【Zhou Xiang】Gravity

1.

Coming out of Fang Minghua's office, the distant skyline had begun to darken, and there was only a last bit of orange-red light left in the colors reflected by the glass exterior walls of the buildings.The air outside the corridor was humid and stuffy, and the cicadas sang an ugly chorus among the leaves, making Sun Xiang dizzy from the noise.After walking two steps, a thin layer of sweat broke out on the back of his neck, and Sun Xiang's irritability soared several levels again.

All the way, he was struggling with whether to show his cards.As soon as he opened the door...all his attention was attracted by Zhou Zekai's naked upper body.

Zhou Zekai was holding the edge of his trousers with both hands, his back was slightly arched, the arc was beautiful and full of strength, it was almost hard to move his eyes away.

Sun Xiang was stunned for three seconds, then realized that Zhou Zekai had just finished taking off his shirt, and was about to continue taking off his pants, so he frowned and slammed the door shut: "You idiot, don't you lock the door when you change clothes?!"

Zhou Zekai was puzzled: "Do you need it?"

He didn't mind Sun Xiang's words, but Sun Xiang hadn't locked the door before, and suddenly he entered the door like a firecracker and exploded, what's the situation?Did Fang Minghua criticize too harshly?

Sun Xiang was a little slow, understanding Zhou Zekai's subtext, and opened his mouth, unable to refute.

"I... I use the bathroom!" After "brushing teeth", the bathroom once again became an excuse for Sun Xiang to escape.

2.

After splashing a few handfuls of cold water, the person is awake and his face cools down.But when he closed his eyes, Zhou Zekai's naked upper body flashed back and forth in front of his eyes again.

His previous impression of Zhou Zekai was that he was an otaku who sat in classrooms all year round and didn't like to exercise. He would fall down when the wind blows and beg for mercy when he was beaten. He never expected that his figure would be so predictable.The muscles are smooth and firm, and they are of the explosive type at first glance.

Sun Xiang couldn't help being a little speechless, cursed silently, couldn't help pulling up his T-shirt, squeezed his abdominal muscles, and then let out a long breath: "...that bastard even exercises secretly? Damn, almost Be compared!"

etc--

Sun Xiang was taken aback for a moment, he was thinking about something, it wasn't this question at all, he... what did he want to do with Zhou Zekai? !

3.

After remembering the serious things, Sun Xiang's mood became less and less beautiful.It just so happened that Lu Xiaoliang sent a message asking him to make trouble.He replied impatiently: "Fuck me, I have serious business."

Lu Xiaoliang: What's the matter, brother?How serious is it?Can it be bigger than Kaihei?

Sun Xiang casually said: Homework!

The other side was surprised: Did you make a mistake, brother, from the reincarnation experiment, you never have these two words in your dictionary?

Sun Xiang was silent, and understood what it means to get ten yuan for a lie.

However, isn't it just ten lies?

Sun Xiang replied without any pressure: The queen mother added extra meals, dare I not do it?

Lu Xiaoliang: Miserable.Fine.You hurry up.

Sun Xiang put down his phone, looked at himself in the mirror, and sighed: Could it be that the more handsome you are, the more you have to bear the complexity that this age group shouldn't have to bear?

4.

But thanks to Lu Xiaoliang's interruption, Sun Xiang's irritability eased a bit.He took a deep breath, walked out of the bathroom, and planned to start a tentative conversation with Zhou Zekai.Unexpectedly, the first thing I saw was the scene of Zhou Zekai sitting cross-legged on the bed reciting words with his head down.

No kidding, really recite vocabulary, the kind that uses the mobile app to pinpoint the time and the topic.

Zhou Zekai raised his head when he heard the movement, "Have you eaten yet?"

Sun Xiang shook his head: "I'm not hungry." Then he added a sentence quite unnecessarily, "I'll do the quizzes first."

Zhou Zekai nodded, leaned back on the bed and continued to stare at the phone.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Sun Xiang was immediately annoyed—you can't act in person if you lie to your face?After thinking for a while, he simply took out the papers for his summer homework from his schoolbag, and began to work hard on the questions.

After entering the state, time passed silently.After scanning the two papers, Sun Xiang bit the cap of his pen and stretched. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of an unread message on the lock screen of his phone, from half an hour ago.

"Lu Xiaoliang: Brother, are you done yet?"

"Lu Xiaoliang: Brother! Brother Xiang! The great Brother Xiang!"

"Lu Xiaoliang:..."

"Lu Xiaoliang: We found the jungler, nothing happened, you continue to hang on hahahahaha!"

"Day," Sun Xiang realized that he was actually a backup, quite upset, and waved his fingers back: "How's your jungle level?"

He figured that if the other party replied "starfish" or "average", he would let Lu Xiaoliang kick that jungler, replace him, and show them what a real fairy operation is.

