I Found My Dad Is a Crossdresser

30.

Hello everyone, I'm back.

There are so many pages of posts, and so many talented fan jokes, thank you~~

Today's update may be relatively long, because there are indeed quite a lot of plots that can be broadcast... let's start.

First, there is the plot of the fishing day.

The president of the manga club in Japan has never met my dad. He only knows that my dad is the size of a president. He also heard that he brought his son here, so he may think that my dad is as old as him, and the child is as old as his child.

So he brought his daughter with him.

A little girl about fifteen or sixteen years old.

I……

Well, I can barely play along.

Think about that scene, in the deserted wilderness, a half-old uncle and a young and beautiful dad were fishing and talking about business, and I was having an awkward chat with a loli, isn’t that paradoxical?

Fortunately, a girl at this age has a lot of ideas, and she has a cheerful personality. She can talk endlessly with a little familiarity, and I just need to agree.

Later we talked about anime and cosplay.

My brain twitched, and I said: I have a work!

She was super interested and insisted on watching it.

I just showed her the photos from the last time I went to the Comic Con.Of course, it is the photographer's retouched pictures. After some editing, those pictures can still bear the word "beautiful".

I introduced the game and characters to her again, and she excitedly said that she would definitely play the game, and asked me for my contact information.

——The above, I think, are quite normal interactions.

After all, the little girl is the daughter of a potential collaborator, so there is nothing wrong with being friendly and enthusiastic, right?

As a result, my dad had a clear mind.

Later, on the way back, he suddenly asked me: Do you like the one like XX?

As soon as I heard it, I felt that this problem was not trivial.

But theoretically speaking, he shouldn't really care about such a small matter, even if we may have already tacitly acquiesced to each other's intentions.

Moreover, he wouldn't really feel that if I had a passionate chat with the little girl XX for a while, there would be nothing left.

——So, he is afraid that he is not here, so he is proud of being favored.

That's the only word I can think of.

It's the kind of attitude that you know I can coax, so you deliberately find fault.

... You see, in terms of hypocrisy, he is still hypocritical as a master of women's clothing.

But I am no longer a baby who can be manipulated by him. I have seen through him, so I can't let him succeed easily.

I said seriously: Yes, she is quite cute. Although there is a difference in age and cultural background, I think her personality is very compatible when chatting.

After hearing this, he said: Oh, let me keep you as a son-in-law.

I:……

I didn't expect him to kill Tian so quickly, and I haven't even started to make moves yet.

The atmosphere fell into silence.

Coax him, I won't do it anyway - we are naturally unequal in status, and we can no longer be led by the nose when we get along, and encourage his hypocrisy and arrogance.

After a while like this, he compromised and changed the subject: What did you wish for yesterday?

Tsk tsk, that's right.

I stepped down the steps and said: Just write Xu Bai according to the meaning of the wooden stick, such as long and long.

He said: With whom?

The words "and you" were on the verge of his lips, but they didn't come out.

I said: What about you, what did you promise?I have never seen a serious relationship, you are looking for marriage, do you have a partner?

He said: Yes, your father and I haven't had a good relationship at this age, who is to blame?

I said: ... What do you mean?

He said: I am single and have a son, who wants to marry me?

I said: If you speak out of conscience, you will be punished by God.

He said: I have worse things about God's punishment, do you dare to listen?

……

……

I was thinking, is he going to confess?

My mood suddenly became tense, I kept silent, and waited for him to speak with all my heart.

But I waited and waited, but he didn't say anything for a long time... Just when I was wondering why he didn't say anything, I saw him peeking at me from the rearview mirror.When I found out, he took it back, and then sighed, with a faint sadness on his face.

I:? ? ? ?

what? ?Did he keep me silent on purpose, or did he misunderstand my overly tense silence? ?Me, me, me, I didn't, don't listen! ! !I want it, I want to listen now! ! !

XXX, you XXX, you said it! ! ! !

In short, I yelled patiently at the time, wishing to pry his mouth open for him to speak.

But—you know, these are all activities in the brain, and the atmosphere of reality is similar to the silence that everyone knows but no one reveals.I was so crazy in my heart that I had to play silent with him.

