The blind date is Neptune

On the wide big bed, a boy was sleeping soundly with his back stretched out, when suddenly his phone vibrated twice, and then rang.

The boy frowned irritably, reached out and buried the phone under the pillow, while he got under the thick quilt, pretending not to hear it.

The phone rang persistently, and the boy stubbornly closed his eyes to sleep, but the irritability between his brows became more and more intense.

At this moment, a black and white unknown object broke into the door suddenly, and jumped onto the bed with lightning speed.

"Uh……"

In an instant, the boy endured the unbearable weight of life.

"Dog! Egg! Get out of here!"

As if feeling the raging fire burning behind the boy, the mighty husky became obedient in an instant.

The boy rubbed his aching forehead from sleep, looked at Goudan's skillful and well-behaved pattern, and was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

The phone was still ringing, the boy took it out from under the pillow, glanced at the caller, and answered.

"Qiuhong, you pig haven't woken up yet?"

A delicate, energetic female voice came from the phone.

Qiu Hong casually hummed, brushed his hair back, threw his phone on the bed, and dragged his slippers to the bathroom to wash up.

On the phone, a female voice chattered: "Did you stay up all night to live broadcast again? You forgot that there was a blind date today. By the way, didn't you add WeChat? How did the chat go? Does it feel okay?"

Qiuhong yawned, what a fart, it has been three days since he added WeChat, and the two of them haven't said a word.

Looking at his face in the mirror, which was even more handsome than yesterday, Qiu Hong sneered, if he wasn't too lazy to talk about a partner, why would he go on a blind date?

As for why he agreed to meet today——Qiu Hong squinted his eyes, the main reason was that when he looked at the photos at the beginning, the blind date was quite to his liking, and it was not a disadvantage to meet him.

On the phone, Bai Jingjing was still nagging, Qiuhong wiped his face, and shouted to the bed: "Bring me a breakfast, two fried dough sticks and a tofu nao, no green onion or spicy food."

"roll!"

The annoying nagging was finally gone.

After washing, Qiuhong turned his head and saw his stupid son squatting at the door of the bathroom staring at him intently, with a very cute posture.

Qiuhong didn't bother to argue with him.

When I brought Goudan back to me, it was a small one. The little guy seemed to regard him as his mother, and no matter how indifferent he was, he would sneak into him every day, and being hit in the face in the morning was even more common.

Now that he has grown up, this dog has no clue about his tonnage, and he still pounces on him every day. At the beginning, Qiuhong would still get angry, but seeing this guy's stupid face, he felt that he was also stupid when he got angry. of.

Dog things are quick to learn, but with this bad habit, he will not change his life or death, Qiu Hong will be woken up by this stupid son every now and then, and he is used to it.

Qiuhong opened Weibo and sent a request for leave.

Funny Cat-Hongyan V: I have something to do today, please take leave.

This account has about [-] fans. Qiuhong has never bought fans, and most of them are live fans, so the comment area quickly became lively.

Covering the sky with a stick: The sofa, no surprise, can't be set up by someone who asks for leave.

Is the concubine beautiful or not: I am already very satisfied. If you look at the live broadcast of Pigeon in the past, there is no reason to stop broadcasting it.

Brother Hong’s leg pendant: Today is another day when I can’t see Brother Hong’s beauty (lost)

Qiuhong didn't care, switched to another account on Weibo, and sent another request for leave.

The end point - no trace of things V: There is something in reality, if you don't change it today, you will make it up tomorrow.

Mozun Martial God: Tomorrow will be tomorrow, so much tomorrow, Brother Hen.

Tiantian: He's here, he's here, he's here with a leave note!

Qiu Hongwo looked at the comments on the sofa, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth: This year's readers are really smarter, how can it be possible to make up for it!

If Qiuhong's readers knew what he thought, they would have to bury him with a blade!

The author of Dian Dingjia is like him. He asks for leave every three to five times. He doesn’t make up the update once. If the update is owed, he can reopen the book. The readers are already Buddha, so just watch his performance quietly. Every day’s update is a surprise. .

