Give the slag and accept the end
Chapter 90 The Great Entertainer
I don't know if he was frightened, but Yang Fei was in a daze after seeing Su Ying.Su Ying went upstairs when he asked him to go upstairs, took out the key when he opened the door, went in when he was asked to go in, and turned on the light when he was asked to turn on the light, which can be said to be very well-behaved.It wasn't until Su Ying asked him to open the bedroom door that he stopped moving.
"You are renting with several people, why does it seem that there is no one?"
"Four." Yang Fei stood at the door and put the key in the lock, but didn't turn it for a long time.
"Where are they?" Su Ying walked and looked around, and found that the lights in several rooms inside were all dark.
"They went to the city to play and didn't come back at night."
"Oh." Su Ying turned around and saw Yang Fei take out the key from the lock again, and put another key in, but couldn't get it in for a long time, "Did you take the wrong key?"
Yang Fei nodded, and quickly changed the key to open the door. This time it was even more outrageous. He took the key of a small lock, and the model didn't match.
Su Ying raised his eyebrows, watching him try all the keys on the keychain, but except for the first key, none of them could even be inserted.Obviously the first one is the correct key, why do you have to wait for a long time to open the door?He was a little curious, but didn't ask.
His eyes shifted to the five braids on Yang Fei's head, and then at the paint on his face.Pretending to have nothing to do, I walked around the living room. It is more like a small dining room than the living room. There is a round table and four chairs. Next to the dining room is the kitchen. You can see a layer of ash on the kitchen counter. They are all people who don't cook.
There was also dust on the tables and chairs in the restaurant, not to mention the window sills.He could feel the whole room as soon as he entered, it was dusty, and there were strands of dust on the ground.
Although it is not considered cleanliness, Su Ying really can't stand this kind of dirty environment. With a glance, he found a layer of white dirt under the door of the bedroom next door to Yang Fei. Looking forward, the other room was also dirty. Same.
He frowned, turned to look at Yang Fei, and saw that he was still struggling with the three or four keys.Seemingly aware of his gaze, Yang Fei's back was a little stiff.
"Does your leg still hurt?" Su Ying didn't ask about opening the door, but deliberately said something else.
Yang Fei stopped to open the door, turned around and smiled at him with that painted face, his voice was exaggerated like a stage play: "Nothing at all! I can still chop horses, and there is no problem with my legs. If you don’t believe me, I’ll give you another one!”
Seeing his strange appearance, Su Ying curled his lips, put one hand in his pocket, and didn't answer.
Yang Fei swallowed his saliva, his eyes wandered for a moment, then he really moved, he took off the scarf that Su Ying had put around his neck: "Lin, Lin Shu, hold the scarf, I'll cut another one for you Look! Do you want me to chop right down or do you want me to be like before, before?"
"What was it like before?" Su Ying took the scarf and asked, "If you step on an orange, will you chop it off again? It will stretch your pants to pieces?"
Yang Fei laughed twice: "You also saw that my pants were stretched, I knew it was funny, I played it deliberately for you, I think the audience liked it a lot, don't you like it too? What? I see that you are smiling in front of you, and you are very happy."
Just listening to the tone of voice, Yang Fei's voice is very happy, and looking at his face, his face is also full of smiles.
Su Ying laughed: "When will I be happy?"
"It was when I was dancing, I saw you laughing when I stuck out my tongue and twisted my buttocks." Yang Fei said and made two waist twisting movements, "It was this movement, I saw you smile .”
"anything else?"
"Also, you also laughed when I turned into a flower." Yang Fei laughed twice, raised his hand to scratch his head, and scratched the little braid on his head.
Su Ying asked: "What else?"
Yang Fei stopped scratching his head, but he still grinned: "And... when I did this." He made a gesture of blowing a kiss, "You are laughing too."
"and also?"
Yang Fei was stunned for a moment, and then he burst out laughing inexplicably, holding his hand on the armrest, and bent over laughing.He smiles hard, but fake at the same time.
He turned around with a smile, bent his back to Su Ying and twisted his buttocks.The cracked trouser seam was stretched a little because of the bent posture, and it could be clearly seen from the outside that the repeated flower shape on the long johns underneath him was still a small sunflower.
In this era, at Yang Fei's age, there are not many people who wear long johns, and there are even fewer people like Yang Fei who still wear long johns with bands.And being able to wear such a pair of long johns and twist his butt at others, Su Ying felt that he might only meet such a person in his life.
