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In the late spring, Pineapple TV's "Apocalypse of Blood" officially started recording.

Gu Anfeng and Xu Jibai who came to the shooting scene first were given a broom.

"This broom... can it fly into the sky?" Xu Jibai held the broom in a very silly posture, his eyes staring straight.

The director team told him very quickly, no.

"Then why send it to us?!"

The reality TV director with a round beer belly laughed strangely: "It can sweep the floor."

Xu Jibai lives up to his name today, with a white shirt tucked into khaki pants, and a pair of limited-edition white canvas shoes—this brand sponsored "The End of the Pendulum." If the ratings are satisfactory, Xu Jibai may be their next spokesperson.Dong Li couldn't understand the thinking of their advertising department. This kind of fresh trendy brand should go to youth romance dramas to make a sense of existence. They insisted on letting the aliens from the Milky Way dig out the traces of human beings on the earth. A pair of white shoes, really fucked up.

Heichao covered most of his face, a bit of hairspray made his slightly long hair look fluffy just right, and his bangs were slanted around his eyebrows.Throwing into the university city, he is the most respected senior brother in a hundred miles.

Gu Anfeng is wearing black denim, which is the new style of the luxury brand in his hand this autumn and winter, and it is the world's first wear in this show.The stand-up collar imitating the tunic style added a sense of sternness to his already stern facial features, as if he was about to draw out a jackknife in the next moment and chop people in the street.

A national male god, and a self-proclaimed quasi-national male god, have been neatly tidied up by their respective stylists. They are all dressed in more than three zeros after the market price of this broom. Now each is carrying a broom and started Sweeping the trash thrown by the film crew on location.

Yes, they watched the staff throw away the rubbish along the long street, clapped their hands and smiled maliciously at them.

The director announced: "Your task information today, and the group situation, are hidden in the garbage along the way."

Gu Anfeng suddenly realized: "So the point is not to sweep the floor, but to find clues."

The director categorically rejected: "No, the focus is on sweeping the garbage. We weighed it beforehand, and the total weight of the garbage is 10.43 kilograms. If the total weight of the garbage you collect does not meet the standard, then you will add a penalty for one kilogram less. Task."

Xu Jibai questioned: "There will be errors in the measurement."

The director gritted his teeth: "So I will give you an error range of 0.43 kilograms. However, the program crew threw a total of 20 pieces of chewing gum residue, and one piece will not work."

Gu Anfeng and Xu Jibai were dumbfounded, and the director said calmly: "The planning of this show has been sent to your team, didn't the manager tell you?"

Uh, of course He Xingxing held a meeting for them: "I think the person who came up with this plan is a genius, and the sweat is the youth without regrets! Paul Korchagin said, don't be ashamed of doing nothing, Do not regret for wasting your years! Let the blood of labor cleanse your souls!"

"I finally know why He Xing mentioned Paul Korchagin. This is a tribute variety show that responds to the call of the country and rolls up its sleeves to work hard. Does Pineapple TV really think this show will be popular?" Gu Anfeng murmured .

Xu Jibai smiled wryly and said: "Anyway, I think He Xingxing should sit in front of the sofa with full energy and follow this show all the way. The real economy is not going well, and it is understandable that the higher authorities want to educate people in the entertainment circle about red ideas."

But it doesn't have to be so realistic, does it?

In this regard, the explanation of the director team is, who told you to come so early?Originally, we planned to start the game mission directly after all the people arrived!

Xu Jibai said, "I don't believe a single word."

Gu Anfeng glanced at his former rival in love out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud.

Let this little white face wear all white, and after a while it will all turn gray.

At this time, a girl from the props team came to them with two orange-red cleaner uniforms on her hands and asked them if they wanted to wear them.

Xu Jibai was a little hesitant, covering up his clothes would reduce the exposure of the brand, but Gu Anfeng happily changed into them: "Since you want to work, then work hard."

After hearing what he said, Xu Jibai quickly put on his clothes.

He's not stupid, if he sings a different tune at this time, it's clearly to show off Gu Anfeng's goodwill, even though they belong to the same company, the friendship between Xu Jibai and Gu Anfeng has not reached the level of charity in vain.

The clothes are very airtight and the colors are bright. In this kind of weather, it will be stuffy and hot all over in a while.

"I seem to be back in the second grade of elementary school where I was on duty after class. Wearing a red scarf that cost one yuan each, I raised the national flag and played the national anthem under the blinding sunlight." Xu Jibai sighed while sweeping the floor, "Marx The spirit of doctrine really makes people feel like spring breeze."

"One dollar a piece?" Gu Anfeng made a questioning voice.

Xu Jibai squinted at him: "What's the matter? The second-generation director's family doesn't have mines, okay? It's impossible to wear a GUCCI red scarf from the age of seven."

Gu Anfeng explained: "I mean, in the canteen at our school, red scarves sell for [-] cents each."

"..." Xu Jibai pulled down his own mic, hating iron and steel, and said, "Why do you think Mr. Dong has taken a fancy to you?"

Gu Anfeng narrowed his eyes: "You haven't given up yet, have you?"

Xu Jibai denied it: "Not at all. After I got to know you better, I became a little disillusioned with Mr. Dong's taste."

The director team over there shouted from a distance: "Xu Jibai, put Mai on!"

Xu Jibai shrugged, pulled up the mic, and said in desperation: "Do you know what a male god is? A male god is that, even if I wear small white shoes when sweeping the trash, I can stay clean."

Gu Anfeng lifted up his long legs neatly, stepped on his shoe, and said with an evil smile: "Three feet on new shoes."

On Xu Jibai's white shoes, there was a well-defined, delicately patterned... shoe print.

Xu Jibai became angry, and chased him with a broom on his shoulders, but Gu Anfeng threw down the dustpan and laughed at him while running away.

From an angle that the camera couldn't capture, Xu Jibai clearly saw Gu Anfeng's clearly recognizable mouth shape: "Thank you for calling your brand."

In fact, people in the industry understand this routine after a little understanding. What the advertisement wants is the appearance rate. Xu Jibai finally thought of a word to show off his shoes. Unexpectedly, Gu Anfeng not only understood it in seconds, but also took the initiative to help him create memes.He himself said something that was suspected of bragging, and at most it was a turn around in the fan circle, but Gu Anfeng literally stepped in, making it a topic of conversation.The name of this topic can be mutual hatred, the shattering of the burden of idols, or other kinds of brotherhood, but in the final analysis, what they need is attention, and it is to successfully play the trump card of investors.

This is the profound meaning of reality TV, perhaps a kind of sadness.

Maybe Mr. Dong's taste is not that bad, Xu Jibai thought to himself, after all he also signed me, right?

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I was almost stunned, thank you everyone, I hope you can like this~

I was very sleepy when I was updating and forgot to say, copywriting warning again!Boys, don't make a mistake! ! !This article does not accept beating the author!