I woke up with an egg

Hu Tianbao stared at Xie Yun, he looked at it for several seconds, and when he looked away, there was a clear smile in his eyes.

Although he became a fairy at a relatively young age, and he was not born with supernatural powers, he was originally a human race, and he became a fairy after death.

Speaking of age, there is no one thousand years old, and he can be regarded as the young fresh meat of the new generation of Tianting.

But the appearance of the gods in Tianting is very young - those who deliberately look old are not counted, so Hu Tianbao is not worth much.

Xie Yun led Hu Tianbao into the hotel, Hu Tianbao looked around, he was a little surprised and said: "The world has really changed a lot now, think about me back then, how could I have these things?"

Hu Tianbao even touched the wall-mounted TV and the fish tank in the hall with his hands full of envy.

Xie Yun, who thought it was Yuelao, didn't realize it. He also thought that Yuelao had descended into the world before, and said modestly: "Now the development is fast, and science is the first development force."

Hu Tianbao asked doubtfully, "Science?"

Xie Yun: "..."

It seems a little strange to say science.

After all... the existence of gods is very unscientific.

Hu Tianbao said again: "You guys have good Feng Shui."

Xie Yun sighed: "The business is not very good."

Hu Tianbao patted his forehead: "Don't be afraid, when the time comes, I will use my supernatural powers to make lovers get married, and your business will surely prosper and grow steadily."

This is the first time a god said such words to Xie Yun, but Xie Yun was so moved, he nodded vigorously: "You get more couples, the more you become, the more famous our hotel will be."

Hu Tianbao nodded: "Look at mine, I'll make you a couple right now."

Xie Yun: "Huh?"

Hu Tianbao pointed to Hu Da who was standing in the corner talking to Jiang Xiao, and said to Xie Yun, "They are a natural pair, but unfortunately one is a demon and the other is a human being. If I get involved, I don't know if I did something good or something bad." .”

After finishing speaking, he pointed to laziness with a broom, and was leaning his head to talk about Lin Chao's Qianduo and said: "The two of them are lovers, one is affectionate and the other is intentional, and they are both monsters. Let you see my ability."

Xie Yun hurriedly stopped him: "Why didn't I see that the two of them had an adulterous affair? Don't mess with the couple."

Xie Yun, who knew little about gods, didn't know that Yuelao was in charge of heterosexuality, and thought that Yuelao was in charge of both heterosexuality and homosexuality.

Hu Tianbao shook his head and said, "I'm not at fault. I know what they think better than they do."

Xie Yun was ashamed: "Then take it easy."

Hu Tianbao said seriously: "I can delay, but if the time is wrong, they will have no fate, and it will be useless to have affection."

So Xie Yun was caught in a dilemma, and in this situation, it was impossible for him to ask Qian Duo and Lin Chao: "What do you think of a red line for you?"

But if you don't pull him, won't he become the one who beats the mandarin duck?

But what frustrates Xie Yun the most is, why are these two couples gay?

Is heterosexuality so uncommon now?

"Let's do this." Hu Tianbao said, "I'll open the eyes of the sky for you."

Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment, and the word "Sky Eye" sounded grand when he heard it.

By the way... why didn't other gods prescribe it for themselves?

Xie Yun hurriedly nodded: "Okay, okay, open it for me."

Hu Tianbao asked Xie Yun to close his eyes, and then covered Xie Yun's eyelids with his palms. Xie Yun felt that the temperature on his eyelids was very hot. It was not the temperature of human hands, but more like a hot water bottle applied to it, but fortunately, it was not too hot. It's hot, Xie Yun can still hold on.

After a few seconds, Hu Tianbao let go of his hand, and said to Xie Yun: "The sky eye I opened for you this time can control you for a whole day."

"Look." Hu Tianbao pointed to Qian Duo and Lin Chao.

Xie Yun looked intently, there was still Chen Meng in the hall—she was on shift with Zhao Gongming tonight, and it was time for her to be on the night shift.

Then there are Qianduo and the others who work day and night, Jiang Xiao is here to accompany Hu Da, anyway, he has been fine recently, staying up late is nothing.

Chen Meng didn't change much, she dozed off on the table.

