What I have to say with Dongfang Invincible

My name is Zhenjian, and my surname is Zhen. My grandfather took the name, but he has already gone to Xianyou. Now I really want to dig his grave and ask him, did you think of the consequences when you chose this name?

Now there is a girl sitting in front of me, her eyes change when she hears my name, look, the name is really important, I have failed many blind dates because of the name.I wanted to change my name thousands of times, but was rejected by the old man thousands of times. Before I left for Xianyou, I still said: My name cannot be changed!Only then can I go to the fairy with peace of mind.

Well, if the old man says not to change it, let's not change it. At worst, he will be a bachelor for the rest of his life. Anyway, he still has his younger brother, the true spirit, so just leave the incense stick to him.

After the failure of the nth blind date, I was already insensitive, so I went home and picked up "Swordsman" and continued to enjoy it.Mr. Jin really knows how to write stories. The novel written in 1967 can still deceive a new generation of young people like me.

After reading the chapter "Embroidered Flowers", Dongfang Bubai finally showed up, which shocked me!Dongfang Bubai, number one in the world, is actually an eunuch!I can't imagine Dongfang Bubai, who exists like a god in my heart, pretending to be a woman. The more I think about it, the more I get goosebumps.

I was too resistant and had to go to the rooftop to blow some air. The night was dark and the wind was high, and my rooftop didn’t have a fence, so I became a young man who stumbled on the rooftop. The moment I stumbled, I couldn’t let it go: Mr. Jin cheated on me!How could Dongfang Bubai be an eunuch!

My house is only on the fifth floor, why did it take so long before it landed?

It seems like a century later...

I finally hit the ground, and then lost consciousness.

When I regained consciousness again, I was lying in a garden, I don’t know if it’s heaven or hell, it’s so beautiful, and there’s also the fragrance of butterflies.I just lay on my back and pinched my face, it hurt so much!

It's strange that I can survive falling from the fifth floor, and I didn't lose my limbs.

I vaguely heard someone singing, "Yi Yi Ya Ya ~" like Hua Dan, it's been so many years, and there are still people singing, could it be "Ugly Bastard Yi Ya Yi Ya Ya Ya Hei Hei Hei~"?Not right either.

This is not right, that is not right, everything here feels weird.

I got up and patted the dust off my body, I was so hungry, so let’s forget about it, the most important thing is to find something to eat.

I followed the sound of singing and walked. This garden is really big, with flowers and plants everywhere, and artificial mountains and rivers.The voice was getting closer and closer, it was so shrill, it made me feel hairy.

Slowly approaching, an exquisite courtyard appears among the flowers, corrugated, pillars, and reliefs, all of which indicate the luxury and high-end quality of this courtyard.

This is probably a historical scenic spot, which should be performed by opera actors, I guessed it in my heart

I originally planned to go in and ask people where there was food, but when I touched my pocket, I didn’t have any money, so let’s forget it, and it’s safer to sneak around to find some food.

I continued to look for other places, walked a few long corridors and finally found a room that looked like a kitchen. I opened the door and walked in. There was a big table full of food. I looked around for a week and found no camera, so I opened it to eat.

Just as I was enjoying my meal, there was a sharp voice at the door: "Presumptuous! I made this for Brother Lian!"

I turned around in shock, and there was a man in a pink gauze dress with heavy makeup standing at the door, staring at me with sinister eyes.

What the hell is this!

I asked, "What's wrong, did you do this?"

I only saw the man wave his hand lightly, and my heart suddenly felt like I was going to die, but the pain was only for a moment, and after a moment, I felt nothing.

I touched my chest in doubt, my heart was filled with anger, and I said to the man: "What the hell are you doing! I almost died just now!"

The man squinted his eyes, and moved his fingers quickly again, and my heart ached again. After recovering, I grabbed the porcelain bowl next to me and threw it at him. Unexpectedly, he moved in front of me suddenly, and my left and right shoulders seemed to After being clicked, I was suddenly frozen, unable to speak or move.

That man was right in front of me, at such a close distance, the strong smell of powder almost choked me to death, the powder on his face was probably as thick as a wall.

Unexpectedly, the first sentence he spoke was: "Why don't you die?"

I can't get angry, I can only stare at him.His eyes suddenly became vicious. Although I always thought that the description of "the eyes have a murderous look" is a plot of blood in the novel, but this time I really felt the murderous look in his eyes.

Sure enough, in an instant, my chest was in severe pain, as if tens of thousands of needles were piercing my heart, a strong bloody smell permeated, my chest was wet, my heart seemed to be pierced, but I couldn't move and fainted , had no choice but to endure the tearing pain.

The pain gradually weakened, and after a while, the pain was no longer felt.The man in front of me stared straight at my chest with complicated eyes, as if puzzled and surprised.

He was about to make the next move when a rough voice sounded not far away: "Ge Laozi takes so long to get a dish!"

The man suddenly let go of his murderous intent, turned his head and responded softly: "Brother Lian, wait a moment, I'll be right there."

I was startled. This man seemed to have seen him somewhere before, and he was very familiar. He seemed to be about to blurt out his name, but it was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say his name no matter what.

