【Zhou Xiang】Gravity

1.

The next day Sun Xiang was awakened by the smell of fried eggs.

His mind was a little empty, and he slowly scratched his chicken coop hair before he remembered that he stayed at Zhou Zekai's house last night.As for that strange dream, the moment he opened his eyes, he couldn't remember it at all.

"Morning." At some time, Zhou Zekai appeared at the door and greeted him.

"Morning." Sun Xiang climbed out of bed in a daze, looked for slippers in a daze, and then dazedly...knocked on the door frame.

"Fuck—" he covered his nose and let out a painful cry, just in time for Zhou Zekai to follow the sound.

When the eyes met, Sun Xiang was startled and woke up in embarrassment: "What are you looking at!"

"Did you look crooked?" Zhou Zekai joked briskly, then turned and walked towards the kitchen.

"How could my handsome straight nose be crooked...Hey!" Sun Xiang rubbed the bridge of his nose angrily.He couldn't figure out when Zhou Zekai ordered the skill point, and the timing was not so good—just tease you, like a feather rubbing against your skin, and it's too much, and if it's gone, your lungs won't explode...it's annoying.

The kind of trouble that is easy to handle!

"Your." While in a daze, Zhou Zekai came back with a plate and placed it in front of Sun Xiang.

Double-layer sandwich, with two eggs, and a layer of delicious fried luncheon meat... so familiar.

Isn't this the "Sun Family Special Contribution" that I mentioned to Zhou Zekai before?

Sun Xiang snorted, and admitted very depressedly that he couldn't continue to be angry, and he was a little bit damn happy.

"...Forget it, since Zhou Zekai is so upright, I don't bother arguing with him!"

2.

Sun Xiang had to take a shower after dinner.He likes to be clean, and the clothes he wears all night feel smelly no matter what.

If it's someone else, it doesn't matter who Lu Boyuan or Du Ming is, I'm sure you'll make fun of him for a while.But Zhou Zekai was very calm, Sun Xiang wanted to take a bath, wash; Sun Xiang realized later, his eyes flickered and asked him if he had a second change of clothes, yes.

Of course, when changing his underwear, Sun Xiang's face was stiff as usual, but the duration of the stiffness was more than a little shorter than yesterday.

He refused to admit that it was because he got used to the environment too quickly, and he attributed it all to his inner construction--Zhou Zekai didn't take it seriously, he must not be compared!

The trio isn't blind either.

After they entered the door, they were very surprised to find that Sun Xiang had changed into a set of clothes similar to yesterday's.Lu Boyuan set out the truth about Sun Xiang's stay last night in a few sentences, so he quickly revealed "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" expressions.

Sun Xiang's face brightened, and he took the test paper and knocked Du Ming's head in a disguised manner: "What are you dawdling about? Hurry up and do the questions when you come!"

Lu Boyuan stretched his waist: "I'm actually a little excited when I think of the endless papers."

"Then you have to go to the hospital for a brain CT scan, maybe this is a sign of the second evolution!" Wu Qi thought.

Lu Boyuan puffed up his chest: "Evolve in the direction of Xueba?"

Sun Xiang snorted coldly: "It's foodie direction. Just thinking of Zhou Zekai's food makes me a little excited, right?"

Zhou Zekai who just walked into the living room: "..."

No matter whether you are a foodie or a scholar, you can't escape the fate of doing papers.

After laughing and playing for a while, they grabbed their pens, spread out the papers, and sat in the same positions in the same place.The atmosphere gradually became quiet.

Sun Xiang and Zhou Zekai looked at each other and said with their mouths: "The condition is good."

As Sun Xiang expected, after this day's grinding, the results were far better than yesterday's.

The day before, those three guys had all their doubts and apprehensions written on their faces, mourning why there should be physical transformations in the world, and correcting the wrong questions with solemn expressions.

Today, although I frowned, bit the tip of the pen and sighed and continued, the length of hesitation and the speed of writing obviously went up and down.

"Yesterday, I kept stepping on the pit. When I fell in, I couldn't see the bottom. I was so full of shit that I was going to die. Today, although I fell badly, at least I can climb up after the fall. And the kind that is full of motivation , it's like...it's like if you just work harder, you'll be able to escape sooner or later!" Du Ming concluded triumphantly.

Lu Boyuan and Wu Qi agreed with "hmmmm".

Sun Xiang was amused, he dropped the test paper and patted the dog's head one by one: "It's hard work, it's not easy."

"roll!"

In fact, Du Ming only mentioned one reason.

He didn't know that Zhou Zekai and Sun Xiang helped to clarify the thinking and analyze the teacher's psychology of the question, which was the most important thing compared to the proficiency and surprise brought by repeated practice.

This "test-taking skill" can be compared to the principle of building a ladder, allowing them to gradually master the method of making a ladder by analogy in the process of "climbing the pit", which greatly improves the efficiency.

