I woke up with an egg

Before the show, Xie Yun and Zhang Yang had already had a public opinion war on Weibo. In the beginning, friends in Zhang Yang's circle suddenly posted a Weibo with Xie Yun in it.

The content is the same, nothing more than: [Obviously a certain person wants to gain popularity after being cold, and dares to say that others are not upright, so I will say it here aboveboard, I will not mention the name, to save you some face, But everyone knows who is talking about. 】.

Originally, Xie Yun didn't notice it at the beginning. After all, Zhang Yang's friends are famous talkers. Well, famous talkers rely on criticizing others to boost their self-worth. Moreover, these people are very smart, and they will never scold those with background , or a celebrity figure.

They usually scold female celebrities, especially those who suddenly become famous and have no backstage.

The connotation is that others rely on sleep to get the upper hand, and the euphemistic name is to expose the dirty inside of the entertainment industry.

Xie Yun almost spat at them when he found out, he only knows how to bully women, what kind of man is he, it's embarrassing.

When I really met these female stars on the show, each of them lowered their heads faster than anyone else. Just thinking about that cheeky dog ​​face makes me sick.

Yang Che called to remind him of these microblogs. Yang Che used to cooperate with Xie Yun in the club, fff club, specializing in animation commentary. Later, the business expanded, not only doing club commentary, but also doing interviews with well-known cosplayers, and Large event planning.

However, in two years, this club has become a decent club, and it has established a special work club, which can be regarded as an important topic club in the industry.

As soon as Yang Che saw these people posting Weibo in groups, he quickly called Xie Yun.

"You have to be mentally prepared. I think they are the first step." Yang Che was very worried about Xie Yun. He watched Xie Yun slowly go from a poor hotel owner to the present, and his feelings It's a bit complicated, and for Yang Che, it's even a bit of fun to cultivate, "I'll find someone to clarify it for you."

This is Yang Che helping Xie Yun with his face.

Xie Yun: "No, I can solve it myself."

Yang Che: "Zhang Yang didn't even show up in person. Your coming out in person now proves that your popularity is not as good as Zhang Yang's. You have lost half of the show before you both appear on the show."

People have a fixed mindset, that is, a person who is not popular must have personality defects, and conflicts with others, and most of the problems must come from this person who is not popular.

"Then I'll trouble you." Xie Yun thought for a while, and stopped being polite to Yang Che, "I will give you a [-]% discount when you come with your team members."

Yang Che smiled: "Well, I will definitely go there often."

Xie Yun chatted with Yang Che for a few more words before hanging up the phone.

As a result, as soon as Yang Che hung up the phone, Zheng Jiahe called. Ever since he regained his musical inspiration under the influence of villains, he has been giving free concerts in various impoverished areas. Just set up a platform in an open space, and listen to it if you want to, and forget it if you don’t want to.

As a result, last month, Zheng Jiahe won an award abroad, which was an award with a particularly high gold content, and he was the first Chinese to win this award. For this matter, Zheng Jiahe was highly praised by the media during this period, saying He is doing honor to his country.

"I'll post on Weibo to help you talk." Zheng Jiahe said to Xie Yun after hearing the ins and outs, "Jiang Xing has fallen in love recently, so I probably didn't notice it. I'll call him later, when the time comes Say a few words for you."

Xie Yun felt a little embarrassed: "It's not a big deal."

Zheng Jiahe smiled: "I've seen it all on TV. You are amazing. You speak harshly in front of so many media. I didn't realize that you still have a bad temper before."

When the interview came out, most of the people who knew Xie Yun could not believe that the person who spoke harshly could be Xie Yun. After all, Xie Yun is generally recognized as having a good temper. People in the service industry have a bad temper.

Zheng Jiahe also said: "You came out so naturally. Although the scolding battle between you and Zhang Yang has attracted more attention now, it is estimated that the topic of your coming out will gain the upper hand once the heat of the scolding battle subsides."

