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Chapter 25 Older Love Insulator Male Youth MZ Angry Crazy Psychiatrist Record
The annual creators' conference, program promotion, and the whole world's busy running contacts to inquire about news, all things came together, and Ilya and Riley were so busy that their feet didn't touch the ground.In fact, there are very few things in Singapore recently, and Riley is preparing for the public relations case—even if there are many things, Riley has never seen such a work with Ilya.
During his busy schedule, Elijah contacted Mark with several psychiatrists known for their high secrecy, hoping to help Mark, but the boss refused them all.
The boss doesn't believe that undergraduate schools are not as good as his own, and he also rejects those without a PhD degree, which screens out some very good doctors.
Elijah wanted to struggle a bit, trying to persuade the boss, saying, "Mr. Zuckerberg, there is no particularly standardized linear relationship between professional competence and education. For example, this doctor graduated from Boston University, but he has participated in— —”
The boss snorted softly and muttered, "Oh, Boston."
Elijah:...
Elijah still wanted to struggle, and said, "Mr. Zuckerberg, isn't this a bit, discrimination?"
The boss pondered for a moment, then suddenly said, "Ilya, what's the matter with your undergraduate school?"
Elijah:...
After a round of screening, the remaining doctors are not critical in terms of professional competence, professional judgment, reputation, or academic background.
The boss still refused most of them.
The boss said: "It looks too shrewd, not easy to get along with."
Elijah:...
The boss saw that he didn't understand, and added two sentences after thinking: "Probably full of the feeling of being a winner in life, because my life is going smoothly, so I may not be able to understand the pain of others."
Elijah:...
Ilya: There is only one such person I know, right in front of me.
The boss added: "I want to look more friendly, but not too friendly."
Just as Ilya wanted to muster up the courage to persuade the boss again, he was scared back by the boss after he started talking.
The boss looked at him thoughtfully again, and said, "Speaking of which, you're a little too friendly—"
Elijah:...
In the end, they still chose two psychologists, thinking that they should help the situation a little bit.
First doctor:
"Mr. Zuckerberg, what troubles have you had recently?"
"This is my privacy."
"I am your doctor, we abide by the doctor-patient rules, you don't have to worry."
"I'm not worried, I just don't trust you."
Second doctor:
"Hello, Mr. Zuckerberg, nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet—sorry, goodbye."
"Can you release the pressure and we can talk again?"
"No pressure what pressure, I have no pressure."
After speaking, he opened the door and escaped. Ilya, who sent him to the door, hadn't left yet. He looked at the boss suspiciously.
The boss was quite aggrieved, he said: "The doctor looks like the head of my department, and the doctor looks exactly like the head of my department."
Elijah:...
Ilya also has many public relations friends, and also has an account in a certain psychological forum. He discussed the big brother's medical records with a large number of netizens, and also provided other characteristics of the big brother as an explanation (no personal identity details are involved).
Forum forum users generally believe that the boss is a fabricated person, and a very small part seems to have guessed it, and they are persuading Ilya to leave.
Elijah:...
One day after work, Elijah was taking Mark home, and Riley was not in the car. Mark suddenly patted Elijah on the shoulder, talked to him about it, and explained to him that he was not teasing Elijah or any psychopaths. Doctor means.
This is not a short-term thing, at least it started when Mark was still in middle school.He couldn't talk to the psychiatrist, they didn't help him, from the moment he entered the psychiatrist's office, he began to feel that the world was going to be at peace, and even if there was something in his mind, he could convince himself.
Later, when he started his business, Randy found that his paranoia and persecution delusions had reached a very serious level at that time. He introduced several psychiatrists to him, and even pressed him to take several visits, but they were of no help to him. , he went there several times patiently, and every time he went in with world peace, but he still came out full of worries.
His distrust is not the kind of distrust out of disgust, but more like his idiosyncrasy, as if he was born with a firm will and cannot change it.
This kind of trait makes him stick to himself and insist on doing the right thing. At the same time, it also makes him have nightmares. Apart from self-regulation, he cannot accept external adjustment, just like a broken wall clock. Instantly restore the original.
Ilya didn't know how to answer him. Love and pain go hand in hand. People often say that love is powerful, but pain is always better.
Human beings are used to suffering because of their own demands, suffering because of vanity, suffering because of love, and suffering is a constant action in human life. If love is great, then why do good things bring disasters?