Yang Fei twisted his butt exaggeratedly, and laughed while twisting: "You also laughed when you saw my long johns."
"is it?"
"Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes. I laughed so happily, isn't it funny?" He shamelessly made exaggerated movements towards Su Ying, with a deliberate funny expression on his face, "I bought it specially. These sunflower long johns are just for wearing inside today, stretching the trousers for you to see during the splits, isn’t it funny, the effect is very good, everyone laughed, and you laughed too.”
Su Ying just looked at him quietly, and didn't respond, and the slight tenderness on his face was wiped away by his two twists.
Yang Fei laughed for a while, tears came out, and when he looked back, Su Ying didn't even have any expression on his face, and the smile froze all of a sudden.
"Isn't it funny?" He asked with some embarrassment, his hard smile still hanging on.Seeing that Su Ying didn't respond, he quickly said, "This isn't funny, it's not funny, so do you want to split your fork? I don't know what to say, so let me split your fork for you."
There are quite a lot of jokes about splitting on the Internet. Yang Fei tried his best to use all the funny words so that Su Ying could laugh, but Su Ying not only didn't laugh, but his expression became more and more ugly, and he didn't like it. Do not respond to him.
"Lin Shu?" Yang Fei finally sensed that something was wrong, and called out cautiously.
After he yelled, Su Ying finally moved.He folded the scarf in his hand and stuffed it into Yang Fei's hand.Holding the scarf, Yang Fei was at a loss, so he called out again: "Lin Shu?"
"Ah."
"What's wrong with you?" Yang Fei asked.
Su Ying looked at Yang Fei, who was dressed as a clown and acted like a clown, and suddenly raised his hand.Seeing his movements, Yang Fei shrank his neck all of a sudden, and buried his face, looking like he was cowering and ready to be beaten.
But the slap didn't land on his face, Su Ying just raised his hand to remove the braids on his head.The hair was tied with very thin disposable colored rubber bands. One braid was tied messily, and the root of the hair was twisted into a ball. When pulling the rubber band, I accidentally pulled out three or four hairs, which caused Yang Fei a lot of pain. He squinted his eyes.
"Does it hurt you?" Su Ying stroked Yang Fei's deformed hair and massaged his scalp.
The painted face laughed again, and the voice was full of energy: "No! It doesn't hurt at all!"
"Really?" Su Ying smiled, put down his hand, and put the rubber band into the plastic bag on the ground where the props were placed.He got up and asked Yang Fei, "What kind of paint is that on your face?"
"Gouache."
"How much did you pay for it?"
"It's only twenty yuan or so." Yang Fei bent down holding the scarf, and took out a box from the plastic bag, and showed it to him, "This is it, it's very cheap, and it's sold in schools."
Su Ying took the box and looked at the instructions on the back, and said, "Next time, don't paint your face with water powder. It is easy to irritate the skin and cause allergies. Some paints also contain metal components, which are poisonous and very bad for the skin."
"Oh, I see." Yang Fei nodded.
"Go wash your face now, take a shower and have a good sleep, I won't bother you, you go to bed early." Su Ying said.
Yang Fei froze for a moment, and after two seconds, he laughed again: "Okay, bye."
After all, he hurriedly put the paint back into the plastic bag, not knowing what he was looking for, and it took him a long time to tie the mouth of the plastic bag.He squatted on the ground and didn't know what to say or what to do. He just knew that he didn't really want to stand up. He wanted to wait for the people behind him to leave before getting up, but the people behind him didn't leave for a long time.
The air became quiet in an instant, except for the smell of dust and muffled sweat, only the breathing of the two of them remained.
Yang Fei squatted, looked at the ground and thought, why not leave?After thinking for a few seconds, he saw the plaid scarf in his arms. Although he didn't know what brand it was, he knew that the material and workmanship were very expensive, perhaps more expensive than his annual rent.
No wonder it was so comfortable just now.
Thinking of this, he quickly blinked and stood up, putting on a smiley face: "Look at me, my memory is too bad, your scarf." He handed over the folded scarf, afraid that it would get dirty , only pinched the two sides of the scarf, and smirked, "Here, I almost forgot, hehe."
Su Ying glanced at the scarf that Yang Fei handed over, but didn't take it: "Wash the scarf for me, I'll come get it from you tomorrow."
"Ok?"
"Tomorrow Saturday, I will come to see you in the morning."
