Let it go, rainbow fart

The empty wine bottles and empty wine glasses in front of them were thrown all over the table.

Ning Han, who was drunk, whispered in Qiao Shuran's ear, "Can you praise me?"

Qiao Shuran: "..."

After the sudden throbbing in his heart, he looked at the man in front of him with an expression of disbelief, as if admiring a strange thing.

Gangzhen, he has seen people who tell the truth after drinking and want to pull people to cry, have seen people who swear and bite people everywhere after drinking, and have seen people sleeping on the side of the street paralyzed into a pool of mud...

But it was the first time Qiao Shuran saw someone who was cute after drinking.

Extremely tired, he sighed heavily: Ning Han is really drunk.

Seeing Qiao Shuran staring at him without saying a word, the delirious Ning Han thought that the other party refused to praise him, so he let out a muffled "woo hoo" sound from his chest and throat as if he was angry.

Like an old machine that has been in disrepair for a long time, it makes a loud noise.

Qiao Shuran: "..." Which one is this? ?

He responded casually, "Brother Ning Han, how old are you and you still need to be praised? Do you have to post a little red flower for you?"

Ning Han, who was drunk, was actually quite clever. He could hear that the response was extremely perfunctory, so he didn't stop moaning, but raised his voice a little bit.

Qiao Shuran looked angrily at Ning Han's self-willed temper, "Brother, I can resonate with you even if I find a dolphin."

Ning Han got over the quiet period before, gained strength and a little thinking ability, and started to be annoying like a naughty child.

Qiao Shuran was afraid that Ning Han would hurt his throat, so he comforted him carefully, "Okay, okay, I'll praise you, can't I praise you?"

Well, the loved one is always fearless.

Qiao Shuran: "You are great, you are awesome, you are the best!"

Ning Han: "..."

He frowned slightly, as if he was dissatisfied, as if he was playing a rogue, he pursed his delicate and slightly moist lips, sullen.

Qiao Shuran gasped, Ning Han turned out to be a coquettish young man!

He really wanted to take a picture with his mobile phone and keep it as a treasure, watching it [-] times a day.

"Then how do you want me to boast?" Qiao Shuran was helpless, unable to laugh or cry: "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth? Are you the Fangfei of the world? Are you the Nine Layered Immortal in the sky?"

These words seemed to press Ning Han's switch to change his expression, and that bit of anger disappeared, and it became a joy that slowly bloomed.

His eyes lit up with stars, as if they were covered with finely shimmering diamonds.

Hell, who doesn't like diamonds?Still a diamond in the eyes of a beautiful man.

Qiao Shuran suddenly felt a little funny, so this gentleman, you like listening to rainbow farts, you should have said it earlier.Brother, so what if I blow up a rainbow country all over the sky for you?

You can do as you like.

At the same time, he was a little disappointed. If Ning Han liked to listen to Rainbow Fart, he would definitely like his Weibo very much, right?

But the most urgent thing is to coax the other party well. Qiao Shuran thought about it, isn't it just creating on the spot?Looking at such a fairy face, what can't be boasted about?A [-]-word rainbow fart paper can be conjured up.

So Qiao Shuran solemnly announced, "This rainbow fart tenth-level scholar is about to boast, please sit down and listen carefully."

The drunk Ning Han, who had been dazed for a long time, was very cooperative at this time. He really sat upright and nodded quietly and seriously.

So Qiao Shuran looked into his eyes, filled his heart with sincerity, and said:

"You are the flowers blooming from tree to tree after the beginning of spring, all over the mountains and plains, full of colorful flowers and flowers, filling my heart, making people have nowhere to express the spring spirit."

"You are the wind and snow in the north, and the flowing water in the south. When I look back at you, I can appreciate the words "suddenly like a spring breeze overnight" in the poem, and "the river is as green as blue when spring comes" in the poem.

"You are a star in the vast universe. I look at you from a distance in the astronomical mirror, travel through thousands of light years, and eagerly capture the brilliance you emit."