After opening Pandora's box, there must be love in the flying demon, but fortunately there is still hope in the box.I hope Mark can get through this less painfully, Ilya thought so.
Because even God shouldn't judge a person who wants to change, that's great courage, especially for another person to want to be better.
During this period of time, Eduardo has been wandering around the commercial clubs of the city, tacitly separated the two and a half areas of the city with Mark, treated the management and the media separately, and occasionally exchanged the progress of the two parties, or the two of them came from two urban areas far away. , sit together, shoot a magazine cover, or some kind of interview.
One day Mark was sitting in the car. He had just met Miss Ilica, a reporter from "Focus". He was on his way back to the office when Sean called suddenly. Mark hesitated before answering.
"Are you looking for a psychiatrist recently?" Sean asked him bluntly.
"how?"
"The action is a little smaller, and now someone has asked me to verify whether you are going crazy."
"—"
"I probably know what the situation is like. I have someone I can introduce to you. It's not a doctor, but it should be able to help you."
"What's the situation with the other party?"
"Physique is a bit special, it can be regarded as a psychic - I know, you need someone who can intuitively understand your feelings, and you also require that the other party can at least follow your train of thought. At the same time, this person must be an independent third party."
"—"
"There are too few people like this, and the best psychiatrists in the country may not be able to help you."
"—"
"Mark, this doctor, was Eduardo's psychiatrist during the lawsuit, and he cured Eduardo's synesthesia."
"—reliable?"
"Reliable, very good friend of Troy."
"He's not Wardo's psychiatrist."
"——" Sean figured out the logical flaw in an instant, and the timeline didn't match up. He paused for a while and left the topic to continue lobbying Mark.
Mark pressed his tongue and just said, "Give me the doctor's contact information."
Before Sean hung up, Mark wanted to say something to him, but before he could speak, Sean hung up the phone.
He didn't tell Ilya about the psychiatrist.A few days later, on a weekend, Mark contacted the psychiatrist according to the contact information given by Sean. They communicated by email, and Mark had a good impression of the other party.
They had an appointment at a physical therapy center where the doctor had an office, and Mark arrived early and sat in the parking lot for a while before going upstairs.When he got to the front desk of the physical therapy center, when the lady at the front desk asked him if he had an appointment, Mark flinched a little, and his mind was rarely blank.He didn't answer the front desk lady's question, he was wondering if it was the right trip for him.
He couldn't figure it out, he could only smile apologetically at the front desk lady, then turned around and went downstairs, letting the doctor dove.There is a coffee shop downstairs in the physical therapy center. Mark went in and ordered a cup of coffee and sat in a corner against the wall. He didn't want to go back. He came out for three hours specifically for this matter. Now he doesn't know how to spend it .
He knew that he might really have a psychological problem, which was caused by the doctor he was willing to see, but he still couldn't face it, and this time he had no excuses.
He felt a little depressed, more of a sense of powerlessness, and he even started to think of the word fate.
After drinking coffee, he let himself go and his mind was in a mess. Suddenly, he felt a gaze fall on him, and when he looked over, it was a pretty young girl, looking at him ignorantly.
Seeing that he found her peeking, her first reaction was to lower her head, trying to hide herself in the dining table, but the movement of lowering her head was so violent that she almost spilled coffee on her body.
Mark shook his head slightly at her, indicating that she was okay.
After hesitating for a while, she sneaked over and asked him in a low voice, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Zuckerberg?"
Mark nodded.
She said, "So it was really you—I was very sorry just now, I didn't mean to peek, it was very rude—I was just thinking about something."
"what is the problem?"
"Are you really a robot? Or artificial intelligence?" After she finished speaking, she smiled a little embarrassedly, and said, "I read that there are always discussions in magazines, and the details are very rich, and the credibility is quite good. High."
"Actually, I want to know too." Mark didn't take offense, he thought the girl's question was interesting, especially when he had just escaped the therapist.
"Speaking of which, it suddenly occurred to me that you can actually take the 'Areyouhuman' test, the content of a speech in TED—" She took out a messy newspaper clipping from her bag, gestured to Mark with her eyes and asked if it was okay sit across from him.
Mark nodded.