Yang Fei understood now, but he still didn't quite understand what Su Ying meant, so he said cautiously, "The scarf might not be dry tomorrow morning, and this scarf is wool, I'll take it for dry cleaning..."
"Yang Fei." Su Ying interrupted him.Looking at the strange looking clown in front of him who was looking at him cautiously, he took a deep breath and sighed again.
A person whose thinking is so divergent that he can drift away from a word of concern, a person who attracts people's attention by pretending to be weird and exaggerated in front of others, a person whose brain circuit is abnormal and lacks normal sense of shame, a person who flatters like a street A person who is a stray dog begging for food, a person who will never be able to connect with the thinking of a normal person.
A person who racked his brains and tried his best to squeeze into this world, but was always excluded from the crowd because of his own weirdness.
It's not that Wu Yang and Qian Xiaoxing can't stand him, and it's not that the original Lin Shu went to study abroad to avoid him.Such a person is the "focus" of the crowd no matter where he goes, and he has tried his best to get a little indifferent attention from others.
Even if this kind of attention is negative, even if people always look at him with incomprehensible contempt and disgust, he is willing.
Looking at Yang Fei, who was extremely embarrassed but still forced himself to grin, Su Ying couldn't help but raised his hand to touch his head, and pinned his temple hair behind his ears, revealing that his hair was not stained with paint. to the slender neck.
Su Ying said, "I've been standing here for so long, why don't you ask me why I'm here?"
Yang Fei looked up at him: "Why?"
Su Ying didn't answer him, but instead asked, "Does your leg hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt."
Su Ying asked again: "Does your leg hurt?"
"Why do you have to ask the second time? I've already said, it doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt, what a big deal." The clown rubbed his head and laughed.
Like a robot, Su Ying repeated the third time: "Does your leg hurt?"
The clown's smile turned dry: "I've said it several times, it doesn't hurt."
"Does your leg hurt?" For the fourth time.
There was no smile on the clown's face, nor did he answer.
When Su Ying asked the question for the fifth time, a smile that he didn't know how to describe appeared on the clown's face. He pursed his lips and curled the corners of his mouth, and said softly, "Why are you asking this?"
Su Ying hugged him, pressed his head on his shoulder, patted his back, and said a few words.
The first line is: "I didn't smile when your leg fell."
The second sentence is: "It actually hurts, right?"
Don't laugh when it hurts.
With me, you don't have to laugh, it doesn't matter.
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Two more updates will continue tomorrow, good night.
"You are renting with several people, why does it seem that there is no one?"
"Four." Yang Fei stood at the door and put the key in the lock, but didn't turn it for a long time.
"Where are they?" Su Ying walked and looked around, and found that the lights in several rooms inside were all dark.
"They went to the city to play and didn't come back at night."
"Oh." Su Ying turned around and saw Yang Fei take out the key from the lock again, and put another key in, but couldn't get it in for a long time, "Did you take the wrong key?"
Yang Fei nodded, and quickly changed the key to open the door. This time it was even more outrageous. He took the key of a small lock, and the model didn't match.
Su Ying raised his eyebrows, watching him try all the keys on the keychain, but except for the first key, none of them could even be inserted.Obviously the first one is the correct key, why do you have to wait for a long time to open the door?He was a little curious, but didn't ask.
His eyes shifted to the five braids on Yang Fei's head, and then at the paint on his face.Pretending to have nothing to do, I walked around the living room. It is more like a small dining room than the living room. There is a round table and four chairs. Next to the dining room is the kitchen. You can see a layer of ash on the kitchen counter. They are all people who don't cook.
There was also dust on the tables and chairs in the restaurant, not to mention the window sills.He could feel the whole room as soon as he entered, it was dusty, and there were strands of dust on the ground.
Although it is not considered cleanliness, Su Ying really can't stand this kind of dirty environment. With a glance, he found a layer of white dirt under the door of the bedroom next door to Yang Fei. Looking forward, the other room was also dirty. Same.
He frowned, turned to look at Yang Fei, and saw that he was still struggling with the three or four keys.Seemingly aware of his gaze, Yang Fei's back was a little stiff.
"Does your leg still hurt?" Su Ying didn't ask about opening the door, but deliberately said something else.
Yang Fei stopped to open the door, turned around and smiled at him with that painted face, his voice was exaggerated like a stage play: "Nothing at all! I can still chop horses, and there is no problem with my legs. If you don’t believe me, I’ll give you another one!”