Maybe he really felt that silence is better than sound. After a while, he became happy again and played a very sweet pure music in the car.

Hey, what should I say, I prefer the savage ones to your gentlemen's way of falling in love!

The broadcastable plot of this day is almost here.

After dinner, a few of us discussed going to the fireworks festival the next day in the hotel restaurant. The hotel listened and said that they could pick up and drop off.So we booked a transfer.

Mrs. XXXX kindly reminded me not to let go of this good opportunity.

Even A patted me meaningfully and said: Come on.

I was very confused.

At that time, I felt that I was calculated.

It was later proved that it should have been calculated.

Next, is the plot of the firework festival.

As we all know, A and B are on their honeymoon, Mrs. XXXX may be on a sightseeing trip, and my dad and I don’t know what we are doing.

Perhaps due to the large difference in purpose, our group got separated quickly after getting off the hotel car.

Including me and my dad, also got separated.

It was dark at the time, and I bowed my head back to my roommate's message for a while.

In my impression, my dad was in front of me at that time, because he is usually very thoughtful and protective, so I didn't think about anything and walked with confidence.

In less than 2 minutes, I put away my phone and saw that everyone I knew was gone.

The temple fair there is very lively, and it is really inconvenient to find someone after dark.

I'll call my dad.

When I called for the first time, it was connected, but the signal was not good, and one party could not hear the other party's voice.So I hung up and tried again, but this time I couldn't get through.

At this time, I heard someone beside me say that the fireworks are about to start.

I was a little anxious for some reason...Maybe it was controlled by the love brain. I remembered that A said that the first cluster of fireworks is as important as the peak fireworks.

I feel that I really don't want to miss the first cluster.

Then, I called his name—it was very cool hahahahahaha, I basically never called him by his name.

In fact, I don't know if he is still near me, but it is theoretically estimated that he will not go far.

While I was looking for him, the fireworks really started going off.

Everyone was looking in that direction, and some people were already clasping their hands together and preparing to make a wish at the moment of the explosion.

I was suddenly very lost and wanted to back out of the crowd.

Let me tell you, girl manga is real.

I took the first step back and bumped into someone.

Then the man took my hand and said: Be careful.

……

……

Fuck, it's the first time he shook my hand like this! !

Friends, a handshake is not the same as a handshake, you know?Some handshakes are called playing around, and some handshakes are called holding hands! ! !

Thank you for the exploding fireworks, otherwise I would be scared to death by the sound of my own heartbeat.

——Even though the sound of fireworks is covering up, I feel that there is a lot of movement.

We just watched the first wave of fireworks.

Afterwards my palms were sweaty and I could feel the dampness without touching me.Just wanting to loosen it so as not to be exposed, he fastened it tightly, glared at me, and said, "Don't move, or you'll lose it if you move again."

I said: oh.

After a while, he said again: Are you holding my hand because you are afraid that I will lose it?

At this time, the noise of the temple fair resumed around him. He moved closer to me and said: What do you want to hear?

... Ma Ma criticizes, talk about flirting, or he is flirting with women's clothing.

His approach definitely has ideas, intentions, and plans! ! !

I can't bear such a series of waves, and my brain is a little short-circuited.

I said: I want to hear something nice.

He said: Oh, there is no reason, I just want to pull you.

I said: XXX, did you want to do this a long time ago?do you like me

——After saying this, I immediately felt relaxed all over my body.

Damn, I finally have a showdown! ! !

[Give me awesomeness] [Let me stick my waist for a while]

But, let me tell you something, he's really, really scum.

After I finished asking, he was expressionless, calm, and looked straight ahead, as if he didn't hear at all! !

I waited for two seconds, a little panicked.

There are many thoughts in his head-didn't he hear?Didn't you hear me? ?Pretending not to hear? ?If true, shall I ask again? ?If it's just pretending, am I being sentimental? ?

When I was thinking this way, he suddenly let go of me, and my hands were suddenly empty, thinking, it's over, he heard me, and he doesn't want me anymore.I have to end with pride and dignity...

