What I have to say with Dongfang Invincible

Although I wanted to go to Qunyu Courtyard, Dongfang Bubai didn't want to go. In order not to miss the big show, I came up with a way to risk my head and said to him: "Dongfang, otherwise, you can wait in the inn." Me, how about I go to Qunyuyuan by myself."

"Do you know where Qunyuyuan is?" Dongfang Bubai questioned.

"brothel."

Dongfang Bubai was silent for a while before he said again: "What are you going to Qunyu Academy for?"

"Watching a play, watching a big play, I heard on the road that today's main play is not at Liu's Mansion, but at Qunyu Court." In order to arouse his curiosity, I said mysteriously.

"That's all?"

I heard his tone seemed to turn from anger to joy, and then I understood the reason, "Well, what else? You think I went to the Fireworks and Willow Lane to have fun? Don't worry, my wife is watching by my side, I don't have this You have guts." I figured it out, outside, I have to remember that I am a wife all the time, don't make mistakes, and you will die if you make mistakes.

After hearing this, Dongfang Bubai finally said indifferently: "Then let's go to Qunyuyuan, I want to see what's going on."

I was overjoyed that the ancestor finally agreed to go.

I didn't know which direction Qunyuyuan was in, so I grabbed a kind old man on the side of the road to ask for directions. The old man looked at us first, then glared at me and said angrily: "You are a woman with a wife. Why take her to Hualou!"

I lay down a gun for no reason, feeling wronged and wronged. Seeing the funny and cute old man, I wanted to tease him: "Old man, we husband and wife went to the flower house to have fun, aren't you jealous?"

The old man said angrily: "You're jealous! I see your wife and you are such a rogue, I feel sorry for her."

I said to the old man: "How do you know what we are going to do in Qunyuyuan? Qunyuyuan is the largest brothel in Hengshan. There should be books and albums of 'Eighteen Styles of Longyang' in it, and powerful medicines like 'Finger Rou'. What is the 'Mandarin Duck Bath' bucket, my husband and I like to play with this." After I finished speaking, I hugged Dongfang Bubai and felt that his body was a little stiff. Maybe he was a little uncomfortable in the public. I didn't dare to make any big moves, and then leaned into the old man's ear and said: "You old man, you are too old to play with, you are not jealous, what am I?"

"I'm so pissed off! You, you, you..." The old man was so angry that his face turned red and he couldn't speak smoothly. I walked past him with my arms around Dongfang Bubai.

"Heh~" I suddenly heard Dongfang Bubai chuckle, it was really strange, Dongfang Bubai laughed so happily, I asked him: "Is it so funny?"

"You dare to say anything when you walk in the rivers and lakes. Do you know that the old man is not weak in martial arts just now?" Dongfang Bubai put down his smile and asked me.

I'm actually curious, when he abused me like a master of martial arts, I'm fine now, what can a random old man do to me now? "I don't know. Besides, even if he knows martial arts, so what about you, anyway, I can stand the beating."

Asked about the location of Qunyuyuan, Dongfang Bubai and I turned around a few alleys, and finally found the so-called Qunyuyuan.The gate of the courtyard is brightly red, and there are two women with half of the white buns at the gate, soliciting guests. There are red lanterns on the left and right sides of the gate. In the distance, the sound of the most obscene and joyful sounds could be heard in the courtyard, and the place of fireworks really smelled of strong wind and dust.

When we got to the door, the two girls were about to post it. I dodged, and they jumped at nothing. Then they turned around and smiled and went to post Dongfang Bubai again. Those two women deal with all kinds of men every day. Of course, the ability to read facial expressions is first-class. After being rejected by Dongfang Bubai with eyes, they also kept their distance wisely. A woman led us into the courtyard and said: "My name is Honghua , this is the first time for the two of you to visit Qunyuyuan, which girl do you want?"

The woman's embroidered handkerchief dangled in front of me, and the strong smell of powder made me choked up. I said, "We just want to drink tea and listen to music, okay?" We entered the door as we walked, and first saw a The lobby, the innermost part of the lobby is a large stage, with tables and chairs under the stage, and corner stairs on both sides of the lobby. Although it is daytime, there were still many people drinking inside when we entered.

"Hey~ It's the first time I heard that someone came to Hualou just to drink and listen to music. Could it be that the wine in Qunyuyuan is better than that of girls?" A charming woman came down from the stairs twisting her slender waist, Her dress is not as revealing as the girl at the door, but the narrow waist skirt makes her water snake waist thin and soft. I thought to myself: My dear, this woman must have stalked many men to death.

I was a little dazed for a moment, and the red flower next to me called "Mom" to bring me back to reality. It turned out that she was the old bustard of Qunyuyuan.The bustard's gaze shifted from me to Dongfang Bubai, his eyes lit up obviously, and he walked up to Dongfang Bubai and said, "Both of you come upstairs with me, you can drink and listen to music as you like."

Dongfang Bubai and I followed her upstairs into a wing room. In the room, there was a brocade veil, red candles flickering, and smoke from the furnace. There was an ambiguous smell. The two masters are not here to have fun, are they here to sell themselves?"

