Little Zombie's Apocalypse Survival Manual

October 10, the first year of zombies

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I was woken up by Xiaosang.

Although it had been instructed to take a good look at the house, it may have been out for too long, but it still managed to find it by itself.

This guy is dirty, it is estimated that he has suffered a lot along the way.

I felt a little distressed, and wanted to get up and hug it, but it was so heavy that I couldn't even move a finger.

Obviously, I'm dead again...but why this time?

Apart from being kidnapped in the game, I don't remember being scared by anything.

Is it a sequela of the game?

"Don't worry, this is a normal reaction after a deep sleep." The zombie explained, "Usually, after I wake up, I tend to maintain this state for several months, and then I can gradually resume my actions."

=￣ω￣=It turned out that he knew that this kind of sequelae would occur, why didn't he say it earlier.

Having said that, why is it difficult for me to even move my tongue when he can speak?The two of us obviously entered the game together.

Unconvinced, I tried to speak, but I could only make the sound of "Ulu Ulu" deep in my throat.

However, probably because of the in-depth communication between the soul and the body, the zombie actually guessed what I wanted to ask just based on this vague babble.

"Why can't you talk... Maybe it's because you fell asleep for the first time, so you need to get used to it." The zombie said, "Of course, it could also be because you're too tired, after all, you were so tired that you fell asleep in the game of."

I didn't feel anything when I was in the game, but looking back now, I just feel ashamed and annoyed.

It's obviously a small game for development, why did you force us to complete the erotic game? !

I can't move now, I can't speak, I can only lie on the bed and sulking silently by myself.

"what--!"

Suddenly, a scream sounded suddenly, which made my eardrums hurt.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yezi was holding a flower pot, almost rushed in in a panic, and then climbed to the top of the wardrobe with hands, feet, and whiskers.

"Yes, yes, there are monsters who want to eat me!!!" Xiao Yezi was so frightened that she couldn't even speak clearly.

"What monster?" Zombie asked, "How big is it?"

"It's super big! It can swallow me whole with one mouth." Xiao Yezi said, "As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw it staring at me, drooling uncontrollably."

⊙﹏⊙ Although Xiao Yezi is small, she looks as big as a five or six-year-old child.We can't move now, if any new monsters appear, we can only die!

Just as she was thinking, Xiao Ye Zi screamed again.

"It, it, it's coming!"

My heart couldn't help but raised my throat, but when I looked towards the door, I didn't see anything.

Could it be that this thing also has a stealth function? !

The zombie also seemed to be very nervous, and the outline of the ghost floating around became more and more obvious, almost condensing into a solid body.

At this moment, Xiaosang ran in bouncingly, seemed to have something in his mouth, and gave me a "woof" excitedly.

"You, you are not allowed to go over!" Xiao Yezi seemed to be very scared, but she still stretched out two whiskers tremblingly, blocking Xiaosang, "That is my boss, if you want to hurt him, go past me first This is off!"

The picture of QUQ should be very touching, but why do I want to laugh?It was really the flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and my family didn't recognize my family.

I wanted to tell Xiaoye not to be nervous, Xiaosang is my dog, but I forgot that I couldn't speak at this time, and could only make an incomprehensible sound from deep in my throat.

Now, Xiao Yezi and Xiao Sang misunderstood at the same time.

Xiaosang arched his back, bared his teeth, and glared at Xiao Yezi.

Little Leaf put the flowerpot aside, got in, and changed back to its original shape, with several green whiskers dancing behind it.

They both thought each other was a bad guy, and the war was about to break out.

"Plants vs. Zombies? Interesting." The zombie laughed lightly, showing no sign of trying to persuade a fight.

(▔皮▔) A misunderstanding that can be solved with a single sentence, but he still wants to watch these two little guys fight, right?Whether it's Xiao Yezi or Xiao Sang, I don't want to see either of them get hurt!

Just as she was thinking, Xiao Yezi made the first move, and a beard stabbed at Xiaosang with lightning speed.

But Xiaosang is not a vegetarian, he turned around to avoid him, then took a few steps back, and jumped up suddenly, his claws almost touched the flower pot under Xiao Yezi.

"Ah!" Xiao Ye Zi exclaimed again, with a hint of crying in her voice.

"Boss, if I sacrifice, remember to cook it before eating." He whimpered, "It doesn't taste good raw."

Just this one sentence destroyed the tense atmosphere of the scene in minutes.

I was wondering, why did he know that cooking it by himself tastes better than eating it raw?Had he tried it before?

