What I have to say with Dongfang Invincible

The next day, in order to avoid the pain of flesh and blood, I got up when the cock crowed to make bird’s nest porridge. Fortunately, in the 21st century, I also like food, and occasionally I do it myself, so the craftsmanship is definitely not bad. After making the bird’s nest porridge I just sat there, absolutely not going casually, if Yang Lianting came over and hummed with him, wouldn't I be courting death if I went?

Dongfang Bubai really came over at about seven o'clock. He changed into a goose-yellow gauze skirt, and his face was still thick with makeup. I can guarantee that if he keeps putting on makeup and appears in front of me, even if he has been with me for a few years, He took off his makeup and I definitely didn't recognize him.

He came in and only glanced at me, then sat down in front of the bird's nest porridge, took a small sip and put it in his mouth. Needless to say, the taste was absolutely delicious.Sure enough, after swallowing, he raised his eyes and asked me: "Did you do this?" I didn't care and said: "My master, do you think there are other people in this courtyard?" He said: "You often Cooking?" I replied, "Yes, do it yourself."

"How can a man cook."

"We even cut our hair. What else can we do? A gentleman who stays away from the kitchen is talking nonsense." After speaking, he felt that he was speaking too arrogantly, so he glanced at him, but luckily he was not angry.

In the next few days, I had nothing to do in the courtyard, I ate and slept, and except that I was not allowed to go to Dongfang Bubai's small house, I wandered around the courtyard.

In the past few days, I have roughly figured out the structure of this yard. Behind the yard is a mountain, and behind the mountain is a cliff. The whole yard is equivalent to half-surrounding the cliff. If you want to leave, you can only go from the front, but the front is full of stone walls. , It is very difficult to cross the past. The only passage is the tunnel mentioned in "Swordsman", and the tunnel does not lead to the outside of Heimuya, but to the back of Chengde Hall in memory.

Thinking about it, Yang Lianting has not been here for several days. Every day, Dongfang Bubai stays alone in an empty room. Dongfang Bubai claims to be the best in martial arts in the world. In the end, he feels sorry for himself and becomes cautious because of a vulgar man. That is also sad.

I was sweeping the floor while thinking wildly in my mind, thinking about how to get out for a while, how to go back for a while, and thinking about what to do if I can’t go back for the rest of my life...Suddenly I heard a rough voice from Dongfang Bubai’s house, and I was overjoyed, Yang Lianting finally came, as long as Yang Lianting doesn't kill me, Dongfang Bubai will definitely not let me die.

I planned to go to Tantan, put down the broom and walked towards the small house. Except for the first day when I was close to the small house, I didn’t go in again. My mind was a bit confused that day, and I don’t remember what it looked like there. Incredible.Walking through several long corridors, the long corridors are all made of vermilion lacquer pillars, and the flowers and plants on both sides are extremely red and green, which is very artistic. I have visited many ancient gardens preserved in modern times, and none of them can compare with this one.

Walking to the end of the corridor, I finally saw a beautiful small house. In front of the house is a huge flower garden, and further forward is a water pavilion. From a distance, you can see the clear water in the pool, and the koi in the water shuttle among the lotus leaves. The water is so clear that you can drink it directly.I leaned against the door, poked my head in, smelled a strong fragrance of flowers, and saw a picture of a lady hanging in the room, in which three beauties were painted, and the chair was covered with an embroidered brocade cushion... This scene is very similar to that of Mr. Jin It's exactly as described!

But Dongfang Bubai and Yang Lianting were not there. It turned out that there was a peony screen on the right side, which blocked the inside of the room, and they were inside.Although I couldn't see anyone, but when I listened intently, I could hear every word they said clearly, as if in my ears. Although I was surprised by this, I didn't think too much about it. The most important thing now is to Determine whether Dongfang Bubai is completely submissive to Yang Lianting.

Dongfang Bubai said softly, "Brother Lian, are you angry with me these days?"

Yang Lianting said roughly: "You are the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, how dare I be angry with you, no one dares to force you if you don't want to cook, there is no need to find any reason for the wild cat."

"Brother Lian, why would I not want to cook for you? I would do anything for you."

"Would you like to teach me the Sun Moon God?"

"This..." Dongfang Bubai's tone didn't seem to be unwilling.

"Hmph, you don't even want to give me the religion, and you say you are willing to do anything for me." Yang Lianting's tone was obviously ridiculed.

"Brother Lian, not to mention the Sun Moon God Sect, I would give you even my life, but if I teach you the gods, the tens of thousands of believers in the God Sect will probably not accept it, and you will be the one who will suffer in the end."

"After all, you still don't want to hand over the divine religion to me. If you don't like me so much, I don't care if I don't come in the future."

"No, Brother Lian, Brother Lian, don't go..."

