I woke up with an egg

Jindan Xie Yan is a well-behaved and quiet child. He especially finds things for himself to do. For example, if his younger brother wants to play, he will take his younger brother to play. However, he always takes the time. When the time is up, he will go back to the hotel. How can Xiaodan act like a baby? , No matter how much he cried, he was unmoved, very hard-hearted.

In the morning, Jin Dan learns to write and read with Di Jun. In addition to writing with a pen, she also needs to learn brushes, both simplified and traditional characters.

Originally, Xie Yun was going to let Jindan learn two foreign languages, but Di Jun said no, when Jindan cultivated, he would be able to communicate with foreigners without learning foreign languages.

Because Jindan was still young, Xie Yun felt very distressed when he watched him work hard. He always remembered that when he was a child, his family was relatively poor, and reading was the only way out, so he could only sit down when he was a child. If Xie Yun knew that he had what he has today , would not work so hard.

What's wrong with enjoying your childhood?

So all the monsters and gods in the hotel found out that Di Jun wanted to teach Jindan a good job, and Xie Yun was making trouble behind Di Jun's ass.

Di Jun asked Jin Dan to write three big characters in the morning, Xie Yun secretly helped his son with his homework, but he didn't dare to let Di Jun find out.

Di Jun couldn't say anything when he found out, he could only open his eyes and close his eyes.

Poor Jin Dan, his father wants to help him with homework, so he can't drive his father away, can he?If he drives his father away, his father will definitely assign him more homework.

"Hey." Xie Yan sighed, his small face was full of sorrow, he thought about it, the reason is because his father loves him too much, there is no way, who made him so cute?

Xie Yan told Xiaodan about his thoughts, and was misunderstood by Xiaodan again, and then Di Jun heard Xiaodan say with his tongue out one afternoon: "My brother said, Dad loves him so much, he loves him even more than daddy." .”

After hearing this, Di Jun just touched Xiao Dan with a smile on his face, and then Jin Dan's homework was doubled. This time Di Jun really controlled Xie Yun and forbade him to help Jin Dan with homework.

The golden egg who was punished never imagined that he was punished because of this.

It was snowing in June, and my heart ached.

Xiaodan Xie Ming has been doing well recently. He is different from Jindan. Jindan is restrained, while Xiaodan is very lively. Anyway, he will join in wherever there is excitement. He is also very smart and knows who can be bullied. As long as Jindan and If Dad and Dad didn't take him out to play, he went to find his uncle.

Taiyi dotes on these two children very much, basically he will give Xiaodan whatever he wants, and promises to return to Tianting in the future, and give them all good things.

So the clever little Danzui became even sweeter, praising Taiyi for being handsome, saying that he would definitely give Taiyi a pension when he grows up.

Although Tai Yi doesn't know what "oldness" is like, but it sounds like he's happy, he's dizzy with joy, and Xiaodan can say whatever he wants.

Just when Xie Yun felt sorry for his son, Chen Yunshan brought the 360 ​​four pheasants over.

It was still early in the morning. Xie Yun was a bit baffled when Chen Yunshan invited him to the mountain. Yunqing Mountain had not been fully developed. Except for a few main roads, the mountain was full of narrow paths. Where there is no place, it is really rare.

Chen Yunshan took Xie Yun to the deepest part of the mountain forest. Not many people came here, mainly because there were snakes. Chen Meng said that snakes, frogs and other animals often came in the hotel in the past. Fortunately, the snakes are basically non-poisonous snakes. It was only after Xie Yun took over the hotel that there were no snakes.

Although snakes are not poisonous, people don't eat too much and have nothing to do to try to see if they are really non-venomous, so there are no people here.

When Xie Yun fell to the place Chen Yunshan said, he was still taken aback by the scene in front of him.

Pheasants everywhere!

Only a few were in human form, and all the others were pheasants with feathers of various colors.

Pheasants are different from domestic chickens. Their feathers are more beautiful. In ancient times, some people thought they were phoenixes. The main reason is that their feathers shine brightly under the sun. They are all monsters, and of course they are better raised than ordinary pheasants, so they are more beautiful.

Chen Yunshan said embarrassingly: "My family has a large population."

Is this more than a little bit?

More than 300 mouths.

Chen Yunshan also pointed to a little pheasant and said, "That's my second nephew."

The second nephew raised his head and let out a cry, staring at Xie Yun with eyes as big as soybeans. If there were no peers watching him, he would have jumped over to hug his thigh long ago.

Monsters don't learn etiquette, righteousness and shame, whoever is powerful will hug his thigh.

Xie Yun supported his forehead with a headache: "You don't mean to put them all in the hotel, do you? Let me tell you, that's impossible. What's the matter with raising chickens in the hotel?"

And where?garden?Suixing and Hu Zhongtian might work together to nag him to death.

