I accidentally died yesterday [comprehensive]

The fairy is not at home, but there are quite a few people who come to worship, and there may be some tourists who are watching the excitement.

Kurokawa stands high and can see far away, just in time to see all of this.

Among these people are rich and poor, tall and short, fat and thin, old and young, male and female, all dressed in different styles and temperaments.

But the sight of them all clasping their hands together and worshiping the tree god was like a wave, one after another. It would be a good material to put on TV, but Kurokawa didn't like it.

He always felt that the group of people who worshiped and worshiped God were piled together, like sheep being grazing, very unfree, but it was impossible for him to show up to stop him, he was lazy, loved freedom, loved his own freedom, and Freedom to love others - don't care what other people do, as long as it doesn't hinder him.

With such a state of mind.

Hei Chuan sat down on the tree branch, the whistling wind and snow in his ears kept hitting the tree trunk, and a flutter of snowballs fell from the tree branch on the top, passed through his transparent figure of several kilograms, and hit him straight to the ground.

However, Kiemon next to him is a fat cat with a solid body, and a lot of snow balls fell on his hair. Kurokawa reached out and poked him twice to clean him up. The scene of pilgrimage below, the beard is twitching non-stop, a pair of paws resting on the face, the eyes are so envious, this is sour.

Kurokawa asked him, "You like it so much?"

Kiemon: "A little bit... just a little bit."

"The hair on my body is almost bald, and I haven't received so many believers."

Obviously, Kiemon still has a little bit of trouble in his heart for this fast-growing Internet celebrity god.

Then he sighed again, "It's just that he is amazing... from nothing to something, from something to something more, this is the right opportunity, with a natural dexterity, others can't catch up."

Kurokawa didn't know why Kiemon was so obsessed with the shrine and the believers. He personally didn't like to be believed, worshiped and relied on.

Turning his eyes to look into the crowd, he saw a few strange-looking people, in Heichuan's eyes, they were as bright as a large light bulb with hundreds of watts. They were not thieves, and even though they were mixed in the crowd, their hands and feet were clean. If Kurokawa had to define them, they would be liars.

Let's look at this person's face first, young, energetic, and comfortable to look at, the most suitable appearance for people to put their hearts at ease.

Looking at their demeanor, those who come here to worship are more or less worried, they must stare at the tree god with palms together, and worship again and again.

But they didn't, when they looked at the tree god, the person with a slack face, looked at the worshiper but tightened his spirits. First, he took two deep breaths, and then pretended to be a coincidence, and moved closer to the worshiper. Although Kurokawa was far away, But these words can also be heard clearly.

First say: "You also come to worship."

He also said: "Yes, yes, I was also forced to jump off the building by the xx problem."

Then he said, "Yes, yes, it works here."

First these three or two sentences to build a good relationship, and then some non-salty, not salty, where are you from and where are I from? Turn your head, calm down for 5 minutes, and ask that again.

Kurokawa looked at this set of procedures, touched Kiemon, and pointed out these people to him.

"What's so interesting about this, it can't be a scammer."

Kurokawa said: "It's a liar, but not the kind of liar you think, sir."

Kiemon squeezed his face: "Is there another kind of liar?"

Kurokawa smiled and pointed to the tree of God and then to these people: "The liar of the tree of God."

Kiemon: "Huh?"

Heichuan said: "Look, these scammers are all asking wealthy people above the middle class. When asking, every three or two sentences always mention how effective the sacred tree is, and ask where I heard about the miracle here. "

"Do you think it's Tony?"

Kiemon looked like he was eating durian: "Impossible, how could the sacred tree be trusted, this is not an advertisement to sell inferior diet pills."

The word god is so sublime, it is a symbol of innocence and dignity that does not eat the fireworks of the world, and it can be described as a deity, which is simply filthy.

Heichuan smiled and said, "The smell of wine is also afraid of the deep alleys, and the gods are also afraid that no one will believe them."

He pointed to the bottom and said, "Does this new god look like a popular idol on the Internet? First, viral marketing. You can see the idol's promotion no matter where you go, and then the fans come out. This and that Amway, and then hit the list. Make a name for yourself, push these and those, and then shoot some commercial TV dramas, if you accidentally become popular, it will be the real first-line traffic."

"Compared to other actors and singers who have worked hard for decades."

"This road is not much fun."

He took the monk as an example: "Let's just talk about the big tengu. Now it is said to be a monster. When it was placed in Heian Muromachi, these guys with high red noses were all mountain kings. They were worshiped by the gods, but you see, they were stepped on and pressed down by the monks. The bald head said that he defeated a certain big tengu today, and the bald donkey said that he would purify a certain big tengu. On the contrary, these monks have become eminent monks by virtue of this.”

"Isn't it interesting?"

"So if you want to be famous, you need someone to support you."

Kiemon pursed his lips: "You know."

Kurokawa said, "Yes."

He has been a monk for many years, but he doesn't know much.

So Kurokawa said again: "You don't have to envy..."

Kiemon didn't care about him finishing his sentence, and quickly pointed in one direction: "Hey, look! They're looking for Mrs. Yongkichi."

"Kurokawa, what did they say?"

Heichuan listened carefully for a while, saw Mr. Yongji's impatient expression, and saw Mrs. Yongji listening attentively: "I'm talking about the efficacy of the sacred tree."

"This is to say that the fairy is a family member under the command of Shaoyan, but it has the ability to make women reproduce and prolific."

In the crowd in the distance, this Tuo seemed to notice Mr. Yongji's impatience, and left after saying a few words.

Speaking of Shaoyan Mingming, this god is the child of the god of the god of giving birth to the nest. According to legend, he grew in the palm of the god of the god of giving birth to the nest, and fell to the ground no more than one palm high.

Afterwards, he was sent to the Lord of the Great Country by the God of the Nest Sun God to help the Lord of the Kingdom to build a country.

He is a very wise god in the legend.

Shaoyan Mingming itself is not the god who is responsible for curing women's gynecological diseases, but the "God of the God of Own Nest" who gave birth to him sounds like a god who is good at reproduction and accusation. In addition, the Awashima Shrine that enshrines Shaoyan Mingming is called Awashima Myojin Specializing in the treatment of women's gynecological diseases... come and go, that's it.

After listening to Kurokawa's report, Kiemon laughed twice: "This believer can really talk."

"How did he believe in gods without roots and origins, how did he become a family member of Gao Tianyuan's orthodox gods?"

At this moment, Kiemon unconsciously recalled what Kurokawa said about "beauty"...

Also, it's kind of similar.

Thinking of this, Kiemon felt wronged.

To say that he is the first Internet celebrity, how come this fairy has learned all the tricks.

Kiemon sighed, "Ah... I, ah... really, ah... regret it."

Kurokawa said, "There is nothing to regret."

He pointed to the people below and said: "Look, the fairy can't do so many things at all, but his followers keep bragging for him. Isn't that a lie?"

"Kiemon, you are so kind."

"If you want to do something deceitful, you will definitely not be able to do it."

otherwise……

How come you are still a bald god until now.