TSN screen couple

"When can we get off work?" A girl looked at the center of the city, brightly lit, holding a small ukulele guitar in her arms, asking a question while debugging a new song.

"If you want to get off work on time, you shouldn't major in public relations in college." Another girl was holding a notebook and was typing while talking. .

"I'm really—I shouldn't have chosen this major." Another girl lying on the drawing board raised her head from the pile of paint and added.

"You stand up now, move around, and shake your head."

"What are you doing? Worried about my cervical spine?"

"Do you hear the sound of water?"

"What?"

"That's what went into your head when you were choosing a major." The girl holding the notebook lightly teased her colleague, then clicked 'Save', and said, "Yeah, finally finished writing."

Before the other girls had time to speak, Ilya came back. After entering the room, she poured herself a glass of water, then sat on the ground, and entered the usual sage time every day.

"Captain, are you okay?"

"Yes—uh, it's okay." Ilya stood up from the ground, straightened his suit, and asked the girl holding the notebook, "Angelica, what is our salary for this period? Tell me again listen."

"500 million, not counting personal bonuses, and all reimbursed travel expenses and housing subsidies during the period, as well as related work losses. The best thing is that there will also be love bonuses. You can enjoy the adaptation function of the FB internal forum and match an interesting My technical geek brother."

"I don't think I'm going to get this case over, I feel like I'm going to heaven now."

"Don't do it, team leader."

Since the last time the two bosses fought each other in the office, Ilya has lived a hellish splint life.He has been a very likable child since he was a child. If the children in the community quarrel, they usually ask him to mediate the relationship between the two parties.He has always felt that if his talent and skills had not been properly illuminated back then, he would have become the largest drug dealer in the history of the United States, criss-crossing the entire American continent (then he was shot and collapsed ten years later, someone filmed a TV series for him It's called "Desperate Public Relations").

But he has never seen someone who can be gentle and gentle for such a long time without affecting normal life and work.Generally speaking, based on experience, the longest period of cold war for a child is three days, while the two big brothers-maybe a lifetime.

Depends on when the other party dies.

Elijah had no doubts that if the two of them could live forever, the time of the Cold War might be—forever.

He drank some Coke, added a few pieces of grape Mentos in it, patted his cheeks, and was ready to go out—tomorrow he will accompany the two big shots with the stylist to buy pairs of daily necessities and clothes.

"By the way, Angelica—is the hard draft finished?"

"The forum body has been written, and now I am writing tweets for Twitter."

"Oh, forget about the 'CEO and CFO love story'."

"Eh—?! What!!"

"Boss will not see the title of CFO for a long time, I think."

"Fxxk, I just finished writing!!!"

"Er—good job?"

Ilya closed the door, straightened her tie amidst the thunderous rage of Angelica, a small public relations tweeter, thinking that if a tweet was blocked, at least you still found a boyfriend. ——From a publicist who has no partner but arranges someone else to fall in love and has to accompany them all the way, and those two are still in the cold war.

The stylist is the stylist of the New York City News TV station that Ilya specially contacted. He has done styling for several governor candidates. His best style is business seriousness with a little bit of playfulness, which is very suitable for the two big guys, um, For at least one of them.

She's also a very lovely lady, except that she wears a wedding ring and is clearly not interested in PR as a career.And when I first saw Ilya, I thought he was a life assistant because he was wearing a sad and complaining face.

Ah, the PR dog with no object.

Of course, the stylist doesn't know about the dirty and expensive money and sex deal between the two bigwigs, and only thinks they are a real couple, and Ilya envies her innocence.

Ah, she still has hope in this world.

Their first stop was Walmart.

It was Eduardo who raised the objection first.

This boss is unwilling to lower his own style of life, and believes that this is the bottom line of being a human being.

Ilya just wanted to explain to Eduardo, but another boss motioned him to look at his phone——

Ilya looked down, sure enough, and said to Eduardo resignedly:

"Mr. Savarin, an audience member who has watched an interview asked you, didn't you say in the interview that 'money is not the pursuit of life'?"

Eduardo:  …

Eduardo: "Please help me tell the gentleman who has seen my interview - what is your business."

mark:···

Mark turned to Eduardo and asked, "You said that in 2006, you just bought a limited-edition sports car and named it 'Orient Express'."

"···"

The big man who spoke, do you remember that you are in a cold war?Very good, fighting each other is more important than the cold war, very good, this logic is correct.

