who is your baby

"So you two...uh, Tangtang are together?"

Jiang Xintong said: "It doesn't count, it is currently in the stage of cheating."

Xu Feng held his forehead on the other end of the phone: "Then... why are you calling me?"

"I don't think it's fair enough." Jiang Xintong tapped the table with his fingers, "I've already met his mother, but he hasn't met my father yet. Does it seem that I don't pay enough attention to it?"

Xu Feng was silent for a while, and said with difficulty: "Let me analyze it for you. First, how old are you two, at least you are not an adult, right? Seeing parents? Even seeing parents like your old man, I am not afraid that Yangzi will scare you away; Second, Yangzi is now in the third year of high school, and studies are important, but you easily put love and romance first, so you don't think about him enough; third, even if you have met his mother, it is... Uh, when you don’t want to see each other. To sum up, you still have to take your time when you meet, and you’re going to fight a long-term battle, so be prepared.”

Jiang Xintong was thoughtful: "The first two points are my mistakes. The third point - am I not welcome, okay."

You have climbed walls and jumped windows, and you still think you are a VIP?Xu Feng complained secretly, but he patiently said: "Xintong, you should learn more about the world, don't think that your suit of clothes can be made watertight, does Carrie give you any advice?"

Jiang Xintong opened the drawer, glanced at the contents inside, and closed it quietly again, "Give me the information book."

"Okay, Carrie, don't worry! In this way, you watch first, and then ask me if you don't know?"

"Yeah." Jiang Xintong said plainly, "I'll forget it if you don't mention it."

"So, I can barely be regarded as half of your life mentor." Xu Feng clapped his hands complacently.

Ever since we met, Jiang Xintong has put himself in the high position of the elders, even though they are both peers and more friends, but the pretentious aura of being indifferent to the world and neither sad nor happy really overwhelms him. Come on, now that Jiang Xintong finally has a weakness, so that he can reverse his role and have fun, who else can smile when he is unhappy?

"Why would I still look for you when there is Carrie," Jiang Xintong stated slowly: "You have never been in a relationship, so you are not qualified in this regard."

Xu Feng didn't slow down as if struck by lightning, and then hung up the phone viciously——

A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!If Yang Zi was taken in by this kind of person, it must have been bad luck for eight lifetimes!

"I said, you read the test paper, why do you keep watching me?!"

In the city library, Mai Yangchun tapped the other party's hand with a pen, and said with a headache, "Now I wonder if it was a wrong choice to secretly come out to tutor you."

Jiang Xintong looked away, absent-minded: "There are no trees in the library."

...what a mess.

"We need to rest between classes." Jiang Xintong took the test paper and said casually, "I can only see you relieve fatigue."

Mai Yangchun was so sore that he clenched his molars, "Then I'd rather you hurry up."

While correcting him, Jiang Xintong asked nonchalantly, "Does your mother like that cat?"

"Cough, I like it!"

At that time, he was so quick-witted that he set an alarm clock at 06:30 and carried the cat to the door. When Mama Mai went to work at [-]:[-], she was pleasantly surprised that she had picked up a stray cat. Needless to say, she was a model in the following days. shit officer.

...But if you know it was sent by Jiang Xintong, you may not like it so much.

"Did you name the cat?"

"Take it, call it—" Mai Yangchun raised his chin triumphantly, proud and proud, "Dog! This name is very interesting. Think about it. I call it a dog every time. It must doubt its own species. Maybe it will bark in the end?"

Jiang Xintong looked up at him with interest for a while, and then returned to the business after a few seconds, laughing lightly, "Stupid cat."

"Yeah, I also think it's stupid, it's dizzy and falls down after following the cat teasing stick in circles, last time it..."

Jiang Xintong waited for him to finish talking, and then said calmly: "I didn't mean it." He didn't wait for Mai Yangchun to figure it out, and pointed the tip of the pen to the crossed place, "Here, do you know why it's wrong?"

As expected, Mai Yangchun's attention was diverted.He studied it seriously for a long time, and finally said, "...don't know."