"You are the white horse passing through the gaps in the annual rings, and the stars moving in the sundial. You remind me of the past time and hope that the future will be like light."

"You are the moon under the sea, you are the sweetheart, you are a dream, you are a mirage, and you are a dream that this prosperous world gave me."

"..."

In this way, during these two hours, Qiao Shuran praised Ning Han in a thousand different ways.

All the words and phrases that can be used to modify, all the nouns that can show exaggerated momentum, all the coquettish words that can describe the beauty of this world, are all used by him on Ning Han.

He was eloquent, like a Victoria's Secret show with rainbow farts, Hua Xingqiuyue and the golden light, the sun and the moon shining together and the stars shining brightly.

And as the audience under the catwalk——Mr. Ning Han, the more Qiao Shuran praised him, the happier he was, and the more he praised him, the prettier his smile.

Ning Han, who is handsome and handsome on weekdays, is now like a spoiled and proud princess, with big bright eyes and long and thin eyelashes trembling slightly, like two small fans that flutter.

Qiao Shuran, who was talking dry-mouthed, had exhausted his physical strength and turned on a red light. Looking at Ning Han, who was getting happier the more he listened, he smiled wryly, "Isn't that enough? Come again?"

He looked at this cute smiling angel Samoyed, and really wanted to take it home and raise it in captivity, feed him candy every day, and rub pink love hearts for him to take a bath.

Ning Han was praised so lightly, he shook his head and nodded, his eyes looked at him with a smile, and his pupils seemed to be filled with highlighters: praise me, praise me~

If someone looks at you with such eyes, I'm afraid that the Antarctic iceberg will have to show him the melting, right?

Anyway, Qiao Shuran was so itchy to be watched, a swan's feather swept across his heart lightly, as if there was nothing, and in the end, he could only be willing to lose.

"Okay, I surrender," Qiao Shuran raised the white flag, he looked at Ning Han helplessly, and said with a smile, "It's all up to you."

"Your eyes are as bright as bright stars, filled with all the beauty bestowed by God, and filled with stars and galaxies. They are the most beautiful pair in my world."

Qiao Shuran stretched out her hand like a ghost, and slowly touched Ning Han's eyebrows and eyelids, carefully scanning the outline of those bright eyes.

Ning Han seemed to feel a *itch*crisp*itch, and his eyelashes could not stop trembling slightly, shaking off the starlight.

"You have a deer-like nose. Only the noblest and rarest butterflies in the world are worthy of stopping on it. People say that the nose is the head of the five senses. No wonder the little brother is so attractive at first glance. It turns out that the nose is the credit."

Qiao Shuran's fingertips lightly slid across Ning Han's tall nose bridge, slid over the smoothly curved hump, drew an invisible line from the center of the eyebrows to the tip of the nose, and then gently tapped the tip of the nose lovingly.

Ning Han was taken aback for a moment, then shrank back shyly.

"You have a small mouth, red lips smiling, what kind of beautiful red rose? Probably the little prince in the fairy tale will forget his flower, the world wants to kiss such a beautiful flower Bar."

Qiao Shuran's fingertips were like a flying bird flying across the water, caressing the moist and slightly transparent lips of the other party, it was really soft.

Ning Han raised his hand, held the index finger on his lips, and looked straight at Qiao Shuran, until Qiao Shuran's face gradually turned red.

Those rainbow farts entered Ning Han's heart, and turned around softly, as if they had become the words he used to describe the person in front of him.

He looked into Qiao Shuran's eyes, which were also the bright Milky Way full of stars, and he was immersed in it after just one glance.

He looked at Qiao Shuran's nose, it was as delicate and small as a deer and like an elf, it would do anything to make him fall in love with him and ruin his family.

He looked at Qiao Shuran's lips, it was also a beautiful red rose, everyone in the world wanted to kiss such a rose.

Kiss...yes, kisses.

Ning Han, who was full of drunkenness, leaned forward, covered his lips like a dragonfly, and kissed the rose lightly.

