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Chapter 11 Suicide
Nine p.m.
Cheng Xu was restless after reading the book, so he simply played the game, and Devil was online, and Candy and Wason were also there, and the three of them immediately formed a group of passers-by.
Cheng Xu watched them finish a game in the live broadcast room, and took the time to invite Devil.
Soon, Cheng Xu joined their team.
Sun Wan said: "Xiao Xu, show me the skills you have honed in the past two days."
Cheng Xu said guiltily, "Don't, don't."
Compared with his teammates horizontally, Cheng Xucai has to pick his feet.
Tang Tang comforted: "Xiao Xu, you have to have confidence, you are the apprentice brought out by Devil alone! How about the only apprentice?!" Tang Tang said with a little resentment in his tone.
Damn Devil, when he asked him to take him to eat chicken, he refused to live or die, but now he cares so much about Xiao Xu, this friendship is worth it!
Xie Wendi thought they were too wordy, "Will you beat me, or kick you out if I don't beat you."
The three prepared obediently.
Although Cheng Xu has no skills, he has learned the basic operations and positioning well. After landing, Xie Wendi put him in the wild.In the past, Cheng Xu followed Xie Wendi's buttocks and searched houses next to each other, but now he can be across the road from Xie Wendi.
Halfway through the beating, Sun Wan said, "Xiao Xu, you can't do this."
"what?"
"Aren't you the so-called moving circle of destiny? Why didn't it work tonight?" Sun Wan looked at the circle far away from them on the map, touched his chin, and sighed, "Could it be that your luck and your skills can't have both ?”
Cheng Xu is good at manipulation, but his luck is bad.
melancholy.
Cheng Xu scratched his head, only heard the second half of the sentence that seemed to praise him for his technical expertise, and said shyly, "I don't have any skills, hahaha."
"..." Sun Wan said sadly, "Xiao Xu, luck is your only saving grace, you should call it back quickly."
Cheng Xu: "..." Can a person be kind?
Tang Tang couldn't listen anymore, "Xiao Xu, follow me to pick up the airdrop."
"where is it?"
"Drifting on the sea."
The two drove to the beach, licked the airdrop that had just landed happily, and drove away immediately after licking.Sun Wan and Xie Wendi were still beating people in the housing area.
Xie Wendi: "Where is the person who beat you just now?"
Sun Wan: "It's far away, what are you doing?"
Xie Wendi: "I'll go to the next building, and my head will be knocked off if I stay with you."
Sun Wan turned his camera and saw that the third-level head on Xie Wendi's character's head was gone.
Cheng Xu said happily: "Devil, I picked up a third-level head, and I'll give it to you!"
Tang Tang screamed: "Xiao Xu, you traitor! I obviously gave it to you!"
Xie Wendi was happy: "Good apprentice, come here as a teacher."
Sun Wan: "...don't be ashamed to die."
Xie Wendi turned over the window, crossed the wall, and was knocked down by the enemy hiding in the dark without taking two steps. Xie Wendi roared: "Didn't you say it's far away?!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
Sun Wan gave wrong information, didn't dare to force him for a while, and ran downstairs. At this time, Xie Wendi had already climbed over the corner of the fence cursing. Sun Wan found the person who attacked him first, and solved it in twos and twos Biandi came to save people.
Rescue.
"Didn't you fucking say it's far away?!" Xie Wendi was still very angry.
Sun Wan blushed, "Well, the situation on the battlefield is unpredictable, how can I completely predict the enemy's action position, even if you are a teammate, you also—"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard Cheng Xu's scream: "Ah——Devil, I, I, I, I can't stop the car——"
Sun Wan: "Damn it!"
Dodge and jump into the wall.
At the same time, "Bang"! , the out-of-control car hit without fail, and Devil died on the spot.
System: Cuxhaven used a vehicle to kill Devil (teammate accidentally injured)
The world is silent.
Cheng Xu sat shivering in the stalled car.
Three seconds later, Sun Wan: "Hahahahahahahaha——!"
Tang Tang said: "I'm just a passenger. It's none of my business. It's Xiao Xu's car. I'm just a passenger, an innocent passenger. Devil, you must be able to see it in the spirit of the sky. I'm just a passenger."
Sun Wan was very shameless towards her words and deeds, and said contemptuously: "Why are you like this, Xiao Xu is still a child. Xiao Xu, don't be afraid, the devil has already been punished by you, he is cold. Don't worry, get out of the car boldly. "
Tang Tang stood beside the car, looking at Xie Wendi's bag, salivating.
Xie Wendi was silent.
Cheng Xu gets off the car.