The man turned his head and waved his hand. I heard the sound of the door opening behind me, and then I entered a small room inexplicably. He stood opposite me for a moment, and suddenly pinched my left little finger. The little finger was twisted off by him!Blood spurted out... Then a door in front of me blocked it, and through the checkered screen, I vaguely saw him turn around and go out with light, small steps.

It is said that the ten fingers connect to the heart, and the little finger is broken so painful that I can't help it.But it is very strange, the finger only hurts for a while, and then I don't feel the pain anymore. It's really strange, I have never encountered such a thing.

I didn't dwell on this matter for too long, what I was more puzzled about was how that man turned me into a wooden man, and I remained frozen and unable to move anything.I have been in a state of confusion since I woke up, and I didn't hear clearly what the man said just now.

Could it be a dream? Generally, when encountering a "ghost pressing the bed" in a dream, I often can't move.Moreover, I suffered such a serious injury just now, and now I don’t feel anything at all. It must be a dream. All of this is so unreasonable, it’s not a dream.After finding out the reason, my heart felt relieved instantly, An Anxin closed her eyes and waited for the dream to wake up.

Waiting and waiting, I still feel that something is wrong, this dream is too real, every breath, every scene is very real.I turned my eyes to observe the surrounding scenery, everything is very old-fashioned, everything here is original ecology, without any modern technology, no wires, no electric lights, only candlesticks with exquisite patterns, stoves for burning fire, oil and salt Packed in a white porcelain jar...

The East is undefeated! —The name suddenly popped into my head.

I was terrified, and I couldn't believe my conjecture—could it be... I have time-traveled?

When the man came in just now, he seemed to say "Brother Lian", which is how Dongfang Bubai called Yang Lianting in "Swordsman".

How did I time travel, how did I come here, this world doesn’t exist at all, could it be that I imagined it?I can't accept that Dongfang Bubai is an eunuch, so he is mentally abnormal?Am I living in the world of Swordsman?

This is so fucking surreal, a lot of questions are going to squeeze my head, and I don't seem to die. Dongfang Bubai should have killed me just now, but it seems unsuccessful, so why did he break me off again? I didn't die even if I poked my heart with thousands of needles. Could it be possible to die if I broke my finger?

I calm down and think about how to deal with the next thing.At this moment, Dongfang Bubai turned in from the door, behind him was a man with a beard. That man did not enter the kitchen, but stood outside the door. That man should be Yang Lianting. There is indeed a description of Yang Lianting in the book "30 Younger than his age, he is tall and tall, with a beard on his face."I'm completely desperate, I really fucking timed through!

Yang Lianting pointed to a table of messy dishes and shouted: "Ge Laozi, what's going on here!" Dongfang Bubai took out a square handkerchief and patted him on the chest: "Brother Lian, don't be angry, maybe it's a cat from somewhere. If this table of dishes is messed up, I’ll make another one for you.” Yang Lianting waved him away and said, “The garden I built for you can’t even fly in. Why are there wild cats? You don’t want to lay down for me. The cook doesn't need to make such excuses!" Dongfang Bubai rushed to his side and said aggrievedly: "Brother Lian, I'm too happy to be able to cook for you, how could I not want to." Yang Lianting snorted coldly: "Disappointing, I Don't eat." After saying that, he shook his sleeves and left, Dongfang Bubai couldn't keep him no matter how hard he tried.

Watching this scene, I was shocked, the relationship between Dongfang Bubai and Yang Lianting is exactly the same as in "Swordsman"!My heart trembled for a while, a man with heavy makeup and a burly man, no matter how you look at it, it is frightening.

Dongfang Bubai stood at the door for a long time before slowly turning around and walking to the door. I obviously didn’t see any movement from him, but the door opened, and he stood in front of me. We were very close, watching him wipe With a thick pink face, I have a cleverness in my heart.

He looked at my hands first, then raised his eyes, and then I was tapped twice under the shoulders. I felt that I could move, and subconsciously looked at my chest first. Sure enough, there were many needle holes in the clothes. The skin on my body was unscathed, still intact and smooth, I looked at my left hand again, it was okay if I didn’t look at it, but I was shocked when I saw it, the little finger of my left hand was broken!

I stared blankly at my little finger, and Dongfang Bubai in front of me asked, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

This time I really heard his voice, his voice was a bit high-pitched, as if he was speaking under his throat, it really seemed like he was singing an opera.At this moment, I suddenly remembered a passage Dongfang Bubai said in "Swordsman"——

"It's just that I've always envied you (Ren Yingying). A woman born as a woman is already a hundred times luckier than a stinky man, not to mention you are so charming and young. If I can change places with you, don't say yes I will not be the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, even the Emperor Lao Tzu."

A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind: "Madam, I didn't mean to offend, I'm really hungry..."

Dongfang Bubai interrupted me suddenly: "Madam?" At the same time, he stroked his face.

I think this trick is very effective, I plan to cater to his taste first, so as to avoid further suffering, and then wait for an opportunity to escape, I continued: "This lady..."

"Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" Dongfang Bubai said suddenly, "You clearly know that I'm a man." His tone was indifferent, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry.

The author has something to say: The outline of the story has been decided, so I promise not to cheat! ! !Little cuties come and watch~