I Found My Dad Is a Crossdresser

1.

Something happened recently, I was suffocating for several days, and if I didn't find a place to spit it out, I might suffocate to death.

To put it simply, I found out that my roommate's favorite Coser "Miss Sister" is actually me, Dad.

It is no exaggeration to say that this discovery shocked me to the point where I couldn’t eat for three consecutive days, couldn’t sleep at night, and my mind was full of those women’s characters of my dad’s cosplay. The whole world was on the verge of collapse, and I was afraid to go home.

You don’t know, my dad—a normal dad, I’m a bit embarrassed to say it, but he is indeed a rich second-generation domineering president like the heroine of an idol drama!

The most common outfit he usually wears is a high-end custom-made suit. From the hair to the soles, it says "cold" and "don't get close to strangers". The most common thing he has said to me since I was a child is "Is the money enough to spend?" , with an expressionless iceberg face!

——Such a person actually wears women's clothing for live broadcasts and blockbuster movies!

I don't know whether it's my dad or the world that is magic.

Now typing this line, I still see my dad's nine tails in front of my eyes.

Yes, that's what he looked like when I found out his identity.He, Cos, the game character Tamamomae, looks like.

Oh, strictly speaking, the cosplayer this time is a man~~~~

Don't worry about my tone, when I think of him like that, I feel dizzy, my heart beats fast, and my palms sweat...

I was too long-winded and had a lot of emotions. Now I will re-tell the ins and outs of the matter.

Let's start with my roommate's newest hobby.

At the beginning of this semester, my roommate talked to a girlfriend who is passionate about Two-dimensional culture. In order to match her preferences, I also began to understand Two-dimensional things.Amway eats and eats, and then falls into the pit of Cosplay, and must look for Coser's live broadcast every day.

Then, fell in love with a "very beautiful young lady".

The reason why he is sure that she is a young lady is because that coser usually only cosplays women's clothing, and prefers the high-cold Yujie style.From anime characters to game characters, and even European and American movie characters, we have dabbled.

Every blockbuster is exquisite, and each live broadcast is only 10 minutes long. After showing my character, I go offline... My roommate was so fascinated that I almost didn't fall in love with him.

I am not very interested in these, that is, when he was following the live broadcast, he occasionally glanced at it.

It's all because I'm not interested, otherwise I wouldn't have discovered something strange so late! ! ! !

That night, my roommate and I returned to the dormitory after class, and it happened to be the live broadcast time of the Coser.After he turned on the computer, it was the same as usual, eager to get into the computer.

But there seems to be something wrong with Coser, the camera is on, but the person has not appeared.After waiting for a long time, I saw that I had sent a message of "I have a little trouble at the moment, please wait a moment", just hanging out with the people in the studio.

My roommate was in a hurry to urinate and asked me to keep watch for him. He went to the toilet, and the live broadcast started calling him.

Of course I agree to such a small matter.

He went.

I stared at the computer more seriously than usual for a while.

Coser's camera is facing a white wall, a very ordinary white wall, an ordinary white wall that can be seen everywhere, and an ordinary white wall that can be seen everywhere and generally does not attract too much attention.

So, I usually only glance at it casually, of course I don't pay attention.

But that day, the camera stared at it for a long time, and there was no other movement. I paid more attention to it than usual. This is different!

That wall, the more I look at it, the weirder it becomes, the more familiar it becomes, the more familiar it becomes, the more...

Suddenly there was someone in front of the camera.

Coser appeared in front of the wall wearing a super complicated and gorgeous costume, holding a fan in his hand, didn't say anything, bowed as an apology, and then began to perform the actions of that character.

By this time, I had recognized the wall, and it had become in my eyes incredibly concrete, personal, and unique.

Because, that's the wall of my room at home.

Although I seldom go back since I was in college, I will never forget the room I have lived in for more than ten years!

Time, oh! ! ! ! !

Once you recognize the background, then recognize the person, it's a piece of cake.

I almost watched the live broadcast in an out-of-body state...

From then to today, it has been four days, and I have not recovered at all. Whenever I think of the big fox on the screen, or even see my roommate, I feel blocked, my scalp is numb, and my calves tremble.

...Tomorrow is Saturday, and according to the rules, I have to go home.

I want to go home now, and I don't want to go home.

I'm going crazy.

I beg you to answer me something, say anything, I'll go smoke a cigarette and be quiet for a while.

2.

I finished smoking and came back.