She sat across from Mark, put the newspaper clippings on the table, put on her big black-rimmed glasses, and said, "Then let's start—the first question of the Areyouhuman test, if you do it, please nod, okay? So shall we begin?"
Mark didn't expect the girl to beat her up like this. He felt a little uncomfortable. Someone pushed into his safe zone. Before he could think about anything, the girl had already started asking questions, which diverted his attention. .
"The first question, oh, this is a bit of a thing," the girl read, laughing, and said, "Uh, did you ever eat boogers when you were young? When you were very young?"
mark:···
Mark: "I think, probably not?"
"Oh okay, the second question, when you think of something embarrassing, you make a small and strange sound?"
Mark remembered that when he and Eduardo were in the lawsuit, when his lawyer mentioned Eduardo's crime of 'chicken abuse', he pouted and whispered, 'oops'.
"Will do."
"Third question, have you ever ended a text message with a 'period' to show a sense of intensity?"
Yes, during the period of starting a business, he was like some animal trapped in a trap, and he was anxious every day, which was abnormal at that time. He often did this at that time.
"Will do."
"Question four, when someone finds fault or insults you, you always laugh or smile as if the other person is just joking with you, and then spend the rest of the day wondering why you did that?"
Well, this happened a few days ago. At the ceremony of the Troy Company's Stone of Agelessness, he and Wardo met a lot of management representatives, and they liked to do it.
"Will do."
"The fifth question, do you feel that the ticket has been lost thousands of times from check-in to boarding?"
Air ticket?People from the secretarial team are usually in charge of these things. As for things other than work, he hasn't gone out for a long time.
"Yes, but it's not the plane ticket, it's the earphones—I can't always find my earphones."
"Sixth, woo, this one is more interesting, have you ever put on a pair of pants, only to find a sock sticking to your thigh?"
"Well, I think it happens every other day?" Mark replied to the girl. As for why it didn't happen every day, it was probably because every time he worked late, he slept with his clothes on.
"The seventh question, have you ever tried to guess someone else's password? So much so that the other party's account was locked after trying too many times?"
Guess someone else's password?He has never done this, but he has hacked into other people's computers, not only Wardo alone, they even used this method to punish a bad-ass classmate in college - hiding the papers written by the other party, But then it was gone, because Eduardo once had a big fight with him about this issue.
"Yes." Thinking of the past, Mark answered her with a smile.
"Question number eight, have you ever screwed up something in real life and then found yourself looking for the 'undo' key in real life."
In fact, he often does this. His computer has a special setting for instantaneous recording, and almost any operation can be retrieved. Over the years, FB has developed better and better, and he is often pulled away from the desk by PR , to participate in some kind of interview. At the beginning, he did not pretend well and often said wrong things. At that time, he often found himself subconsciously wanting to click the 'undo' button after recovering.
"Yep."
"Ninth question, have you ever been surprised when you see someone who you thought was ordinary-looking, suddenly becomes very attractive and confident?"
Become attractive and confident?This is not true, but if one day he suddenly discovered that "person" has become "person", it did. FB cut back administrative interns for one summer vacation, and there was a lot of work that year, and everyone was tired. As hell, he stumbled across a girl, already Bengali, dark-skinned, a very positive girl.He sees people only by their traits. Sometimes the world is a stream of data in his eyes. When he was very young, he saw through the essence of beauty and bone. Just that one time, he was quite impressed——One afternoon, that girl Appearing in his eyes is in human form, and it is very conspicuous in the background of a stream of data.
"I have."
"Well, the tenth question, well, I really want to know this, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone-have you ever stared at your phone and smiled like a fool to send someone a text message? Text? Then you text that person with the sentence "I'm looking at my phone smiling like a fool."
"No," Mark shook his head, "but I have sent a lot of consecutive messages to one person."
"No. 11, have you ever been tempted to do something, and the result is that you were indeed tempted to do something you shouldn't be doing, such as peeping at other people's mobile phones."
"Yes." But it wasn't for voyeurism, Mark argued to himself in his heart, he just wanted to make sure that Wardo didn't contact Chris and Dustin.
"No. 12 questions. At the critical moment of your intense quarrel with someone, your mobile phone ran out of battery. It feels like your mobile phone made a decision at that time to sever ties with you two?"
"Yes." In fact, it was several times. The first time was when he and Wardo started their business. They often quarreled at that time, and they could even quarrel for two hours on the phone.Later, I also had it, and I also talked to them with PR.
