Let it go, rainbow fart

Even if you hugged me and slept all night, the situation is still a bit grim.

The two held their breath, and neither of them paid attention to the other first, trying to overwhelm each other in the aura field very naively.

They looked like two elementary school chickens who wanted to attract each other's attention, but couldn't bear to get close...

The cold war between the couple escalated to a fever pitch, and the big room was as cold as snow in February.

On average, every 10 minutes, there will be two male voices——

"Humph."

"cut."

Jujube: "Wow!"

Another night of loneliness and loneliness passed, and today was the fifth day that they slept in separate beds.

Qiao Shuran didn't have the nourishment of love, didn't produce rainbow farts, and felt that the world was gloomy.

This codewriter was struggling, and suddenly had the dark idea of ​​giving all the scripts a BE. It turns out that quarrels can easily lead to abnormalities.

As for Ning Han, he was calm on the surface, but he was scratching his heart and lungs on the inside. He could only look at but not touch such a big Qiao Shuran at home, and he was almost desperate.

Every time he said "hmph" without emotion, his heart was full of barrages--

"My wife still ignores me, what should I do...?"

"Otherwise I'll admit my mistake?"

"I'll buy whatever Shu Ran likes..."

"A daily question, can I share the bed with Shu Ran tonight?"

"Maybe I can give Shu Ran a rainbow fart? But how?"

"Ah... miss my wife's rainbow fart..."

Finally, he couldn't take it anymore!

That night, he shared a piece of health information in the family group——

"Read the common sense of health care every day: a breakdown of the top ten hazards of skipping breakfast! 1. Damage to the digestive system. Skipping breakfast will make..."

This piece of information seems ordinary, but actually contains Ning Han's complicated psychological activities and deep scheming.

Hint, hint madly.

Originally, Qiao Shuran was the breakfast contractor of this family. He prepared breakfast for Ning Han in different ways every day, including various toasts, fruit and milk, steamed buns, soy milk and fried dough sticks, Chinese and Western styles in rotation.

But since the quarrel, all this is gone...

Qiao Shuran was so angry that she hadn't cooked Ning Han's breakfast for five consecutive days.

This incident tells us that even a big star with a lot of money may be reduced to only drinking cold white for breakfast every day because of offending his wife...

With an idea, Ning Han forwarded this health-preserving information to the group, and released the line to catch Qiao Shuran.

The inner meaning is: I haven't eaten a proper breakfast for five days, what should I do if I am prematurely aging?What if I die?Don't you feel bad?Qiao Shuran, you are so cruel...

Five minutes after the message was sent, the group was full of excitement——

Dad Joe: "[Great] [Great] In addition to that, you need to exercise more!"

Mother Qiao: "You young people should pay attention to your health, don't always have irregular meals"

Mama Ning: "[I wish you good health.jpg]"

Mother Qiao: "Do you want to play cards together this week? @宁汉妈妈"

Mama Ning: "Okay, let's dance together at night"

Mama Ning: "[Friends walk together for a lifetime.jpg]"

Joe's father: "You good sisters, don't pay attention to me, an old man [great]"

Elders, let's go... I quickly uploaded Ning Han's news, and the health-preserving information disappeared without a trace.

Ning Han: "..."

From the beginning to the end, Qiao Shuran did not float his head over. He kept diving and observing in secret.

He had already seen that message from Ning Han, who else could understand Ning Han better than him?

"Oh, it's really..." Qiao Shuran was angry and funny, and rolled on the bed, thinking that his old Gong was really cute no matter how he looked.

How can you still get angry? !It's too late to hold people in the palm of your hand!Not to mention a breakfast, I will make you all the nine big gui for the Manchu banquet!

Want to eat flat peaches?I will pick it for you!Want to eat dragon meat?I'm going to slay the dragon!Want to eat pandas?No, this is a crime...

The next morning, when Ning Han opened his eyes against the sun, he smelled a familiar and friendly scent of butter.

Ning Han's eyes lit up instantly, ah!It's scrambled eggs with butter!

Butter scrambled eggs, this is Qiao Shuran's specialty breakfast, only this one, no other branch, real ingredients, no deception.

Qiao Shuran got up earlier today, turned into a New Oriental chef, and made breakfast for Ning Han.

Rich butter and sweet milk are mixed together, pour in the stirred egg liquid, stir fry and stir fry again, and a tender and delicious buttered egg is produced.

As the saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture a man's stomach.Qiao Shuran's best butter omelet is a temptation that Ning Han can't refuse even when he is on a diet.

Qiao Shuran put the freshly baked scrambled eggs with butter on the dining table, glanced at Ning Han, and saw that Ning Han had already sat up from the sofa.

The man in the apron coughed awkwardly: "Are you awake?"

"Mmm," Ning Han burst into tears when he smelled the mouth-watering fragrance.

Qiao Shuran put two plates and two sets of knives and forks on the table, and just put a wooden sign on the table that said——

"Come over for breakfast."

Ning Han's big eyes like glass beads were shining, and he cast a grateful gaze on Qiao Shuran, full of surprise and eager love.

finally!Here's your chance!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh my wife is coaxing me! ! !We are going to make up! ! !Ahhhhhh I'm coming! ! !I'm going to brush my teeth, wash my face and shave my beard right away! ! !Then Shuran, let's have breakfast together! ! !After eating, hug and hold high! ! !

At this holy moment, Ning Han stood up firmly from the sofa, but the next second...

he.smoke.ribs.up.

I slept in a bad posture last night and kept curling my legs up on the sofa. When I woke up this morning, I suffered from calf cramps.

His whole right leg was numb and painful, and every time he moved, he felt like being sawed by a chainsaw. The pain caused Ning Han to lie on his side on the sofa, unable to move.

However, in Qiao Shuran's eyes, Ning Han was acting as "the one who is loved is confident". He sat proudly in the living room on a hunger strike, and did not move for a long time.

Is this... a show?Qiao Shuran couldn't believe it, and was furious again.

I have already given way to him, yet he is still playing with his temper?Even buttered eggs are not sincere enough?Don't even want to share a breakfast?The baby is sad.

unacceptable!

Here, Ning Han is struggling with the severe pain of cramps, he can't stand up like Mengmeng.

The man's vocal cords trembled from the pain, he and Qiao Shuran separated a living room, and made a weak voice, "Shuran, my leg is throbbing—"

"Would you like to eat or not!" Qiao Shuran got up from the dining table, untied her apron and threw it on the chair, said coldly.

Ning Han: "..."

I eat what I eat!Ahhhhh no no I'm about to get up! ! !Let's have breakfast together! ! !

He forcibly broke his leg, the pain was so painful that physical tears came out, just to chase his wife.

"I—" Ning Han limped and ran over.

"Bang—" Qiao Shuran angrily closed the door and left.

Ning Han: "..." Hey~

The man looked at the closed door, sat on the ground in grief, groaned for a while, and then dragged his cramped leg towards the dining table, moving and moving, like an extremely miserable but disabled man. Strong widower.

There is a man at the table, he was once a famous film king, he once had a precious and infinite love.

But now, he can only be alone, poking a buttered egg into his mouth in a very lonely way, chewing mechanically...

The author says:

Reconciled soon (after all, the author is afraid of being dark shark