Xie Yun looked at Qian Duo and Lin Chao, and found that there was a heart on top of their heads. The color of the heart was pink, and Xie Yun looked complicated.

How should I put it, this is not old at all!Isn't it the red line?

What the hell is that with a peach heart on his head!

Hu Tianbao seemed to feel Xie Yun's complicated mood, and said with a little pride: "I improved this, isn't it more intuitive and clear? And it also has a more artistic sense?"

The corner of Xie Yun's mouth twitched, but he didn't feel it.

Hu Tianbao also said: "They are pink at this stage, and they will turn pink when they are in a relationship, and they will be red when they are determined for life."

This operation is really coquettish, how is it the same as playing a love game.

Hu Tianbao explained: "They are pink now, and when I use supernatural powers, their color will change, otherwise they can only stay like this forever."

Xie Yun was very curious about this operation: "If you hold the red line, they can immediately book for life?"

Hu Tianbao shook his head: "Of course it's not that simple. Otherwise, why do you think there are still divorces in the world? I can only deepen their fate, but I can't decide whether they can be together forever. People's feelings are unpredictable, and heaven can't decide." .”

Xie Yun nodded and understood that Yuelao's red line is not mandatory. If the relationship between the two is gone and the fate fades, the red line will naturally be broken.

It was reassuring to think about it this way.

"Look at it." Hu Tianbao stretched out his hand, made a hand gesture, and then nodded the hearts of Qian Duo and Lin Chao across half the lobby.

Xie Yun, who opened his eyes, just watched Qian Duo and Lin Chao's hearts tremble, like the petals of a flower being touched by the wind, and then the two hearts rose higher and higher, lingering They were entangled together, and finally landed slowly, returning to the heads of the two of them.

I don't know why Xie Yun thought this scene was quite romantic.

It's just that the mouse in question didn't respond, and Qian Duo was still talking to Lin Chao arrogantly, while Lin Chao listened with no expression on his face. Everything just now was like Xie Yun's hallucination.

"It will be effective after a while." Hu Tianbao said, "Where is my room?"

Xie Yun came back to his senses and hurriedly led the way: "Come with me, I have already prepared the room."

Hu Tianbao was very satisfied - after all, he was cut off, and he didn't know who the bosses were in the hotel. He only thought that this mortal was very sensible.

In fact, the vacation is just an excuse, Hu Tianbao's purpose is to go down to find someone.

He waited for hundreds of years before he finally got this opportunity.

The person who killed him back then is estimated to have reincarnated hundreds of times.

Hu Tianbao can light up love for others, but not for himself.

I have been obsessed with it for hundreds of years, but now that I think about it, I still can't let it go.

Xie Yun took Hu Tianbao to the room that had been prepared earlier, told Hu Tianbao what time to eat in the hotel, and after there were any precautions, he asked intimately, "Do you like to wear clothes, or do you change your own?"

Hu Tianbao thought for a while: "Put it on."

After all, he was a mortal.

"It's in the closet, you can just choose to wear it yourself." Xie Yun closed the door after finishing speaking.

The clothes in the closet were all bought by him from the market in the town. Because of the big sale, the short sleeves that usually cost tens of dollars were sold for ten dollars that day, and the shorts were also at the same price. Of course, the quality is not very good , but not bad.

Xie Yun himself doesn't like to dress up very much, so he chooses some popular styles, and these clothes are all broken sizes. Some Xie Yun's clothes are too big, and they are all hung in this room after washing.

It was already three o'clock in the morning when the busy work was over, and Xie Yun only had two hours of sleep time left. Fortunately, the day before because he knew he was going to pick up the old man, he went to bed early, and Xie Yun was not sleepy, so he simply stopped sleeping. Go directly to the kitchen to process the ingredients.

There are fewer and fewer customers recently, because there are fewer holidays in the second half of the year. Even if there are guests, they will stay for two days on weekends. On weekdays, an average of more than a dozen per day is not bad.

Xie Yun came to the kitchen and was rolling up his sleeves to look for ingredients, to see what would be better to cook tomorrow morning.

"Boss." Qian Duo sneaked into the kitchen.