In the end, within two seconds, Lu Xiaoliang's message popped up.

"Super awesome! Awesome! Hey, let's not talk about it, I'll pretend to talk back immediately!"

Sun Xiang held back a mouthful of blood back into his throat.

5.

Unable to finish the paper, Sun Xiang was not reconciled, and tried to find Du Ming and the others to join him, but the news fell to nothing.After dawdling for 2 minutes, the pen fell off three times, and seeing that he couldn't find any acquaintances to open the door for a while, Sun Xiang stood up and poured water depressed.

On the way, he glanced at Zhou Zekai, only to be surprised to find that this guy's cell phone came across at some point!Moreover, the thumb is divided into two corners of the screen, and it is very busy-click hard for a while, and slide in a certain direction for a while!

This extremely familiar movement reminded Sun Xiang of a certain possibility.Because of this, after pouring the water, he pretended to inadvertently stop beside Zhou Zekai, and then "inadvertently" looked at the screen.

In the next second, Sun Xiang lost his voice: "You also play with pesticides?!"

Don't look at Sun Xiang thinking that his acting skills are superb, in fact, when he just stopped, Zhou Zekai had already noticed it.Playing games is not something shameful, since Sun Xiang wanted to watch, Zhou Zekai tilted the screen [-] degrees, and let him enjoy it generously.

As soon as it was shown, Sun Xiang's urge to vomit blood became stronger and stronger—that Ma Ke and Wang Zhaojun who were in the same group as Zhou Zekai, who were struggling to kill the dragon, were they just Lu Xiaoliang and Ling Hang? !

6.

Sun Xiang felt ashamed, so he shook his head and walked away.

Brush the space, the space is very boring, go to Hupu for a stroll, why are they all idiots, Sun Xiang touched the phone for 3 minutes, and admitted that he couldn't sit still.He jumped out of bed resentfully, and repeated the same trick - went to the bathroom, then "naturally" passed by Zhou Zekai, and then "naturally" stopped.

"It's not over yet? How many towers have you pushed?" Sun Xiang probed his head, and praised his acting skills in his heart.

"Crystal immediately." Zhou Zekai had just cut a flash, and was kiting the two blue guys, so he didn't have much time to deal with him.

Sun Xiang held the mood of "I have to find a few flaws to vomit", and looked at it critically for a while, not picking up half of the flaws, and left depressed.

After another 5 minutes, Zhou Zekai had just restarted the round and was selecting players. He only heard the sound of slippers getting closer and closer. When he looked up, Sun Xiang's golden and fluffy head was very close at hand.

When the eyes met, a guilty conscience flashed in Sun Xiang's eyes, and he touched his nose: "Why are you still playing ranked?"

Zhou Zekai: "They want to raise points."

"Are those two guys Xingyao?"

Zhou Zekai: "One more."

His tone was flat, vaguely revealing his supreme confidence in the upper stage of towing the plane, which made him feel very worthy of beating.Is it really a provocation?Judging by Zhou Zekai's attitude, it seems that he doesn't have that kind of meaning.Sun Xiang felt a little unspeakably unhappy, turned his head, and walked away with his slippers on.

In less than 2 minutes, Zhou Zekai swore that he had just finished selecting people and entered the map, and he had only been promoted to level 3 when the sound of "slapping" slippers approached again.

Played a few rounds of the "I'll take a look" game, Sun Xiang's sense of presence and purpose should not be too obvious.Zhou Zekai thought, has this friend lost his memory?He had only had a direct confrontation with himself in the morning, but now it was fine, and he almost wrote "Zhou Zekai, hurry up and invite me to watch together" written on his face.And a strong, unfounded confidence in himself that he would get what he wanted.

Thinking of this, the corners of Zhou Zekai's mouth twitched vaguely, and he said without raising his head, "Help me keep an eye on the road."

7.

Any idiot knows that this game is easy to learn. After four or five games, looking at the thumbnails to stare at the battle situation is like drinking water.But Sun Xiang didn't care, Zhou Zekai's words, put in his ears, became "Zhou Zekai has something to ask of me", anyway, it was a comfort.

"No problem!" He patted his chest like a big brother in Hong Kong movies.

Zhou Zekai wanted to laugh again, held back, and moved half a position to the side, the subtext was obvious.

Sun Xiang was overjoyed when he saw Zhou Zekai being so upbeat, the last bit of awkwardness in his heart disappeared, he kicked off his slippers and climbed up unceremoniously.The two shared a pillow as a backrest, with their heads touching each other. One was concentrating on towing the plane, and the other was concentrating on "pointing out the country". The atmosphere was truly harmonious.