"There are too many knowledge loopholes, and there are also big blind spots." Jiang Xintong wrote the detailed process for him next to him, "I will go back and list these knowledge points systematically, and I will bring them back tomorrow."

With short hands, Mai Yangchun nodded obediently, and elongated his tone: "Good senior, thank you senior."

Jiang Xintong looked at him with pursed lips, "No sincerity."

Mai Yangchun's eyes rolled around, and he had an idea: "Then you stretch out your hand, yes, yes, open your palms, don't move!"

Jiang Xintong let the other party hold it with a smile.

Mai Yangchun signed his name crookedly on it with a ballpoint pen, and finally there was a passionate pause before Jiang Xintong withdrew his hand and moved his palm a few times to dispel the itching.

Mai Yangchun asked solemnly: "What kind of courtesy is light? Isn't my autograph not important enough to you? Don't tell me I don't have weight in your heart?"

Jiang Xintong calmed down: "Enough, yes, I won't wash my hands anymore."

The devil is one foot tall and one foot high, and Jiang Xintong will always be No.1. Mai Yangchun was deeply impressed by his disgusting skills: "It's okay, okay, learning is important! Don't delay my future!"

"There is still a whole month before I start school, you read, I will read you quickly."

I don't know why this person said such sloppy words so lightly, Mai Yangchun stared over, but saw that the other person's face was still calm and gentle, ordinary people might not be able to see the clue, but he could clearly see it at a glance. The lingering and nostalgia of people are weighed down in the eyes, almost overflowing.

Mai Yangchun whispered, "Okay, what are you doing, it's not like I won't see you..."

"Can't you see?" Jiang Xintong lowered his eyelashes to cover his emotions, "It's impossible not to see, don't go to school for self-study at night after school starts, and video call me."

... Is Jiang Xintong pretending to be pitiful while asking for conditions?

Jiang Xintong added in a timely manner: "Online teaching."

Do you really think you are the perfect boyfriend? !

Mai Yangchun pondered for a moment, then quickly put on a look of reluctance: "Then, you stretch out your other hand."

"Ok?"

Jiang Xintong gave him his hand, and Mai Yangchun wrote and drew in his palm while saying: "I will draw you, you see I am next to you, so we will be together. Let's say it first, don't wipe it off, don't wash it off. ,keep properly!"

Why is this person so cute.Jiang Xintong couldn't help laughing, staring at the other person's hair, and waited until Mai Yangchun finally finished drawing, then pushed his hand back: "Are you satisfied?"

Jiang Xintong took a closer look——

A very ugly dog.

"How, does it look like you?" Mai Yangchun looked like a villain, and Jiang Xintong seemed to be able to see the cat ears on the other's head.

Jiang Xintong nodded, then suddenly clapped his hands lightly.

Also took three shots.

"...What are you doing?" Mai Yangchun was at a loss.

Jiang Xintong said calmly: "Applause for love."

——Would you think that this person is worthy of sympathy, and that you are an idiot? !

But some of Jiang Xintong's behaviors are indeed no different from that of a fool, and he saw it the next day.

"...Why haven't you washed it off yet?"

Mai Yangchun glanced at it, and thought awkwardly: This clean freak can resist not washing his hands...

He had seen Jiang Xintong change color instantly when he accidentally touched someone, and then frantically wash his hands, he wanted to peel off a few layers of skin.

Jiang Xintong calmly spread out his hands to show him, "Pasted transparent glue."

Neuropathy!

Mai Yangchun glared at him and murmured softly, "You're so annoying, get rid of it quickly, it's so ugly..."

Jiang Xintong's gesture of holding the pen became weird because of the two pieces of tape. He was not in a hurry, except that his strength was a little weak and his handwriting was a little ugly, everything else was normal.

It's even more natural when holding him.

Mai Yangchun was speechless: "You pull my left hand, how can I hold down the notebook and write?"

Jiang Xintong paused, as if thinking.

Mai Yangchun continued to complain: "The transparent glue on your hand is stinging, it's uncomfortable."