Xie Yun was startled by him, jumped three feet high, covered his chest and asked, "Can you knock on the door?"

Qian Duo walked up to Xie Yun like a thief, and grabbed Xie Yun's shoulders. From this angle, the white light hit Qian Duo's face. If it wasn't for the wrong gender, he would be a ghastly female ghost.

Qian Duo didn't realize it, he was almost sticking to Xie Yun's body, Xie Yun was made goose bumps all over his body, he still hasn't forgotten how nympho this guy was before.

"Boss." Qian Duo asked cautiously, "Can I ask for a leave of absence?"

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, he thought that Qian Duo would ask for something embarrassing for him, but it turned out he was just asking for leave?

wrong.

Xie Yun: "How long do you want to take leave?"

Qian Duo smiled like a dog's leg: "One month is not too little, and half a year is not too much."

Xie Yun: "...Why don't you just resign?"

Qian Duo immediately expressed his loyalty: "How is that possible? I can only work in the hotel because I have accumulated virtue in my previous life. The main reason is that something happened to me."

Xie Yun: "What's the matter? Let me think about it as appropriate?"

Qian Duo immediately said: "The thing is like this."

Qian Duo turned on his phone and showed Xie Yun a video.

Qian Duo said with some embarrassment: "I didn't intend to show it to you, but I have to go back and solve it."

Xie Yun lowered his head to look at the screen of his mobile phone. He didn't know what the video was. The picture was blurry, and the cameraman's hand was not steady, and the video was shaking all the time.

But the people in the picture can still be seen clearly, and one of them is Qian Duo—the one who was beaten.

Although Qian Duo was also trying to fight back, but the opponent had many people after all, three of them pressed down on him and beat him one at a time, obviously his facial features were a bit blurred, but the blood on Qian Duo's face was very conspicuous.

Qian Duo in the video is very young, about fifteen or sixteen years old.

At the last moment, Qian Duo's clothes were stripped off, and he curled up on the ground, while the other three people were still kicking him, and kept saying unsavory words.

Xie Yun caught on to one word, these people called Qian Duo a "second chair".

Qian Duo was probably afraid that Xie Yun would not understand, so he explained: "The second chair is our dialect, which means that I am neither male nor female, and it is quite insulting."

Xie Yun had a complicated expression: "I know, show me this..."

"It's okay." Qian Duo waved his hand, "I've been beaten so much, if I had too much shame, I would have died of shame."

Xie Yun didn't know what expression to make now: "Why did they beat you?"

Qian Duo thought for a while: "I remember, I confessed to this person at that time."

Qian Duo pointed at the man who took the lead in beating him.

"Then he brought someone to beat me, and took pictures of my bare butt." Qian Duo snorted, "I'm a good boy, would I be afraid of such pictures? What a joke! It would be strange if he posted them, if I could With this kind of photo loan, I can make the credit company go bankrupt."

Xie Yun was silent.

"So what are you going back to deal with?" Xie Yun asked.

Qian Duo quickly said, "He didn't know how he knew that I was hugging my thigh. He kept calling me, sending me messages, and even said he wanted to apologize to me."

Xie Yun: "He apologized and you have to ask for such a long leave?"

Qian Duo smiled and said, "Maybe we can develop something?"

Xie Yun really had nothing to say now, he choked for a few seconds, and finally couldn't help asking: "He has treated you like this before, what are you going to develop with him?"

Qian Duo's expression didn't change, he was still smiling: "It's okay, no one likes me anyway, if he likes me now, it doesn't matter what he did to me before."

"But that's not because I like you." Xie Yun felt that she had instantly turned into a worried old woman, looking at how much money she had, she hated iron and steel, "How are you worse than others? You look pretty good, It’s just that the back is a little hunched, only a little bit, and the personality is also quite good, and he is serious in doing things..."

Qian Duo just smiled at Xie Yun: "I have never been liked since I was a child."

He was an orphan since he was a child, and he grew up in a daze, but when he was a little older, he discovered his sexuality and became a nympho, which is even more unusual.

The weasel race is one of the most humanized races, and many of them imitate the human race.

In the eyes of other races, homosexuality is probably not a big deal, but in the weasel race, the views on homosexuality are very similar to those of the human race.