"No.13, have you ever thought that it may be useless to try to solve the problems around you, because things are accumulated over time, or they all happen naturally. Have you realized that , In the long run, those things are accumulated over time?"
"—"
"No.14, one day, you wake up, you sleep very well, you are peaceful and happy, but a few seconds later, you are suddenly overwhelmed by sad memories, because you once knew someone, and now, he gone?"
"—"
"No.15, do you feel that you have lost a certain ability-to imagine, how would your life be arranged without this person in the future? Have you ever looked back at something, and you were tired and sad, Then you find that no matter what, what should come will still come?"
"—"
Mark suddenly raised his head, and his emotions just crashed into the girl's eyes. Her eyes were so tolerant. She smiled at Mark, as if she felt all his feelings at the moment.
Mark didn't speak, he didn't know what to say, he had already fallen into the scene described by the girl.
The girl looked at him peacefully, without any emotion, as if at her age, she had seen most of the world's life-and-death love and unrequited love, she said to Mark: "Now we have completed the test, we are all human beings. "
Mark recovered from his own thoughts, lowered his head and took a sip of coffee, they changed the subject and started discussing the test, and then they made a few jokes with each other, they were chatting here, Mark said with emotion:, Say "Maybe, you should come and be my therapist."
The girl smiled and said, "Maybe, I really am your psychiatrist."
mark:···
The girl held out her hand to him and said, "Clarice Starling, your therapist."
mark:···
Mark reached out to shake hers too, muttering, "Hannibal?"
Clarice shook her head helplessly, and said, "My mother likes Julian Moore, and my father happens to be named Starling."
Strictly speaking, Clarice's professional competence is not as high as that of the psychiatrist that Mark had seen before, and she herself admitted this. After a brief communication with Mark, she suggested that he initially treat his' After the psychophobia', he went to those doctors he had previously booked.
During their communication, Mark noticed that Clarice was very understanding, she seemed to be able to perceive all Mark's emotions, and Mark asked Clarice for confirmation.Clarice answered him, saying that she was a psychic with a natural ability to perceive other people's emotions, and later this ability became stronger and stronger, so that if she touched the other person, she could directly feel the emotion that person felt.But at the same time, Clarice explained to him that she can only perceive emotions, and she can't read memory fragments or predict anything.
Then, they started the treatment. Sometimes Clarice couldn't keep up with Mark's thinking (in fact, most of the time). After asking Mark's consent, she would touch him and feel his emotions directly.Since they are not familiar with each other, Clarice is not very familiar with Mark's emotional type. She suggested that they watch a movie together. She searched the office for a long time but couldn't find the Disney movie that Mark requested, so they just The next best thing is to watch a commemorative video of the founder of YSL.
The process of their diagnosis and treatment is surprisingly fast. Today is still over, and they have already talked about things in college. Mark described a lot of things in the past to Clarice. Clarice listened very seriously, and she would often bring up
A little point of view is usually a cold area of thinking, a lot of point of view, only when it comes to Eduardo, they have a little difference.
Mark: During the summer vacation, he wanted to come to New York for an internship, and I agreed.
Clarice: Yeah.
Mark: Then we met Sean, a guy who is very good at company affairs and team building.
Clarice: Yeah.
Mark: Later, we communicated about this matter, I expressed my thoughts, and I asked him to come to me.
Clarice: Yeah.
Mark: Then we had a big fight, and I didn't think it made any sense to him.
Clarice: ...
Clarice: Mr. Zha, um, I have this point of view on this matter: when you don't know how to speak, please shut up and kiss him, please?
Some psychological forum:
Clarice: Ah, a male CEO surnamed Zuckerberg is mad at the psychiatrist
Ilya: Thank you for sharing upstairs, please add the man's PR upstairs.
The author has something to say:
Clarice Starling is the heroine of the old version of "Hannibal", played by Julianne Moore.The test that Clarice gave Mark in the article is a TED talk, which is very interesting, and I made some changes.
it's here.
When I was updating, my brother was playing games next to me (I had joked with him about giving him more character), and the two of us discussed the plot from time to time.
He said: Sister, didn't you say that you have to eat sugar to save your character?
I:···
I think he is right.
After a while, he said again: Sister, why do I always feel that your protagonist is a bit cowardly.