Xie Yun didn't pay much attention, he said: "Anyway, I'm not going to keep it a secret for the rest of my life."

The main reason is that it is a little uncomfortable to hear the description of male friends.

After all, Di Jun's identity was verified by his parents.

But his real other half, using the term "friend", Xie Yun felt very unhappy.

He is a human race, in fact, his own abilities are very limited, and he can't do much for Di Jun, but at least on this point, Xie Yun will not back down.

What Xie Yun wants is that in the eyes of the world, he and Di Jun are a couple.

Even if one day I was sick and Di Jun was by my side, no one would point to Di Jun and ask, "Is this your friend?"

Zheng Jiahe clicked his tongue: "It's good to be young, young people always have a drive."

Xie Yun smiled: "It's not aggressive, I also thought it through."

Because Yang Che's popularity is good, he cooperates with many well-known cosplayers, and the fans of these celebrities are actually not that many, so Xie Yun's side actually has the upper hand.

And this group of cosplayers are not small characters, they are already well-known in the circle, and even the fans are very combative.

These fans don't necessarily know who Xie Yun is, but they just need to know where their fans stand.

According to their words: "It doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong, anyway, we stand on whoever is the big one."

Especially a female cosplayer, who became famous early and is a sexy cosplayer. Her fans are all nerds. Don't underestimate the fighting power of nerds. The nerds became crazy. There was almost no circle of them who were their opponents. They even bought a navy army spontaneously.

This is no longer a battle between Xie Yun and Zhang Yang. The battle has intensified and become a battle between fans.

Fans of famous talkers think that this group of young lovers, rotten girls and otaku, can't compare with their own group, a bunch of sb.

Fans of the cosplayers think that this group of stinking mouths are full of people. They have never done anything good, but they are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and they will pour dirty water on everyone, which is disgusting.

As a result, the two fan groups were in a state of darkness.

These two fan groups seemed not enough, so they each started dragging other groups into the water. For example, the fans of cosplayers dragged fans of a few big-name movie stars to their camp, and the fans of famous talkers dragged some microbloggers. Go into the water with well-known fans.

The situation is out of control.

But what everyone paid most attention to was the episode where Xie Yun and Zhang Yang confronted each other.

They fought for a whole week, and on Saturday, the people who fought were watching the live TV while holding their mobile phones and changing Weibo accounts to continue fighting.

Don't sleep, pinch up this weekend.

Fighting makes people happy.

Before the show, the program team made some arrangements. Xie Yun and Zhang Yang were not allowed to meet outside the studio. The two came out at different entrances. I was afraid that they would disagree with each other in private. , but if you really play well and go to the hospital, then the loss outweighs the gain.

Xie Yun came by himself, without Di Jun and Jindan.

Zhang Yang glanced at Xie Yun from a distance, and let out a pee inwardly.

In Zhang Yang's eyes, Xie Yun is the kind of person who is lucky but has little strength. He has no acting skills, but somehow became famous and has good popularity. How can such a person with no real ability be popular? Honestly, she has been in the entertainment industry for so many years, but she can't become popular?

Zhang Yang didn't dare to hate those popular stars who were more popular and famous than him, but much younger than him. He could only hate people like Xie Yun who had no background and were not very popular.

Xie Yun also saw Zhang Yang, and he gestured to Zhang Yang from a distance.

Zhang Yang: "..."

Wo Ri, this person has not grown up, has he?Is it so childish?

In addition to Zhang Yang and Xie Yun, there are three other guests in this episode. In fact, this is a gossip-type show, and the popularity is not very high. These guests are not big names, not even small ones.

Zhang Yang is considered the most well-known person among them, but Zhang Yang's appearance fee is only [-] per episode. Originally, Zhang Yang thought that the next time he signed the contract, he could get a little more money per episode. It would be great if it could be raised to [-].