I heard hurried footsteps, Yang Lianting was probably about to come out, so I rushed to the side of a big flower pot, and Dongfang Bubai followed closely behind Yang Lianting when he went out, begging.With Dongfang Bubai's appearance, he should be completely devoted to Yang Lianting. This man is number one in the world, ruthless and terrifying. Even Fang Zheng and Chongxu are fearful of him. Yang Lianting, a young servant, can Let Dongfang Bubai be as humble and lowly as an ant in front of him, good luck tricks people.

Yang Lianting left, Dongfang Bubai was still staring at the direction he left in a daze.I hid behind the flower pot and didn't know whether to go out or slip away quietly. When I thought of this, I was pulled out by a force and thrown to the ground. I looked up and saw Dongfang Bubai staring at me fiercely. It must be inevitable.Sure enough, he slapped me a few times with his thick and powerful palms. I tossed in the air and kicked hard with my feet. My internal organs must have been shattered, but I couldn't die yet.The pain I have suffered since I met Dongfang Bubai is really enough to hurt me for several lifetimes, it really hurts, it is cleaner to just die like this.

After he had vented enough, he finally stopped torturing me. I lay down on the ground in a state of anger, and the wounds healed in just a few seconds. With such a super fast healing ability, I felt that my body was so cheap, and I was so injured. I patted my ass and forgot, and a burst of indignation surged in my heart, I might as well die if I want to live like this.

I stood up and stretched my muscles, stood in front of him, looked him in the eyes and said, "I said, have you vented your grievances yet? It's your mistress who ignores you. It's none of my business. Why do you vent your anger on me. He said coldly, "What did you say?" I gritted my teeth and continued, "It's none of my business if you are unhappy with him. Why do you take it out on me?"

His face darkened: "Since you stay here, let me manipulate you." I said angrily, "Don't bully me just because you know martial arts, I would rather die than give you a job!" Dongfang Bubai said : "What a big tone, what I want from Dongfang Bubai has never been obtained." I was very angry in my heart, and said, "What did your mistress say? Why did he ignore you when you begged him? Did you get him?" ?”

"Boom—" I received a slap and flew out and knocked down a flowerpot.

Dongfang Bubai said in a deep voice: "Brother Lian and I are not concubines." I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth and said, "Aren't you a concubine, is it a problem or a husband and wife?" , The needle hit the vital point, and I said on the verge of dying: "It's not easy to make your concubine submit to you. If you trust me, I will help you."

"I don't believe it." Although he said this, he didn't continue to do anything to me, turned around and went into the house by himself.

After I went back to the small firewood room and lay down, I decided that I would not do any work in the yard any more, and just cared about eating enough and being able to bear the beatings.After a comfortable sleep, I felt very hungry. I got up and got something to eat. After I was full, I suddenly thought that Dongfang Bubai hadn't been to the kitchen for the past few days. Could it be that he hasn't eaten for the past few days?I'm starving to death just so I can escape.After thinking about it, I lay down again and continued to sleep.

But because I didn't feel sleepy at night after sleeping in the daytime, I couldn't fall asleep lying on the grass, wondering if Dongfang Bubai would feel sick to my stomach because I haven't eaten for the past few days.When I was in the 21st century, I also had gastrointestinal problems, and the pain was so painful that it was difficult to sleep, but after time travel, all problems disappeared, and I was still so resistant to beatings.Thinking about it, I got up and made another bowl of bird’s nest porridge, and brought it to Dongfang Bubai’s small house. Originally, I should have been afraid to avoid him, but after hearing his conversation with Yang Lianting last time, I felt that he was also a poor person , I can't get what I want, and I still can't get anything after giving everything to that person, and I feel pity for him immediately.

I said outside the hut: "I prepared bird's nest porridge for you." Dongfang Bubai inside the house did not speak, and I said again: "People are like iron and rice is steel. You haven't eaten for several days, don't you think Are you hungry?" There was still no sound in the room, and I said again: "If you don't speak, I'll send you in." I was about to open the door and go in.

A voice came from inside the room: "Put it on the table."

After I went in, I put the bird's nest porridge on the table, and said through the big peony screen, "Put it here, remember to eat." After that, I went back to sleep in the firewood room, and slept until dawn.

After waking up, I wandered around the yard bored, and when I reached the waterside pavilion, I saw Dongfang Bubai drinking tea there. I walked over and said, "Morning, my lord leader, how do you think about what I said yesterday?"

"What's the matter?"

"To help you subdue your lover, I will definitely do it."

Dongfang Bubai lowered his head, took a sip of tea and said, "What method do you use?"

"You promise me first, or you will steal all your ideas."

Dongfang Bubai gave me a gloomy look, he didn't look very happy, so I ignored him, if he didn't agree to my conditions after I said it, then wouldn't my words be in vain.

