cannibal chief to fast

For the sake of his daughter-in-law, the patriarch has since changed to eating normal food, such as various meats, vegetables and fruits, starchy food... and all kinds of snacks that Xiao Furong likes.

In short, anything that can be stuffed into the mouth of a normal person can also be stuffed into the mouth of this cannibal patriarch.

In the beginning, adapting to human food was indeed a torment, and the patriarch couldn't adapt in every possible way.

But true love is invincible, he gradually got used to it, and loves the house and the bird, and he eats what little Furong likes to eat.

Except onions.

That thing is rubbish in his eyes.

Of course, when the daughter-in-law wants to eat onions, he still has to eat them, cut them while crying, and serve them to the dinner table when they are ready.

Affectionate patriarch, because he loves to eat garbage.

Patriarch: (;′??Д??`) My daughter-in-law is not picky eaters, so I can’t be picky eaters... Woo~

On the day of the wedding banquet, there is a big banquet.

The clansmen looked at the abundant nine large gui on the table, each of them hesitated to move their chopsticks, the expressions on their faces were as ugly as if they had been fed shit, and those who didn't know thought they were here to attend the memorial service.

The clansmen looked at each other: ˊ(′～‵”)ˊ?? This...

The patriarch's face was filled with the joy of being the groom's official: ヾ(o???)? "Eat, everyone move your chopsticks! Let's eat together happily!"

Everyone looked miserable, but they all paid their share of money. Originally, they imagined that there should be all kinds of fresh corpses displayed in front of them, with a tangy aroma.

But now-

Lotus seeds in syrup, stewed seafood, pipa prawns, shellfish spring rolls, flower kernel jujube soup, steamed grouper, Dongpo elbow, pickled pork with preserved vegetables, cold salad...

What the hell are these? !

Those who didn't know thought they went to the wrong place, and went to a wedding scene of an ordinary human race...

The clansmen lamented one after another: (╯_╰) I didn’t expect the patriarch to be in such a situation, and he couldn’t even have a ostentation on the wedding day, so he could only eat these nondescript things?

The patriarch and little Furong were very happy: ヾ(*′▽'*)? "Eat, eat, whatever you want! Tonight, you must enjoy yourself!"

In the end, in order to save face for the couple, the guests present at the wedding ceremony were forced to eat a few mouthfuls of the food to show their respect for the couple.

When I went back that night, there was no suspense, and everyone had diarrhea at the same time...

The head of the patriarch is newly married Yan Er, refreshed, and every night with the head's wife, it's so happy and carefree~

When the master is in a good mood, he will naturally benefit from being a subordinate.

How to say?

The patriarch is in love, and soaking in the pink bubbles makes him feel better every day. Everyone is very pleasing to the eye, and the old counselor who serves by him naturally benefits a lot.

No, it is a lot of benefits.

The amount of rewards he has recently received has increased exponentially, and more households have been handed over to his wife. The old couple are living a prosperous life.

In this love affair, the old counselor may become the biggest winner.

The old counselor: (?′灬`?) The old man is happy~

But he is not a useless minister who is deceived for a little money, and the most important thing has not been forgotten——

The cannibal leader has signs of developing on the path of Lord Chaohun.

The old counselor was very worried about this: (′-灬-') It’s not going to work if the sauce goes down...

He reminded the patriarch earnestly: "Patriarch, you are in love with your own food, so... you have broken the precept. Things that are against the destiny, you can't do it!"

The patriarch snorted: "Why can't this be done?"

The man was unhappy, he felt that the old counselor's words were very unpleasant: (￣～￣;) Kou Hang!

The old counselor tirelessly taught the man who was dazzled by love: "Patriarch, you are treasonous. Haven't you thought about our tribe? You can't be willing to become a ruined tribe just for the word 'love'." The fatuous leader who defeated the ancestors! Never, never!"

The old counselor was heartbroken, and a few white hairs appeared on his head.

The patriarch listened with a serious face, smoking a cigarette and thinking hard.

After a while, he slowly opened his mouth: "Actually, the patriarch has already thought about it. It's time for our cannibals to change the customs that have been passed down for hundreds of years." It's gone."

The old counselor was astonished: "W-what do you mean??? Patriarch, you...don't scare me! The old man is easy to have a heart attack if he is not scared at his age. My wife can't be a widow! Don't tell me These words..."

The patriarch said with a serious face: "It's the 21st century now, and social civilization has developed to the point where we are today. We have to keep up with our thinking. Are we still stuck in the age of ruthlessness and blood drinking? We can't be stubborn? So, in the future...don't eat People, let’s change to something to eat!”

