who is your baby

In the morning, the first ray of sunshine quietly peeped in through the curtains, the cell phone next to the bed vibrated suddenly, and the alarm rang loudly, Mai Yangchun grunted twice and covered his ears with a pillow.

The alarm clock was still ringing, Jiang Xintong opened his eyes sleepily, feeling unwilling to get up for the first time, rubbing against the humanoid pillow in his arms.Mai Yangchun pushed him away impatiently, and muttered, "Turn it off..."

His voice was different from Qingyue's in normal times, it was soft and sweet when he was sleepy, Jiang Xintong felt as if his heart was being scratched tenderly by a cat's paw, kissed the other person's face, quickly pressed the alarm, and soon He fell into a deep sleep with someone in his arms again.

The sweet dream just kicked off, but was quickly broken abruptly.Mai Yangchun was completely awake, rubbed his eyes and sat up, and said angrily: "Jiang Xintong, can you turn it off?!" Seeing that the person next to him was still squinting, he had no choice but to pick up the ringing mobile phone over the other person, "Damn, wake up! Your homeroom teacher is calling!"

Jiang Xintong lazily opened his eyelids: "What time is it?"

"Six fifty-three! You're twenty-three minutes late!"

Jiang Xintong half-propped up indifferently, "You pick it up and ask me for a sick leave."

Mai Yangchun glanced at the caller ID with a headache, and stared at him unhappily: "You say it's okay, I won't help you lie!"

"You also said you were lying," Jiang Xintong laughed, "I can't fool her. Just pretend to be my brother and say that I have a fever."

The call was suddenly hung up. Mai Yangchun held the phone in his hand, and before he breathed a sigh of relief, he persistently dialed the second call. He had no choice but to kick Jiang Xintong as if in revenge, and answered, "Hello, teacher. Oh , I’m not, he, he—” He held back, feeling that he couldn’t say the name, but the silence had been so long that it was suspicious, so he continued to pretend to be innocent: “Brother has a fever and can’t go to school Okay, can I ask for sick leave?"

Fortunately, the soul engineer didn't intend to make things difficult for him, so he quickly hung up the phone and threw the phone into the culprit's arms.Jiang Xintong's eyes were astonishingly clear, he laughed lowly, and his voice was hoarse: "Call me again, brother?"

"Fuck off!"

Mai Yangchun wanted to crush the other party's bad thoughts, and was about to get out of bed, when he suddenly found his mobile phone lying on the ground intact.

Damn, he was so scared last night that he threw away his phone and forgot to pick it up!

He picked it up and blew it distressedly, and swiped it a few times, and found that there was no problem except that the battery was 12.00% less.It just so happened that the business office sent a text message to remind him that the balance of the phone bill was less than ten yuan.

What the hell, he doesn't usually use so much before the end of the month.Mai Yangchun opened the call log strangely, the latest one was the call with Bai Xue last night, the call time was 17 minutes and [-] seconds——

What? !

How could he have been on the phone for so long? !

Mai Yangchun blinked his eyes stiffly, and an unbelievable idea appeared in his heart.

Jiang Xintong saw that his face changed again and again, and the teasing thought was quickly suppressed, and he leaned closer and frowned, "What's wrong?"

"I……"

Mai Yangchun raised his head slowly, blushing like a ripe apple, and said in a low voice with embarrassment: "I forgot to hang up the phone last night..."

In 8 minutes, I don't know what they all said, did Jiang Xintong use his perverted magic skills, did Bai Xue listen to it and did he misunderstand...

Most importantly, how does he still meet people?

After the two of them finished washing, Mai Yangchun still looked worried.Jiang Xintong was planning to go out to buy breakfast, when he opened the door——

Xu Feng and Lin Xun were sitting on the door with their backs facing each other. When the door was pushed open, they also fell into the hallway unexpectedly. When they raised their heads, they met a pair of eyes with a cool smile.

"...What are you doing?"

Mai Yangchun felt that his head was as big as ten.