Just as Qiuhong wanted to close Weibo, Weibo suddenly posted a new Weibo.

Jiangcheng Baijiu V: I'm sorry, because there is something in the [-]D, there is no update today, cuties don't have to wait for the update, we will update it tomorrow (bixin).

Qiu Hong clicked his tongue lightly, today is really a good day, and Jiang Cheng, who has been constantly changing for days, is about to ask for leave.

Jiangcheng Baijiu is the author of Green River.

Yes, as the author of a terminal literature station, Qiuhong's Bai Yueguang is actually written by Jiangcheng Baijiu, who is famous for writing Tanmei.

Two years ago, because of Bai Jingjing's love for Amway, Qiuhong came into contact with the topic of danmei for the first time. Not long after, he confirmed his sexual orientation and came out with his family.

Qiuhong narrowed his eyes and yawned, lazily lying on the rocking chair on the balcony.

What was the look of the couple at that time?

He remembered that the woman frowned, asked if he was serious, and then never mentioned it again.

The man reacted very strongly, but he just thought he was ashamed and sick, and wanted to beat him, but unfortunately he ran away.

The corners of Qiuhong's mouth curled up slightly, and he didn't know if it was because of those past events or the sunshine was too pleasant.

The glass of the balcony blocked the cold wind outside, but the sunlight quietly broke in through the window. Qiuhong rocked the chair, touched his shriveled stomach, and gradually regretted that he had finished eating snacks yesterday and was too lazy to go to the supermarket to stock up.

But it was the end of the year, and the supermarket was crowded with people every day, so Qiu Hong didn't want to struggle in the crowd.

Suddenly, Goudan, who was circling around Qiuhong's feet, became vigilant, looked fiercely at the door, and let out a low growl from his throat.

Qiuhong listened to the sound of the key opening the door, and stroked Goudan's head comfortingly. It wasn't until Bai Jingjing's figure appeared in the living room that Goudan relaxed and rushed towards Bai Jingjing wagging his tail.

Bai Jingjing looked at her relatives, put the rice on the table, knelt down and put her arms around Goudan's head: "Dog! Egg! I miss my sister to death!"

"Come on, call Dad to listen."

Qiuhong walked slowly to the dining table. He is Goudan's father, and Bai Jingjing is Goudan's older sister. It is no problem to call him Dad.

Bai Jingjing took a deep breath, smirked and said, "You can't stop your mouth if you eat?"

"Change your clothes quickly. Remember to shut your mouth and thank you when you go on a blind date. If your mouth messes it up, you will die alone forever."

The mouth is cheap and pissed off.

"Why don't you kindly sponsor my blind date with earplugs?"

It's impossible to shut up, and it's impossible to shut up in this life. It's only by covering other people's ears to get by.

Seeing that he had almost eaten, Bai Jingjing picked out a set of silver-gray casual clothes from Qiuhong's wardrobe and asked him to change into them.

The blind date for her brother was determined after more than a year of comparison and evidence collection, and she didn't even care about the date herself.

If it wasn't for the fact that she only likes men, she would have wished to have sex with herself, how could she have fallen into the hands of such a dude as Qiuhong.

Not long after, Qiuhong came out of the bedroom: "How about it, you are handsome!"

"Handsome, handsome, so handsome that I'm almost suffocating. Today, I will definitely conquer Yan Xiaowen with my looks."

Yan Xiaowen, the school girl and senior of Bai Jingjing School, Qiuhong's blind date today is the idiot who added WeChat for three days and only said "Hello, I'm Yan Xiaowen".

Bai Jingjing made an appointment with someone at 12:30, Qiuhong got up at eleven o'clock, and it was almost twelve o'clock after eating and tidying up.

Bai Jingjing hurriedly drove her to the agreed coffee shop, and arrived exactly 10 minutes early.

When Qiuhong arrived at the agreed location, he waited for 10 minutes, but Yan Xiaowen hadn't arrived yet.