Sun Wan barely held back his wild laughter, and began to lick Xie Wendi's bag, "Oh, it smells so good, oh!"
Tang Tang: "Give me back the quadruple mirror!"
Sun Wan: "First come, first served!"
Tang Tang: "Go to hell!"
Cheng Xu stood quietly aside like a child who made a mistake, apologizing frantically.Sun Wan couldn't bear it, but he couldn't make Cheng Xu lick the victim Devil's bag against his conscience, so he could only verbally comfort him.
"Xiao Xu, jump with me next time, and I will take you away from the devil, lest you be assassinated by revenge."
"..."
"Xiao Xu, have you noticed something?" Tang Tang said mysteriously.
Cheng Xu felt sad: "What?"
"Devil has been silent."
"..."
"He may have gone to the toilet, do you want to take the opportunity to lick it? Hey, he is really fat, and my grandson and I can't eat it anymore." Tang Tang couldn't finish it.
Of course Cheng Xu didn't dare to stand up to the wind and commit crimes, so he quickly refused.
Tang Tang is not ashamed that he is as timid as a mouse, "What are you afraid of, with your sister Tang around, the surname D can't touch you."
Miss Tang?
Cousin?
Cheng Xu thought, Candy, don't think that I don't know that you are taking advantage of me.
1 minute later.
Xie Wendi finally spoke, "Candy, Wason."
Tang Tang and Sun Wan both trembled. In their impression, Xie Wendi hardly ever called them by their names in a proper manner. Once he did, it would definitely be nothing good.
"You, what are you doing?" Sensing the threat of death, Sun Wan faltered, "Xiao Xu was the one who killed you, you attack indiscriminately, they are all brothers."
Tang Tang trembled courageously, "We are all brothers, if you have something to say, say it well."
Cheng Xu: "..."
Xie Wendi snorted coldly, "It's arranged."
Tang Tang and Sun Wan: "..."
Cheng Xu said weakly: "Then, what about me?"
Xie Wendi said: "You want to make up for your mistakes?"
Cheng Xu nodded frantically, the silent Devil was too scary, "What, what can I do?"
Perished in silence, and finally the perverted Devil said in a deep voice: "You, kill these two bastards, and it's over."
Cheng Xu: "..."
Tang Tang and Sun Wan scattered like birds and beasts in an instant, cursing while running——
"Devil, you are a bastard!"
"You bully others!"
"You are bullying!"
"You always give up!"
"You are skittish!"
……
Xie Wendi: "Call me!"
Cheng Xu followed the buttocks of the two oboe singers and shot them until their buttocks exploded.
"Stop running, run out of the circle again."
"I won't die at anyone's hand, and I won't die at your hand. Your grand brother can't afford to lose this man!"
"...Is it so humiliating to be beaten to death by me?" Cheng Xu was shocked.
A game was a mess.
Xie Wendi was determined to let Tang Tang and Sun Wan go to the sky, but Cheng Xu's saliva was exhausted, so Sun Wan and Tang Tang stood in line, and he threw a gun in the past, and both died.
Sun Wan thought it would be more honorable to die like this, at least it would look better than dying under the rookie Cheng Xu's men, but he didn't know that the barrage was already crazy——
[Deduction of strength: the standard way of death for ancient dog men and women. 】
Sun Wan was in a complicated mood.
Tang Tang: "Stay away from me."
Xiao Xiao was lying on the bed watching the live broadcast, and couldn't help but scribbled:
[Devil really dotes on Xiao Xu, huh. 】
Xie Wendi smiled, turned off the barrage, looked at Cheng Xu who was already standing on the edge of the cliff: "..."
Cuxhaven "stumbled" from the height of the cliff——
Landed, died.
Cheng Xu: "Ah, my foot slipped."
Xie Wendi: "Do you think I'm blind?"
Barrage:
[Hahahaha Xiao Xu is so cute hahahahaha! 】
[I'm a fucking leopard laughing! 】
【Devil: I let you go, but you fell yourself to death. 】
【Devil spoils his wife with this wave of strength!full marks. 】
[Hi everyone, do any of you care about points?I'm having so much fun, I'm about to lose my ranking! 】
【Little Xu, I beg you, don't be so funny hahahaha...】
Play another round.
The final circle is brushed in the mine.
Xie Wendi and others were the first to enter the circle. He and Sun Wan guarded the high slope of the mine to prevent the enemy from entering the circle, while Tang Tang and Cheng Xu guarded the direction of the entrance road.
Cheng Xu took a snakeskin walk behind Banpo, and now he can move small steps flexibly, Xie Wendi is very pleased with this.
"Wow, there is a car in the sky." Cheng Xu said suddenly in surprise.