As a result, he asked me: What flavor do you want?Is cheese okay?

ah? ? ?I looked dazed, and found that in front of me was a stall selling takoyaki...

Oh, so tired.

I said: original taste.

He bought a large portion, half plain, half cheese, and forced me to eat cheese.

His attitude is very natural, the kind that bullies me in leisure and entertainment. When I was young, if many people went out to play, he would do the same.Anyway, his state is too normal.

But I am suffering.

For a while, it was almost acquiesced that he didn't hear it, and was dragged back and forth by him like a walking dead.

Until the next wave of fireworks, we found a place to sit.

Don't worry, things are already set.

Although he was a scumbag at the time and kept playing with me, I will treat you better and tell you the result.

When this wave of fireworks bloomed, he faced me, opened his mouth and said something.

The sound of the fireworks exploding was too loud, and I couldn't hear it clearly, so I shook my hand and asked "what did you say".

So he leaned into his ear and said: Have you thought about it yet?

I listened, and my nerves tensed immediately, realizing what he was talking about.

But I don't know how to answer.

Because he is very serious.

When he is usually cold, he is quite serious, but I still feel that I have never seen him so serious, so I am nervous.

For a while, we were relatively silent.

When the fireworks were over again, he said: In June, grandma said she had already convinced you, so I haven't dared to force you during this time.When you were a child, you were a person who attached great importance to promises. If you broke the promise with your grandma, you would feel uncomfortable.But XXXX said, you also want to make it clear, then we will make it clear...

Me: No, what, wait... what promise?I have no agreement with grandma!

After hearing this, he widened his eyes with surprise: Didn't you tell grandma that you would never be with me?

I shook my head again and again: No, how could I... Oh, at that time she told me that you were going to change my nationality and asked if I would leave her too, of course I said no!I'm not saying not to be with you, she got it wrong...

Or, deliberately misunderstood.

Ugh? ? ?

No, how could my grandma understand that on purpose? ? ?

If it wasn't intentional, it could only be...

! ! ! ! !I was shocked.

I feel like my brain is bursting: what did you tell my grandma? ? ?

He saw me flustered for a while, like watching a monkey show, and smiled: I told her, I want you to change my nationality with me, and transfer all the property in our country that can be transferred to your name.By the way, it is also convenient to get married in the future.

……

……

……

Sorry, when I think about it now, only consecutive ellipses can express my mood at that time.Never imagined that delusion can become reality, you are all prophets, and he really has a CP brain.

He is a person who can't even stand me playing online cursing, but he has such naive and romantic thoughts! ! !

I feel like I care too little about him.

I don't know him at all.

I am not filial.

Well, unfilial...

Anyway, we've talked about it.

Fortunately, we are not self-indulgent.

Therefore, it is basically in an ideal state at present.

And the above is almost the broadcastable plot on the day of the Fireworks Festival.

As for the non-broadcasting of the plot, please don't pursue it.

Now we have been back for two days, but I haven't dared to go home for the time being, and have been staying at his house.

It's cool to be in love, but it's really a crematorium to deal with my grandma.The road is long and long, let me hide first.

PS: I also hope that the fan jokes can be restrained a bit, don't I want to lose face? ? ?

Another PS: My dad also wants to save face.

Latest discovery: My dad is the devil.

To explain this sentence, we have to start from the beginning of this post.

Friends who have followed the posts in the past two months may know that I have been struggling with a problem, which is the degree of exposure of this post to our real life.

At the beginning, I often emphasized that I have processed the description of my dad's Coser identity and Cos role.

Even though it was loosened a lot later, the "processing" that started from the first update has continued to this day.

In other words, the cosplayer characters I wrote about in the post are not our actual characters.

The events in the circle described are also embellished to a certain extent.

Because the world is so small, the circle is even smaller. If you really say it directly, it may be exposed in the first update.

Of course, my retouching, for friends who are really familiar with the Cosplay circle, and even familiar with the development of domestic secondary culture, is almost like trying to cover up.

But for a layman in this circle, he is at a loss and can't make sense of it.