In all fairness, asking Sun Xiang to "help guide" was Zhou Zekai's whim.He was confident in his skills, and he didn't expect any help from Sun Xiang at all.However, the facts proved that Sun Xiang's reminders at critical moments in the next few times were more or less effective.

After the two rounds, Zhou Zekai gradually had the illusion that "maybe he and Sun Xiang will have a tacit understanding in double row".

After the settlement was completed, Lu Xiaoliang sent a message: Stop calling for now.

Zhou Zekai looked at Sun Xiang reflexively, and replied:?

The other side said: We are a little hungry and plan to call for supper.Do you want to be together?

Zhou Zekai had already typed the word "no" and was about to press send when Sun Xiang suddenly said, "Yes! Go back to him, we want to be together!"

"Gu—" Just as he finished speaking, his stomach growled suspiciously.Zhou Zekai understood.

Sun Xiang blushed a little: "Look at me, you're stupid, just because the Queen Mother is gone doesn't mean no one is in charge, they are willing to help smuggle food delivery, it's a fool not to use this kind of car."

Zhou Zekai smiled for no apparent reason, and hurriedly replied before Sun Xiang exploded: "Okay, let's go together."

Lu Xiaoliang was very efficient, and when he turned around, there were two takeaway orders from the barbecue stall: "Look for yourself."

Sun Xiang's eyes lit up several degrees: "Let me see!"

Zhou Zekai simply handed him the phone.

Sun Xiang's conscience went online: "What do you eat?"

Zhou Zekai: "Whatever."

Sun Xiang studied for a while, then typed: pig brain x2, mutton skewers x5, beef skewers x5, chicken wing tips x2, grilled steamed buns x2, grilled gluten x2, green pepper stuffed with streaky flowers x5... It's a long list.

The one over there was obviously deeply shocked, and it took a long time to reply: ...Zhou Zekai, are you a pig?so edible?

8.

Among adolescent boys, calling a fool, a pighead, and an idiot are all everyday expressions that are not thought-provoking, mainly expressing emotions, and basically have no malice.But for some reason, when he thought that Zhou Zekai was being sprayed on his behalf, Sun Xiang was instantly annoyed.

"You're a fucking idiot!" He typed quickly, and when he was about to type more, Zhou Zekai grabbed the phone back.

"...cut," Sun Xiang snorted through his nostrils, "...whatever."

Don't ask why his mood fluctuates so easily, anyway, he is upset again and again!

Over there, Zhou Zekai transferred the money to Lu Xiaoliang, but when he turned around, Sun Xiang was still in a daze.

"Sun Xiang." Zhou Zekai thought for a while and wanted to call him, "Have you finished your homework?"

Sun Xiang was almost pissed off by Zhou Zekai: "Can you chat!"

Zhou Zekai looked sincerely: "I thought you wanted to study hard."

Sun Xiang huffed, "Don't think about it now!"

Zhou Zekai said "Oh", thought for a while, and suggested, "Copy it for you."

"Whaaaaaat?" Sun Xiang was furious, "Who do you think I am? I am two points lower than you in the grade test!"

It's okay not to mention it this time, but after mentioning it, he was even more devastated-is he an idiot?Do you have to say "I am two points lower than you" in front of Zhou Zekai, oh, "just two points lower"?What a shame!Ah, ah, kill him!

But Zhou Zekai didn't think so.

Zhou Zekai's logic is reasonable and clear: "You want to play games more. But you haven't finished your homework."

Sun Xiang opened his mouth to swear, but Zhou Zekai preemptively added: "The topic is so simple, you can do it if you don't."

Sun Xiang was a little dazed: "Wait, are you praising me? Are you praising me?"

Zhou Zekai: "Otherwise?"

Sun Xiang's face changed from cloudy to clear in a second: "It's all right! It's a misunderstanding!"

He put Zhou Zekai's shoulders, and suddenly felt that this guy was pleasing to the eye: "So what are you worrying about, you admit that I am so good, so I don't do it if I don't do it, and I can play with pesticides whenever I like. Looking at the teacher's face?"

Zhou Zekai: "..."

Well, although the plot seems to be developing in a strange direction, anyway, Sun Xiang seems to be in a normal mood, and Zhou Zekai doesn't bother to care about the reason for his curiosity.

Next, at Sun Xiang's suggestion, they happily played two rounds of canyon.When the takeaway came, Sun Xiang jumped out of bed faster than Zhou Zekai, and rushed to open the door.

Lu Xiaoliang looked at him suspiciously: "Aren't you... busy with your homework?"

Sun Xiang: "Did I say that?"

Smelling the scent of brain flowers, his mood was soaring, he didn't take this kind of pediatric ridicule at all, took the heavy takeaway bag, and closed the door.

"—Zhou Zekai, our takeaway is here!" An excited roar floated through the crack of the door.