"My idea is to let the clansmen work in a group of ten people, and each group will work in a hotel for a week. They come in rotation, and there is no salary. As long as you allow our clansmen to live next to the hotel, we will find the place to live by ourselves. , are all on the hillside, and will definitely not affect the guests."

What Chen Yunshan said was sincere, and she was afraid that Xie Yun would disagree, so she took out the box behind her, opened it and said to Xie Yun: "We don't have any good things, only these are passed down from our ancestors."

Xie Yun turned his head to look, it's amazing, these pheasants are indeed quite rich.

Although Xie Yun doesn't know much about jewelry, he can tell it's expensive, and it's not modern, at least ten or twenty generations old.

But...these are all antiques, right?

What is he using it for?Never go to an exhibition.

Chen Yunshan said again: "Our clan members are all good-looking. Think about it. The hotel will be renovated at the end of the year, and the hotel will be built again. Then there will be a shortage of manpower. It must not be easy for you to find good-looking, sensible and hardworking people. I It's ready made."

Because the three brothers and sisters of the Hu family are so good-looking, plus Qian Duo also looks like a handsome boy, even Lin Chao, who is sitting in the office to settle accounts, is a good-looking talent, so Chen Yunshan thinks that Boss Xie is a face control, and will not like people who are not good-looking .

The truth is - Xie Yun has no choice at all.

If he says that he is not a face control now, no one will believe him at all.

However, what Chen Yunshan said was indeed reasonable. He thought about it carefully, and the other party said that he didn’t need salary, so he had to pay for his own food and lodging, and it wouldn’t cost much. Zhou’s pickpocketing nature was exposed, so he nodded and said: That’s fine, but don’t do it if you’re too young, or I’ll be accused of employing child labor.”

Chen Yunshan's second nephew called out.

Although it is more than 30 years old, it is still a child among monsters, and it looks like it is in its early ten years when it becomes a human. When it heard that it couldn't go, it broke my heart and cried.

Chen Yunshan didn't have time to comfort his second nephew, Xie Yuneng agreed that he was already very happy, and quickly patted his chest to assure him: "That's for sure."

The pheasants startled Huang Yuan on the first night of their stay on the mountain. He thought it was some monsters who didn't have long eyes and saw that the aura here was strong enough to take advantage of it. He made up his mind to beat these monsters out and earn some face in front of the boss. .

It also seems that he has the ability.

So Huang Yuan went.

In the middle of the night, I had a fight with the pheasants, and the fight was wild.

By the time Xie Yun arrived under Chen Yunshan's report, they had already lost both sides.

There were pheasant feathers all over the place, and Huang Yuan was not much better, with scratches and claw marks on his face and body.

These pheasants are more powerful than Huang Yuan thought, but they are not so powerful. After all, most of them have not cultivated human form. The main reason is that there are so many of them, and they beat the master to death.

"Huang, Huang Lao." Xie Yun helped Huang Yuan who was sitting on the ground up, and the pheasants were still glaring at Huang Yuan.

Broken Chicken Spiritual Road is like killing the parents of chickens, if they can't kill Huang Yuan, they can eat Huang Yuan alive.

Huang Yuan got up from the ground in a state of embarrassment, and grabbed Xie Yun's arm. The old man who is usually a fairy has become like a beggar. He is well maintained, his white beard is stained with mud, and his clothes are torn , said pitifully: "I'm useless, I can't help the boss get rid of these chicken essences."

Chen Yunshan was furious: "You are the essence of chicken, your whole family is essence of chicken, we are pheasant demons."

Huang Yuan looked at Chen Yunshan, then at Xie Yun, well, his old eyes were dizzy, so he said very flexibly: "I didn't find out that the pheasant demon is under the control of the boss. Meet a family."

The pheasants watched the old man and sneered at him. They are chickens, but he is a human being. Who is with his family?

Xie Yun knew that he couldn't hide it from Huang Yuan, so he could only hold Huang Yuan's arm and said to Huang Yuan: "Old Huang, let's go. I'll take you back and have a good talk with you."

Chen Yunshan stayed behind to appease his clansmen.

Xie Yun helped Mr. Huang back to his room.

Huang Yuan had fought quite vigorously just now, but as soon as Xie Yun came, he began to pretend that he was old, weak, sick and disabled.

Although he didn't win, it's good to make the boss feel sorry for him.

"It's like this." Xie Yun first poured a cup of tea for Huang Yuan, "Take a sip of tea first, and don't be afraid of what I say later."

Huang Yuan felt that he was well-informed, and he also understood that the boss in front of him should not be a god, but he shouldn't be far away from a god, otherwise he wouldn't be able to control the monsters in Yeyi Hotel.

So Huang Yuan felt that no matter what Xie Yun said, he would not be afraid.

