【Zhou Xiang】Gravity

1.

OK.

After half a minute, Sun Xiang realized with deep regret that provoking Zhou Zekai in public was a wrong decision.

…Unless you want to be kissed by him lightning-quickly on the ear and be told in a low voice with a faint smile: "Got it" under the premise that passers-by will look over at any time.

No cosmic explosion is enough to describe Sun Xiang's mood at that moment.The only luck is that when the "sneak attack" happened, the aunt happened to turn around to talk to her family, otherwise Sun Xiang would have jumped into the river to swim and calm down.

The night breeze is "cool" enough, but that's only for ordinary people.Catching the slightly raised corners of Zhou Zekai's lips, Sun Xiang muttered to himself, "Who is afraid of someone in a small scene", and turned his head to the other side. After a long while, he still felt the hot temperature remaining on the skin of his ears.

What the hell should I do next to save Brother Xiang's precarious face?

Sun Xiang looked at the dark river and fell into a tangle.

At this moment, Zhou Zekai seemed to be able to hear his heart, and suddenly patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go, have something to eat?"

2.

On the way to the supper stall, Sun Xiang reflected on the reason why he was "resented" just now, and finally concluded that Zhou Zekai was so daring, but he killed him and refused to admit that he was too easy to coax.He never thought that if he set Zhou Zekai to "coax" himself every time, wouldn't it just prove who is the leader between the two?

Forget it, Brother Xiang, whose attention is easily diverted, doesn't need to know the truth.

At this moment, his eyesight, his stomach, have been firmly attracted by the delicacies of the supper stall.

The round octopus balls are poked and rolled on the black baking tray. The bright brown sauce makes the index finger move. The cumin squid next door is sprinkled with chili powder, which is deliberately held up by the stall owner. The temptation is full. No less than it, the most thoughtful thing is that there are vending machines everywhere in the park. When Sun Xiang was enjoying himself in the ocean of snacks, Zhou Zekai went to buy two cans of hot milk tea.

Sun Xiang stuffed the half-eaten mutton skewers into his boyfriend's mouth, took the milk tea, and took a sip: "It's comfortable."

They found a bench and sat down. Zhou Zekai opened the bag, removed the plastic wrap from the plastic bowl, and slowly drank the handmade meatball soup that Sun Xiang bought for him.

Sun Xiang leaned over to grab a ball, suddenly remembered something, and took out the phone from his pocket.

The red 999+ jumps into view.

"Oh (I) shit," Sun Xiang paused, and quickly swallowed the ball, "What time is it and you don't sleep?!"

Obviously he had no position, Sun Xiang did not know where he was justified.

Several friends in the group are smarter than the other, knowing that if you directly say "You haven't slept", you are guaranteed to be stuffed with dog food, so they changed their targets very neatly - "Happy New Year Kaishen/Brother Kai!"

Sun Xiang was a little speechless, and bumped Zhou Zekai's knee with his knee: "The group calls you."

Zhou Zekai went online, said hello, and gave out red envelopes.

There was a burst of cheers in the group.

Amidst the cheers, Lu Boyuan suddenly asked, "Where are you all celebrating the new year? Local or traveling?"

He asked casually, and Zhou Zekai replied more casually - he directly threw a photo with Sun Xiang's profile.As for the background, the upper half is the sky with fireworks blooming, the left of the middle is the radiant bridge, and the lower part is the railing of Binjiang Park, which locals are familiar with...

"What are you doing? Withdraw! Hurry up and withdraw!" Sun Xiang went crazy, he thought that his hairstyle in this photo was messy, and then the light was so normal!How can such photos that damage Brother Xiang's appearance be sent out?

"Fuck!" The group also went crazy.

Not only crazy, but full of complaints.

This photo... For a single dog, it was a nuclear bomb-level crit.The damage caused was so serious that even with the big red envelope just now, it couldn't be healed.

"The big audience!" Du Ming was extremely indignant, "The big audience, my friends!"

"Exactly!" Wu Qi followed immediately, "Can you two pay attention to the influence! Take care of my eyes?"

Sun Xiang was overjoyed, and directly typed on Zhou Zekai's mobile phone: "What did we do? We held hands? We hugged? We kissed? There is nothing, okay?"

The group was shocked and silent. After the silence, they expressed deep contempt and solemn protest against Sun Xiang's stabbing again.

Lu Boyuan: "Stop it, thank you. You have such a big hickey on your chin, what else do you want?"

3.

Lu Boyuan spoke out the aspirations of the masses, and everyone agreed: "Yes, yes, you two are going so fast that I can't stand it."

What hickey?Sun Xiang and Zhou Zekai looked at each other, were stunned for a moment, then raised their hands to touch their chins.

Then the subtle sticky feeling made him show a loveless expression.

"...Will they believe me if I explain that it's the sauce I accidentally got on a chocolate biscuit before going out?"

Zhou Zekai wanted to laugh, but wisely he didn't: "It's more difficult."

4.

The explanation will only get darker and darker.Sun Xiang understood Zhou Zekai's subtext in seconds.