But he also knows that if he can't do something, his worth will not rise.

So Xie Yun's incident was also considered to be provoked by him deliberately.

There are five guests in total. Talk shows don’t need a big venue. A small studio is enough. The style of this studio is still colorful and gaudy, and the lights are so bright that it’s outrageous. , so it is a live broadcast and will not be edited.

The program team had said hello in advance, and they couldn't swear or swear, and they couldn't involve current affairs, and the rest didn't matter.

Fans and blacks are all guarding in front of the TV, ready to scold the other camp to death if they disagree.

The host made an opening remark, nothing more than thanking the title sponsor and introducing a few guests.

In particular, Xie Yun was introduced emphatically.

The host is a male host in his 20s. He looks average, but he has good eloquence. He first said to Xie Yun: "Mr. Xie is the first time to participate in a talk show, right? Did you do any homework before appearing on our show?"

Xie Yun sat on the chair and said solemnly: "I did."

Everyone was a little curious, and the host asked, "What's the homework?"

Xie Yun said the truth: "Why don't you use dirty words to make people speechless."

After finishing speaking, he seemed to realize that he had slipped his tongue, so he said again: "No, how to reason with people."

Everyone: "...hahahahaha"

The host also smiled face-saving: "Mr. Xie is really humorous."

Xie Yun smiled but didn't smile: "It's average, I still have more humorous moments."

Seeing that everyone's attention was on Xie Yun, Zhang Yang quickly interjected: "Didn't Mr. Xie say before that he would not enter the entertainment circle? Why did he participate in the food competition? Is it because it is difficult to take back what I said, so I found another way ?”

The question was rather tactful. At first glance, it seemed that there was no malice, just ordinary concern, but if Xie Yun followed his words, it would confirm the rumors about the gourmet competition.

Xie Yun pulled out a smile: "Mr. Zhang, I have a question to ask you."

As soon as Zhang Yang heard it, he knew that Xie Yun was going to embarrass himself, so he sat upright: "Please speak."

Xie Yun: "I heard that there is a kind of creature that is not born to find food on its own, and has no skills, but they can survive because they will follow larger predators and rely on the excrement of these predators to survive. Sheng, do you think this kind of creature is worthy of encouragement?"

The corner of Zhang Yang's mouth froze, he was scolding himself for eating shit!

Zhang Yang held his breath and was about to say something.

Xie Yun said again: "By the way, this kind of creature relies on stepping on the seat on the corpse of its companion, devours its companion before it is an adult, and uses the flesh and blood of its companion as its own nourishment. How does it do it? ? It is to guide other insects to eat their own companions."

Everyone's expressions are very exciting. Everyone knows that when Zhang Yang first became famous, he sold the privacy of his rising senior brother on a program. His senior brother had a failed relationship. The woman lied to all the savings of the senior brother. On the show, Zhang Yang told this story in a mocking tone, leading everyone to call his senior brother stupid.

This senior brother became a laughing stock in the circle and disappeared. Now he goes to do odd jobs in the photography city to barely make ends meet.

Xie Yun also said: "Mr. Zhang may not be able to understand it, because Mr. Zhang has also done this kind of thing. I remember that three years ago, Mr. Zhang had a show, stand-up comedy, didn't he just use this trick?"

Zhang Yang: "Mr. Xie, you are making something out of nothing and spouting blood. I admit that what I said in the previous program was a bit too much, but I have already said it to you in private."

"Apologize?" Xie Yun was surprised, "Did you apologize?"

Zhang Yang smiled, as long as the audience believed it, it didn't matter whether he apologized or not, after all, no one can tell about such private matters.

Xie Yun said: "Why are you apologizing? You are right."

Everyone: "...Huh?"

Woji, what kind of operation is this?

Xie Yun smiled, and said calmly: "I go to the food competition, the first is that I have real skills, I dare to compete with others openly, and the second is that if I have good results, I can give more points to the hotel Business, after all, besides living in a hotel, is it for eating?”