"Then the host asked if your answer was a cover-up."

"···"

"And you answer, no, you've always practiced that."

"···"

"Then the host gave another example, saying that your villa and office area are very luxurious."

"···"

"And then, you said no, your daily necessities are all normal brands, and you also said that your assistant runs the home and office area, and you are so obsessed with work that you don't care about it."

"——Why do you see this kind of thing, Singaporean TV stations can't receive it in the United States."

"It's just a video clip. Someone @我的 on FB let me watch it. I guess it's some kind of boring person."

Ilya said silently in her heart, maybe it is the CP fans of the two of you, such as me before taking this case.

"Can't you just let this go?"

"Why—if I can see and know about it, then others will, too, and you'll have to answer sooner or later."

"···"

"Didn't you say 'money is not the pursuit of life'?"

"But 'spending money is the pursuit of life'."

"hypocritical."

"childish."

"Didn't you still use a Walmart toothbrush when you were in school?"

"When did I use it?"

"When you stayed in H33, you often used mine."

"When did I ever use your toothbrush—wait—mark you tell me you didn't—"

"Yep."

"Then why did you tell me it was new!"

"—I don't eat or wash every day—the toothbrush is as good as new—"

"God Mark - don't you think it's a little, uh, bad oral hygiene?"

"Only you've used it—it's fine, I don't really feel anything."

"···"

Ilya said silently in her heart, boss, you two are too sweet, and thought about it again, boss, you must know that even our wildest ME dare not write such details.

The stylist got out of the car early and arrived at the gate of Wal-Mart, and didn't hear a single conversation just now, which is why Ilya dared to say anything in the car.

The faces of the two bosses are strange, Mark looks indifferent and sees through life, and Eduardo is purely stuck in the fact that he used a friend's toothbrush several times ten years ago because his friend told that toothbrush was a new stage of trust breakdown.

The stylist was a little surprised, why within 5 minutes after she got out of the car, it seemed that there was another financial sub-storm. She asked Elijah, "Do they disagree with Wal-Mart's plan?"

Elijah replied with a smile: "No, we all like it—especially me."

This time, Eduardo didn't make any other requests. He just asked if we could choose solid colors for daily necessities, and the stylist agreed.Everything looks okay, at least the style is normal, there is no Texas rockabilly style, Eduardo is relieved.

Then the stylist chose a pair of animal-shaped toothbrushes and waved them to Eduardo, thinking he would like them very much.

Eduardo:  …

Eduardo: I might have to quit toothbrushing.In the future, Mark will give me a toothbrush again, and I will tell him, no, quit.

Ever since Ilya saw Mark's fully open technology castle, he thought of this. Showing affection online is itself a disgusting thing, not to mention that FB has lost some users' trust, so the first thing they have to do is Minimize user resistance.Among all the ways of showing affection, handshaking rings and traveling together on the airport street are the most likely to cause conflicts, and the home style is the most flattering.

In the future, Mark’s house in the West District will definitely be exposed. Just imagine, when the reporters went to camp, the casual details in the photos they took were animal toothbrushes, fur slippers, and big gap T-shirts.These will bring natural contrasts and generate positive topics-Mark and his house are already sci-fi and alien enough, and there is no need to add a few extravagant or high-cold labels.

The second stop is Fifth Avenue.

Eduardo has immigrated to Singapore for many years, but he is still more familiar with these places than Mark.

This time they came, instead of shopping in the familiar store, they walked into the alley and came to a store without a nameplate. It was introduced by a stylist. It was a very good handmade suit store, and there was a clump of wild roses at the door.

Eduardo has his own tailor, and his assistant, Riley, also sent him many suits for different occasions, but all of them were rejected by the stylist. She told Eduardo in a serious and gentle manner, saying that you have a partner now And the nature of your work determines that your love is not your own business.

Eduardo:  …

Mark and Ilya and even FB failed to bring him such a sense of reality before—he really wanted to pretend to be a couple with Mark in the next few years.

Their previous lawsuit was called the "sky-high price divorce case". Now that I think about it, it really has a sense of fate.

When it was Mark's turn, Eduardo came over and stood in a place where he could see his expression, hoping to see Mark's expression when he was being taught by the stylist.

Sure enough, Mark also said that he didn't think it was necessary to change his dressing style, and was immediately reprimanded by the stylist, saying the same thing as Eduardo.

