cannibal chief to fast

Cannibalism is a tradition of the cannibals. For thousands of years, the cannibals have spread all over the world. Generations of people have survived by cannibalism, and this group has been able to reproduce until now.

In the 21st century, a certain cannibal grows up and hides in the city, hiding in a modern city full of high-rise buildings, oblivious to everyone.

He is like an extremely dangerous hunter. During the day, he uses his identity as an ordinary person as a disguise, and he is no different from ordinary people; Swallowed food.

One day, the cannibal chief committed a crime.

The man is on the verge of middle age, and his body functions are beginning to decline. He must start to maintain his health. He has eaten too much junk food recently, and he is a little tired and panicked.

The so-called "junk food" refers to those serial murderers, domestic abusers, drug traffickers and arsonists. He ate a dozen in the past few days, which caused too much toxins to accumulate in his body.

Therefore, he wants to change the taste, so as to clear the stomach and detoxify.

The old counselor in the family who advised him said, "Patriarch, how about I find you some vegetables to eat? I heard that modern people have a thing called 'salad', which is stuffed with a pile of green grass. In the stomach, you can keep healthy."

"Eating grass? What's the difference between that and a cow?" The patriarch waved his hands again and again, his two handsome eyebrows furrowed slightly, and he said seriously: "We are noble cannibals, and cannibals must eat people. How can we eat other things? ? Not to mention digging grass to eat."

If this path doesn't work, then find another path.The old counselor was very witty. He stroked his beard that didn't exist, and said, "Then... find a vegetative person?"

"Vegetable?" The patriarch had never heard of it.

The old counselor nodded, and showed the patriarch the information about "eating a vegetarian diet" on the webpage, "Yes, eating some vegetarian food and fasting for a period of time is good for your health. The information on the Internet should not lie."

The patriarch lamented that the counselor was young but infinitely wise, and praised: "Okay, as you said, try the whole vegetable."

The macho cannibal patriarch with a handsome appearance and a tall and straight appearance is now like a three-year-old child who is about to find candy, rubbing his little hands expectantly, his bling-bling star eyes lit up with excitement.

Patriarch: ?(???????)? There are new delicious food!

That night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and the crow circled the tree three times.

The cannibal leader and the old counselor sneaked into the interior of a certain hospital in the city to look for food.

The patriarch put on a stolen white coat and a mask to cover his face, pretending to be a doctor on duty.And the old counselor put on a white hat and disguised himself as a boss... no, he disguised himself as a nurse.

The two of them patrolled more than a dozen wards, screening the targets one by one, but unfortunately they didn't find a suitable prey.

The patriarch is always indecisive, no matter how he chooses, he is not suitable, like an old woman shopping in the vegetable market, talking non-stop——

"You see he has only been in a coma for two years, maybe there is still a possibility of waking up?"

"Damn, this meat is too dry, dry, and the taste should not be good."

"Dug, this one has body odor! Can you do it for you?!"

"This is still a little girl! How old is she? The flower of the motherland! How can I bear it?"

"This old man is only a few days old, let her die well..."

The old counselor was very tired about this, as tired as shopping for clothes with his wife, the patriarch picked and picked and found nothing to his liking, isn't this a waste of work?

The old counselor persuaded: "Patriarch, you have to hurry up, don't be too picky, it's almost dawn, and it's time for someone to come later. Don't be too kind to a woman."

The patriarch was stubborn, with a fierce expression on his face, and he snorted viciously: "Do you think I am a soft-hearted person? My patriarch kills people without blinking an eye. I just, just have high-quality requirements for food."

The old counselor nodded in agreement.I thought, pretend to be your mother.

When he came to the last ward, the patriarch saw a young man with thin skin and tender flesh - "Bed No. [-]".

He tiptoed over, picked up the medical records beside the bed and looked at them.

I can't understand, I can't understand the self-contained text of the medical profession.

The old counselor took the notebook and read: "The function of the cerebral cortex is severely damaged, the patient is in an irreversible deep coma, and loses consciousness..."

The patriarch lamented: This "Bed No. [-]" has been in a coma for almost eight years, and it seems that he has no chance to wake up.

He stood by the side for a long time, looking at this boy lying quietly on the bed, with a pale and delicate face, a thin and soft body, he seemed to have no business, but he looked like a man who had been sleeping for thousands of years. The long sleeping beauty.

looks very tasty.

The patriarch swallowed: ?υ?... Think again!

Afterwards, the patriarch and the old counselor continued to investigate for half a month, and found that no one came to visit the "second bed", only the doctors and nurses who came to make rounds on a daily basis would take care of him.

"Oh, God, this boy must have been abandoned. His family only sent money to the hospital, but they refused to come and see him." The patriarch said with sympathy, "It must be that 'Bed No. [-]' survived in the world." , probably meaningless."

This statement is a hint of madness.

The old counselor with first-class eyesight could understand immediately, he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and echoed his master's thoughts: "It's been eight years, I can't wake up, patriarch, why not just let him be."

"Ahem," the patriarch suppressed the crazily raised corner of his mouth: "Since even you said that, then..."

So they stole "Bed No. [-]" back home.

The author says:

This article does not need to use common sense and common sense to think, just read it for fun. (serious face