"Seven Short Stories"

That year when Heng Jia went to the underworld, he was specially picked up by Ran Lang.It's not that he never went to the mortal world to find Ran Lang, but he didn't go there with his original appearance as a fairy, but changed many appearances.As an ignorant child, I asked Ran Lang for food, and found that he was very kind.Approaching her as a woman, I found that he was very serious and unmoved by women.Provoked him as a beggar, and found that although he hated dirt, he had a soft conscience and gave him money, food and clothes.I also prayed to him as a dying patient, and found that he would help in the best way possible.

This person is very nice!

Heng Jia originally wanted to repay his Yang Qi's kindness. At that time, Ran Lang was the prime minister of the dynasty, with full clothing and wealth, and a lifetime of honor.Heng Jia wants to repay him and has nothing to give him, so he can just walk around the world and change various identities, and have an intersection with him, which is right to tease him.Slowly he found that he had left an indelible shadow in Ran Lang's heart.Ran Lang painted many portraits of himself wearing tattered clothes in the dilapidated Town God's Temple.But when he finished painting, he rubbed it to pieces, shook his head, and said that his painting didn't look like it.

But Hengga saw that he drew and threw away tens of thousands of pictures, each of which was very similar to himself.At first, he thought that this guy might not remember his own appearance clearly, so he always felt that the painting didn't look like it.

But then he found out.Ran Lang always said that his paintings didn't look alike, because he felt that he couldn't draw his own smile.

He heard him chanting, saying: "Your smile moved me uncontrollably, but I will never see you again, and I can't describe your smile."

This sentence made Heng Jia feel a little grateful in his heart.

He has no believers, his temple is in that place where no bird shit, and no one may even know what he does as a god.It's nice to suddenly have someone who thinks about himself all the time.

What does he do in Chenghuang Temple?It is to protect the safety of one side of the city.But he also has another identity, he was demoted, because he was too casual and unrestrained, after he was promoted, he let his own temper everywhere and didn't obey the management, so he was kicked down by the Jade Emperor.But because of his excellent character, he didn't want him to waste the immortal life, so the Jade Emperor took the body of the reigning emperor and built him a temple in the wilderness, where he could meditate and meditate on his own past.

Meditate on yourself?

How could it be possible, Heng Jia is a person who can't stand loneliness, he almost molested all the creatures around him.As a result, all the creatures around his Town God's Temple, except for cockroaches and mice, which he had not provoked, were removed, and there was not one left.

It's over now, what should I do, how boring I am alone?Then rob the birds flying in the sky, the stray cats and dogs passing by occasionally, and even the passers-by who rarely pass by.The stalker borrowed their energy from them.Improve his zhenqi condensation, so that he can break through the seal of this temple and walk farther.Otherwise, if he can't get out of the ten miles around the temple, he will be sucked back.

Having said that, although he didn't meet many people and forcibly borrowed Yang Qi, he would erase the memories of mortals in time, and would give them some longevity or wealth in return.

Only when he was with Ran Lang, he found that this guy's yang energy was so positive that he didn't want it, so he couldn't help borrowing more.It directly made people dizzy.Out of guilt, Heng Gadu gave him some divine power, which should be regarded as a little kindness.Then he found that the seal of the temple was useless to him, and could not trap him.When he was so happy, he forgot to erase Ran Lang's memory, and ran to play by himself.

At that time, just as the Heavenly Court was in trouble, the Jade Emperor was hijacked, and at a critical moment, Heng Jia, a guy who drank too much, burped, threw the jug casually, and smashed it on the head of the person who hijacked the Jade Emperor. Chance, grab the man, and finish it on the spot.

The Jade Emperor not only didn't punish him to break through the seal with mortal yang energy, but also granted him the title of Changlai Immortal Sovereign who is not controlled by heaven and earth and can roam freely.And put those immortals who cultivated freely into immortals under his management.

Freedom is right for him, but he is not interested in managing gods.

We all know that one day in the sky is one year on earth.Heng Jia finally accepted the cumbersome ceremony in the heavenly court, thinking of erasing the bright memories of the mortal world, and repaying the favor by the way.Five full years have passed in this mortal world.

Before Hengga had time to erase Ranlang's memory, he found that he couldn't forget himself. Out of curiosity, he began to tease Ranlang with changing appearances that he never tired of doing.In the process, he was moved by his deep affection for himself.