I:···
Me: Rolling rolling, rolling rolling, you little bastard, you really don't understand love!
Ah, I'm about to write something, I'm already scared, and Haitang can't save me.
During his busy schedule, Elijah contacted Mark with several psychiatrists known for their high secrecy, hoping to help Mark, but the boss refused them all.
The boss doesn't believe that undergraduate schools are not as good as his own, and he also rejects those without a PhD degree, which screens out some very good doctors.
Elijah wanted to struggle a bit, trying to persuade the boss, saying, "Mr. Zuckerberg, there is no particularly standardized linear relationship between professional competence and education. For example, this doctor graduated from Boston University, but he has participated in— —”
The boss snorted softly and muttered, "Oh, Boston."
Elijah:...
Elijah still wanted to struggle, and said, "Mr. Zuckerberg, isn't this a bit, discrimination?"
The boss pondered for a moment, then suddenly said, "Ilya, what's the matter with your undergraduate school?"
Elijah:...
After a round of screening, the remaining doctors are not critical in terms of professional competence, professional judgment, reputation, or academic background.
The boss still refused most of them.
The boss said: "It looks too shrewd, not easy to get along with."
Elijah:...
The boss saw that he didn't understand, and added two sentences after thinking: "Probably full of the feeling of being a winner in life, because my life is going smoothly, so I may not be able to understand the pain of others."
Elijah:...
Ilya: There is only one such person I know, right in front of me.
The boss added: "I want to look more friendly, but not too friendly."
Just as Ilya wanted to muster up the courage to persuade the boss again, he was scared back by the boss after he started talking.
The boss looked at him thoughtfully again, and said, "Speaking of which, you're a little too friendly—"
Elijah:...
In the end, they still chose two psychologists, thinking that they should help the situation a little bit.
First doctor:
"Mr. Zuckerberg, what troubles have you had recently?"
"This is my privacy."
"I am your doctor, we abide by the doctor-patient rules, you don't have to worry."
"I'm not worried, I just don't trust you."
Second doctor:
"Hello, Mr. Zuckerberg, nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet—sorry, goodbye."
"Can you release the pressure and we can talk again?"
"No pressure what pressure, I have no pressure."
After speaking, he opened the door and escaped. Ilya, who sent him to the door, hadn't left yet. He looked at the boss suspiciously.
The boss was quite aggrieved, he said: "The doctor looks like the head of my department, and the doctor looks exactly like the head of my department."
Elijah:...
Ilya also has many public relations friends, and also has an account in a certain psychological forum. He discussed the big brother's medical records with a large number of netizens, and also provided other characteristics of the big brother as an explanation (no personal identity details are involved).
Forum forum users generally believe that the boss is a fabricated person, and a very small part seems to have guessed it, and they are persuading Ilya to leave.
Elijah:...
One day after work, Elijah was taking Mark home, and Riley was not in the car. Mark suddenly patted Elijah on the shoulder, talked to him about it, and explained to him that he was not teasing Elijah or any psychopaths. Doctor means.
This is not a short-term thing, at least it started when Mark was still in middle school.He couldn't talk to the psychiatrist, they didn't help him, from the moment he entered the psychiatrist's office, he began to feel that the world was going to be at peace, and even if there was something in his mind, he could convince himself.
Later, when he started his business, Randy found that his paranoia and persecution delusions had reached a very serious level at that time. He introduced several psychiatrists to him, and even pressed him to take several visits, but they were of no help to him. , he went there several times patiently, and every time he went in with world peace, but he still came out full of worries.
His distrust is not the kind of distrust out of disgust, but more like his idiosyncrasy, as if he was born with a firm will and cannot change it.
This kind of trait makes him stick to himself and insist on doing the right thing. At the same time, it also makes him have nightmares. Apart from self-regulation, he cannot accept external adjustment, just like a broken wall clock. Instantly restore the original.
Ilya didn't know how to answer him. Love and pain go hand in hand. People often say that love is powerful, but pain is always better.
Human beings are used to suffering because of their own demands, suffering because of vanity, suffering because of love, and suffering is a constant action in human life. If love is great, then why do good things bring disasters?
After opening Pandora's box, there must be love in the flying demon, but fortunately there is still hope in the box.I hope Mark can get through this less painfully, Ilya thought so.