"I can say it, but I have one condition."

"You said."

"In the future, you are not allowed to hurt me at every turn. We get along as equals, and I will help you get rid of him, so you let me go free."

Dongfang Bubai thought for a while and said, "Okay, I won't hurt you for no reason in the future."

I was taken aback, so I just agreed to this condition? "What about letting go?"

"This matter is to be discussed." Dongfang Bubai said coldly.

I was about to get angry, but when I thought about it, if I get angry again, I will suffer flesh and blood, bear with it, and I will not be afraid of no firewood if I keep the green hills.After thinking about it, I clapped my hands and sat down on the stone bench beside him. He turned his head and looked at me, and I said, "Dongfang, I will call you Dongfang from now on. We are friends and we are all equals. I can sit where you sit."

He didn't have any opinion after listening, I took him as acquiesced, and I said: "What is your current position, Brother Lian?"

"Headmaster of the Sun Moon God Sect."

"His position is not small, you should withdraw his position."

"impossible."

"As long as you withdraw his title, make sure he is obedient to you."

"This is your method?"

"Which one?" I asked in bewilderment.

"Yang Lianting is a person who loves power, and he dare not be arrogant anymore with the position of chief executive."

I was speechless, Dongfang Bubai knew, I said, "Since you know, why don't you do it?"

He took a sip of tea but didn't speak.

I tentatively asked, "Are you afraid that he really ran away, aren't you?"

I didn't expect this question to be right. I felt his breath stagnate obviously, and I was secretly happy. Sure enough, Dongfang Bubai knew Yang Lianting's virtues, but he still couldn't let go. Otherwise, what could he do? The only weird one is Yang Lianting, who is addicted to power.

I said again: "What will happen if he leaves you?"

"There's no way he's leaving."

"I mean what if, what if?"

Dongfang Bubai stood up angrily, his eyes blazed and he said: "You are going to give me advice, what is your method!"

I said: "Hehe, you are so resourceful and everything is under your control. It seems that I really can't help you much."

Dongfang Bubai said: "At first I thought you could help me win his heart, but I didn't expect that you are only capable of such tricks."

I laughed and said, "Do you think it's so easy to find sincerity? Even the emperor and I may not be able to find one's sincerity."

Dongfang Bubai said: "It's hard to ask for sincerity. All the exchanges are just getting what you need."

I laughed and said, "It's good that each of you gets what you need, just like you and your concubine, both of you must be sick."

Dongfang Bubai didn't answer my words, stood up with his hands behind his back and reminded me: "His name is Yang Lianting." It seems that he doesn't like me calling Yang Lianting his concubine.Then he said: "You see a man like me wearing women's clothes, don't you think it's wrong to fall in love with a man?"

"You will definitely be scolded here, but we will not. No matter men or women, as long as you like, you can wear anything. And men and men, women and women can marry, see you here That doesn’t feel weird at all.”

Dongfang Bubai smiled and said: "No wonder you didn't have any surprise in your eyes when you first saw me. You are so lucky to be born there."

I chuckled: "Lucky ass, don't you think I fell down the stairs and came here?"

Dongfang Bubai said: "You didn't die after falling down the stairs, do you think you are not lucky?"

"Yeah, death is not dead, but it is also locked in the four corners of the sky like a dead person." I pretended to sigh and complain, secretly watching Dongfang Bubai's reaction, I didn't expect him to have no reaction at all, like It's like you didn't hear me.

If I don't have any value that I can use to exchange with him, then I really can only stay here for the rest of my life. I looked at his makeup and suddenly had an idea in my mind. I said: "Dongfang, do you think To be a woman?"

He said generously: "Yes." Sure enough, this person really didn't have the slightest bit of inferiority complex about his own eccentricity, everything was pretended by Yang Lianting, and the pity he had for him before disappeared instantly.I said, "I'll teach you how to make up and make you look like a woman from head to toe, how about it?"

"The condition is to let you go?"

"You are so smart, and you can see through my thoughts. I will help you no matter what you need to do. My only request is that you let me go. How about it?"

Dongfang Bubai said: "Okay, I promise you."

I looked at his makeup as thick as Huadan and said, "Then let's start now, you should take off your makeup first."

He said: "Yes", turned around and walked towards Xiaoshe, and I followed behind him. When I entered the Xiaoshe, I stood outside the screen and did not follow him into the inside. He came out from the inside and said, "Why do you Not coming in?"

"You can't enter the women's boudoir casually here, can you?"

Hearing this, Dongfang Bubai's expression seemed to have changed subtly. Although he was wearing heavy makeup, I still saw his surprised and complicated expression. He said: "I allow you to come in." After speaking, he turned and went in up.

The author has something to say: This chapter has been slightly revised