Later, Ranlang became ill with lovesickness and died.Hengga originally thought that he had his own divine power in his body, and he should be able to enter the immortal way after death.On the day he died, Heng Jia was beside him, thinking about taking him back to the fairy mountain bestowed by the Jade Emperor——Yuhua Mountain to continue flirting with him.But I didn't expect that guy to be too obsessed with himself, and with the idea that he must never forget himself, he went to the underworld.Henga is a fairy and he is a soul. When he just died, Ranlang couldn't see Henga at all.So Hengga has no way to bring it back to Yuhua Mountain.

Trick, isn't this bullshit?

Since I went to the underworld, I can only wait for him to reincarnate and reincarnate, Heng Jia thought, I casually said that I would give you the glory of the third life in the Temple of the City God, so let's do it, after all, the yang energy in this life has given him Feeling like I'm not enough.In fact, he didn't return it at all, just teased him with a different identity.

So he went to the underworld, explained a few words to Emperor Hades, arranged for his next life better, and gave him all the wealth and glory that ordinary people can enjoy in his three lives.

Emperor Underworld agreed, and Heng Jia patted his ass and left.

This departure coincided with the large-scale assessment of the Heavenly Court and the change of official positions.Henga stayed in the sky for a full two hundred days, and the time in the underworld is the same as that in the mortal world. They have passed 200 years.

When he took the time to look at Ran Lang, he found that there was no him in the mortal world, there was no him in the new gods, and there were no lonely ghosts wandering in the wild.

Um?Where did this person go?

He ran to the underworld again and asked the whereabouts of Ran Lang.

When Underworld saw his complicated smile, he also smiled in relief.

"Oh, I said Changlai Xianjun, I thought that lonely soul of Ranlang was unrequited love, but I didn't expect him to really look forward to you. Why, please help him to pick you up?"

"Ah? Take him away? Underworld Emperor, what do you mean, this guy has never moved in your territory?"

"I haven't touched it. I have been soaking in the Wangchuan River for 200 years, and I have only come out for a few days. Just to avoid drinking Mengpo soup, just to prevent you from being forgotten. I said, Changlai Xianjun, how did you put it away?" This lonely soul was seduced into such an appearance, this kind of infatuation is rare in the underworld."

"Seduction? Infatuation?" Heng Jia thought to himself, but there was nothing wrong with it, he just smiled at him and forcibly borrowed some yang energy.Who knows what happened to Ran Lang.

But in his heart, he felt that there was someone who was thinking about him so persistently, it felt really great!In addition, Ran Lang is quite good-looking.In my heart, I was grateful for his deep affection before and felt a little more joy.

"Master Hades, tell him to let him go in three months, and I'll pick him up. But don't tell him how to go yet."

"Why three months?"

"I'm just saying, maybe I'll get him away tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, just tell him three months. I didn't go around your hell last time. I plan to stay a few more days this time. ,Okay?"

"That's no problem, but which floor do you want to live on?"

"Where is Meng Po's floor?"

"level one."

"Okay, I'll go for a stroll by myself, Underworld Emperor, you are busy!"

"Yes, Immortal Changlai, walk slowly."

"Call me Hengjia, Changlai is too ugly."

"Hengjia Xianjun, go slowly."

This Heng Jia played in the underworld for five days, turning into a wild ghost from time to time to shout at Ran Lang's side, but Ran Lang didn't pay any attention.A soul has no body, no heart, and all thoughts are transparent. Heng Jia saw that his entire bright blue soul was full of longing for himself.

He was suddenly moved. When he was a human being before, there must have been people who treated him so well.It's just that it's been too long, and he can't remember who those people who are kind to him are.Later, when he became a fairy, he no longer felt what it means to be cared about and liked by others.Especially when he was trapped in the Chenghuang Temple for hundreds of years, he was lonely and lonely.He who was used to idleness all this time suddenly felt that the person in front of him who was so obsessed with him made him feel unspeakable.

It should be good to have someone by your side.

Many of the loose immortals that the Jade Emperor asked him to manage chose to form a fairy couple with congenial souls.

This fairy couple is not like the mortal world, which distinguishes between men and women.In the fairy world, as long as there is mutual affection, you can double cultivate and sleep together.

So he came up with the idea of ​​bringing this guy back to the fairy world again, and watching everywhere with him.