A motorcycle drifted on the clouds in the sky, Cheng Xu was dumbfounded, "Does this bike have invisible wings?" Why can it fly?
Tang Tang didn't hold back, and smiled, "Xiao Xu, you are serious about playing games, don't be funny, okay?"
Cheng Xu said, "But it's really flying."
While talking, the people on the motorcycle had already shot at Cheng Xu. Cheng Xu was crawling around like a panicked fly under the random guns. At the same time, Xie Wendi had already shot the motorcycle. Before Cheng Xu died, If you wish, you can see the enemy explode into a firework.
"Can't you hide in the room?" Xie Wendi was obviously displeased.
Cheng Xu was killed directly by the opponent, "Why can he fly?"
Sun Wan said: "Because he is a god."
Cheng Xu: "???"
Tang Tang explained that Cheng Xu was amazed at the rampant cheating in this game. He didn't understand why he still had to find cheating to play a game. Is it cool?
"Who looked surprised just now?" Xie Wendi ruthlessly exposed him, "The hair is long but the knowledge is short."
Cheng Xu said: "Then what, I have short hair."
Xie Wendi: "..."
Tang Tang sneered: "I'm still a high-achieving student, and I don't even use idioms correctly."
Xie Wendi seemed to have never heard of it, "If you want to talk about cheating, you are actually one of them."
Cheng Xu was at a loss, "I didn't use cheats!" This kind of hat can't be put on casually!
Xie Wendi: "I didn't say you use cheats."
Cheng Xu: "What?"
Xie Wendi: "Your body is just a cheat."
Cheng Xu: "..." There was an ominous premonition.
Sun Wan added: "A kind of hack that hurts the enemy by one thousand and hurts itself by one thousand and five. It is specially designed to beat teammates and protect the enemy. Its scientific name is Caigua."
Cheng Xu: "..."
When can we stop attacking him? This is really not conducive to his physical and mental development.Cheng Xu grabbed a handful of hair, feeling bitter and happy.
This one was probably due to Cheng Xu's sacrifice to the sky, the whole team got a bonus of luck buff, and they managed to win the chicken with three against four in the finals that were said to have professional players.
Sun Wan's mood has not yet calmed down, pointing to the computer screen and shouting: "I rely on you to see if there is no Devil! The one I killed just now was God K?! Did I fucking kill God K?!"
Cheng Xu was restless after reading the book, so he simply played the game, and Devil was online, and Candy and Wason were also there, and the three of them immediately formed a group of passers-by.
Cheng Xu watched them finish a game in the live broadcast room, and took the time to invite Devil.
Soon, Cheng Xu joined their team.
Sun Wan said: "Xiao Xu, show me the skills you have honed in the past two days."
Cheng Xu said guiltily, "Don't, don't."
Compared with his teammates horizontally, Cheng Xucai has to pick his feet.
Tang Tang comforted: "Xiao Xu, you have to have confidence, you are the apprentice brought out by Devil alone! How about the only apprentice?!" Tang Tang said with a little resentment in his tone.
Damn Devil, when he asked him to take him to eat chicken, he refused to live or die, but now he cares so much about Xiao Xu, this friendship is worth it!
Xie Wendi thought they were too wordy, "Will you beat me, or kick you out if I don't beat you."
The three prepared obediently.
Although Cheng Xu has no skills, he has learned the basic operations and positioning well. After landing, Xie Wendi put him in the wild.In the past, Cheng Xu followed Xie Wendi's buttocks and searched houses next to each other, but now he can be across the road from Xie Wendi.
Halfway through the beating, Sun Wan said, "Xiao Xu, you can't do this."
"what?"
"Aren't you the so-called moving circle of destiny? Why didn't it work tonight?" Sun Wan looked at the circle far away from them on the map, touched his chin, and sighed, "Could it be that your luck and your skills can't have both ?”
Cheng Xu is good at manipulation, but his luck is bad.
melancholy.
Cheng Xu scratched his head, only heard the second half of the sentence that seemed to praise him for his technical expertise, and said shyly, "I don't have any skills, hahaha."
"..." Sun Wan said sadly, "Xiao Xu, luck is your only saving grace, you should call it back quickly."
Cheng Xu: "..." Can a person be kind?
Tang Tang couldn't listen anymore, "Xiao Xu, follow me to pick up the airdrop."
"where is it?"
"Drifting on the sea."
The two drove to the beach, licked the airdrop that had just landed happily, and drove away immediately after licking.Sun Wan and Xie Wendi were still beating people in the housing area.
Xie Wendi: "Where is the person who beat you just now?"
Sun Wan: "It's far away, what are you doing?"
