look at other people's president

As soon as Cheng Jue arrived at the playground where the show was recorded, the camera swiped at him. Cheng Jue was also very cooperative. He strode up and kissed the girl on the cheek, and hugged her in a circle.Xia Jingcai's skirt twirled in the wind, making a soft exclamation.

In this situation, the drama seemed to go to the wrong set, and time traveled to the best romantic drama of the next TV station.Cheng Jue and Xia Jingcai were obviously proficient in their business, and they sprinkled sugar all over the sky pink. If Xipifen was present, they probably couldn't control their screams.

But the four men at the scene are almost 120 years old together, and they are all pure gays without any additions and residues. It is very inhumane for them to watch youth idol dramas.Xu Jibai glanced at Gu Anfeng, and cheekily opened his arms towards him: "Brother An, why don't we hug one too?"

The other party was expressionless, and cast a look of idiot.

Xu Jibai kicked a non-existent stone under his feet, shrugged his shoulders: "Since you are on a variety show, it would be boring not to steal the spotlight."

Gu Anfeng kindly reminded him: "Your current coffee position, if you take the initiative to sell rot with me, you will easily be bloodbathed in the square." Don't ask him how he knew, he had never done anything when he was still a little transparent, and was chased by fans that Li Cheng said The scolding made the world chaotic, the sun and the moon darkened.

These words really made people speechless, Xu Jibai looked up to the sky and sighed: "Your arch-rival Cheng Jue can even send a draft to love and kill you, why can't I, as a brother of the same family, have a name?"

Gu Anfeng didn't need to answer, Xu Jibai knew the answer himself because he had no fans.If Xu Jibai really sells rot with Gu Anfeng, it's like an old man crashing into a supercar parked on the side of the road. He can't even wipe off a piece of paint, and he won't be on the trending searches. At most, he will post two Weibo The police, walked around the scene twice, and then concluded: "Well, it's another Porcelain."

He looked at Gu Anfeng sadly: "Brother An, who is handsome, Cheng Jue or me?"

Gu Anfeng, staring at him with greasy little eyes made goosebumps rise, he took a step back silently, and said with disgust: "This question is really shameless."

Xu Jibai looked at him very persistently.

"Well, you are more handsome, and you are Le Yi's second most handsome." Gu Anfeng raised his hand in surrender.

Xu Jibai actually choked on him, and praised: "Brother, I didn't expect you to be more narcissistic than me."

"The most handsome man is my Dong Da." Gu Anfeng said calmly, accentuating the word "my family".Ever since Dong Li reunited with Yan Ji, he had never closed the chatter box along the way, and he didn't pay attention to what the two male artists under his banner were discussing.

"Your acting skills have been trained by Xu Zhouqun, show an envious expression." Gu Anfeng kicked Xu Jibai suddenly and quickly, "The camera is sweeping over."

The two of them quickly sorted out their expressions, showing that they were very satisfied with the camera, "I admire and yearn for the beautiful love of my colleagues." It is these school girls who hosted various speech competition poetry recitation evenings in middle school, yearning for When Everest, the great river of the Yangtze River, was in a well-off society in an all-round way, the plastic emotions that were familiar.

The chief director always has a pleasant smile on his face. In Gu Anfeng's view, there is a kind of evil in his smile, which makes people unable to figure out what he is thinking.

Maybe it's like this for people who are used to being in control.When we first met, Dong Li was calm and relaxed, smiling faintly at everyone, but Gu Anfeng didn't know what his smile meant.

But how could Dong Da be so bad?That's deep introversion!

Yan Bad's chief director smiled and said, "Now let me introduce the rules of our show."

"Apocalypse of Hot Blood" is under the banner of letting stars experience ordinary life, and at the beginning, guests are simply and rudely asked to pick up trash.Naturally, in the first issue, they will be put on a show with a lot of fanfare, ah no, work.

Adam Smith stated in The Wealth of Nations that one of the decisive conditions for the increase of social wealth is the refinement of the division of labor.As a modern person, a hard-working screw of socialism, he does not work hard and does not distinguish between grain and grain. Even if the water pipe is broken, he has to call professional workers to repair it.You can't expect to throw a group of traffic stars who are acting, doing business, posting on Weibo, and walking on the red carpet, a financially free property class, and an associate professor with a doctorate degree who has never been out of society in this life, to the factory assembly line. They can automatically learn to operate a CNC machine tool or sew lace for a popular dress on Taobao.com.

What, you mean the primary industry?Is Pineapple TV planning to let the girl Xia Jingcai wear a blue-and-white headscarf to pick beans, melons, and peppers, or is Gu Anfeng rolling up trousers worth tens of thousands of yuan, so that countless marketing accounts have praised her long legs to step on the paddy field to plant seedlings?Will it be the farmer uncle or the tens of millions of fans who kill them first?

After much deliberation, it was more reliable for the guests to do the work of dealing with people.Since the beautiful girls who have never met in the coffee shop put on maid outfits and yell "Gou Xiujin Sama" can make the nerds fall, so the idol who has been dreaming for a long time appears on the screen and serves kindly. It can also give fans an immersive sense of substitution, right?

"The first group of tasks is a large-scale children's play performance, Swan Lake. This group of tasks is assigned to Jingcai who has obtained Princess Barbie. At the same time, the privilege of flying guests can designate a male guest to be her partner."