The old strategist:! ! Σ(っ°Д°;) っ? !Did you hear me right? ! !

The old man couldn't bear the stimulation and almost fainted. He asked timidly, "Then...if we don't eat people, what should we eat? Air?"

The patriarch had already made plans, he said: "Eat rice! Eat vegetables, eat chicken, beef, sheep, pigs and fish like ordinary humans. In fact, I think tigers, lions, ostriches and the like can also be tried, but they seem If you seldom eat it, then let’s not eat those for now.”

After thinking about it, the patriarch added: "Oh! I almost forgot to mention that the ice cream is delicious too! Little Furong and I only ate a box last night!"

Patriarch: o(>ω<)o I’m hungry again~

The old counselor's eyes went dark, and he fainted on the ground with a "plop", and was sent to the hospital by the patriarch for rescue...

The old counselor understood correctly, the patriarch wanted to completely change the cannibalism that had been passed down for thousands of years in the clan for the sake of little Furong.

This generation of cannibals will witness a major reform in the family's survival plan and sustainable development, which can be said to shake the cannibal world. .

This is an era of change!

From that day on, Nangel, as a pioneer of reform, began to popularize human food in the clan.

There is something called vegetarian meat in human food, which uses soy products instead of meat. Inspired by this, he decided to encourage the tribe to use pork, beef, mutton, chicken and fish instead of human meat.

Whether it is to satisfy hunger or to survive, it can be replaced by human food, which not only has more varieties, but also has more varied tastes.

Cooking can be promoted as a national entertainment project. Many tribesmen are very interested in it, and even signed up for cooking classes for ordinary humans.

Among them, it must be mentioned that the patriarch invested a lot of money in the popularization of "ice cream" and set up the first ice cream company in the clan.

Because ice cream, a cold and sweet thing, is a food that the patriarch personally likes very much. Of course, the main reason is that his wife loves to eat it.

Money really does whatever it wants.

The patriarch is much more handsome than those male stars. In order to vigorously promote this delicacy, he even took the initiative to shoot an advertisement for the ice cream company.

In the ad, the man holds a white vanilla ice cream, licks it evilly, then blinks, and gives a shiny wink, tsk tsk tsk, not only the food is attractive, but this man is even more attractive.

Patriarch: ?(???)? Oh!

It's just that Little Furong is a little dissatisfied: (?_?) Isn't my husband selling out his lust?Has he worked so hard to support my family?woo woo woo woo...

As soon as the ad was broadcast, the sales of ice cream rose like a rocket, and the money flowed in.

Of course, the road to reform is not without obstacles. The tribe members also opposed these measures of the patriarch at the beginning.

Especially some old guys who are old, conservative in thinking, unwilling to adapt, expressed fierce opposition to the patriarch's reform, extremely opposed.

Some even talked about deposing the patriarch.

A stubborn elder expressed his firm opposition, and the old man was so angry that his beard turned up, "You, you, you are going to exterminate the family! Nangel, you forget your ancestors and mess up the cannibals. You are going to become a sinner through the ages." !"

The elder was furious: (╯#-dish-)╯No!I say no, no!

The patriarch sitting on the sofa was very calm, with the demeanor of an emperor who would not change his face when the mountain collapsed in front of him.

Patriarch: (?д?.) What's the noise? It makes my ears buzz.

There is a reason why he is calm, because——

All the rebellious emotions of the tribe disappeared after they took the first bite of ice cream.

Clan member A who originally opposed: You are right, patriarch! !How come there is such a delicious thing? !

Clan B who was originally dissatisfied: Nima, you just have to keep pace with the times.Eat human flesh, eat ice cream!

Clan member C who was originally furious: Whoever dares to disobey the patriarch in the future means to oppose me, C, someone!

A lot of things like this can be summed up as: (′?ω?`) really fragrant.jpg

From then on, like so many fairy tales or happy imaginations, the sweet patriarch couple, with a large group of their clansmen, finally lived a non-perverted life... no, they are normal people life.

Since that year, the local bizarre death rate and missing population rate have dropped significantly, and the average life expectancy of prisoners in the prison has also increased significantly. No one knows why, the reason for the change in this data...

It is still a mystery.

The author says:

This little fuzzy article is finally over hahaha~ I originally wanted to write an outline because I thought the kaomoji was cute, but I didn’t expect it to be [-] words......