Xie Wendi: "I'll go to the next building, and my head will be knocked off if I stay with you."
Sun Wan turned his camera and saw that the third-level head on Xie Wendi's character's head was gone.
Cheng Xu said happily: "Devil, I picked up a third-level head, and I'll give it to you!"
Tang Tang screamed: "Xiao Xu, you traitor! I obviously gave it to you!"
Xie Wendi was happy: "Good apprentice, come here as a teacher."
Sun Wan: "...don't be ashamed to die."
Xie Wendi turned over the window, crossed the wall, and was knocked down by the enemy hiding in the dark without taking two steps. Xie Wendi roared: "Didn't you say it's far away?!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
Sun Wan gave wrong information, didn't dare to force him for a while, and ran downstairs. At this time, Xie Wendi had already climbed over the corner of the fence cursing. Sun Wan found the person who attacked him first, and solved it in twos and twos Biandi came to save people.
Rescue.
"Didn't you fucking say it's far away?!" Xie Wendi was still very angry.
Sun Wan blushed, "Well, the situation on the battlefield is unpredictable, how can I completely predict the enemy's action position, even if you are a teammate, you also—"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard Cheng Xu's scream: "Ah——Devil, I, I, I, I can't stop the car——"
Sun Wan: "Damn it!"
Dodge and jump into the wall.
At the same time, "Bang"! , the out-of-control car hit without fail, and Devil died on the spot.
System: Cuxhaven used a vehicle to kill Devil (teammate accidentally injured)
The world is silent.
Cheng Xu sat shivering in the stalled car.
Three seconds later, Sun Wan: "Hahahahahahahaha——!"
Tang Tang said: "I'm just a passenger. It's none of my business. It's Xiao Xu's car. I'm just a passenger, an innocent passenger. Devil, you must be able to see it in the spirit of the sky. I'm just a passenger."
Sun Wan was very shameless towards her words and deeds, and said contemptuously: "Why are you like this, Xiao Xu is still a child. Xiao Xu, don't be afraid, the devil has already been punished by you, he is cold. Don't worry, get out of the car boldly. "
Tang Tang stood beside the car, looking at Xie Wendi's bag, salivating.
Xie Wendi was silent.
Cheng Xu gets off the car.
Sun Wan barely held back his wild laughter, and began to lick Xie Wendi's bag, "Oh, it smells so good, oh!"
Tang Tang: "Give me back the quadruple mirror!"
Sun Wan: "First come, first served!"
Tang Tang: "Go to hell!"
Cheng Xu stood quietly aside like a child who made a mistake, apologizing frantically.Sun Wan couldn't bear it, but he couldn't make Cheng Xu lick the victim Devil's bag against his conscience, so he could only verbally comfort him.
"Xiao Xu, jump with me next time, and I will take you away from the devil, lest you be assassinated by revenge."
"..."
"Xiao Xu, have you noticed something?" Tang Tang said mysteriously.
Cheng Xu felt sad: "What?"
"Devil has been silent."
"..."
"He may have gone to the toilet, do you want to take the opportunity to lick it? Hey, he is really fat, and my grandson and I can't eat it anymore." Tang Tang couldn't finish it.
Of course Cheng Xu didn't dare to stand up to the wind and commit crimes, so he quickly refused.
Tang Tang is not ashamed that he is as timid as a mouse, "What are you afraid of, with your sister Tang around, the surname D can't touch you."
Miss Tang?
Cousin?
Cheng Xu thought, Candy, don't think that I don't know that you are taking advantage of me.
1 minute later.
Xie Wendi finally spoke, "Candy, Wason."
Tang Tang and Sun Wan both trembled. In their impression, Xie Wendi hardly ever called them by their names in a proper manner. Once he did, it would definitely be nothing good.
"You, what are you doing?" Sensing the threat of death, Sun Wan faltered, "Xiao Xu was the one who killed you, you attack indiscriminately, they are all brothers."
Tang Tang trembled courageously, "We are all brothers, if you have something to say, say it well."
Cheng Xu: "..."
Xie Wendi snorted coldly, "It's arranged."
Tang Tang and Sun Wan: "..."
Cheng Xu said weakly: "Then, what about me?"
Xie Wendi said: "You want to make up for your mistakes?"
Cheng Xu nodded frantically, the silent Devil was too scary, "What, what can I do?"
Perished in silence, and finally the perverted Devil said in a deep voice: "You, kill these two bastards, and it's over."
Cheng Xu: "..."
Tang Tang and Sun Wan scattered like birds and beasts in an instant, cursing while running——
"Devil, you are a bastard!"
"You bully others!"