Seeing his strange appearance, Su Ying curled his lips, put one hand in his pocket, and didn't answer.
Yang Fei swallowed his saliva, his eyes wandered for a moment, then he really moved, he took off the scarf that Su Ying had put around his neck: "Lin, Lin Shu, hold the scarf, I'll cut another one for you Look! Do you want me to chop right down or do you want me to be like before, before?"
"What was it like before?" Su Ying took the scarf and asked, "If you step on an orange, will you chop it off again? It will stretch your pants to pieces?"
Yang Fei laughed twice: "You also saw that my pants were stretched, I knew it was funny, I played it deliberately for you, I think the audience liked it a lot, don't you like it too? What? I see that you are smiling in front of you, and you are very happy."
Just listening to the tone of voice, Yang Fei's voice is very happy, and looking at his face, his face is also full of smiles.
Su Ying laughed: "When will I be happy?"
"It was when I was dancing, I saw you laughing when I stuck out my tongue and twisted my buttocks." Yang Fei said and made two waist twisting movements, "It was this movement, I saw you smile .”
"anything else?"
"Also, you also laughed when I turned into a flower." Yang Fei laughed twice, raised his hand to scratch his head, and scratched the little braid on his head.
Su Ying asked: "What else?"
Yang Fei stopped scratching his head, but he still grinned: "And... when I did this." He made a gesture of blowing a kiss, "You are laughing too."
"and also?"
Yang Fei was stunned for a moment, and then he burst out laughing inexplicably, holding his hand on the armrest, and bent over laughing.He smiles hard, but fake at the same time.
He turned around with a smile, bent his back to Su Ying and twisted his buttocks.The cracked trouser seam was stretched a little because of the bent posture, and it could be clearly seen from the outside that the repeated flower shape on the long johns underneath him was still a small sunflower.
In this era, at Yang Fei's age, there are not many people who wear long johns, and there are even fewer people like Yang Fei who still wear long johns with bands.And being able to wear such a pair of long johns and twist his butt at others, Su Ying felt that he might only meet such a person in his life.
Yang Fei twisted his butt exaggeratedly, and laughed while twisting: "You also laughed when you saw my long johns."
"is it?"
"Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes. I laughed so happily, isn't it funny?" He shamelessly made exaggerated movements towards Su Ying, with a deliberate funny expression on his face, "I bought it specially. These sunflower long johns are just for wearing inside today, stretching the trousers for you to see during the splits, isn’t it funny, the effect is very good, everyone laughed, and you laughed too.”
Su Ying just looked at him quietly, and didn't respond, and the slight tenderness on his face was wiped away by his two twists.
Yang Fei laughed for a while, tears came out, and when he looked back, Su Ying didn't even have any expression on his face, and the smile froze all of a sudden.
"Isn't it funny?" He asked with some embarrassment, his hard smile still hanging on.Seeing that Su Ying didn't respond, he quickly said, "This isn't funny, it's not funny, so do you want to split your fork? I don't know what to say, so let me split your fork for you."
There are quite a lot of jokes about splitting on the Internet. Yang Fei tried his best to use all the funny words so that Su Ying could laugh, but Su Ying not only didn't laugh, but his expression became more and more ugly, and he didn't like it. Do not respond to him.
"Lin Shu?" Yang Fei finally sensed that something was wrong, and called out cautiously.
After he yelled, Su Ying finally moved.He folded the scarf in his hand and stuffed it into Yang Fei's hand.Holding the scarf, Yang Fei was at a loss, so he called out again: "Lin Shu?"
"Ah."
"What's wrong with you?" Yang Fei asked.
Su Ying looked at Yang Fei, who was dressed as a clown and acted like a clown, and suddenly raised his hand.Seeing his movements, Yang Fei shrank his neck all of a sudden, and buried his face, looking like he was cowering and ready to be beaten.
But the slap didn't land on his face, Su Ying just raised his hand to remove the braids on his head.The hair was tied with very thin disposable colored rubber bands. One braid was tied messily, and the root of the hair was twisted into a ball. When pulling the rubber band, I accidentally pulled out three or four hairs, which caused Yang Fei a lot of pain. He squinted his eyes.
"Does it hurt you?" Su Ying stroked Yang Fei's deformed hair and massaged his scalp.
The painted face laughed again, and the voice was full of energy: "No! It doesn't hurt at all!"
"Really?" Su Ying smiled, put down his hand, and put the rubber band into the plastic bag on the ground where the props were placed.He got up and asked Yang Fei, "What kind of paint is that on your face?"