Lin Xun sat on the sofa and cleared his throat, thinking about his words: "Uh, I thought Jiang Xintong was going to school after six o'clock in the morning, so we stayed at the door, but we didn't see anyone coming out..."

Mai Yangchun asked in bewilderment, "What are you squatting for?"

Xu Feng looked left and right to make sure that the other person had indeed gone out, so he simply broke the jar and took out his mobile phone, turned on the screen and showed it to Mai Yangchun: "Here, did you see it?"

"Listen to me in the morning?" Mai Yangchun didn't know, so he just clicked the play button in the middle, "It's still ten minutes long, it can't be eighteen bans, let me tell you, I—"

The volume was turned up to the maximum, and the recording began to sizzle with the sound of electricity.

"Who is your baby, huh?" A familiar cold male voice, with a cold tone, followed by the sound of cloth rubbing, "Don't talk?"

Hearing his own voice, Mai Yangchun looked very timid: "I'm going to sleep, please let go."

He was nailed to the sofa in a bolt from the blue, and before he could react, there was an ambiguous kissing sound from the recording, as well as faint panting——

Damn, why didn't he know that his microphone was so good at picking up sound? !

He regretted why he didn't jump up last night and trampled his phone...

But now he can crush Xu Feng's.

Xu Feng dodged his movements with great anticipation, protected Zhouquan of his mobile phone, turned off the recording at the speed of light in order to survive, and said with a smile: "Oh, Yangzi, I will delete it immediately! It's no use getting angry at me. Ah, Xunzi also has a copy?"

Mai Yangchun felt that his head was so hot that the water in his head was about to boil, and the smoke almost rolled out of his seven orifices.He turned his head to stare at Lin Xun, his round eyes were moistened with shame and anger: "Can you delete it?!"

Lin Xun raised his left hand in surrender, deleted it in front of him, and said helplessly: "What's the point of us deleting it, you should tell Bai Xue to send this recording to us in the middle of the night, scaring us all night Didn't fall asleep, came here to squat at 05:30..."

Yes, Bai, Baixue...

The key is Bai Xue, who cares about these two people!

Mai Yangchun's anger was extinguished all of a sudden, he scratched at the sofa at a loss, anxious like an ant on a hot pan.

Xu Feng replied hesitantly: "Yes, Yangzi, we are really worried about you...uh, chastity is not guaranteed...we couldn't see the picture of you last night, right? Where did you kiss?"

"That... the sound of your clothes... you took off?" Lin Xun shifted his gaze, "Well, don't be shy, we are all buddies, and Bai Xue is not here, so let's keep it a secret for you."

"Yes, yes, Bai Xue is also very... well, quite concerned..."

They were still there saying one sentence after another, while fully showing their true feelings, while perfectly displaying their gossip skills, Xiaozhi moved them with emotion and reasoned, and their words almost made people cry.

In fact, Mai Yangchun did break down to the point of tears.

He was crying this time without a sound, and the two of them didn't pay much attention. When they finally finished asking the question, they saw the other party's head hanging down, his chin was ticking, and a small piece of pajama pants was wet on his thigh.

"Fuck! Don't scare us!" Xu Feng hurriedly stood up, "Did Jiang Xintong do something to you?!"

At this time, Mai Yangchun didn't feel that there was any loss of points, raised his head and wiped his tears, and finally sobbed loudly: "I, my first kiss is gone!"

"Didn't it last time...?"

"He sticks out his tongue this time!" Mai Yangchun yelled angrily.

The two of them were so shocked that they couldn't speak—although such a private topic sounded exciting and outrageous, their lives would probably be lost after listening to it!

Mai Yangchun didn't know why he was crying now, but when he thought that Bai Xuezai had listened carefully, and it was only a small part of the humiliation special, he couldn't help but think about his failed love history, and felt more and more wronged, so he sniffed loudly. Complaint: "My first kiss is for Bai Xue! I, I'm not pure, woo woo woo!"

They almost jumped up and knelt, and were still spinning around, when the door opened--

The two of them skipped a beat at the same time.