"You are bullying!"
"You always give up!"
"You are skittish!"
……
Xie Wendi: "Call me!"
Cheng Xu followed the buttocks of the two oboe singers and shot them until their buttocks exploded.
"Stop running, run out of the circle again."
"I won't die at anyone's hand, and I won't die at your hand. Your grand brother can't afford to lose this man!"
"...Is it so humiliating to be beaten to death by me?" Cheng Xu was shocked.
A game was a mess.
Xie Wendi was determined to let Tang Tang and Sun Wan go to the sky, but Cheng Xu's saliva was exhausted, so Sun Wan and Tang Tang stood in line, and he threw a gun in the past, and both died.
Sun Wan thought it would be more honorable to die like this, at least it would look better than dying under the rookie Cheng Xu's men, but he didn't know that the barrage was already crazy——
[Deduction of strength: the standard way of death for ancient dog men and women. 】
Sun Wan was in a complicated mood.
Tang Tang: "Stay away from me."
Xiao Xiao was lying on the bed watching the live broadcast, and couldn't help but scribbled:
[Devil really dotes on Xiao Xu, huh. 】
Xie Wendi smiled, turned off the barrage, looked at Cheng Xu who was already standing on the edge of the cliff: "..."
Cuxhaven "stumbled" from the height of the cliff——
Landed, died.
Cheng Xu: "Ah, my foot slipped."
Xie Wendi: "Do you think I'm blind?"
Barrage:
[Hahahaha Xiao Xu is so cute hahahahaha! 】
[I'm a fucking leopard laughing! 】
【Devil: I let you go, but you fell yourself to death. 】
【Devil spoils his wife with this wave of strength!full marks. 】
[Hi everyone, do any of you care about points?I'm having so much fun, I'm about to lose my ranking! 】
【Little Xu, I beg you, don't be so funny hahahaha...】
Play another round.
The final circle is brushed in the mine.
Xie Wendi and others were the first to enter the circle. He and Sun Wan guarded the high slope of the mine to prevent the enemy from entering the circle, while Tang Tang and Cheng Xu guarded the direction of the entrance road.
Cheng Xu took a snakeskin walk behind Banpo, and now he can move small steps flexibly, Xie Wendi is very pleased with this.
"Wow, there is a car in the sky." Cheng Xu said suddenly in surprise.
A motorcycle drifted on the clouds in the sky, Cheng Xu was dumbfounded, "Does this bike have invisible wings?" Why can it fly?
Tang Tang didn't hold back, and smiled, "Xiao Xu, you are serious about playing games, don't be funny, okay?"
Cheng Xu said, "But it's really flying."
While talking, the people on the motorcycle had already shot at Cheng Xu. Cheng Xu was crawling around like a panicked fly under the random guns. At the same time, Xie Wendi had already shot the motorcycle. Before Cheng Xu died, If you wish, you can see the enemy explode into a firework.
"Can't you hide in the room?" Xie Wendi was obviously displeased.
Cheng Xu was killed directly by the opponent, "Why can he fly?"
Sun Wan said: "Because he is a god."
Cheng Xu: "???"
Tang Tang explained that Cheng Xu was amazed at the rampant cheating in this game. He didn't understand why he still had to find cheating to play a game. Is it cool?
"Who looked surprised just now?" Xie Wendi ruthlessly exposed him, "The hair is long but the knowledge is short."
Cheng Xu said: "Then what, I have short hair."
Xie Wendi: "..."
Tang Tang sneered: "I'm still a high-achieving student, and I don't even use idioms correctly."
Xie Wendi seemed to have never heard of it, "If you want to talk about cheating, you are actually one of them."
Cheng Xu was at a loss, "I didn't use cheats!" This kind of hat can't be put on casually!
Xie Wendi: "I didn't say you use cheats."
Cheng Xu: "What?"
Xie Wendi: "Your body is just a cheat."
Cheng Xu: "..." There was an ominous premonition.
Sun Wan added: "A kind of hack that hurts the enemy by one thousand and hurts itself by one thousand and five. It is specially designed to beat teammates and protect the enemy. Its scientific name is Caigua."
Cheng Xu: "..."
When can we stop attacking him? This is really not conducive to his physical and mental development.Cheng Xu grabbed a handful of hair, feeling bitter and happy.
This one was probably due to Cheng Xu's sacrifice to the sky, the whole team got a bonus of luck buff, and they managed to win the chicken with three against four in the finals that were said to have professional players.
Sun Wan's mood has not yet calmed down, pointing to the computer screen and shouting: "I rely on you to see if there is no Devil! The one I killed just now was God K?! Did I fucking kill God K?!"
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