Xia Jingcai shook the Barbie in her hand with a sweet smile, and took her boyfriend's hand as a matter of course.

Hey, director, the script is too heavy.And what kind of life experience is stage play performance?

Everyone in the room had black lines on their faces, but they still held back their embarrassment and applauded enthusiastically.

"The task of the second group is to dress up as a cartoon character and take pictures with the tourists. An An is the one who picked up Xiao En the lamb. This task is yours. Remember not to take off the headgear!"

Gu Anfeng walked towards Dong Li naturally.

"Did I mention that you can choose your partner?" the director said slowly, "Take out your stuff."

Confused, Gu Anfeng took out the A4 paper that he had folded into small squares, and unfolded it for everyone to see.

"That's the paper I just published," Yan Ji said with a sullen face, "Has the program team realized that they have violated my intellectual property rights?"

The director concluded: "There is no need to talk about the final grouping. Xiaobai got the chopsticks placed by the program group, so he and Dong Da are in charge of selling ice cream on the small cart."

The final word.Xu Jibai took pleasure in his misfortune and said to Gu Anfeng, "I'm sorry." Gu Anfeng gave him a cold slap in the face, and Xu Jibai immediately shut up.

Who put him in a group with someone else's boyfriend? It's so tragic, he sympathizes with Gu Anfeng so much hahahahahahaha.

Dong Li was telling Yan Ji: "An'an has undergone surgery on his head. If any stupid tourist dares to take pictures of his headgear, you can cut it off first and then play it later. If the attack is too severe and kills someone, the compensation and legal fees will be included in my account."

Yan Ji was powerless: "Brother..." At the alumni gathering, that bastard told him that Dong Li had already cultivated to become a spirit, and that the mountain collapsed before him without changing his color. He wanted to drag that person to Beijing and kick him down in front of Dong Li, and said loudly to him: "You should change your glasses!"

Xu Jibai did not know when he came here, and said dog-leggedly: "Boss, it's a happy cooperation."

He was speaking to Dong Li, but he squeezed close to Yan Ji, and deliberately rubbed his arm.Yan Ji glanced at him calmly, turned around and walked out.

Xu Jibai gave a light smack: "This show is really not friendly to singles at all."

However, the group of thieves in the program group still had a bit of unbearable heart, and gave the doll group a death order not to take off the headgear, otherwise Gu Anfeng would be able to easily defeat the opponents in other groups as long as he showed his well-known face Well, what's the point of recording that show, just give him an award.

Dong Li smiled slightly and said, "I'm not single either, why don't you see them being more friendly to me?"

"Friendly or not, I guess we are going to study with the prince today." Xu Jibai sighed, and the first group was the right couple, the golden boy and girl in the entertainment industry.The other group, although Yan sent this little piece of wood is a deduction item, but it can't stop Gu Anfeng's presence. His fan size is enough to one against four.

As for him and Dong Li, what's the use of being Leyi's first handsome and second handsome? Now being handsome is no longer a necessary condition for being able to earn a living in the entertainment industry. Otherwise, look at Cheng Jue's picture. He has the slightest handsome face!

Dong Li turned his head to look at him: "Do you want to give away the shares?"

Xu Jibai's expression was particularly sincere: "Well, I miss red like crazy."

"This self-motivation is very good," Dong Li praised, "If you don't want to be popular one day, it's the day when you will be laid off."

Xu Jibai flinched.

"Don't worry. "The End of the Pendulum" will be broadcast on Pineapple TV soon. Now you are Pineapple's sincere son, and Gu Anfeng only has money."

Xu Jibai plucked up the courage to ask, "Can I ask how much Brother An's salary is?"

Dong Li put his hands in his pockets, a trace of compassion appeared in his eyes: "Are you sure you really have the courage to hear that number?"

"Forget it...forget it."

Now it's time for the director to announce the rules.

Every time they serve a tourist, they can get a gold coin.The use of RMB is prohibited. They can use gold coins to buy food and drinks needed for a day in the playground. Enough gold coins can also be used to play entertainment items in the playground. According to the heartbeat index after the game, they can exchange a certain amount of four Leaf clover, and four-leaf clover cannot be used again.Finally, count the total number of four-leaf clover and gold coins in each group, No.1 will be rewarded, and the last one will be punished.

The punishment link and the like are the helpless actions of the program group.In the general environment of the Chinese entertainment industry, the salary of an artist in a competitive variety show is only linked to the coffee position and ratings.So everyone is more concerned about whether they have the most appearance rate, whether the program will be hyped and marketed, who cares about winning or losing the game.With real punishment items, these highly paid stars will be more cooperative when playing games.

"Although exchanging gold coins for four-leaf clover is a steady profit, I remind everyone not to spend all the gold coins." The director smiled strangely, "Because you don't know when you will need money."

The author has something to say

Maybe it's a holiday addition?

I read the comments and found that everyone guessed Yan Ji's identity ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (?_?)

As for why Dong Da has so many arrows, but Xiao Anfeng does not, this is also a question I have been reflecting on while writing the article.I don’t mean to favor one over the other, if I have time at night after the update, I will express my thoughts in the speech~~~

In short, compare your heart!Thank you all for wishing me a happy holiday!Go to take pictures of the big moon at night for you to see!