In addition, the platform where the tree hole is located is really far away from the Two-dimensional circle.

Therefore, the post has been quiet so far, without causing any trouble.

I have to say that I am still very satisfied with this state and phenomenon.

I originally thought that since the initial complaints and the subsequent live broadcast of emotional development have come to an end, I will find an opportunity to hit "end"... However, I never expected, my dad!

Gave me a fatal blow.

Just this morning, as I woke up to a clear, sunny day, I heard guests at our house — oh no, it was his.

Listen to the voice, there is Mrs. XXXX, A and B, there should be two cosplayers who played well with Mrs. XXXX.Except for those two, everyone else knows about my relationship with my dad.

——Still a hero. [smile][smile][smile]

So I went out without any hesitation.

At that time, it was 09:30 in the morning.

Well, for those who go to work normally, it's late.My dad definitely didn't want to go to work "again", so he called people to the house for a meeting.

——After returning from playing in Japan, he often does not enter the company in the morning.As for why not go, it is a plot that cannot be aired.

I went out to make breakfast, and they held their meeting, which was not a hindrance to each other.

But as they chatted, I heard something not so good.

What are "don't worry about this part, the baby will help promote it", "it doesn't matter how big or small the coverage is, as long as someone knows it, word of mouth is just right", "yes, yes, because it is obscure, it arouses the audience's desire to explore"...

I didn't think of anything specifically at the time, but because they mentioned me, I had a flash of inspiration and vaguely realized something.

So, I approached them with curiosity.

I don't know if it was my illusion, they immediately changed the subject, Mrs. XXXX knocked on the iPad on the table and said: Let's discuss this part again, I think...

Then, they all chatted along her "feeling".

In this way, even if I didn't think too much about it before, I feel suspicious now.

So, I sat next to my dad with milk and listened - my dad seemed the most normal of all, without the unnaturalness of others deliberately changing the subject.

After sitting for a while, my dad didn't say anything, A spoke up and said: XX, don't sit next to your dad with your big white legs hanging, disturbing his work.

...Where the hell am I hanging my big white legs, my pajama pants are above my knees! ! !

My dad listened, turned his head to look at me, and then cooperated with A: let's go to the restaurant to eat, be good.

Others also had a "you go, you go" expression.

I smell a strong conspiracy.

Of course you can't go.

I pretended to say "oh", as if agreeing.

Then when they were relieved and wanted to continue the meeting, they took the iPad from the table.

I could clearly hear a gasp of panic from someone in the room the moment I took it away.

But my dad said: Forget it, let him see it.

So no one is stopping me.

So, I saw this sentence in the publicity section of their plan:

"XX (my name) tree hole post publicity---uncontrollable, to be determined"

That was probably one of the moments in my life that I most wanted to drill into the ground... There was too much information in this sentence, I held my iPad and turned my back to them, and sorted out two points.

First, they all know my posts.

Second, they also used this post as a publicity outlet for the new project.

Then the problem is coming.

When did they know about this post?Who was the first to know?When did my dad know?To what extent has this post been exploited?

And, among you cuties who leave comments and posts, which one is their trumpet?

[smile][smile][smile]

-- Divider --

Regarding the questions raised above, except for the last one, my dad explained everything to me.

Something that broke the limit of my imagination happened.

First, it was my dad who first discovered this post.

I thought my dad was busy with so many things that he didn't have time to play with his mobile phone.However, I underestimated how much he paid attention to me - he, watch me play with my mobile phone! !

That is, on the day he came to China, didn’t I post an update in his car and take a photo on a whim that the non-participant would definitely not recognize?

At that time, he saw it.

So I warn you, don't play with your mobile phone in front of your parents.

Second, when did other people know.

It was about the time when Mrs. XXXX knew me, that is, before and after my dad was picked up by the circle.

According to him, he knew that it would be a matter of time before his identity was stripped, and he had prepared countermeasures—that is, to directly turn this matter into his future assistance.

I also said some time ago that in the future, the circle will know what kind of gimmick he planted early.

Now, his project has started to go online, so I don't shy away from it.