Some people accept it, but most people don't.

Qian Duo grew up in a deformed childhood.

Sitting alone in a dark corner, no one is close to him, no one cares about him, and no one loves him.

Everyone put on a face that looked different, mocking him, satirizing him, and isolating him.

Qian Duo said to Xie Yun, "I'm not abnormal because I have a good attitude."

Xie Yun: "Haven't you considered Lin Chao? Your fellow countryman?"

Qian Duo asked Xie Yun in disbelief: "Why do you think he can make a match with me?"

Xie Yun couldn't say that Yuelao told him, could he?So I changed the rhetoric: "I just feel that the two of you are quite a match."

Qian Duo waved his hand: "What's your match? You don't know how good he is. When he was in elementary school, he was followed by a bunch of people, both boys and girls. He was the king of kids at that time, and everyone loved him. Play."

Qian Duo turned his head and said a little lonely, "Don't take me to play."

Although he is a weasel, Qian Duo looks small. He is not tall, with a small face and small hands. Recently, he has eaten too well. He has a small squirrel face. His face is chubby, probably because of Xie Yun Having a child, he couldn't help touching Qianduo's head.

Qian Duo's hair was very soft, and Xie Yun was surprised to find that it felt pretty good.

Xie Yun said to Qian Duo: "I won't approve your fake this time."

Qian Duo is stupid: "Huh?"

Xie Yun said seriously: "The holiday is for you to relax, not for you to seek abuse. You should work hard."

Qian Duo just looked at Xie Yun stupidly.

Xie Yun glared: "What are you looking at me for? Let me tell you, a great immortal told me that you will have a good marriage in the future, but it's not the one in the video."

Hearing these words, Qian Duo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he tried again to climb onto Xie Yun's shoulders, but this time Xie Yun made a wrong step to dodge him.

Too much money wasted.

"Really?" Qian Duo's eyes flickered with excitement.

Xie Yun: "Really, what am I lying to you for? If I tell a lie, I will be struck by lightning. Okay, you can go back and enjoy yourself secretly. I won't approve of this lie. If you sneak away, don't come back."

After listening to Xie Yun's words, Qian Duo went out honestly, and when he was standing at the door, he looked back at Xie Yun reluctantly.

After Qian Duo closed the door, Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

He jumped out the ingredients and prepared to make rice noodles in the morning.

At this point, it is definitely too late to make handmade rice noodles by yourself. You can only use the rice noodles you bought, and adjust the broth and side dishes yourself.

Xie Yun made the broth with beef bones. After all, what he wants to make is beef powder. The beef should be made into sauced beef, and the soup should be delicious.

The hotel's ingredients, especially meat, are delivered from the mountain every day, so they are still fresh.

There is no way, if you want to be fresher, you can only buy a cow in the hotel and raise it yourself.

The beef bone broth was simmered from three o'clock to six o'clock, and it was simmered slowly over a low heat until the bones almost melted. Xie Yun tasted it, and he didn't add any salt. delicious.

When boiling, not only put beef bones, but also put a chicken rack on it.

After all, the soup stewed with chicken racks is more fresh.

You can't get this taste by stewing beef bones alone.

Because there are no customers today, the first customers to the restaurant came at 07:30 in the morning.

Xie Yun ate it after six o'clock. The rice noodles are different from the previous dishes. They can't be kept warm all the time. They must be cooked now, otherwise they will be lumpy.

Now there are more than ten guests in the hotel, and it doesn't take much time for each person to have a bowl of rice noodles.

Breakfast is not served until ten o'clock.

As a result, Xie Yun didn't have to stay in the kitchen until nine o'clock that day.

The guests ate rice noodles and soup with satisfaction, and said to the people around them: "If it weren't for earning money and working and eating, I wouldn't want to go back. Hey, I really want to stay here forever."

The person next to me was also very sorry: "Come back next time you are on vacation."

……

In this way, the hotel once again ushered in a cold period.

Except for Jiang Xiao, all the guests in the hotel were gone.

Originally, this season is the off-season for tourism, and the popularity of the previous publicity has been used up—although a movie was filmed at Jiang Xing's place, it has not yet been released, and the results of the release are hard to say.