After finishing speaking, Xie Yun said to the camera: "Here I would like to introduce to the audience friends. My name is Xie Yun. My job is the hotel owner of the half-mountainside hotel in Qingyun Town. If you are interested, you can come to our hotel for a stay. The consumption is not high, 140 yuan per night for a single room, and 80 yuan per person for meals.”

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Yang's face was almost distorted with anger. In his impression, Xie Yun should be a person with a bad tongue. He had inquired, and everyone said that Xie Yun had a good temper. Offended, he is not easy to get angry, and he doesn't know how to swear. He is a person who is easily bullied.

Why is this Xie Yun completely different from the Xie Yun that others say?

Zhang Yang's tone became sharp and mean, he knew that he could no longer sit still like this, he had to say something to restore the situation, otherwise this symposium would be led by the nose by Xie Yun.

If he had known that Xie Yun could speak like this, he would have made more preparations.

"I heard that Mr. Xie has a friend of the same sex? I always send you off during the competition." Zhang Yang said with a natural expression, "In fact, there are some things you don't need to hide from everyone. After all, the national conditions are now open, even if..."

"Not friends of the same sex." Xie Yun interrupted him, "It's my lover."

Everyone has become numb.

Zhang Yang: "... oh... oh!"

Xie Yun's face was a little red, and he looked a little embarrassed, like a young man in love: "It is because of his encouragement that I will participate in the food competition. People work harder."

Xie Yun said: "So for him, I have to work harder."

The corners of Zhang Yang's mouth froze: "But there are still prejudices against same-sex couples in China..."

Xie Yun suddenly opened a pair of sincere eyes and looked at Zhang Yang: "Didn't you just say that the domestic atmosphere is open? I think who you fall in love with and who you like are all personal things. Everyone is very busy and has to work to earn money. Money supports the family, who is okay to stare at other people and fall in love with them every day."

Zhang Yang: "..."

Does this mean that he is the kind who just stares at others and falls in love?

The guests next to him also noticed Zhang Yang's predicament. After all, they had done so many episodes of the program together, and they were a little superficial, so they came out to smooth things over: "Mr. Xie, why didn't you choose to stay in the entertainment industry? You had a good momentum at the beginning. .”

Xie Yun laughed, making everyone in front of the TV dumbfounded.

There is no doubt that Xie Yun is good-looking, but his good-looking is not too aggressive, and it will not make people feel vigilant.

Obviously there is a pair of peach blossom eyes that look like affection, but those eyes are never merciless.

It's just that when he smiles now, his gentle appearance suddenly becomes very eye-catching. He has exquisite facial features, every minute and every inch is just right, as if the ice has melted, finally revealing a corner of the peach forest.

It was just a smile, and this person suddenly became different.

"Because I'm busy with my job and dating." Xie Yun said with a smile, "Eating and eating men and women is a big desire for people."

It took a few seconds for the guest to come back to his senses, and his face gradually turned a little red. With such a man, he would be willing to have sex.

Xie Yun: "I almost forgot why I was on this show, Mr. Zhang Yang."

Zhang Yang was called by name suddenly. Fortunately, he was always ready to be called by Xie Yun, so he sat up straight and looked at Xie Yun: "Huh?"

Xie Yun smiled: "I want to ask you, how does it feel to hold other people's privacy, slander others behind their backs, and pretend to be a righteous person?"

This time, not only the guests were stupid, but also the audience.

The main thing is to be on this kind of show, you must have something in your words, they are all punching combinations, whoever comes up will throw a straight punch, and if you say it so clearly, isn't it just saying "I'm not here to be on the show, I'm here fighting"?

Doesn't Xie Yun want to lose face?

Xie Yun... really shameless.

"Since you are used to doing this kind of thing, let's take a closer look at Mr. Zhang Yang, what have you done since your debut?" Xie Yun did not wait for Zhang Yang to speak, and began to recite it backwards, "Mr. apprenticed under the name of sir."