Xie Yun said: "The waiters in the hotel are the three brothers and sisters of the Hu family, who are vixen, Qian Duo and Lin Chao are weasels, and Bai Ju has not yet cultivated human form."

Huang Yuan nodded, he knew all of this.

"Besides, Zhao Gongming, Suixing, Ma Shi, Yang Jian, and Tai Yi are all in the hotel." Xie Yun looked at Huang Yuan seriously.

He felt that Huang Yuan's clear face just now should have guessed almost, and he probably wouldn't be intimidated.

Just when Xie Yun was about to speak, he found that Huang Yuan didn't move at all, and his eyes were closed.

"Old Huang?" Xie Yun shook Huang Yuan's shoulder.

Huang Yuan fell to the ground with a thud - he was really stunned.

Xie Yun could only help him onto the bed.

After waiting for more than 20 minutes, Huang Yuan woke up.

"What were you talking about just now?" Huang Yuan asked struggling.

Xie Yun repeated it again.

Huang Yuan fainted again.

Xie Yun had no choice but to continue guarding.

Hey, fortunately, Mr. Huang is in good health, otherwise he would faint twice in one night, and he would be finished if he was not in good health.

Just like that, Pheasant Essence took office, and the customers soon discovered that there were new waiters in the hotel, and they all looked quite evil. To use a popular saying on the Internet, they are so handsome that they make one's legs weak.

And the handsomeness of Pheasant Essence is not only for women, it is for both men and women.

Anyway, on the first day they came, there were many guests, both men and women, who asked them for private contact information.

This group of pheasant chickens have never had much contact with the human race, they are the youngest generation, because they were told by the elders that they are here to work and must be obedient, so they honestly exchanged phone numbers with each other.

Then the guests discovered that each of them was holding an elderly phone.

Oh my god, how can you use a mobile phone for the elderly if you are so good-looking, so the guests said one after another, as long as you are willing to be nice to me, I will buy you a mobile phone, let alone an Apple fork, even an Apple fork, I will buy it for you too.

Pheasants have always practiced in deep mountains and old forests, and no one has ever treated them so well.

When they were in the mountains, the elders beat and scolded them, didn't they practice hard?Hit, doze off early?Hit, whisper to a friend?beat.

So this batch of Pheasant Essence was moved, and I felt that they were all good people!

So when they went back, they asked the oldest leader among the ten to talk to the patriarch.

That's what it says--

"Anyway, you don't love us, you always beat us, you don't like us, but those human races love us, and they say what we want to give us, so we thought about it, and we won't cause trouble to the elders in the future, We will go live with the human race."

It is conceivable that their buttocks were beaten into eight petals.

A different group of people went to the hotel the next day.

The guests are very sad, hey, I just had a good communication with yesterday, but they won't come today.

It was just a little bit, and I didn't even pull my hand.

But it doesn't matter, the new batch is also good-looking.

So after a few quarrels among the pheasants, the young pheasant spirit discovered that as long as these human beings came for their looks, it wasn't them who loved them, but their faces.

Gradually, the pheasant spirits calmed down, went to work honestly, and were no longer confused by the human race.

The team leader of Pheasant Essence also sighed: "The human race is really scary, no wonder the ancestors didn't let us go to the human race's territory, if it weren't for us old ones, these little ones would be deceived by the human race."

Chen Yunshan listened in despair, the ancestors did not allow them to contact the human race, it was not because of this matter at all, it was because there were too many celestial masters at that time, and they might die if they went out.

Who is like now, there are not many celestial masters, and nymphomaniacs are running all over the place.

And the men and women of the human race are really not reserved at all now.

The pheasant is different from the vixen. The vixen is the girl who grows the best and cultivates the fastest.The pheasant is the boy who grows the best and cultivates the fastest.

Only male pheasants have colorful feathers, while females are bald. It doesn't look good no matter what, and it doesn't look good in human form.

So the pheasants sent to the hotel are all boys.

This is difficult for Chen Meng, she feels that she is simply the emperor, she has to choose a concubine every day, she looks good at this one, and she looks good at that one.

Moreover, although the pheasants' mouths are not sweet, they are quite flattering to Chen Meng, a native of the hotel.

Chen Meng almost thought he had become a fairy.

"Sister Chen, just now a guest said he wanted to bag me." A red-faced pheasant with white teeth tilted his head and asked Chen Meng, "What does bag mean?"

Chen Meng's eyes widened. She also found that these new waiters were very innocent, and their innocence was unbelievable. At first, they thought they were pretending, but later found out that they were not pretending. They were not innocent, but stupid.

So Chen Meng could only explain: "I just want to give you money, and then let him sleep with you."

Pheasant Essence turned pale with shock: "My dad will kill me, no no no."