In short, since his identity was picked up, he has kept exposure and exposure as a marketing point, and he will use it someday.

As for my post, it was not completely safe during that time, there were still some people who crawled over from the cosplay circle, and it was passed on to Mrs. XXXX.

Then...they felt that it was very~~good~~playing~~

So, not only didn't tell me or stop me, but also greeted everyone around me to create a "sense of security" for me.

...God is so safe.

Third, the utilization and degree of utilization of the post.

To put it simply, don't let me know that I was discovered, let me continue to write innocently, cutely, shamelessly...

His original words are: Don't interfere with you, you develop naturally, post whatever you like, and if there is a usable part, we will... use it a little bit.

I, go, you, of, naturally, develop, develop.

This, is, how, how, of, devil, ghost, ah.

-- Divider --

You ask me, why is there more.

Because, I want to expose their sinister face! ! ! !

Things are like this, is it possible to delete the post? ?

And, don't you want to watch the finale of the relationship line? ? ?

If you delete the post, what are you still looking at? ? ? ?

-- Divider --

Am I angry?

Of course I was angry, but I was already angry.

We have talked about this matter many times in the past two days, and I am not as hypocritical as him.I am a person who is used to face and bear all the consequences, and I am not afraid.

After I calmed down, the shame passed and I didn't care so much.

The current status of the post is still "If you understand it, you will understand it, and if you don't understand it, hahaha".

The circle needs gossip, so let them gossip.

Those who are not in the circle want to read Danmei stories, then watch Danmei stories.

If I want to complain, then continue to complain.

My dad wants to engage in marketing... This won't work, I refused, they can no longer take the initiative to manipulate the influence of my posts, otherwise, I can really eng him. [hehe]

PS: I'm so new, are you sure you want to continue writing about me being suppressed? ? ?I urge you to turn around and be right.

School is about to start, and my dad decided to quarrel with his mother again, that is, tell her the current situation.

Anyway, he's already moved out, and it can't be any worse.

This, I feel a little wrong.

My dad comforted me: Don't be afraid, at most she will beat you up!

I:……

You see, this is the face of a scumbag.How much he doted on me half a month ago, and now he just lets me get beaten up casually.

Oh man.

Seriously though, if my grandma beats me up, that's fine.

I was afraid that if she didn't beat me up, she would just be disappointed.What I fear most is disappointment.

-- Divider --

Hmm... Hello everyone, this may be the last update.

The level about my grandma has come to an end.But when school started a few days ago, I have some club duties or something, so I haven't had time to come up and draw "end" for everyone.

Then, as follows.

Later, I agreed to my dad's proposal.

But I chose to go back home before going back to school to live.

Out of guilty conscience, I didn't dare to ask my dad to take me off, so I borrowed a car from him and went back by myself.I also carried a lot of gifts, some bought in Japan, and some I added later.

It's not surprising that there are so many people...

As a result, when I entered the door, I found that my grandma was not at home.

After she retired, except for long-distance travel, she rarely was away from home, and when she wanted to find her sisters to play, it was basically someone else who came to our house.

The situation was so abnormal, I was a little nervous, so I called my dad.

My dad heard this and said: That's just right, you write her a handwritten letter to express your heart, and then you can come back.

... My dad has improved a lot in Chinese recently.

I thanked him for his advice and hung up.

At that time, I had already thought about it. As a man who dared to act and act, I would tell my grandma face to face and personally, and bear everything.

After all, my dad has already told her once, and now I'll make it up... Oh no, it's a confession, it's not too abrupt.

However, I waited until the evening, and my grandma didn't come back.

Moreover, my aunt only cooked meals for me and her, that is to say, my grandma didn't come back for dinner! !

——In order to show filial piety and respect, I told her before I came back.

She cherishes me very much at ordinary times, and also attaches great importance to family harmony and intimate rituals.Therefore, according to her habits and beliefs, she must have my dinner before going back to school with me!

Now that she doesn't come home to have this dinner with me, it makes me very uneasy.

I always feel that something is wrong.

