What I have to say with Dongfang Invincible

"Yeah, I'm a cheap person, as cheap as your name..." Then I saw the man showing a smile with bright white teeth, and then fell into darkness again, with a deafening voice pouring into my ears—— "What a bitch! Wait! Don't!" I felt pain and boredom in my heart, extremely uncomfortable...

I opened my eyes suddenly and saw the white roof, my mind was still in a state of confusion. After calming down for a few seconds, I realized that I had crossed. Looking outside the door, it was already daylight.

I blinked vigorously to wake myself up, turned my head and saw that Dongfang Bubai had returned to the sleeping position where he had passed away. I clearly remembered that he was sticking to my back before falling asleep last night, why is it like a galaxy is separated from me now? .

Seeing that he hadn't woken up yet, I lifted the quilt lightly and got out of bed, and asked the waiter to fetch hot water to wash his face.When I was washing my face, I suddenly found a pimple on my face, which was painful.I scolded my mother in my heart, my smooth and tender face has never had acne, and it is because I traveled to this shitty place that my skin texture changed.

I felt the bump on my face and decided to squeeze it out.Walking to the bronze mirror equipped with the inn, I found that because the bronze mirror was too yellow, I couldn't see the pimple clearly at all, how could it be squeezed.I have mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I feel uncomfortable if the pimple is not popped out.

I suddenly thought of my steel pendant, and stretched out my hand to touch my chest, only to realize that I had already given it to Dongfang Bubai.Turning around and seeing Dongfang Bubai still sleeping, I had an idea.I walked to the bed, lifted the quilt on tiptoe, and saw the collarbone under Dongfang Bubai's V-neck obscene blouse, and the chain of my steel pendant was attached to his collarbone. I swallowed dryly, and carefully kept my fingers away. Opening his collar, I saw the steel pendant sticking to his chest, and I slowly put my hand in.

Suddenly I felt something was wrong, looked up, Dongfang Bubai was looking at me quietly with open eyes, I said awkwardly: "Dongfang, I want to borrow your steel pendant."

Dongfang Bubai did not speak, I know my current posture is very ambiguous, but just now I just wanted to squeeze out the pimples on my face, how can I think what will happen if Dongfang Bubai wakes up halfway, the look in my eyes in Dongfang Bubai After Sha Zhong got out of bed, I was stared at by his eyes like knives, I didn't know what to do next, neither sat nor stood.

"If you want to put it bluntly, why do you sneak around like a thief." This early in the morning, Dongfang Bubai's voice was cold and cold.

"You were sleeping at that time, I didn't want to disturb you, and I really... No, I really wanted to squeeze that pimple, I promise I won't do it in the future."

"Is acne a pimple?" Dongfang Bubai asked.

"Um, it should be, look, it's this one." He said and pointed to him.

After reading it, he gave a "hmm", then got up and took off the steel pendant and handed it to me: "Return it to me when you're done."

I felt a "cut" in my heart, this steel pendant originally belonged to me, since I gave it to you, it's hard for me to occupy it.

After breakfast, Dongfang Bubai dressed up again, and we went shopping on the streets of Changsha. The street was indeed very lively, and the people on the street all cast amazing glances at Dongfang Bubai, and the way they looked at me It's very weird, I think according to the 21st century, it should be the eyes of caring for the mentally retarded.

Dongfang Bubai usually walks in small steps in public, gently twisting his flexible waist to make himself look more like a woman. I lag behind him a few steps, look at his graceful figure, and quickly go up to hug his waist , smiled and said: "Miss Dongfang, you don't have to take small steps to look like a woman. If you want to talk about fighting beauty, the men and women in this whole street can't beat you."

I saw joy in his brows and eyes, and knew he was in a good mood, and said: "Would you like to go to Xianglou to buy some rouge and water powder, I don't think you have much left there."

He smiled and said, "Well, let's go then."

After turning around for a few blocks, we found a relatively large fragrant building. When we entered the door, we were greeted with the smell of all kinds of rouge and gouache, which was really choking.Dongfang Bubai and I walked around to see which one would work better. During the discussion, a woman's voice said in front of us: "It's rare for men to pick rouge." I looked up and saw a gorgeously dressed woman in front of me. The glamorous woman is smiling and looking at me.

"It's rare to see a girl dressed like this on the street." I replied.

"My lord, you are joking, isn't there one in front of me?" The woman smiled again.

I thought to myself, my mouth is quite clever, just as I was about to reply, Dongfang Bubai at the side grabbed my arm and said, "Husband."

Dongfang Bubai's words reminded me that I am a family man and I can't mess around outside, so I said, "My wife likes me dressed like this."

The woman said: "It's normal to see the young master's wife's dress, but why do you ask the young master to have such a weird appearance, young master, you have such a handsome face, you shouldn't cater to her preferences, you must be handsome if you dress up well."

I sneered: "I shouldn't dress like this, is it possible that I want to dress like you?" Molesting a married man, this woman must not be a good deal.

The woman nodded happily: "Yes, son, you can divorce her and marry me again..." Before the woman could finish her sentence, she suddenly fell straight to the ground, her eyes widened, and the people around her screamed and gathered around to see, someone He stretched out his hand to sniff her breath, then tremblingly said: "Dead, dead!"

I glanced at Dongfang Bubai, but Dongfang Bubai only looked coldly at the woman lying on the ground.

After a while, the woman lying on the ground suddenly gasped, her eyes turned, she got up from the ground, looked at Dongfang Bubai in horror, and ran out of Xianglou in a panic.