after losing the tail

After sleeping for a long time, he opened his eyes and found that he was no longer in the deep sea. A group of human beings stood in front of him, with strange utensils on their shoulders and knives and forks in their hands.

——The edge and tip of the blade gleamed silver, and the sharpness seemed to be as sharp as the teeth replaced by a tumbler shark.

They were dressed in white robes with masks on their faces, a bit like the ordinary members of the lowest class in the Holy See, they seemed very happy to see him wake up, like a group of undead crows, their laughter was loud and unpleasant.

He wanted to raise his hand and throw a water polo to make those people shut up, but found that his body was as weak as a dead snake, his consciousness suddenly fainted, he couldn't help closing his eyes, and fell into the memory left by this body.

A few days later when he opened his eyes, he knew his new name.

——Yu Ge

Occupation is an artist?

:)

……

This is the so-called hospital, oh, a place dedicated to saving lives.

It is now 3347 in the interstellar year, there is no magic here, only technology, and humans seem to rule the 'world', and the rest of the creatures are basically pets for them.

Oh.

—Except for aliens.

Of course, he is also honored to be a member of the human army now.

"Congratulations to the newly promoted Huadan for winning the XXXX award..."

The glare TV on the wall began to broadcast the latest entertainment news reports.

Yu Ge was lying on the hospital bed, and he was the only one in the spacious ward. He put the magazine on the table next to him, took a sip from the hot water cup, and tentatively stood up from the bed.

He didn't wear shoes, and his bare feet stepped on the ground, which was a bit cold.

The good balance keeps him from falling to the ground immediately, and walking on his legs feels very novel to him who has been swimming with a snake tail. No wonder those mermaids are scrambling to get to land.

Moreover, it is very safe and comfortable here. You don't have to worry about being attacked by monsters suddenly, and you don't have to worry about finding food.

——Humans can really enjoy it.

While thinking, Yu Ge took off his hospital clothes and walked into the bathroom that came with the room. After waking up, he always felt a little stuffy and sweated a little. This was a feeling he had never felt before. Going to take a shower first.

The memory left in the body is somewhat incomplete, but the basic common sense of life and language skills are still there. It is only the reason why the original body committed suicide, but he doesn’t even have a trace of memory, and no one tells him about it. He really lost his memory. , Said that he ate the wrong food and had a stomachache, washed his stomach a few times, and accidentally soaked his brain.

Yu Ge fumbled and pressed a few buttons on the wall, took a simple shower, then put a tub of hot water with difficulty, and lay down after the water became warm and cold.

Yu Ge actually doesn't like warm water, but the shell of cold water can't stand it. He tried to let a tank of cold water go the day before yesterday, but before he could lie down in it, he was pointed at the tip of his nose and scolded by the so-called manager of the original body a meal.

He was so angry that he wanted to cause a tsunami, and he did so, but the tsunami did not erupt, and the water in the bathtub was splashed, and all the money was still in the hands of the other party, so he obediently I admit it.

——Because memory tells him that money is really not important, but nothing can be done without money.

The water temperature in the bathtub was getting colder, and the massage function was quite comfortable. Yu Ge squinted his eyes and stood up from the bathtub, and casually put the towel hanging next to him on his body.

This body is not bad, with a slender waist and long legs. Although the skin is not as white as his original, it is acceptable, but it is too thin, the only flesh is still soft, and there is a pale pink line on the wrist. trace.

Yu Ge went to the mirror, took the blower off the wall, and lifted the bangs hanging from his forehead. The face in the mirror was almost [-]% similar to his before, except that his eyes were rounder, and he didn't have his previous fins and hair. The scales, and the dark circles under the eyes are very serious, and the hair has become shorter, reaching the length of the shoulders. It is not the seaweed green he is used to, but has become pure black.

Yu Ge tossed the ends of his hair casually twice, opened the door and walked out wearing a bath towel, and was picked up by the so-called manager, who skillfully pushed him back to the hospital bed with both hands.

"..."

Yu Ge was used to it, limp on the bed like a dead fish, and then asked blankly, "What's wrong, Daddy Fish?"

In fact, his heart was surging with anger, but it was a pity that he had no magic power now, so he could only let people and snakes be powerless to resist.

"Didn't I tell you before I left that you are in a special period now, can't you take a bath every day?"

In fact, Father Fish's real name is not Father Fish, but because Yu Ge is a celebrity under him, and his mother-in-law likes to talk about things, he was complained about by the original body several times on the star network, so he got this name.

"But it's hard."

Yu Ge pulled the quilt from the side, kicked his feet, wrapped himself tightly like a silkworm baby, only exposed his head and looked at him sideways, blinked and said, "And it's boring, I can go out Why don't you take a stroll, they seem to like me very much, and even throw fish at me!"

——It's a pity that the fish is smelly and cannot be eaten. It is really a waste.

"Their behavior is not like you!"

Qi Bai only felt his qi and blood surging, his blood pressure soaring, making him dizzy, wishing he could vomit a mouthful of old blood in front of him.

"what?"

Yu Ge scratched his head in a daze, "So it's not like I like me. Fortunately, I even waved at them twice. If you say that, then I waved in vain?"

You know, for him now, waving is also very tiring, okay?

"You're still waving at them???"

Qi Bai was very excited and jumped up on the spot, "Do you know that those are your black fans! No, I have to go through the transfer procedures now, and you just stay here for me and don't want to go anywhere go!"

"Oh……"

Seeing that he seemed to be in a state of confusion, Yu Ge quickly nodded his head obediently. After the other party left the room muttering, he leaned against the wall unrequitedly, and then picked up the remote control to turn on the TV. machine turned on.

The TV was still broadcasting the news, Yu Ge was just about to change the channel, and then found him on the TV.

wrong--

It was the original body who appeared on the TV, and the picture was suspended in a bedroom. He looked in the direction of the camera with blank eyes, and held a medicine bottle in his hand.

Many places were mosaiced, and there were a few huge words hanging above the TV. Yu Ge glanced at it, roughly meaning:

——A certain "vase" artist, suspected of being like the new movie star Gu Ming, was rejected after confessing, and the details of the whole suicide process were reviewed live on Xingwang.

Yu Ge clapped himself expressionlessly.

Hey, this is really powerful.

Before he had time to finish his sigh, he saw the door lock being twisted twice suddenly, and then it was pushed open vigorously. A large group of people rushed in, holding various machines in their hands and taking pictures. Non-stop, there are also a few special robots that change angles to record all of this, and broadcast the whole process live on Star Network in a live broadcast.