Alas, no posts...doesn't anyone want to chat with me?I'm literally suffocating.Forget it, let it be like this, in fact, it is much better to say it.

I still can't sleep, let me talk about my dad again.

The relationship between my dad and I is quite complicated, and in the past two years, it has become more and more difficult to describe.Thinking about how he'd send someone to pick me up for the weekend in a few hours gave me a headache.

This post should be renamed "Late Night Whispers" or something.

……Huh?Maybe there will be more posts under this name.

My dad is actually not my real dad.

When I typed this sentence, I couldn’t help laughing, because it may seem like the beginning of a bloody drama, but for me, it is the beginning of a life full of confusion. It’s complicated to say, and I don’t know how to use it. What mood is right.

Just funny.

So every time I introduce him to others, I have to add this sentence.

At this time, he always put on a cool expression, commonly known as a blank face, and added for me: XX (my name) was one of my thousand to take home.

Yes, I was adopted by him.

Our family is weird, or rather superstitious.

Mostly my grandma.

But it's no wonder she, she just gave birth to my dad, and she said, my dad beats the father and beats the son.My grandfather didn't believe it on the surface, but he was actually quite afraid, so he sent my father abroad to foster care, and took him home when he was fifteen or sixteen years old.

As a result, the second year after my dad came home, my grandfather died in the swimming pool during a vacation. It is said that he had cramps...

My grandpa is a good swimmer. In my family, he organized a sports meeting for the employees of the company, and he took a photo of the swimming champion himself.

As soon as he died, my grandma panicked, but she couldn't help it. Her husband was gone, and she couldn't send her only son away.So she began to look for a way to crack it, and found a bunch of "masters" for advice.

In the end, their move was: give my dad a cub whose horoscope and horoscope match perfectly, so as to resist the evil spirit in his life.

So you get the idea, I'm the cub.

When my dad was 16 years old, he stood in front of me and said to me: Call me dad.

He looks like a god, and I couldn't resist the request of the god, so I called.Then, he took me out of the orphanage and back to his house, and we became father and son.

[smile][smile][smile][smile][smile][smile]

There is only an eight-year age difference between us. Standing next to each other, ten out of ten people think we are brothers. If I call him "Dad", everyone's jaws will drop in shock.

Many of his blind date partners also dropped their jaws in shock. After learning that I was an adopted son, the first question he asked was: How is the relationship between your father and son?

My dad said: Like glue is like paint, kindness is like the sea.

Hmm... Don't get me wrong, he grew up in an English environment, and his Chinese isn't very good, and he doesn't know much about idioms.

Many of his blind dates had misunderstood him, and when he heard this, his eyes began to be ambiguous.

I didn't know what they thought at first, but later my roommate's girlfriend told me that they must think that it is a strange thing for a wealthy family. Our family raised me, not for my father to raise a son, but to raise some kind of child for him.

I bother.

Although my dad never talks about girlfriends, he must be straight...

Uh, wait, will straight men be keen on Cosplay women's clothing?

can you? ? ? ? ? ?

???????

Fuck, I didn't know this before, so I think he must be a straight man who wears a tailored suit every day, looks abstinent, and spends money only because he cares about his son.but now……

Allow me to reevaluate my dad.

I just pinched my thigh because I was so excited and had mixed feelings.

This line of thinking reminded me of some new details about him... details that I thought were nothing before, now look different.Very!horrible!of!face! !

Details one, I also loved comics when I was a child.

My dad is different from other dads. He didn’t stop me from reading comics. Instead, he waved his hand and bought me a few large boxes. There was a whole box of them, all of them were BL, or the kind that seemed to be given to me...

He said he bought them randomly, but his assistant said he went to the comic book store to pick them out.

I trust my father so much, of course I didn't think about such a small thing before, but now that I think about it, why is it so strange... What is my father's idea?

No, I must ask my dad's assistant about what happened back then.

Detail two, my dad doesn't fall in love.

He hasn't brought a girlfriend back since I've known him.

It is because of this that my grandma has been giving him blind dates and kisses in the past two years.

Hey, how embarrassing, he, a rich and handsome man in his prime, wants to go on a blind date.

It never worked out.

—He always uses me as a shield.

It was also because he blocked me too much, and I was very unhappy, so after I went to college, I took advantage of the environment and alienated him a lot, so he made a rule that I must go home on weekends.I thought it was a normal rule.The elders want their children to go home more often, and he and my grandma are no exception...

Ok, let's get far.

The question here is, why does he never talk about girlfriends?

Even if he tried, he never did it!