而后的事，就是燃朗揍了他一拳，强吻了他，还说要娶了他，再然后，把他推到了。

In order for this lonely soul to go to heaven, Heng Jia gave him thousands of years of cultivation and directly made him a fairy body.He chose to use his mouth for this method, he felt that the feeling of being kissed by Ran Lang was so good, he had soared up when he was unmarried in the mortal world, and he had never experienced what a skin-to-skin relationship is, and lips and teeth are intertwined.So he was in front of Meng Po's soup stall, next to the Wangchuan River, at the end of the Naihe Bridge, after the indescribable exercise between the two of them.He threw himself on Ranlang's body, and kissed her fiercely.The two of them kissed each other and got over their cultivation, but the kiss was so forgetful that they almost wiped themselves out.

The two had been lingering for a long time, and after they separated, Heng Jia couldn't fly anymore.

Isn't this bullshit?

And Ran Lang couldn't control the cultivation in his body, so he was in a daze.

Later, under the guidance of the weak Heng Jia, Ran Lang carried him back to Heng Jia's residence, Yuhua Mountain.

With great vigor, they married the fairy couple.

What a bang?

He himself gave almost all his cultivation to a lonely soul?Not vigorous enough?

This is definitely a big news event in the sky!

For a long time, the gods from all walks of life met each other, but they talked endlessly about the affairs of the two of them.

In Yuhua Mountain, these gods are nominally managed by Heng Jia, but in fact they are friends with him.What they love most is to start talking about the legendary love between the two of them as soon as there are new gods who have ascended.

But how could the two of them be considered as a matter of love?This can only be regarded as Ran Lang's wishful thinking, and Heng Jia was moved by his persistence, which is equivalent to a trial marriage with him.Oh no, the actual relationship happened first, and then the legal thing was done.

However, this feeling doesn't come out everywhere.In the final analysis, the matter of falling in love is also true.

"Oh, I'm really envious. There is someone who has been waiting for me for 200 years, and I am willing to just marry a fairy couple without thinking about anything."

"I'm very surprised, what does our Immortal Hengjia look like? I, a new little immortal, have never seen him. How can I let the Immortal Ranlang meet once in the Town God's Temple and never forget it?"

"You'll see later."

"You who broke through the world of mortals and ascended to immortality, how can you still be so mundane. Is it because of appearance that you like each other?"

"What the senior said is."

"However, our Xianjun Hengjia looks very outstanding, especially the way he smiles, it is very memorable!"

During the chatter, Heng Jia was held by Ran Lang, and the two walked over tenderly.

All the immortals rushed forward enthusiastically, saying congratulatory words in their mouths.

"Congratulations to Immortal Hengjia!"

"congratulations!"

"Immortal Heng Jia has really earned us a lot of face for Yuhua Mountain!"

"In the future, our Yuhua Mountain will not be controlled by the Heavenly Court, and we will stand on our own, which is really gratifying!"

It is indeed gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.Heng Jia, a very lucky fairy, accidentally saved the Jade Emperor's life again. When the Jade Emperor was happy, he made an exception so that the Yuhua Mountain where he was located no longer had to be ordered by the heavenly court, and Heng Jia could take care of it himself.This is really according to his mind, he just likes to be unrestrained, he can be as high as he wants.

300 years ago.

The moonlight is like water, shining brightly in the garden.There are tall trees with small white flowers, and the fragrance is far away, refreshing.

A man held a book in his hand, and kept nodding while reading it, with a look of approval and joy.This man was handsome, with red lips and white teeth.

This day is March [-]rd, the day when the gods in the sky can go down to the earth at will.Can change into any appearance and identity, and play freely in the mortal world.

Heng Jia and Ran Lang strolled to this courtyard, which is a relatively large academy.Heng Jia saw that the man who was studying looked good, so he deliberately ran around with Ran Lang and threw him away.He ran to tease the scholar by himself.

"Brother, what kind of book are you reading to be so engrossed?"

The scholar heard someone talking to him, put down the book, and smiled politely: "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio."

Ah, this smile is really a smile looking back at Bai Meisheng, Liugong Fendai is colorless.

Um?No, he didn't look back, and this is not the palace.In short, Heng Jia reads less and is not as knowledgeable as Ran Lang.It's nice to be able to think of a word.To put it bluntly, it's really nice to smile.

