Biology, maybe everyone should be grateful for it, otherwise why do we exist?

But people curse this innocent and noble subject more, such as when there is a bruise on the leg that doesn't know where it hit, or when the corners of the mouth get blisters after staying up late.

Especially when encountering some catastrophe, people hate why their mortal body cannot be invulnerable to swords or guns, or invulnerable to all poisons.And I never think about it. It is often human beings who cause disasters. After all, biology is not interested in building an off-road vehicle that has nothing to do with protein.

But even the well-mannered Dong Li sometimes has moments when he is completely unreasonable.

Gu Anfeng's attending physician is a young Jew. He is very interested in China, and he is also very happy to communicate with the family members of patients with outstanding Confucian temperament like Dong Li, especially when this family member means a large donation.

Turning a blue ballpoint pen in his hand, he told Dong Li confidently: "After a week of diagnosis and treatment, we have made a detailed operation plan according to the patient's condition. At Johns Hopkins, similar brain surgery The success rate of the operation can reach 91.4%.”

"91.4%?" Dong Li repeated the number and chuckled: "In China, they gave me a guarantee of 90.5%. I came all the way to the United States, not just to increase this less than one percent. success rate."

The doctor's expression became serious: "Mr. Dong, you used to be a successful programmer, and in my opinion, programmers should be more sensitive to changes in numbers. You know, this is a living blood clot in the brain , instead of the tofu that Chinese people like to eat, you can pick up a piece of tofu with chopsticks, it doesn’t matter whether it will be broken or not. But if the blood clot spreads throughout the brain during the operation, with the most advanced We can't recover the accuracy of the surgical equipment. Behind this one percent, there may be a thousand lives that we successfully saved."

Dong Li took the lighter on the doctor's table and lit it repeatedly. His eyes fell on the lawn outside the window: "How many people you saved has nothing to do with me. I donated a building to the medical school. I just hope that the meaningless probability can fall [-]% on one individual."

The doctor still smiled: "Yes, Mr. Dong's contribution to our school is enough to make Johns Hopkins University open the door for your children and grandchildren. From the principal down, we are very grateful."

"I won't have any children and grandchildren, doctor." Dong Li stood up, "So if you can try your best to save him, this school has given me the greatest reward for the rest of my life and my surname."

He gently put the lighter back on the corner of the doctor's table. Dong Li raised his head and gave him a decent businessman's smile: "You should quit smoking, doctor. As a neuroscience expert, you must understand that nicotine has precise effects on muscles." Functioning is as damaging as alcohol. I don't care what your career prospects are, but the life I love is in your hands now, so maybe when I have time, I'll ask the dean to have a chat about his medical staff some little hobbies."

When he came out of the doctor's office, Li Xizi happened to come over.She brought Dong Li the documents that the company had to deal with.

Originally, the development and cost of the communication industry were far superior to those of the transportation industry today. A phone call to remind Dong Li to check his email in time is much more efficient than flying to the United States, but now Dong Li obviously thinks that those fucking reports It’s not a big deal if the documents are waiting in the mailbox for more than ten days (the damn word was written by him himself in the email to the public relations department).

As a woman, especially, an outstanding professional woman with a bright future, Li Xizi certainly would not be like some bookworms who grew up in some old paper piles, admiring sisters for Xia Jie, Daji for Shang Zhou, and Bao Si. For Zhou You, Concubine Yang for Emperor Ming, etc., the reasons for the subjugation of the country in the past dynasties are all due to the disaster of beauty.Correlation is not the same as causation. This is a simple fact that everyone who has studied statistics understands.

But the correlation is enough to explain a lot of problems. As far as Dong Li is concerned, because Gu Anfeng is going to have an operation, he handed over all the company's affairs to the people under him, which can already prove that Dong Li has lost his mind.

So after Li Xizi left all the unnecessary work to He Xing, he came to Maryland for a public tour with a large pile of documents to be signed.

Dong Li frowned: "The company doesn't have any production projects going on right now, can't you handle the daily affairs?"

Li Xizi patiently explained to him that this is not a daily problem, and it cannot be concluded that she is not capable enough.The point is that Dong Li's current performance has gradually coincided with the characteristics of the king of subjugation. As a founding official with options in Leyi, she must shoulder the responsibility of admonishing her, otherwise Leyi might be with her future. It's over.

"Very thoughtful," Dong Li commented, "Have you forgotten who paid your salary, Li Xizi. It's very courageous to pretend to be aggressive in front of me."

Li Xizi reminded him that the utterance of these words increased the similarity between him and the King of Subjugation by another three percent.

"Young girls shouldn't read the Zizhi Tongjian every day." Dong Li handed the signed documents back to her one by one. "The modern enterprise system was created to let my kind of Are capitalists happy and happy?"

He clapped his hands, and finally said comfortingly: "I have done a good job during this time, I will give you and He Xing a salary increase when I go back. Gu Anfeng will have surgery tomorrow, and there is a 91.4% probability that I will return to the palace the day after tomorrow to sort out the court; otherwise, you will clean up." Pack up and welcome the new emperor. Before that, talk to me again, and I will show you what a tyrant is."

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