Because even God shouldn't judge a person who wants to change, that's great courage, especially for another person to want to be better.
During this period of time, Eduardo has been wandering around the commercial clubs of the city, tacitly separated the two and a half areas of the city with Mark, treated the management and the media separately, and occasionally exchanged the progress of the two parties, or the two of them came from two urban areas far away. , sit together, shoot a magazine cover, or some kind of interview.
One day Mark was sitting in the car. He had just met Miss Ilica, a reporter from "Focus". He was on his way back to the office when Sean called suddenly. Mark hesitated before answering.
"Are you looking for a psychiatrist recently?" Sean asked him bluntly.
"how?"
"The action is a little smaller, and now someone has asked me to verify whether you are going crazy."
"—"
"I probably know what the situation is like. I have someone I can introduce to you. It's not a doctor, but it should be able to help you."
"What's the situation with the other party?"
"Physique is a bit special, it can be regarded as a psychic - I know, you need someone who can intuitively understand your feelings, and you also require that the other party can at least follow your train of thought. At the same time, this person must be an independent third party."
"—"
"There are too few people like this, and the best psychiatrists in the country may not be able to help you."
"—"
"Mark, this doctor, was Eduardo's psychiatrist during the lawsuit, and he cured Eduardo's synesthesia."
"—reliable?"
"Reliable, very good friend of Troy."
"He's not Wardo's psychiatrist."
"——" Sean figured out the logical flaw in an instant, and the timeline didn't match up. He paused for a while and left the topic to continue lobbying Mark.
Mark pressed his tongue and just said, "Give me the doctor's contact information."
Before Sean hung up, Mark wanted to say something to him, but before he could speak, Sean hung up the phone.
He didn't tell Ilya about the psychiatrist.A few days later, on a weekend, Mark contacted the psychiatrist according to the contact information given by Sean. They communicated by email, and Mark had a good impression of the other party.
They had an appointment at a physical therapy center where the doctor had an office, and Mark arrived early and sat in the parking lot for a while before going upstairs.When he got to the front desk of the physical therapy center, when the lady at the front desk asked him if he had an appointment, Mark flinched a little, and his mind was rarely blank.He didn't answer the front desk lady's question, he was wondering if it was the right trip for him.
He couldn't figure it out, he could only smile apologetically at the front desk lady, then turned around and went downstairs, letting the doctor dove.There is a coffee shop downstairs in the physical therapy center. Mark went in and ordered a cup of coffee and sat in a corner against the wall. He didn't want to go back. He came out for three hours specifically for this matter. Now he doesn't know how to spend it .
He knew that he might really have a psychological problem, which was caused by the doctor he was willing to see, but he still couldn't face it, and this time he had no excuses.
He felt a little depressed, more of a sense of powerlessness, and he even started to think of the word fate.
After drinking coffee, he let himself go and his mind was in a mess. Suddenly, he felt a gaze fall on him, and when he looked over, it was a pretty young girl, looking at him ignorantly.
Seeing that he found her peeking, her first reaction was to lower her head, trying to hide herself in the dining table, but the movement of lowering her head was so violent that she almost spilled coffee on her body.
Mark shook his head slightly at her, indicating that she was okay.
After hesitating for a while, she sneaked over and asked him in a low voice, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Zuckerberg?"
Mark nodded.
She said, "So it was really you—I was very sorry just now, I didn't mean to peek, it was very rude—I was just thinking about something."
"what is the problem?"
"Are you really a robot? Or artificial intelligence?" After she finished speaking, she smiled a little embarrassedly, and said, "I read that there are always discussions in magazines, and the details are very rich, and the credibility is quite good. High."
"Actually, I want to know too." Mark didn't take offense, he thought the girl's question was interesting, especially when he had just escaped the therapist.
"Speaking of which, it suddenly occurred to me that you can actually take the 'Areyouhuman' test, the content of a speech in TED—" She took out a messy newspaper clipping from her bag, gestured to Mark with her eyes and asked if it was okay sit across from him.
Mark nodded.
She sat across from Mark, put the newspaper clippings on the table, put on her big black-rimmed glasses, and said, "Then let's start—the first question of the Areyouhuman test, if you do it, please nod, okay? So shall we begin?"