Chen Meng immediately educated: "Yes, this is not a good thing. Next time someone tells you that, just let him pee and take care of yourself."

Pheasant Essence nodded frantically.

Pheasants would discuss what happened to them today during their lunch break. They sat on stone benches in the garden, that is, the vegetable garden, chatting.

"Someone offered to buy me a car."

"They said they would buy me a house."

"The one I met said he would spend his whole life with me. Why, I only met him twice."

"Don't believe it, the human race is like this, a second is a lifetime."

The pheasant essences finally gradually became smarter. At first, customers could touch their little hands while they were ignorant.

However, there was a pheasant spirit who eloped with the human race.

The human race is a girl, a young rich woman, her family is engaged in real estate. After seeing this pheasant essence, she was shocked to heaven. She lives in a hotel every day, and this girl is very romantic. Send a handkerchief and write a letter Ah, send a flower.

Pheasant Essence didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but he couldn't hold back the enthusiasm of others, and he felt embarrassed, so he returned the gift to others.

So Pheasant Essence felt that the family would definitely not agree, so he ran away with his lover in the middle of the night.

When Chen Yunshan told Xie Yun about this, she had a sad face: "Why can't these children be so seduced?"

Xie Yun felt that the symptoms came from within them, so he said: "Could it be that you are too strict with the juniors?"

Otherwise, why would they want to run after someone who treats them a little better?

After two months, the pheasant spirit came back, crying and saying that the girl he loved just wanted to play with him and didn't plan to be with him for the rest of his life, so he changed back to his original shape, flapping his wings, and came back with difficulty .

Of course, a beating is inevitable.

As a result, just after he was beaten, the girl chased him over again, saying that she didn't agree at the time because she wanted to be more reserved. Unexpectedly, he thought too much and ran back to the hotel.And swear to God that he will not let him down.

Just like that, the two left happily ever after.

Chen Yunshan was so angry that she suffered internal injuries.

Why didn't he think that the juniors in his clan were so unreliable before?

Xie Yun comforted him for several days, but he really didn't know how else to comfort him. He also had a lot of things to do.

Now it’s the end of the year, the construction team is here, the hotel will be closed to thank customers for maintenance, the documents for the contracted land have been completed, the hotel will be expanded, the gardens and ponds will need to be rebuilt, at least fortunately the hotel will not be able to build a few floors, It can be done in half a year.

During the past six months, Xie Yun and Di Jun had a discussion, and Xie Yun was going to pay for everyone to live in Qingyun Town. It was a good supervisor, the rent was not expensive, and they could play mahjong together when they had nothing to do.

Xie Yan has recently started reading, has a good memory, knows what to teach, and is very polite to everyone, only acting like a baby in front of Xie Yun and Di Jun.

But the child is older, and the way of acting like a baby is different from before.

In the past, he directly asked for a hug, but now he stands aside and looks at Xie Yun with pitiful and admiring eyes. Every time Xie Yun sees Xie Yan's expression, he has to immediately put down the things or things in his hands , hugged Xie Yan and kissed his little face.

This is how Xie Yan can laugh.

Di Jun felt that Xie Yan was a very boring kid—he just learned this word, so he couldn't wait to tell Xie Yun.

Xie Yun looked at him strangely: "This is exactly the same as you."

Di Jun: "..."

Tai Yi looked at the eldest brother who ran to his room again: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Di Jun thought about the wording for a long time, and finally he held back and asked, "I'm boring?"

Taichi: "..."

Seeing Tai Yi's expression, Di Jun understood.

He said with a blank face: "Since I am sullen, let me be sullen to the end."

So that night, Xie Yun was forced to wear the caterpillar suit that Di Jun bought for him, and stood in front of the mirror and almost made himself cry.

"Great." The cyan caterpillar twisted its body, "I was wrong! Let me go!"

Di Jun pulled the caterpillar's hair, stroked the caterpillar's belly, and asked softly, "What's wrong with you?"

The caterpillar immediately said: "I shouldn't say you are boring, you are not boring, I am boring."

It sounds perfunctory.

Di Jun: "Your caterpillar looks very tender and juicy."

The caterpillar was stunned, damn it, I didn't expect Di Jun to have such a strong taste, he himself likes rabbits after all.

The caterpillar stretched out its limbs and said, "If you have an appetite, come here."

Just when the caterpillar thought his virginity was going to shatter into pieces tonight, his silly son returned to the room.

"Silly son" Jindan, when he saw the caterpillar on the bed, he turned into a golden three-legged bird with a groan, and rushed over like a whirlwind.

His father grabbed a leg.

The little bird blinked and opened its mouth to cry a few times.

Xie Yun didn't understand, but Di Jun understood.

The unfilial son of Jindan is saying: "Father, you eat the big head, I eat the small head, and leave the butt for Xiaodan."

Di Jun: "..."

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