Qiao Shuran: "..."

Qiao Shuran: "!!!"

Qiao Shuran's pupils constricted instantly, her throat tightened, her whole body exploded violently with a "bang" from the face close at hand, the breath on her face, and the soft touch of her lips.

what happened? !

Qiao Shuran, who was slow to react, bounced off the chair like a rubber ball, retreated dozens of steps, and subconsciously wanted to stay away from Ning Han by at least [-] kilometers.

what is he doing !What did I do? !

He kissed me? !I was kissed by him? !

Qiao Shuran was leaning on the door frame of the private room, his fingers were about to grab the doorknob to get five bloody fingerprints, his mind was struck by thunder from the sky, and the whole world was scorched and turned into ashes.

Did I touch Ning Han's lips? !Kiss, have you kissed? !

I actually kissed my male god? !No, no, my male god actually kissed me? !

Qiao Shuran, who realized this, was like a puppet, a stone statue, or an ice sculpture, rigidly stuck in place, with his mind spinning and a volcano erupting in his heart.

What kind of bewildered and confused thing is this? !

What kind of drunken dizziness is this? !

Qiao Shuran, who was startled by the sudden kiss just now, was trembling and her feet were weak, her heart was about to explode.

He hid outside the box door, not daring to go in, not daring to face Ning Han.

how come……?How could this be……?

So is this Ning Han taking advantage of me, or am I taking advantage of Ning Han?

Although Ning Han took the initiative to kiss me, but he was drunk, it was me who made the first move!Am I taking advantage of idol's danger?

Shock!The man actually did such a thing to the drunk male god in the middle of the night? !

The more Qiao Shuran thought about it, the more flustered he became, and the more he thought about it, the more blank his mind became. He was powerless and slumped against the wall, and he didn't recover for a long time. He needed time to digest.

So will Ning Han break up after waking up?It's better to cut it off... otherwise it would be so embarrassing.

What kind of biscuit am I, how can I easily offend the holy lips of the male god?

What is a male god?The male god is a lotus in the water, a fairy in the sky, and he can only be seen from a distance but not played with.

And what did I do?I'm like a filthy, filthy snake and sloppy monster, bewitching a pure, flawless, noble and holy male god to let him kiss me.

Qiao Shuran, Qiao Shuran, why don't you know how to measure?Thousands of lemons will chop me into mud to sacrifice to heaven...

No, no, think about the problem rationally, this is not just an accident caused by me alone, although I am the root cause, Ning Han can also be regarded as the direct cause.

Sober up!calm down!

But what's the matter with this non-stop nervousness?What's with the pink bubbles that keep popping out?

It's so wrong, this feeling is so wrong...

Like this, Qiao Shuran sat in the corridor for a full hour with his messy head on his head. He didn't go in or leave, but just silently guarded the door.

Until Wang Tao arrived in a hurry.

"I'm sorry, I've been waiting for Mr. Qiao for a long time," Wang Tao apologized repeatedly. "The two hours we agreed on, now it's almost three hours. I blame those big bosses, drinking and eating, and chatting endlessly..."

"It's okay," Qiao Shuran said with a weak smile after the three souls disappeared, "Ning Han is inside, very drunk, you should go and see him."

"Hey, okay," Wang Tao rushed in to look for Ning Han.

Qiao Shuran followed Wang Tao inside in a panic, and saw that Ning Han had fallen asleep on the table.

He was actually a little lucky, if Ning Han was sober and talked about what happened just now, it would be so embarrassing.

Seeing the drunken Ning Han being carried away by Wang Tao, Qiao Shuran moved his fingertips hanging by his side. He imagined that he was Harry Potter with a magic wand in his hand, and cast a spell on Ning Han's back , silently recited the mantra:

"Forget it, forget it, Ning Han, Ning Han, please forget it..."

The author says:

Suddenly, I realized that as I was writing, Gong was written as a soft and cute little publicity, and Shou was written as a domineering boy...