Tsk, is it late or let him go?

Qiuhong yawned. He didn't go to bed until after two o'clock yesterday. He didn't get enough sleep and had a headache. He took a picture of an empty seat and said, "Go back to sleep and have braised pigeon for lunch."

Bai Jingjing murmured in her heart, no way, didn't she say that Yan Xiaowen has a good personality?How could you release pigeons for no reason?

Just as Qiuhong finished sending the message to Bai Jingjing, he saw a tall man striding towards him.

"Hi, I'm Yan Xiaowen."

"Qiuhong."

Qiuhong raised his head and looked at Yan Xiaowen, his eyes skipped over his gold-rimmed glasses, he really looked like the well-dressed beast and gentle scum in the TV.

Bai Jingjing's face is not broken, her face is better than in the photo, the most important thing is her tall and straight body, her legs are straight and long.

Qiuhong secretly backed away from the idea of ​​going home to sleep, and sat upright.

While Qiuhong was looking at Yan Xiaowen, Yan Xiaowen was also looking at Qiuhong.

He doesn't look too old, with long and sharp eyebrows, narrow eyes, and unconsciously lazy expression, which seems to be a little nearsighted. When looking at people, he likes to squint his eyes, like those arrogant and arrogant cat owners on Weibo.

Yan Xiaowen pretended not to see Qiuhong's movement of getting up just now, and walked to the opposite side with a light smile: "I encountered some accidents on the road, I have been waiting for a long time."

"It's okay." Qiuhong put away the phone and handed the menu to Yan Xiaowen, "What would you like to drink?"

"Orange juice, I'm not used to coffee."

Qiuhong didn't like to drink those bitter things either, so he happily ordered two glasses of orange juice under the strange gaze of the waiter.

Yan Xiaowen said gently: "You have watched your live broadcast, you are very good."

Qiuhong was uncommonly modest: "It's so-so."

The slightly raised corners of his mouth betrayed his mood.

Qiuhong's live broadcast is the mobile game Glory of Kings, he is famous for his face, and he dominates the Cat King area.

So even if his skills are in place, when others talk about him, they always say that he is a good-looking anchor, but ignore his skills, which is very annoying.

So Yan Xiaowen, in Qiuhong's heart, suddenly turned from a gentle scum to a unique vision.

Qiuhong turned on the game and said grandly, "Come on, I'll play you a few rounds."

Yan Xiaowen: ...

Yan Xiaowen's game level is indeed not very good, the rank of Platinum [-] may also be because he doesn't play much.

The common position is the middle lane and the bottom lane. You either compete with girls or primary school students for positions. Thinking about it, you often bump into positions, which is quite miserable.

Qiuhong drove the diamond trumpet and directly pulled him to the diamond rank, playing for three hours.

Yan Xiaowen touched his stomach that was aching from hunger, and couldn't help but interrupt Qiu Hong above: "Let's go eat something first."

A three-hour blind date would have been interesting, if he hadn't been hungry.

Qiuhong was stunned: "You didn't eat?"

"I'm delayed by something." Yan Xiaowen replied tactfully, in fact, it's already past lunch time, but Qiuhong's work and rest are different from ordinary people.

After thinking about it, Qiuhong understood, he felt guilty, pursed his lips, and looked nothing like the game he played just now.

Yan Xiaowen liked the way Qiuhong played games, he was very airy.

But not very hungry.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

The head of the wall is all over the Internet: What is a good day today?The only novel pigeon to chase after at the end, Mrs. Cangcheng Baijiu from Lujiang even asked for leave.I want to watch a live broadcast to pass the time, and the most eye-catching swan goose is also cooing, it's too difficult for me! (crying)

Mouth stinks to death Reply @墙头淡全网: The blogger has such a good mouth, he can eat even swan geese, what else does he have besides a face?

The wall replies to @口气死了: I don’t play games, of course I just look at my face! (righteous)

☆、Chapter 2