Xie Yun went to ask Di Jun about this matter.

After all, when he was filming before, it was for money, but now he thought of the promotional effect of the film. What if he really didn't shoot well?The effect of this publicity will be discounted a lot.

But... there's nothing he can do if he doesn't shoot well, after all, he was already very serious at that time, and he probably won't be better than before if he tries again.

"Brother, can you help me to see what the movie looks like now?" Xie Yun sat next to Di Jun, clasped his hands together, as if begging.

Di Jun hugged the golden egg and said, "Don't worry."

Xie Yun didn't know why: "It's my first time making a movie, and I'm really worried."

Di Jun took a look at Xie Yun, and felt that this person's reflex arc was really slow. It had been a few days, and now he was worried.

He rushed to Xie Yun and said: "Don't worry, I used a trick at the time."

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Huh?"

Di Jun chuckled, stretched out a finger and tapped Xie Yun's forehead: "I really thought I was a genius."

"Damn it!" Xie Yun grabbed Di Jun's finger and thanked him earnestly, "Master Yao Jun, it's really thanks to you, do you have anything you want? I'll buy it for you, what do you want? Give you what you can afford."

Di Jun touched the golden egg and looked at Xie Yun with a half-smile: "What do you have?"

Xie Yun was instantly depressed. Indeed, he was a mortal now, so he probably couldn't give him what the other party wanted.

Xie Yun could only write a blank check: "Although I don't have anything right now, I will definitely have some in the future. I can have whatever you want by then."

Di Jun smiled and said, "Then let's talk about it later."

Xie Yun heaved a sigh of relief, he had to pay back the favors he owed, this was the education Xie Yun had received since he was a child.

At this moment, Xie Yun suddenly remembered that he had opened his eyes. He quietly raised his head and looked at the top of Di Jun's head. After all, the eyes were not his own, but Hu Tianbao's. I really can't see it.

Xie Yun looked seriously at the top of Di Jun's head.

A little pink heart was hanging on Di Jun's head.

no?Yao Jun is... in love?

with whom?

Male or female?

Zhao Gongming?Nezha?Year star?

Nezha probably is impossible, after all he looks like a child, if Yao Jun is really moved, it will take five years to start in the world.

Zhao Gongming?Well, it’s possible. Brother Zhao is still very handsome, gentle, nice-sounding, and well-mannered. If Xie Yun were to rate him on a 99-point scale, Xie Yun would give Zhao Gongming a [-], and one point would be deducted for fear of his arrogance.

Year star?It's also possible, after all, Sui Xing has a good appearance, and he is also perfect in how he behaves.

As for Zhinu and Seven Fairies...

Yao Jun probably wouldn't look at a married woman, would he?

Love triangles can kill.

Xie Yun fell into a strange imagination. If it was a love triangle of gods, what would the final result be like?

Di Jun noticed that Xie Yun was suddenly stunned, and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

Xie Yun was excited for a moment: "Big brother! I think Brother Zhao is pretty good! As for the two fairies Zhinu and Qixiannv, you still have to think about it. Love is a momentary pleasure, the Triangle Crematorium!"

Di Jun: "...?"

The author has something to say: Hu Tianbao: "I came down to earth to find someone."

Xie Yun: "Who?"

Hu Tianbao: "The one who killed me."

Xie Yun (whispering): "I've remembered it for hundreds of years. From another perspective, this is also true love."

ps: Qiqi has encountered this kind of money in real life, because she experienced extreme lack of love when she was a child (usually lack of parental love, motherly love and sense of security, coupled with low self-esteem), so once someone treats him better, or Whoever falls in love with will dedicate everything very humblely.

Therefore, the probability of encountering scumbags will also become very high. I will meet a very beautiful girl, who is white and thin, with long legs, and looks like a Korean beauty.But the male tickets I found were not very good-looking, and they even cheated.

Everyone can't understand, but she said: "Because he is very good to me, I think he loves me."

I hope that this kind of people who lack love can finally find someone who truly loves them.

Don't be humble in the face of love, in the face of love, regardless of everything, everyone is equal.