Thinking of this, Sun Xiang took a sip of Zhou Zekai's homemade refreshing drink - iced milk mixed with Nestle instant powder - feeling refreshed like never before.

How should I put it, besides the pride of hidden achievements and fame in his chest, Sun Xiang also felt differently when he saw the tutoring trio gradually mastered and began to "enjoy" this high-pressure process. .

Studying and taking exams used to be like playing in his heart. In terms of attention, he never paid much attention to it. He relied on his IQ and excellent memory to get the pleasure of "crushing" others.However, in the past two days, cooperating with Zhou Zekai to give lectures and exchange ideas, it made him realize for the first time that learning can bring him much more fun than he imagined.

Strange... Sun Xiang pondered again, the last time he had the feeling of "fucking cool" was actually playing King of Glory with Zhou Zekai.

Is the glory of the king and learning the same thing?Horses and cows are irrelevant, okay?No, the more you think about it, the more evil you become.

Sun Xiang quickly shook his head, not wanting to.

3.

Lu Boyuan insisted on ordering takeaway for dinner.Just in time for the Golden Arch holiday event, everyone ordered two buckets, and they were very satisfied.

After a while, it was Lu Boyuan's turn first, and then it was Wu Qi's turn. The two of them nodded their heads like woodpeckers, and fell asleep on the coffee table.

Sun Xiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and was also worried that they would catch a cold. He wanted to take a picture of them, but Zhou Zekai stopped them.Zhou Zekai brought two air-conditioning blankets and asked Sun Xiang to put them on.

"I've been exhausted for the past two days." Du Ming, the only one who was awake, yawned, "Why don't you give me a blanket and let me take a nap."

"I don't know you yet," Sun Xiang glanced at him, "No matter how sleepy you are, you have to touch the bed every day to sleep, and you have to hug that Spider-Man pillow."

"Damn, in front of Brother Kai, can you save me some face?"

Sun Xiang hooked his lips and did not answer.

Zhou Zekai didn't realize he was being dragged into the battle at all, he just leaned on the sofa and flipped through the "reference book", pretending he didn't hear anything.

Du Ming pretended to be angry with Charmander for a while, but when no one responded, he shrugged for fun, "I'm going to wash my face."

After washing, he announced with great energy that he could fight another hundred papers.

Sun Xiang held back his laughter and lowered his voice: "What's the matter, suddenly confident? Come on, brother touch it, the core hasn't changed, has it?"

"Go, go, go," Du Ming stepped aside, "Yesterday he was unsteady, why is grandpa so confident today? Anyway, I feel that sooner or later I will be able to throw the test paper in Wu Yulan's face."

"Oh, how do you shake it?" Sun Xiang whistled.

"That's it, look, look, this is a Chemistry 140 paper!" Du Ming raised his hand and waved it forward smartly, "It's better to make a snap—"

"Zi-crack!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the living room was suddenly plunged into darkness.

Sun Xiang: "..."

4.

Wu Qi and Lu Boyuan were startled awake, rubbed their eyes, and found that they couldn't see anything clearly: "...what's going on?"

"Damn it! I rely on it! I rely on it!" Du Ming concealed his embarrassment with excitement, "It turns out that Dad has the ability to speak!"

"Yan Ling, you big-headed ghost. Hurry up and turn on the flashlight of your phone! Turn it all on!" Seeing Zhou Zekai move out the ladder with clanking joints again, Sun Xiang jumped over with the sofa and helped him hold it up, "Again In my dream, I suggest that you and Lao Lu form a team and go to the mental hospital to check! ——How about it?”

Zhou Zekai held the electric pen steadily: "The rectifier is fine. The lamp is burned."

"Someone turn on the light in the kitchen." Sun Xiang directed.

Wu Qi was the closest, he took two steps and pressed it, and it turned on.

Sun Xiang breathed a sigh of relief: "It's a power outage, that's right."

Zhou Zekai climbed down the ladder and nodded: "Old community, often."

The effort of changing the light tube left and right.But the problem is, there is no spare light tube at home.

Du Ming touched his nose and volunteered, "Why don't I go buy it!"

Zhou Zekai shook his head: "No need."

He arranged for Du Ming and the others to move to his room, and Sun Xiang followed, continuing to be the mascot for answering questions.

Before setting off, Du Ming cheekily smiled: "Brother Kai, that, can you buy some watermelon along the way..."

Zhou Zekai thought for a while, and he was indeed on the way, nodded: "Okay."

Sun Xiang rolled his eyes: "Zhou Zekai is buying light tubes, not running errands for you! If you want to eat, order takeaway! Watermelon is so big, do you want to exhaust him to death?"

"No, no, of course it's not a whole piece." Du Ming quickly explained, "I remember that kind of small box cut up."

"Yes." Zhou Zekai finished changing his shoes, opened the door and left.

5.

Not half a minute after Zhou Zekai left, Sun Xiang got up suddenly.