The two... Grandpa?Holy crap, this old bustard's eyes are so poisonous that she can tell that Dongfang Bubai is not a woman!

Dongfang Bubai didn't react, his face was still pale, I said: "You old bustard, are you blind?"

That old bustard is a seasoned veteran, she was not angry when she heard me say that, she just smiled charmingly and said: "I have slept with countless men, can I not tell whether he is a man or a woman?"

Dongfang Bubai and I looked at each other, and I asked him what to do next, but he generously admitted, "I am indeed a man."

The old bustard's eyes lit up again, and she sighed in a longing tone: "I can't tell you are a man at a glance, and I can't tell you are a woman, so I wonder if it's because my eyes are useless. It turns out that this is the beauty of male and female , but male but female, seductive and handsome, really is a stunner!" The bustard circled Dongfang Bubai a few more times, unable to stop at all.

I grabbed her and said, "Stop, stop, stop, if you keep spinning, I'm going to faint."

The old bustard stopped and said, "What is this particularly heavenly young master doing in our Qunyu Courtyard?"

Dongfang Bubai didn't even look at her, so I had no choice but to step forward and say, "We come to spend money to have fun, can you control me?"

The procuress ignored me, and put all her attention on Dongfang Bubai: "Young master, why don't you come to our Qunyu Courtyard, I can make you popular in the capital, and even in the whole world."

I thought Dongfang Bubai was facing her with an iceberg face again, but I didn't expect Dongfang Bubai to have a hesitant look, and the old bustard continued: "Young master, you don't need to play the piano, you don't need to sing, you just need to sit upright on the stage, and I can do the rest myself." Young master, it is a pity that your beauty is not seen by the world, you have to know that beauty will eventually fade away." In the 21st century, this old bustard must be a top scout, manager and star packaging team, oh, it will be a superstar Awesome salesperson.

Dongfang Bubai glanced at me, and asked her again: "No one said that I am handsome." The old bustard sneered: "Maybe some people have more selfishness, and they don't want to see others' kindness." look at me.

Fuck, this old bustard is absolutely amazing, don't I know that Dongfang Bubai is so good at breaking through the sky?But when I was imprisoned and tortured by him, I could still say to him with a look of envy, "You are so beautiful in the East, so beautiful that I am hopeless"?I suppressed the anger in my stomach a little, and imitated the calm tone of the old bustard and said: "You old bustard not only has poisonous eyes, but also poisonous mouth. If you can persuade him to stay, I thank you and thank your ancestors for ten years." Eight generations."

Dongfang Bubai looked at me without saying a word, the bustard first looked at me and sneered, then turned to Dongfang Bubai in a serious manner: "Master, are you manly?"

Dongfang Bubai's originally expressionless face finally reacted a little. He glanced at her and said nothing, which was his acquiescence. I said anxiously, "Whether he's manly or not has nothing to do with you?" He didn't argue, okay? Isn't masculinity a shameful thing in ancient times?Moreover, he is still a man, the majestic leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, and more importantly, he is a root-cut leader. If someone knows this...

Halfway through the thought, I stopped the car in a hurry, why should I be in a hurry, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry.

The old bustard stared at me with a pair of peach blossom eyes, and started to walk around me in circles again. Is she going to stun me?She opened and closed her small cherry mouth and said to Dongfang Bubai: "Young master, my eyes have always been vicious, and I can see that you have deep feelings for this master, but this master is reckless, vulgar, vulgar, slovenly, selfish and cruel, What you say with a slippery mouth is all hype, young master, you are so elegant and glamorous, don't be deceived by him, in the end it is you who is sad."

What the old bustard said made me feel uncomfortable, so I yelled back at her and said, "I'm vulgar and selfish, so you are a bad person for thousands of years? You keep him just to make a lot of money with him! I'm an old mother! Chicken, you can cheat people better than me!" At the end, I unconsciously became excited.

The old bustard chuckled, and said stingingly again: "Master, why are you excited? Didn't you just say that as long as I persuade this young master, you still have to thank my ancestors for eighteen generations? Don't you regret it? My ancestors have eighteen generations Still waiting for your thanks."

The fire in my heart couldn't be suppressed: "Bah! Not only was I reckless and vulgar, but I also broke my word. I changed my mind, and I'll spoil your ancestors for eighteen generations!"

In ancient times, when the concept of clan was strong, there was almost zero tolerance for those who insulted their ancestors. Unexpectedly, the old bustard was still angry, and said with a smile on his eyebrows: "You can do whatever you want, I am born and raised. If you find my ancestor eighteen Dai, please let me know."

When she said this with a smile, I couldn't help but shocked me, and I couldn't speak out the anger on my lips. Looking carefully, she is only about 30 years old, with an oval face, exquisite and three-dimensional facial features, and sometimes a trace of purity can be seen from her eyebrows and eyes. , but the heavy smell of powder still buried all her temperament, and her words and deeds were sophisticated and calm.

At this moment, someone called "Mom" at the door, and the bustard went out in response. I only saw the man whispering in the ear of the bustard: "Here is someone." Didn't even bother us.

Who's coming?While he was wondering, he turned his head and saw Dongfang Bubai looking at me with complicated and messy eyes?