Mark didn't expect the girl to beat her up like this. He felt a little uncomfortable. Someone pushed into his safe zone. Before he could think about anything, the girl had already started asking questions, which diverted his attention. .
"The first question, oh, this is a bit of a thing," the girl read, laughing, and said, "Uh, did you ever eat boogers when you were young? When you were very young?"
mark:···
Mark: "I think, probably not?"
"Oh okay, the second question, when you think of something embarrassing, you make a small and strange sound?"
Mark remembered that when he and Eduardo were in the lawsuit, when his lawyer mentioned Eduardo's crime of 'chicken abuse', he pouted and whispered, 'oops'.
"Will do."
"Third question, have you ever ended a text message with a 'period' to show a sense of intensity?"
Yes, during the period of starting a business, he was like some animal trapped in a trap, and he was anxious every day, which was abnormal at that time. He often did this at that time.
"Will do."
"Question four, when someone finds fault or insults you, you always laugh or smile as if the other person is just joking with you, and then spend the rest of the day wondering why you did that?"
Well, this happened a few days ago. At the ceremony of the Troy Company's Stone of Agelessness, he and Wardo met a lot of management representatives, and they liked to do it.
"Will do."
"The fifth question, do you feel that the ticket has been lost thousands of times from check-in to boarding?"
Air ticket?People from the secretarial team are usually in charge of these things. As for things other than work, he hasn't gone out for a long time.
"Yes, but it's not the plane ticket, it's the earphones—I can't always find my earphones."
"Sixth, woo, this one is more interesting, have you ever put on a pair of pants, only to find a sock sticking to your thigh?"
"Well, I think it happens every other day?" Mark replied to the girl. As for why it didn't happen every day, it was probably because every time he worked late, he slept with his clothes on.
"The seventh question, have you ever tried to guess someone else's password? So much so that the other party's account was locked after trying too many times?"
Guess someone else's password?He has never done this, but he has hacked into other people's computers, not only Wardo alone, they even used this method to punish a bad-ass classmate in college - hiding the papers written by the other party, But then it was gone, because Eduardo once had a big fight with him about this issue.
"Yes." Thinking of the past, Mark answered her with a smile.
"Question number eight, have you ever screwed up something in real life and then found yourself looking for the 'undo' key in real life."
In fact, he often does this. His computer has a special setting for instantaneous recording, and almost any operation can be retrieved. Over the years, FB has developed better and better, and he is often pulled away from the desk by PR , to participate in some kind of interview. At the beginning, he did not pretend well and often said wrong things. At that time, he often found himself subconsciously wanting to click the 'undo' button after recovering.
"Yep."
"Ninth question, have you ever been surprised when you see someone who you thought was ordinary-looking, suddenly becomes very attractive and confident?"
Become attractive and confident?This is not true, but if one day he suddenly discovered that "person" has become "person", it did. FB cut back administrative interns for one summer vacation, and there was a lot of work that year, and everyone was tired. As hell, he stumbled across a girl, already Bengali, dark-skinned, a very positive girl.He sees people only by their traits. Sometimes the world is a stream of data in his eyes. When he was very young, he saw through the essence of beauty and bone. Just that one time, he was quite impressed——One afternoon, that girl Appearing in his eyes is in human form, and it is very conspicuous in the background of a stream of data.
"I have."
"Well, the tenth question, well, I really want to know this, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone-have you ever stared at your phone and smiled like a fool to send someone a text message? Text? Then you text that person with the sentence "I'm looking at my phone smiling like a fool."
"No," Mark shook his head, "but I have sent a lot of consecutive messages to one person."
"No. 11, have you ever been tempted to do something, and the result is that you were indeed tempted to do something you shouldn't be doing, such as peeping at other people's mobile phones."
"Yes." But it wasn't for voyeurism, Mark argued to himself in his heart, he just wanted to make sure that Wardo didn't contact Chris and Dustin.
"No. 12 questions. At the critical moment of your intense quarrel with someone, your mobile phone ran out of battery. It feels like your mobile phone made a decision at that time to sever ties with you two?"
"Yes." In fact, it was several times. The first time was when he and Wardo started their business. They often quarreled at that time, and they could even quarrel for two hours on the phone.Later, I also had it, and I also talked to them with PR.
"No.13, have you ever thought that it may be useless to try to solve the problems around you, because things are accumulated over time, or they all happen naturally. Have you realized that , In the long run, those things are accumulated over time?"