Detail three, all his assistants are men.

Before he joined the company, my grandma was in charge and liked to use female assistants, so he was also assigned a female assistant, and he changed in the second month.So far, no female assistant has been used.

Detail four... Forget it, stop it, I seem to be trying to prove that he is not straight.

This way I will brainwash myself.

My heart is very confused now, what made me palpitate just now was the fact that he was wearing women's clothing, and now there is an additional item of his mysterious orientation, I'm afraid I can't look at him directly.

It's late, I'd better sleep.

Otherwise, he would be very happy when he saw the black circles under his eyes tomorrow.

Hmm... The fourth detail is that he is sometimes hypocritical.

For example, this kind of whining and happy.

good night.

3.

It's eight o'clock in the morning, and I'm sitting in my dad's car, and he's coming to pick me up in person.

By the way.

It's too convenient, and it's terrible by the way.

Last night because of him, I tossed and turned until two or three o'clock before I fell asleep. He just happened to come into school before eight o'clock and picked me up. I'm so fucking dumb now.

The mind is not sober, and the mood is very irritable.

I also have a young master's temper, okay? ! ! !

However, he really did it by the way, so early in the morning, he went to the airport to pick up his friend, and then turned around.

This friend is his best friend, Fa Xiao.

When he was in foster care abroad, this person was his neighbor, who had Chinese blood, so the two of them were naturally close because of this when they were young. Until my dad returned to China, they were always in pairs... Oh no, they were inseparable... Alas, it seems that the connotations of the two words are similar, anyway, that's how it is, you just need to understand.

It can be said that this is the only person my dad is willing to run errands to pick up in person.

His whole family used to be in the United States. After my dad took charge of the family company, they seemed to have established some kind of project cooperation, so now he comes to China once or twice a year, and every time my dad receives him directly.

Don't stay in a hotel, stay at our house.

To be honest, my mind is still clinging to the legacy of last night's speculation before going to bed, so my eyes on the passenger seat are very different from usual - I just took a look, and this uncle found out.

He liked me very much and reached out to touch my head, but I avoided it.

He said that I "grew up and stopped being touched on the head".

In fact, I just didn't get enough sleep, I'm in a bad mood, and now I look at him with deep doubts... Not to mention, he and my dad are really a good match, tall, handsome and mixed race, standing together is really eye-catching.

Alas, I can no longer think like this.

It's still a while away from my house, let me sleep for a while.

Take a picture for you guys, good morning.

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-- Divider --

Oh, are the photos so popular?

No one paid any attention to me from last night to morning, and after a few hours of posting a photo of the two of them without confiscating their backs, this post became the essence.

It made me a little panicked, as if I was sorry for you if I didn't write well.

But to be honest, since I got in my dad's car, saw him in person, and saw his usual cold face, my heart was not so entangled and stimulated.

No matter what I found out, he is still the overbearing CEO father, the one who is ashamed of me, the one who will ask me if I have any money to spend, and will draw a sum on my account regardless of whether I have it Big daddy.

... I seem to be showing off.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

He raised me like this, and he hasn't raised me to waste. I really admire myself.

-- Divider --

My dad and his friend went to the suburbs to play grassball. There should be other business partners, I'm not sure.In the past two years, my relationship with him has been relatively estranged, and I seldom say anything.

I know what you're concerned about, I'll have lunch, and then I'll sneak into my dad's room to look for his "evidence".

The post was a product of last night's whim, and it was all to release my mood, so although I am very grateful that someone finally came to chat with me, but whether it will continue in the future, I don't know.

After all, after thinking it over, I felt that it was not good to expose my dad behind my back. I was too hasty. If I was found out, I was afraid that he would break my leg.

No, break my hand.

Typing hands.

-- Divider --

My dad's room is locked!

I swear, my dad still didn't lock the door when I got home last week!

In our house, there are me, him, and his mother.

Because his mother likes to be quiet, she lives on the third floor with her nanny. I am diagonally opposite him, but I only come back once a week, so he never locks the door. What happened today? ? ?

Because his friend is here? ? ?

No, he didn't lock the door when his friends came.

Because he plays cosplay?

How come, he didn't just play this week, I've watched his live broadcast for half a semester already!

Well, he can't be the one who found me, right? ? ? ?

This is even more impossible, how did he find out, I don't talk in my sleep.

In short, my mind is full of doubts and my heart is uneasy again.

Posts will continue to be updated.

For the first time, I discovered that my dad is such a tough lady dresser.