embarrassment, and accidentally knocked on the door with his elbow. Just as he was about to take out the key, the door was suddenly opened——

"Damn it, Jiang Xintong?!"

Mai Yangchun looked at the person in front of him in disbelief.

Jiang Xintong was standing straight at the door, still wearing a simple white T-shirt and clean sneakers, no emotion could be seen on his handsome face, so he looked him up and down lightly——

It's over, the black clouds are pressing down on the city, and the city is about to be destroyed, and the light is shining on the golden scales of the sun!

If it wasn't for the sprained ankle, Mai Yangchun would almost turn around and run away.

"What's going on?" Jiang Xintong's voice was a little colder, he strode forward, took Mai Yangchun from the two of them and held him firmly, "Give me an explanation."

Xu Feng laughed twice with a guilty conscience, and took a few steps back, "Well, this, this is the masseur and babysitter I hired for you, I'll go first, Yangzi, enjoy yourself... Damn, Run, Xunzi, run!"

The author has something to say:

I just got home last night, and I was so tired that I fell asleep until now...Happy late National Day~