Lu Xiaoliang was in a daze for a moment, recalling that it was the same person in the morning, what did he say to himself angrily? "I'm not familiar with Zhou Zekai?"

"……Neuropathy."

9.

The barbecue was greasy and tasted heavy, so Zhou Zekai wasn't very interested, but seeing Sun Xiang eating so happily, he followed suit and picked two skewers of mutton.

Sun Xiang expressed contempt for his combat prowess. After eating seven or eight skewers of meat, he couldn't wait to open the plastic box containing the brain in front of Zhou Zekai.

The red and bright oily noodles are covered with prickly ash and sea pepper. With a flick of the chopsticks, there is a unique world-the milky white pig's brain is hidden underneath like a treasure.

Sun Xiang quickly took the chopsticks and put the spicy and refreshing red oil into his mouth, showing an expression like he was ascended to heaven.

Zhou Zekai couldn't help being curious: "It's really so delicious?"

Sun Xiang immediately got excited: "Of course! It's super delicious! What's the situation, you've never tried it?"

Zhou Zekai shook his head.

Sun Xiang proudly described: "Little boss, have you seen it? That Dangdangdang~Dangdangdang BGM sounded, a golden light flashed in my mind, and the fireworks exploded, that's the feeling!"

Zhou Zekai was almost swallowed by his vivid description, but his reason still remained: "...I don't eat spicy food."

Sun Xiang failed to sell the chopsticks, so he simply found another way, directly took apart a pair of new chopsticks, put a piece to Zhou Zekai's mouth: "Try it! Hey, hurry up, try it!"

At this point, Zhou Zekai had no choice but to open his mouth.Sun Xiang quickly fed him in, looking forward to it: "How is it?!"

... He was answered by a sharp cough.The kind that was so terrifying that Sun Xiang once suspected that Zhou Zekai was about to cough up his lungs.

"How are you?" Sun Xiang gave him nervous relief.

It took Zhou Zekai a long time to straighten up, and he replied with difficulty: "...It's too spicy. Is there any water?"

"Hahahahahaha!" Sun Xiang burst into laughter and poured cold water on him, "You are so weak, Zhou Zekai—hahahahahaha!"

Zhou Zekai hugged the cup to give off air-conditioning, and didn't want to talk to him.

Sun Xiangfei pulled him and asked, "You don't usually eat spicy food?"

The corner of Zhou Zekai's mouth twitched: "Don't eat."

Sun Xiang said contemptuously: "If you are a man, you have to be brave enough to try it. Eating spicy food has many benefits, such as your skin will be good!"

When he said this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he realized for a moment that this sounded like molesting a little girl.He stopped and looked at Zhou Zekai with a guilty conscience.Fortunately, Zhou Zekai didn't have any special reaction. After he finished drinking a glass of water, his lips still hurt, so he decided to get up and go to the bathroom to rinse his mouth and brush his teeth.

Sun Xiang heaved a sigh of relief, and continued to deal with the remaining skewers and pig brains.When he finished cleaning up the mess, it was almost eleven o'clock, and the lights were about to be turned off. Just as Zhou Zekai left the bathroom, he rushed in to wash up.

Before going to bed, he lay on the bed and burped his stomach, which smelled like pepper.Satisfied and happy in my heart.Although I vaguely felt that I had forgotten something, I was still sleepy very quickly, and when I closed my eyes, I quickly fell asleep.

10.

The next day, he woke up in a daze, and he realized in a daze that something seemed wrong.

Subconsciously, he raised his hand to rub his eyes, but found that his left hand was sandwiched between an arm and a waist.

Sun Xiang: "..."

He learned his lesson this time and chose to sneak away before Zhou Zekai woke up.

However, naively, he underestimated the sensitivity of people's senses—the two hugged each other in such an intimate posture, how could Zhou Zekai not notice when Sun Xiang pulled his hand away?

In the next second, Zhou Zekai slowly opened his eyes.

In desperation, Sun Xiang hurriedly backed away, unaware that he was too close to the bed this time - as soon as he backed away, there was nothing behind him.Just hearing a "boom", Sun Xiang fell off the bed.

Zhou Zekai regained consciousness: ...Sun Xiang?

The sound of grinding teeth came from under the bed: ...Damn it.

Zhou Zekai was stunned for a moment, then got up and looked down.

It was quite scary, Sun Xiang should have been lying there motionless, face down.

Zhou Zekai didn't know that he was acting ashamed of others, so he just guessed where he might have hurt himself, jumped out of the bed in a hurry, and tried to help him up.

"Don't come here!" Sensing his intentions, Sun Xiang scratched the ground in despair, "I, I just suffered from sleepwalking. Let me reflect on myself!"

TBC

Sun Xiang: Do you believe Zhou Zekai?

Zhou Zekai: ...I look easy to deceive?