So I called my dad again, but he answered it in a hurry, and hung up in a hurry, looking very busy.Once I heard it, I couldn't bother him anymore.

After hanging up the phone, I went to my grandma's room in a mysterious way.

Then, really hand-written a letter to her.

It took me about two hours to write, with two to three thousand words in eloquence, sincere words and affectionate words, I was moved to tears when I read it myself... I really don’t know if I don’t write it, and I was shocked when I wrote it.

I think, maybe, should, may, maybe, will impress her.

When I finished writing, I was really not in a good mood, and I felt very uncomfortable.So I left the letter and ran back to my dad's house.

I was worried all night, and early the next morning, I secretly called my aunt's cell phone to ask about the situation.

My aunt told me something more unexpected: my grandma went on a trip with my cousin yesterday.

I:? ? ? ? ?Then why didn't you tell me? ?

The aunt said: I thought you knew!Otherwise, why are you coming back?

Me: What do you mean by "what are you doing back?"

The aunt said: The old lady said, you haven't come home for so long, you must be unhappy with her and don't want to see her, so I saw that you came back after she went out, I thought you knew it!

... I know what a joke, I'm obviously going to go back and meet her? ?

I asked: Where did they travel?

My aunt said: go to England first, then travel to Europe.

Um? ? ?U.K? ? ?

My grandma hates England the most, what the hell is going to England.

I think you have to ask my dad about this.If it wasn't for his stalking, I wouldn't use his surname anymore! !

I ran back to the room, picked him up, and asked: Why did grandma and cousin go to England for a trip?

He looked half awake and said: This is the right season to go, neither hot nor cold.

Me: I mean, she hates England so much, why would she go?

He said: Well, I advise.

Me: How do you persuade?

He said: Advise her to open her eyes to see the world, accept the new culture, and not always feel that we are committing a crime.Didn't you also say that at her age, she shouldn't solidify her thinking?She is my own mother, I will save her.

I grabbed his ear and dragged him up: Wake up and talk!

He opened his eyes and stared at me.

I said seriously: We have discussed it, I will go back and talk to her first, if I can't do it, you can do it later, if you can't do it, we are going to fight together, why are you going to fight her first?Do you treat me like a son, a child, or a boyfriend?

He listened and smiled.

He fell back into bed laughing.

……

……

Well, I admit that my posture is like a child pretending to be an adult.

But is it so funny? ?

Lao Tzu is 20 years old and is a serious adult. When will he accept the fact that I am already an adult? ?

I watched him smile with a serious face all the time, never infected by his smile.

After a while, he sat up and corrected his attitude.

Say: I was wrong, boyfriend.

Me: Where is it wrong?

He said: I shouldn't have done grandma for you.

Me: what else?

He said: In the past, I always made decisions for you and made arrangements for you.

Me: What about in the future?

He said: no more.

Me: now?

He said: Sorry, you can punish me like a boyfriend.

Me: [smile] [smile] [smile]

Hehe, you see, morning is good.

Regardless of whether he is a scoundrel or a tyrant, he can be soft and cute in a daze at this time of the morning.

This matter ended here that day, and I didn't make trouble with him unreasonably... Oh no, I have to be reasonable and not forgive others.

After all, he didn't want me to accept my grandma's attitude, because he loved me.

Therefore, in view of his kind intentions, admitting his mistakes and being sincere, I accepted this kindness.

The latest situation now is that my grandma's circle of friends posted a photo of Lu Yu Rainbow Plaza party last night.

This time, my dad took the initiative to confess to me.

——My grandma's travel routes and itinerary were carefully tailored by him. I don't know how much "new culture" my grandma will receive along the way.

When she comes back after playing this round, she will definitely be influenced by reading my long and affectionate letter.

Tsk, in terms of scheming, he is still a scheming boss.

What can I do, accept it.

As of this moment, that's how it is.

I don't know if my grandma can be handled in complete harmony, and if life will no longer be full of ups and downs and bloodshed... But referring to the experience of the past ten years, even if there is, it should not overthrow us.

The days are still long, live with your heart.

So that's the end of this whim post.

See you all. [Bye bye]

end.