He simply smashed the jar, and replied coolly: "You can understand it any way you want." And Zhou Zekai: "What do you think?"

Zhou Zekai was very cooperative: "No need to explain."

[Group leader] Your Grandpa Lu silenced Brother Xiang for 10 minutes; [Group leader] Your Grandpa Lu silenced Zhou Zekai for 10 minutes;

[Group leader] Your Grandpa Lu lifted your brother Xiang's ban; [Group leader] Your Grandpa Lu lifted Zhou Zekai's ban;

"Hahahahahahaha, do you think Lao Lu is interesting?" Sun Xiang put his arm around Zhou Zekai's shoulder, laughing unsteadily, "Zhou Zekai, answer them with just two words: childish!"

Zhou Zekai: "Childish."

The group was silent for a few seconds, and then began to brush ellipses.

After swiping about two screens, Sun Xiang finally used his own account to reply with the same sentence: "Childish."

Even though they knew that both of them meant Sun Xiang, they had a natural respect for Zhou Zekai's ID, and they didn't have so many scruples if they changed to Sun Xiang's own ID.

"roll roll roll!"

"Fuck off!"

"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

After arguing for a while, the criticism of Zhou Zekai and Sun Xiang (mainly Sun Xiang) finally came to an end.

"Are you going to set off fireworks too?" Lu Boyuan asked.

"No, we care more about the environment." Sun Xiang said, "Zhou Zekai bought cold fireworks, and just burned them for fun."

Du Ming: "Just burn it?"

Sun Xiang: "Otherwise?"

Du Ming: "Tsk, you two don't understand at first glance. Cold fireworks are very interesting. Draw pictures with them. As long as your camera is properly set, the process of drawing can be photographed and become a static scene."

Wu Qi: "What do you mean?"

Du Ming: "I'll find a few tutorials for you, and you'll know after reading it!"

5.

Du Mingfa's tutorials are concise and clear, and you can understand them at a glance.In addition, mobile phones can also be set to take such time-lapse photos now, and the group immediately became excited, asking Sun Xiang and the others to help "customize" cold fireworks photos.

"Okay, let's do it one by one." Sun Xiang and Zhou Zekai discussed it, "This has to be done in one stroke, it's too complicated and I can't handle it."

"I'll go first." Lu Boyuan was the first to think of an idea, "Record a sentence for Shao Pianpian."

"I don't remember the name of our class art committee member." Sun Xiang said.

Lu Boyuan said triumphantly, "Nonsense. This is the math class representative of Class Three."

Du Ming: "..."

Sun Xiang: "..."

Zhou Zekai: "..."

Wu Qi didn't maintain his formation: "Oh, Sun Xiang, write to him, Shao Pianpian, I wish you a speedy recovery from acne."

Sun Xiang laughed so hard that he almost dropped his phone.

6.

As a brother, jokes aside, of course it is impossible to do such a harm.In the end, Sun Xiang gave him the most straightforward URmysweety.

Because it was the first time to play time-lapse, Sun Xiang and Zhou Zekai tried three times before barely succeeding.

When it was Du Ming's turn, Sun Xiang already had a lot of self-confidence, so he said that it's okay to have a lot of words, and he can also speak Chinese.

Du Ming said bluntly: Shao Xiaoyun is a beautiful woman.

"It's not my mother." Du Ming said, "In this way, she will definitely give me a big red envelope tomorrow, and I'll treat you guys to eat skewers for a whole week! Brother Xiang, help me!"

Although Sun Xiang really wanted to complain that the flattery was a bit fake, but everyone called him "Brother Xiang", and he had to save face, so he studied with Zhou Zekai for a long time, and finally took Du Ming's photo.

Then there is Wu Qi.

Wu Qi's request was very...ingenious.He doesn't need Sun Xiang and the others to take time-lapse photos, he just needs to record a video for his help. The only condition is - "Sun Xiang, you must remember to draw the summoning circle! This is the key to metaphysics!"

Although Sun Xiang despised his superstitious behavior, he still recorded a section for him, making sure it was as round as possible.

As a result, less than a minute after the video was uploaded, Wu Qi sent an unprecedented red envelope in the group.

"I got it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

The group leader, Grandpa Lu, received the red envelope, and mercilessly silenced the most European brother Qi for 10 minutes.

7.

After meeting the demands of his friends, Sun Xiang was also eager to try.He asked for Zhou Zekai's mobile phone, and handed him a freshly lit cold firework stick: "Come on, come on, try to draw one!"

What are you drawing?

Zhou Zekai thought for a while, and finally drew a... heart?

Yes, very, very ordinary love.

Sun Xiang couldn't tell what he was looking forward to, but he was a little disappointed at the moment: "Is this the end?"

"Yes." Zhou Zekai replied.

"Okay then, I'll close it?" Sun Xiang said, and was about to press the end button. At that moment, Zhou Zekai in front of him raised his arms and compared him to the way he was sitting on the window sill of the school office building before. A "biu" gesture.

"Happy New Year. And..." Zhou Zekai smiled slyly and gently at the stupefied Sun Xiang, "You understand."

TBC