"Is Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio good-looking? I think erotic pictures are good-looking."

The scholar's smile froze, and then he rolled his eyes: "Shameless."

"Shameless? Isn't the erotic picture a picture of spring flowers blooming in the palace? Why do you think it's shameless, brother?"

There was surprise in the scholar's eyes: "Is this brother telling me a joke?"

"Do you think I look like someone who can tell jokes?" Hengga smiled brilliantly.

"Do not laugh!!"

A roar suppressed anger.

Heng Jia froze in place for a moment, with an expression of death and death on his face. Seeing the scholar staring at his side with some fear, he put on a playful smile and turned around: "Hey, hey, hey. Ran Lang, I , Uh, uh, you don’t always say that I don’t like reading, so I think this brother should have read poetry and books, and knows a lot, so he came here to discuss erotic pictures, oh no, what kind of mind is it? ?” He looked back at the scholar and asked.

The scholar became more and more frightened, and ran away after saying: "Strange Tales of Erotica!!"

"Ah? That's not the name you just said!"

Before Heng Jia could finish his sentence, Ran Lang grabbed his hand desperately and pulled him into his arms: "You molested all the fairy families in Yuhua Mountain, and I was so angry that I smoked from my seven orifices. Hook up!!"

"Hook up? I didn't, just chat normally, my Ranlang!"

"Normal? Do you chat normally? If I came a little later, I guess that person should be fascinated by your smile again. Then you want you to pretend to kiss him."

"You also know that I'm lying, why should I be so serious."

"Are you going to get another me back?"

"I don't plan to, I only have you in my heart." Heng Jia blinked her eyes, both flattering and saying from the bottom of her heart.

"Then you can give me a little peace of mind, okay!!"

"Row."

"How many times have you said this sentence? You agreed faster than anything else."

"...Then unless you take me to a place where there are no people, no immortals, no ghosts, no demons, and no one but you and me. Then I have to keep my own place."

"Okay."

"Huh??? You're not serious, are you?"

"very serious!!"

"No, then I will suffocate to death!!"

"Suffocate, and die by my side!"

"Burning!"

A desperate wail: "I'm just joking!!!!!!!"

But Ranlang did it seriously.

100 years ago.

The still water runs deep, and the schools of fish form piles.Surrounded by broad-leaved and big bamboos, looking up to see the sky, it is filled with light-colored clear light as a seal, expanding this clean place.

This place is called not going out, right not going out.This is from Heng Jia.But Ran Lang said that this place is not boring, yes it is not boring.

"Ah!!! I really regret it!!!" Heng Jia lay on the bamboo raft and shouted loudly.

A fish fell on his face.

"Hey, Ranlang, you are becoming less and less gentle with me."

Another fish fell, Heng Jia raised his hand to catch it.

"If I hadn't accidentally given you all my cultivation back then, how could I have fallen so low that I couldn't beat you, and couldn't break the seal formed by my own cultivation! How could I have stayed alone in an empty room every day!!"

"Stay alone in an empty room?"

Heng Jia smiled: "I originally planned to build Sannomiya Sixth Court."

A fierce glare.

"It's not good to talk about it. It's full of jealousy. I used to talk to people and you would eat me up."

"The way you talk to people is so different that you almost lead them to bed!"

"No, I'll only share the same bed with you in my whole life. I'm not a casual person. "

"I don't look at you, so I can't be sure."

"Ran Lang, you don't believe me!"

"It's hard to believe you."

"Humph!"

Heng Jia untied his belt with one hand and put it on his body: "I won't go to bed today, I will take care of you on this bamboo raft!"

Ran Lang was thrown down by him, turned back and looked at him affectionately: "My fishing line is broken."

"It's good that the love thread is not broken." Heng Jia smiled.

"Don't laugh, I won't be able to restrain myself."

"Then don't restrain yourself. In this place, except you and me, there is no one, no immortals, no ghosts, no demons..."

The next scene should be as romantic, beautiful, and harmonious as possible.

Alright, alright, we can go back to the present continuous tense.Who remembers what the two of them did in the first place?

Quarreling at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed.

Then what should be done?Anyway, besides having a baby, everything can be done.

That is, from then on, the princess and the prince lived happily ever after... Ah no no no.It's Heng Jia and Ran Lang who don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals, they are both mandarin ducks and immortals, and they are happy and happy with their jealousy jars...

"Finish"