Eduardo stared intently at Mark—ah, the critical moment has come.

Then Mark nodded and said, "Yeah."

Oh, you little biscuit.

He accepted it so peacefully, without any disturbance in his heart.

Eduardo also knelt down. Now he is really reflecting in his heart that he lost to Mark back then, was tricked by him, and whether it is because he is really inferior to Mark that he has not established a company with super influence and can change the world for so many years.

For another example, before Mark asked him 'is there anything you can't ask me', he was quite surprised.It is said that as a strong person, one should overcome one's weakness, but he really instinctively resisted talking to Mark.If he hadn't been sure that Mark had the same resistance and disgust towards him, he really thought that Mark had let what happened back then pass.

For another example, Mark said that they were going to act as a couple. Even though he knew it was fake, he still demanded himself as a real couple.And meticulous in detail.

Perhaps, this is why some people can achieve great things, but they can't.

"Eduardo, don't peek, you can come in." Mark looked at the mirror in front of him, and Eduardo was in his mirror.

"Oh."

Peek at your head.

The stylist chose clothes for each of them, Mark's was a little more formal, and Eduardo's was a little bit lower in age.

"This dark blue was worn when I was 20 years old." Eduardo protested holding his clothes.

"You're not old now, my dear."

"Can I change to something more casual?" Mark protested, hugging his clothes.

"Yes, but it will make you look like you are adopted by your lover."

Then the stylist, one in each hand, wheeled them into the dressing room.

The locker room is not big, at least Eduardo has never been in such a small locker room since college. He tossed and changed his shirt in it. The same voice came from.

The thought of Mark changing at arm's length next door made Eduardo sick all over.

The locker room is also small, and the sound gave off a sense of privacy.

Mark changed it quickly, and talked to the stylist outside, his voice was so small that he couldn't hear it clearly.Eduardo calmed down for a while before going out.

"It's pretty, see for yourself." The stylist pulled him in front of the mirror, where Mark was standing when he peeked at Mark just now.

It's very pretty. After wearing the dark blue suit, it seems that the years have reappeared.

The stylist asked them to put away and fold the clothes they just changed, and put the matching photos and descriptions inside, so that they could find them easily, and then dragged Eduardo to test the body data.

"Do you want to keep your waist and bust?"

"Yes, the figure is also exercised to maintain - the swimsuit is also a shape."

Eduardo remembered that during the previous presidential campaign, President Obama had a dedicated body stylist who matched him with various sports styles.Because a good figure shows that you love sports and have at least one healthy living habit-this is very flattering in New York.I think the two are the same.

The stylist read Eduardo's body data, took an ipad to record it, and then showed him the evaluation chart, reminding him that he should increase the amount of exercise appropriately, and pointed out to him that his muscle groups had begun to degenerate .

Because of the measurement just now, his shirt was open, and he looked down, and found that his abdominal muscles had gradually disappeared, leaving only a thin layer, which could only be seen when he was in a concave shape.

Eduardo looked up, saw the stylist's knowing smile, and thanked the stylist in his heart for being really good at talking, and didn't remind him that he was one step closer to the team of middle-aged greasy men.

As they were talking, Mark and Elijah came to meet them.They went to another room to measure the data just now, and Mark's shirt was still open because of the measurement. The shirt was opened and closed, the waist and abdomen lines were perfect, and the abdominal muscles were looming.As you walk, you can still see two mermaid lines moving silently and gracefully with your gait.

Damn, so angry.

He actually lost his figure!

Eduardo stepped forward without saying a word, and while pretending to talk to Elijah as a cover, he quickly reached out and touched Mark's belly in disbelief.

It's not painted! ! !

Damn, I'm even more angry.

When going to bed at night, Eduardo was still so angry that he couldn't sleep well. He remembered the sentence from the stylist, "Although I know you don't care about top or bottom, don't you want to look more aggressive in front of your boyfriend?" '

Only then did I realize how much she can talk.

At least for now, he is filled with the sense of mission of 'defeating Mark to monopolize the supermodel'.

The first rule of friend rule: After breaking up with your friend, do everything possible to show that you have a better life than him! ! !

If the God of Friendship could hear this sentence, he would definitely say: Do you Harvard graduates have any misunderstanding about friendship?That's not the friend rule, it's the ex-boyfriend rule, okay? ! !