"Gouache."
"How much did you pay for it?"
"It's only twenty yuan or so." Yang Fei bent down holding the scarf, and took out a box from the plastic bag, and showed it to him, "This is it, it's very cheap, and it's sold in schools."
Su Ying took the box and looked at the instructions on the back, and said, "Next time, don't paint your face with water powder. It is easy to irritate the skin and cause allergies. Some paints also contain metal components, which are poisonous and very bad for the skin."
"Oh, I see." Yang Fei nodded.
"Go wash your face now, take a shower and have a good sleep, I won't bother you, you go to bed early." Su Ying said.
Yang Fei froze for a moment, and after two seconds, he laughed again: "Okay, bye."
After all, he hurriedly put the paint back into the plastic bag, not knowing what he was looking for, and it took him a long time to tie the mouth of the plastic bag.He squatted on the ground and didn't know what to say or what to do. He just knew that he didn't really want to stand up. He wanted to wait for the people behind him to leave before getting up, but the people behind him didn't leave for a long time.
The air became quiet in an instant, except for the smell of dust and muffled sweat, only the breathing of the two of them remained.
Yang Fei squatted, looked at the ground and thought, why not leave?After thinking for a few seconds, he saw the plaid scarf in his arms. Although he didn't know what brand it was, he knew that the material and workmanship were very expensive, perhaps more expensive than his annual rent.
No wonder it was so comfortable just now.
Thinking of this, he quickly blinked and stood up, putting on a smiley face: "Look at me, my memory is too bad, your scarf." He handed over the folded scarf, afraid that it would get dirty , only pinched the two sides of the scarf, and smirked, "Here, I almost forgot, hehe."
Su Ying glanced at the scarf that Yang Fei handed over, but didn't take it: "Wash the scarf for me, I'll come get it from you tomorrow."
"Ok?"
"Tomorrow Saturday, I will come to see you in the morning."
Yang Fei understood now, but he still didn't quite understand what Su Ying meant, so he said cautiously, "The scarf might not be dry tomorrow morning, and this scarf is wool, I'll take it for dry cleaning..."
"Yang Fei." Su Ying interrupted him.Looking at the strange looking clown in front of him who was looking at him cautiously, he took a deep breath and sighed again.
A person whose thinking is so divergent that he can drift away from a word of concern, a person who attracts people's attention by pretending to be weird and exaggerated in front of others, a person whose brain circuit is abnormal and lacks normal sense of shame, a person who flatters like a street A person who is a stray dog begging for food, a person who will never be able to connect with the thinking of a normal person.
A person who racked his brains and tried his best to squeeze into this world, but was always excluded from the crowd because of his own weirdness.
It's not that Wu Yang and Qian Xiaoxing can't stand him, and it's not that the original Lin Shu went to study abroad to avoid him.Such a person is the "focus" of the crowd no matter where he goes, and he has tried his best to get a little indifferent attention from others.
Even if this kind of attention is negative, even if people always look at him with incomprehensible contempt and disgust, he is willing.
Looking at Yang Fei, who was extremely embarrassed but still forced himself to grin, Su Ying couldn't help but raised his hand to touch his head, and pinned his temple hair behind his ears, revealing that his hair was not stained with paint. to the slender neck.
Su Ying said, "I've been standing here for so long, why don't you ask me why I'm here?"
Yang Fei looked up at him: "Why?"
Su Ying didn't answer him, but instead asked, "Does your leg hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt."
Su Ying asked again: "Does your leg hurt?"
"Why do you have to ask the second time? I've already said, it doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt, what a big deal." The clown rubbed his head and laughed.
Like a robot, Su Ying repeated the third time: "Does your leg hurt?"
The clown's smile turned dry: "I've said it several times, it doesn't hurt."
"Does your leg hurt?" For the fourth time.
There was no smile on the clown's face, nor did he answer.
When Su Ying asked the question for the fifth time, a smile that he didn't know how to describe appeared on the clown's face. He pursed his lips and curled the corners of his mouth, and said softly, "Why are you asking this?"
Su Ying hugged him, pressed his head on his shoulder, patted his back, and said a few words.
The first line is: "I didn't smile when your leg fell."
The second sentence is: "It actually hurts, right?"
Don't laugh when it hurts.
With me, you don't have to laugh, it doesn't matter.
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Two more updates will continue tomorrow, good night.
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