Jiang Xintong was probably still in deep thought, but when he heard the words, he let go of his strength, and Mai Yangchun took advantage of the loopholes to take out his hand and concentrate on writing his homework.I don't know how long it has passed, but the test questions have written a whole page, and Jiang Xintong is still staring at his face in a daze, his eyes are empty, but his emotions are completely covered up.

...Could it be that he hurt the heart of innocence?

Although it is right to say that this person's heart is harder than iron and stronger than steel.

"Cough, hello," Mai Yangchun waved his hands in front of him guilty, and said awkwardly, "Well, you are actually in a daze, can you have some basic qualities of a teacher..."

Jiang Xintong regained his composure, and saw Mai Yangchun shrunk his head and pushed the notebook over, with a look of lack of momentum but forced to be justified, "Come back to your senses, I've handed in my homework!"

Jiang Xintong didn't answer, and browsed through almost ten lines at a glance. Mai Yangchun waited for a long time, and when he looked up, this person was actually in a daze again.

What is this for?

Even though he called him a dog before, he wouldn't be so confused, would he?Sure enough, those who are favored have nothing to fear, and they can't talk about it after being together...

He decided not to give this person too much sweetness.

Mai Yangchun wrinkled his nose: "Jiang Xintong?"

Jiang Xintong came back to his senses again, after reading the last line, he paused and said, "No problem, can I check the information?"

research? !

Did I invent some theory invisibly, and Jiang Xintong is still helpless? !

Mai Yangchun turned pale with shock, nodded repeatedly, and watched Jiang Xintong's every move intently, with a dignified and stern expression.Jiang Xintong rarely showed a tangled look, and took out a book from his schoolbag. Before Mai Yangchun could see the cover, the other party skillfully turned to one of the pages——

It is densely packed, all Chinese characters, without theoretical formulas and mathematical symbols.Looking to the side, there are actually illustrations, pink hearts and bubbles surrounding the frame, no matter how you look at it, it has the taste of a vulgar romance novel.

"……what is this?"

Jiang Xintong turned another page, then calmly closed the book, and directly tore off the transparent glue on the palm of his hand, "What you said just now is contradictory. Yesterday you said you should keep it, but today you changed your mind and said you should erase it. This is a change of mind."

Mai Yangchun was stunned, wondering why this person asked such an obvious question in a serious manner.

Jiang Xintong said without changing his face: "I thought about it for a long time, but I still didn't know which sentence to listen to, so I flipped through the book."

"...wait a minute, what book?"

Mai Yangchun looked at him in disbelief, as if he couldn't believe that this person would be troubled by such a stupid question, and saw that the other party picked up the book neatly, the lovely girl's font was surrounded by rainbows and clouds, and the title read brightly ——

"360 strategies for quick love." Jiang Xintong remained calm, "No. 30 two, when the other party likes to go crazy, you need to fully cooperate with abnormal behavior, encourage, guide and support; four, everything is my fault, everything depends on you."

The author has something to say:

I have been holding various meetings these days, and I have to get up early to attend the ceremony at six o'clock. I am too sleepy, so I wrote the journal, so I won't catch bugs for now.

Vent negative energy late at night.Sure enough, if you concentrate on writing an article, you should not care about the comments, and you can accept suggestions and opinions, but it is really easy to affect your emotions and disrupt your thinking when you see complaints.Saying Gong is stupid is ok, and the copywriting also writes that it is stupid and weak Gong, but calling Gong has no quality, no brains and loves to cry, I am really popular, and I have been reflecting on what I did not write well, which made gk hate this nonsense so much Public Lei Diangong, I just think Mai Yangchun is cute, is there a problem?Personally, Lei Meng is different, do you have to be so cruel?You don’t have to watch it if you don’t like it. There’s no need to watch so much and stick to certain plots. Everyone feels uncomfortable.Having said so much, I don’t want to ask for comfort, but I just want to talk about the reason why I can’t write, not just because I am tired after I just went to college.It's been so long, I want to say sorry to everyone (except those who scolded me about Gong Bao)