"—"
"No.14, one day, you wake up, you sleep very well, you are peaceful and happy, but a few seconds later, you are suddenly overwhelmed by sad memories, because you once knew someone, and now, he gone?"
"—"
"No.15, do you feel that you have lost a certain ability-to imagine, how would your life be arranged without this person in the future? Have you ever looked back at something, and you were tired and sad, Then you find that no matter what, what should come will still come?"
"—"
Mark suddenly raised his head, and his emotions just crashed into the girl's eyes. Her eyes were so tolerant. She smiled at Mark, as if she felt all his feelings at the moment.
Mark didn't speak, he didn't know what to say, he had already fallen into the scene described by the girl.
The girl looked at him peacefully, without any emotion, as if at her age, she had seen most of the world's life-and-death love and unrequited love, she said to Mark: "Now we have completed the test, we are all human beings. "
Mark recovered from his own thoughts, lowered his head and took a sip of coffee, they changed the subject and started discussing the test, and then they made a few jokes with each other, they were chatting here, Mark said with emotion:, Say "Maybe, you should come and be my therapist."
The girl smiled and said, "Maybe, I really am your psychiatrist."
mark:···
The girl held out her hand to him and said, "Clarice Starling, your therapist."
mark:···
Mark reached out to shake hers too, muttering, "Hannibal?"
Clarice shook her head helplessly, and said, "My mother likes Julian Moore, and my father happens to be named Starling."
Strictly speaking, Clarice's professional competence is not as high as that of the psychiatrist that Mark had seen before, and she herself admitted this. After a brief communication with Mark, she suggested that he initially treat his' After the psychophobia', he went to those doctors he had previously booked.
During their communication, Mark noticed that Clarice was very understanding, she seemed to be able to perceive all Mark's emotions, and Mark asked Clarice for confirmation.Clarice answered him, saying that she was a psychic with a natural ability to perceive other people's emotions, and later this ability became stronger and stronger, so that if she touched the other person, she could directly feel the emotion that person felt.But at the same time, Clarice explained to him that she can only perceive emotions, and she can't read memory fragments or predict anything.
Then, they started the treatment. Sometimes Clarice couldn't keep up with Mark's thinking (in fact, most of the time). After asking Mark's consent, she would touch him and feel his emotions directly.Since they are not familiar with each other, Clarice is not very familiar with Mark's emotional type. She suggested that they watch a movie together. She searched the office for a long time but couldn't find the Disney movie that Mark requested, so they just The next best thing is to watch a commemorative video of the founder of YSL.
The process of their diagnosis and treatment is surprisingly fast. Today is still over, and they have already talked about things in college. Mark described a lot of things in the past to Clarice. Clarice listened very seriously, and she would often bring up
A little point of view is usually a cold area of thinking, a lot of point of view, only when it comes to Eduardo, they have a little difference.
Mark: During the summer vacation, he wanted to come to New York for an internship, and I agreed.
Clarice: Yeah.
Mark: Then we met Sean, a guy who is very good at company affairs and team building.
Clarice: Yeah.
Mark: Later, we communicated about this matter, I expressed my thoughts, and I asked him to come to me.
Clarice: Yeah.
Mark: Then we had a big fight, and I didn't think it made any sense to him.
Clarice: ...
Clarice: Mr. Zha, um, I have this point of view on this matter: when you don't know how to speak, please shut up and kiss him, please?
Some psychological forum:
Clarice: Ah, a male CEO surnamed Zuckerberg is mad at the psychiatrist
Ilya: Thank you for sharing upstairs, please add the man's PR upstairs.
The author has something to say:
Clarice Starling is the heroine of the old version of "Hannibal", played by Julianne Moore.The test that Clarice gave Mark in the article is a TED talk, which is very interesting, and I made some changes.
it's here.
When I was updating, my brother was playing games next to me (I had joked with him about giving him more character), and the two of us discussed the plot from time to time.
He said: Sister, didn't you say that you have to eat sugar to save your character?
I:···
I think he is right.
After a while, he said again: Sister, why do I always feel that your protagonist is a bit cowardly.
I:···
Me: Rolling rolling, rolling rolling, you little bastard, you really don't understand love!
Ah, I'm about to write something, I'm already scared, and Haitang can't save me.
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