Mai Yangchun didn't notice it at all, and was still crying: "When I was a child! I dreamed that my, my first kiss could, can be given to Bai Xue! Now that it's gone, let her hear it! I, I don't live Already!"

"Cough! Cough-cough-cough!"

The two of them were about to cough up blood, but Mai Yangchun still insisted on himself, confiding with emotion: "Bai, Baixue, what do you think of me?! Tell me!"

"What do you want to hear?"

The magnetic voice seemed to be frosted. Mai Yangchun shuddered and looked over with tears in his eyes.Jiang Xintong had already stood in front of him at some point, his face was as dark as a black cloud that was about to drip, and he smiled angrily: "Forget about Bai Xue, how about Bai Baixue?"

This sentence really has no technical content. The two people next to him wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Jiang Xintong said coldly without turning his head: "Go back first."

Xu Feng bit the bullet: "That won't work, you're like this..."

Jiang Xintong laughed mockingly: "Come on, he's underage, I'm not breaking the law."

Knowing that Jiang Xintong always kept his word, he took another look at Mai Yangchun who was hiccupping in the corner of the sofa, and felt the suffocating severity of the situation. Xu Feng cleverly pulled Lin Xun away: "Don't bully him, Otherwise, you will regret it."

Jiang Xintong held back his temper, and waited until the person walked away, then neatly knelt down on the sofa with one leg, supported the dead corner with both hands, and trapped the person who wanted to escape, "Why run?"

Mai Yangchun was so frightened that he blinked his eyes, and the teardrops on his eyelashes rolled down suddenly. Seeing that the person in front of him was in a faint panic for a moment, he just curled his mouth and cried loudly.

"Don't cry." Jiang Xintong hastily wiped away his tears with a nasty voice, "Why are you crying? I haven't settled yet."

"Kill me..." Mai Yangchun raised his hand to prevent him from touching it.

This is the excuse every time.But when he saw the other party crying out of breath and peeking at him from between his fingers, he was also discouraged, and he broke the other party's hand in frustration and kissed his eyes: "Don't cry, don't cry."

"You still kiss me..." Mai Yangchun's tears fell more fiercely, like a flood bursting a bank, and his face was covered with wet marks.

Jiang Xintong's heart that had just softened was stiffened by this sentence again, he frowned, and said in a deep voice, "I'll kiss, or do you still want Bai Xue to kiss?" With tears in his chin, salty taste buds spread, he said naively: "Anyway, your first kiss is mine, why can't I kiss?"

Mai Yangchun was startled, and then reacted, and his psychological defense collapsed in an instant: "Wow! You, you bite me! I'm woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Turning around, he turned around and buried his face in the corner of the sofa, curled up into a small ball with his back facing him and continued to sob.

It's really like a little milk cat who was bullied and hid and cried. He was wronged, which made people angry and loved.Unexpectedly, the "regret" that Xu Feng said came so quickly, Jiang Xintong gave up completely, picked up the big milk cat from behind, hugged it into his arms and coaxed: "I was wrong baby, don't cry, don't care about me. Okay good?"

"Not good..." Mai Yangchun wiped his tears and snot on his clean clothes.

Jiang Xintong didn't have time to take care of the stickiness that made the cleanliness sick. He patted the other person's back and said softly, "I have a bad temper. I hate you. I'll change it. I won't bully you in the future."

Mai Yangchun cried out a snot bubble, and was crushed by the other party's tight embrace with a pop, "And..."

"Do not lie to you."

"and also……"

Jiang Xintong paused, and said reluctantly, "Don't be jealous."

Mai Yangchun twitched and added: "Don't kiss me..."

Jiang Xintong frowned resignedly: "Impossible, we still have to kiss."

The air was quiet for three seconds.

"Wow--"

At a loss, Jiang Xintong hugged the person who finally had signs of cessation, and suddenly became crying out of breath when he said something different, and instantly questioned the writer Cao Xueqin.

... Men should also be made of water, right?

The author has something to say:

It's over, I think I'm crying more and more cute