Xiaosang also seemed to feel that the atmosphere had changed, and looked at Xiao Yezi suspiciously, and then at me.

Just when it was in a daze, Xiao Yezi stretched out several whiskers in a row, and tied Xiaosang's whole body tightly, making him unable to move any more.

"Woo-woof!" Xiaosang yelled angrily, twisting his body to break free from Xiao Yezi's restraint.

Xiao Ye Zi was startled, but he was obviously very tired, and he couldn't stretch out any extra whiskers.So, he opened the drawer, took out a roll of wide tape, and wrapped it around Xiaosang's body several times before giving up.

"Boss, I succeeded!" Xiao Yezi ran up to us and said excitedly, "I defeated the enemy!"

I glanced at Xiaosang who was wrapped into zongzi, and I felt very sympathetic.

"Awesome!" Zombie said with a smile, not stingy with his praise, "In this way, I can rest assured to entrust you with another more difficult task."

I don't know why, but I saw my shadow in Xiao Yezi, and I had a premonition that this child would soon be tricked...

October 10, the first year of zombies

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My prediction was really good, Xiao Yezi was cheated.

But he himself didn't seem to think so, he was very happy when he was working, and he was still humming a little song.

"Is it really okay for you to bully children like this?" I couldn't help asking, "Pack up all the supplies...he can't finish it even if he's exhausted?!"

"I didn't intend to let him finish it." Zombie spread his hands and said, "As long as he can work here in peace until we come back. And where did you see that I was bullying Him? Obviously this kid is actively working on his own."

OTZ Well, it is said that the ancient literati had a three-inch tongue, and now it seems to be true.At the very least, he succeeded in trapping Xiao Yezi.

Speaking of Xiao Yezi, I couldn't help but think of Xiaosang again.

Yesterday we found a bottle from its mouth, and there was a note in it, which probably told us to go back quickly, saying that the crops in the field were ripe, but due to the possession of ghosts, the crops' The self-defense reaction was very strong, and they were not allowed to approach at all. If we don't go back, the crops will rot in the ground.

In addition, there is also a list attached to the note, which is probably the daily necessities that are currently lacking in the base.

I took a cursory glance... it felt like we could just move the entire mall back to base.

Fortunately, the zombie got the ability to manipulate zombies with ghosts some time ago, and now transportation is not a problem, the key is the packaging of the items...

The whiskers of the little leaves were slender and strong, so the zombies made their plans.

And the struggle between the two children was also fueled by him behind the scenes, in order to succeed in the routine Xiao Yezi.

As for why the zombie knew the content of the note in advance =￣ω￣= Naturally, his omnipotent spirits told him again.

"I suddenly feel that you look like a villain boss, the kind that will be killed by the protagonist sooner or later." I said.

"Why?" Zombie asked, "The protagonist you are talking about is the savior of mankind... Even if he really exists, and we didn't block his way, what reason does that guy have to make trouble with us?"

I was silent.

Although I was the one who first came into contact with humans, and I was the one who wanted to help humans to get medicine in City B, but now I have a feeling of uneasiness.

As extraterrestrials, we come too close to humans.

This is definitely not a good thing.

And we are going to use zombies to transport things back this time, what will those people think when they see zombies?Will you belatedly realize that I'm not human, and shoot me?

"I'm so familiar with the group of people in the base, why is your anthropophobia still not healed?" The zombie touched my head and smiled lightly, "But if you don't like it, let's avoid talking to them in the future." Just come and go. Except for those who come to buy things, idlers and others will not be accepted."

"What about someone like Xiao Guang who wants to come?" I asked.

"Then make a few ghosts that can float around and scare him back." The old zombie said, "Although the child is a bear, he is not very courageous, and he is terribly afraid of these illusory things."

I imagined that scene and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"When Ateng grows up, we can build a rattan wall to separate the place where we live from the human base." I said, "At that time, if there is no food or anything, we can directly remove the aging rattan. Take it apart and eat."

"Then I guess the vine wall was eaten up not long after it was built." The old corpse spread his hands and said, "Besides, they are also out-of-bounds creatures like us, you really have the heart to keep treating them as Stock up on food."

"According to this, Yin spirits are also extraterrestrial creatures, why do you have the heart to use them all the time?" I retorted.

"If I don't command them, they will come to torment me." The zombie sighed, "Do you want to go back to the days when you were raped every day?"

I waved my hands again and again.

Those ghosts have finally become invisible, and I don't want them to float around in front of my eyes again.

But having said that, the people in the base really can't always rely on us outsider creatures for support.This is so weird from every angle...