Du Ming's request sounded right at first, but he was just thinking about it, how could the small box be enough for five people?That's right!With Zhou Zekai's considerate personality, he will definitely carry a whole one later, and then "drop in" to buy some vegetables for tomorrow... Damn, he won't die!

"You do the questions, and help each other if you don't understand!" Sun Xiang threw down these words, and hurriedly slammed the door away, "I'll help Zhou Zekai carry things!"

The three of them were left looking at each other, destined not to be able to get his brain circuit.

"Carry something?"

"Isn't it just a light tube and a box of watermelons?"

6.

As soon as Zhou Zekai walked to the gate of the community, he heard someone calling his name from behind.

"Zhou Zekai, wait!"

He turned around and faced Sun Xiang who was panting slightly.

Sun Xiang was inexplicably upset seeing Zhou Zekai's face showing no trace of surprise.

"You walked slowly on purpose? Guess I'll come?"

"I can't guess." Zhou Zekai shook his head honestly, then couldn't help but smile.

This smile is without any embellishment, and conveys the only meaning straightforwardly and directly: he is very happy now.

At that time, the two were still more than ten meters apart, so they couldn't see their expressions clearly.But the strange thing was that Zhou Zekai's lips curved together, and Night Breeze suddenly slammed into Sun Xiang's heart with this smile.So dyed that he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Okay. I know you are happy to see my brother, so if you don't know how to speak, just say a few words." Unlike Zhou Zekai, he chose to raise the corners of his mouth, and ran over with a ostentatious smile, putting his arm on Zhou Zekai's shoulder, "You What expression? The weather is fine, can I go out for a walk?"

The one who answered him was that Zhou Zekai no longer looked at him, but silently raised the corners of his mouth a little more.

7.

All the way to the supermarket, the first thing to go to must be the hardware lighting area.

It's a pity that the life experience is a bit short, and in the end it was still Zhou Zekai who found the target light tube and put it in the shopping cart.

Sun Xiang: "Next, how about—"

Zhou Zekai: "Go over there."

there?Sun Xiang followed the direction where Zhou Zekai raised his chin, and was amused.

It has to be said that when interpreting each other, although the two brain holes have shifted by thousands of miles, the result will always be unified.

Zhou Zekai was also thinking about the snack area.

On the shelf of potato chips, Sun Xiang held three packs and still felt that it was not enough. Before he left, he saw the new flavor and touched two more packs. Zhou Zekai pretended not to see it.

When passing by the chocolate shelf, Sun Xiang subconsciously picked up two mint flavors.

Zhou Zekai glanced over, and he explained: "...I usually eat this kind of food more."

After Sun Xiang finished speaking, he realized belatedly, isn't mint chocolate the same as Zhou Zekai's pheromone taste?With the thought together, he stared at the chocolate packaging in his hand, and couldn't help being in a daze for a few seconds.

Fortunately, Zhou Zekai had already turned around to look at other things at that time, so he didn't notice his abnormality.

Sun Xiang stuck out his tongue happily, remembering that he hadn't mentioned to Zhou Zekai what his pheromone was, and he managed to avoid an embarrassment after many days.

When they pushed the cart to the fruit and vegetable area, Sun Xiang discovered the second problem.

Strange, Zhou Zekai is very interested in any fruit...except oranges and tangerines?

"Your range of picky eaters is too strange." Sun Xiang said in amazement, and caught a chubby yellow one, trying to tease Zhou Zekai, "Why don't you try it? It's delicious!"

The distance between the two was not far away. As soon as Sun Xiang walked this way, Zhou Zekai's face immediately turned pale, and he retreated subconsciously.

"What's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?" Sun Xiang only noticed the change in his face and didn't pay attention to his body movements. Because he was worried, he hurriedly took two steps forward, wanting to touch his forehead.

"Bang!" It was Zhou Zekai who backed away suddenly, bumping into someone else's cart.

"Sun Xiang," seeing that Sun Xiang was about to grab the oranges and run over anxiously, Zhou Zekai had no choice but to raise his voice, "Put the oranges back!"

Sun Xiang braked and lowered his head slowly: "Ah?"

8.

It turned out that Zhou Zekai had been allergic to all orange-like fruits since he was a child, and the allergies were so serious that he would vomit and tremble when he smelled it.

"You said it earlier! I won't laugh at you because of an orange!" Although Sun Xiang was surprised, he didn't think much of it, and quickly put the orange back.

Before turning around and walking over, he suddenly thought of something again, raised his hand and sniffed between his fingers, "No, it still smells, I'm going to wash my hands!"

He ran away like a gust of wind.

This time Zhou Zekai frowned suddenly, staring at the mountain of oranges in the distance, lost in thought.

—Is it pure coincidence?

He suddenly recalled one thing - the pheromone that flowed from Sun Xiang's blood that day was the authentic orange flavor!

TBC