"Everyone knows Mr. Yang Xianxue, right? He is a language artist." Xie Yun looked at Zhang Yang and found that Zhang Yang's expression became flustered, but he was still trying to keep calm. Xie Yun said, "Mr. Yang Xianxue was planning to take Mr. Zhang Yang with him. On the Spring Festival Gala, let Mr. Zhang Yang make his debut on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala."

Zhang Yang learned sketches at first.

"It's a pity that Mr. Zhang Yang couldn't wait any longer. Mr. Zhang Yang revealed to the other party the sketch that Mr. Yang Xianxue was going to perform, and then went to the other party's venue to perform on stage."

"It's a pity that the performance was mediocre."

Xie Yun: "By the way, I'm not talking about this, everyone will find out after checking."

Zhang Yang couldn't sit still anymore, he stood up excitedly, and pointed at Xie Yun: "You, you are talking nonsense! You are trying to take revenge on me! Just because I exposed the truth of your hype, you are so angry, that's why..."

Xie Yun spread out his hands and made a nonchalant gesture: "You say I'm a hype, and if I'm a hype, I don't care about you at all, because the more trouble you make, won't you give me more exposure? ?”

Xie Yun: "Ah, by the way, you laughed at your senior brother for being scammed by his girlfriend, but why didn't you say that you cheated your girlfriend's money?"

"Even if the person who is deceived is stupid, he is sincere. He has never done anything bad and has just been let down."

"But what about the deceitful people? They have bad character, no quality and no education."

Zhang Yang: "Joke, how could I cheat a woman's money, stop being funny!"

Xie Yun looked at Zhang Yang without any wavering in his eyes: "Is it true or not? I have already invited the woman outside the studio. The woman herself is willing to confront you. Do you dare to respond?"

Zhang Yang was shocked. He had just debuted back then. Although his teacher’s opponent provided him with a stage, he was not trained by the opponent after all. He would not give any good resources or support him. At that time, he had no money. Just met a female white-collar worker.

The female white-collar worker has a very small circle of friends, and she is relatively reserved. If he shows his affection a little bit, and speaks sweet words, the other party will be devoted to him.

While laughing secretly at the stupidity of this woman, he coaxed her to take out the money, saying that if he made money in the future, he would definitely marry her and let her live a good life.

When he really finds a chance to enter the entertainment circle, of course he won't associate with this woman again.

After all, this woman is also a part of his dark history.

"She, she's here?" Zhang Yang was confused, and when he mentioned his former teacher, Zhang Yang was still calm. After all, it is impossible for someone like a teacher to accuse him on the Internet and tell the truth about the past.

Zhang Yang knew a long time ago that his teacher was the kind of person who put shit on his face and wanted to save face.

But female white-collar workers are not the kind of people who want to save face.

He really believed that the other party would come.

Everyone looked at Zhang Yang's appearance, and knew in their hearts that something was wrong, Zhang Yang had already lost.

Xie Yun led the whole conversation by the nose.

Xie Yun smiled and said: "Mr. Zhang, look, if you don't do bad things, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. Are you afraid now?"

Zhang Yang couldn't say a word anymore, he was strangled by the neck, and Xie Yun grabbed his life. He had already lost, and his defeat was crushing.

"I'm actually very talkative." Xie Yun said to the camera with a smile, "Whoever treats me well, I treat whom well. People, it's best to live a simple life."

Everyone shouted frantically in their hearts: "Your life is not easy at all!"

A guest said to Xie Yun with complicated eyes: "Boss Xie, you are really eloquent."

Xie Yun looked humble, and said with complacency in his tone: "Much praise, praise."

Guest: "..."

I'm not praising you!

The author has something to say: Xie Yun: "Hey, about how thick-skinned I am, you should ask Di Jun first!"