【Ce Yu】Walking through mountains and rivers

, shook the phone towards Zhou Yu, and flashed a wink that almost made the two girls in the shop scream.

Zhou Yu walked out of the pet shop with a cat bag and passed by a bar that was being renovated.The dismantled signboard was leaning against one side, and the inside of the open door was dismantled in pieces, but it was still open for business, giving the store a precious spirit of still half-faded in the cold wind and insisting on receiving customers.

The gray-white cat poked its head out of the cloth bag, and was gently pressed in by Zhou Yu with his fingers. It cleverly and skillfully disguised itself as a large tennis ball with fur in the tennis bag, and successfully followed its owner past the crooked one on the wall. "No Pets Allowed" sign.

He raised his legs and stepped into the shop, the old wind chime hanging on the door shook a few times, the rusty copper tongue made a sound like an old man coughing, and one couldn't help but offer him a cup of chrysanthemum tea.

Zhou Yu casually ordered a self-mixed drink whose name was pleasing to the eye, and after the waiter lazily said "the bartender is not here", he replaced it with the most common vodka.The store has been demolished to nothing, and the only customer sitting in front of the bar is very awkward.Zhou Yu felt that in the eyes of the waiters, he probably looked like a puzzling Kong Yiji, only a plate of fennel beans could restore 100% of the original work.He was almost amused by his own analogy. In order to avoid such speculation from happening, he added a stack of tips to the bill, and immediately got a flattering smile from the waiter.

He was originally the kind of person that Sun Ce said "meet with colleagues at the Noble Society every month, have a social meal of 15 francs, and exchange views on geology while drinking a glass or two of Madeira white wine", When traveling and hiking, I can talk and laugh with everyone while silently reading the number of steps under my feet and accurately report the distance at the next address point, but I drink by myself in this bar that has been dismantled into a ruined temple, letting the altitude data from the extreme north Vodka burns my coughing throat.

Zhou Yu threw a depth charge into the vodka, imagining that it was himself, and drowned in the sea called Sun Ce.

As we all know, there are three holy places for challenges in the world, the dance hall, the billiard room and the bar.

When swinging arms and kicking legs in the ballroom, it is inevitable that it will collide with other people’s aesthetics. Grabbing a beautiful girl as a dance partner is naturally a conflict point; The pole in the hand is a long, hard and excellent weapon.As for the bar, it is a paradise for drunken drunken people and drunken people who are not drunk.

Zhou Yu opened his eyes on the bar counter, with an open cat bag in his hand.

Who can tell me why I just went out to buy two cups, and when I came back, I saw my old classmate passed out on the bar counter?Lu Su was wiping the glass at the bar, I let your cat out for a stroll, don't you mind?

You are trying to attract customers with it.Zhou Yu glanced at the gray-white milk cat walking among the high stools, as if the little emperor who had just ascended the throne and practiced his throne proudly divided the territory for himself.

Although I don't mind if you sleep in my shop until the plane takes off, Lu Su said seriously, but I think if you don't open your eyes, those women would like to rush over and drown you. Powder can bury you alive.Thank you, I still watch you anyway, shouldn't you charge some protection money?

My cat is worth more than me, so you still owe me.Zhou Yu rolled his eyelids, so he mixed another glass of wine for me.

Lu Su was silent for a while.Zhou Yu.I didn't expect you to be so crazy when you are crazy.

What's wrong with me?Zhou Yu raised his head and asked back.

Carrying a cat bag and a big knife, I sat in my shop where the announcement clearly stated 'Pets Not Allowed', drove the resident singer off the stage, and sat in front of the electronic piano by myself and crackled a few songs—what do you think? up?

I gotta go.

Well, I know, the plane at [-] o'clock tonight, Shanghai connecting flight to Australia's Great Barrier Reef, where the largest coral colony in the world is located, new geological projects are beckoning to you.But if I hadn't stopped you just now, you would have poked your passport into that glass of vodka.What are you?Do you want to eat steamed mutton?

Zhou Yu responded with a drunken smile.

Unrecognized talent, academic suppression, everyone who engages in scientific research will experience it. To be honest, Gongjin, such things as drinking and buying drunk are definitely abnormal behaviors for you. I think you can look at it a little more... The conjecture was tentatively enlightening, but soon his face became condensed, come on, I can’t look away, a woman is walking towards you, did you see the evil spirit on her face?

Have I messed with her?Zhou Yu looked puzzled.

To be precise, she messed with you.Lu Su thoughtfully played back the scene for him. Just now she wanted to hook you up and tried to push you down on the sofa but failed. After you rejected her, you poured a glass of wine on her hair.

What?Zhou Yu frowned.

Just kidding, you just completely ignored her.

That's good, then she has absolutely no reason to keep pestering her.

But your cat spilled a glass of wine in her hair.Lu Su pointed out the truth, really, you should see how great your new kitten is - the way it jumps, the way it knocks down the glass of wine, it's a pity not to participate in this year's gymnastics competition.

……All right.It's a pity.Is it still too late to change the ticket to Beijing now?

Don't worry, that woman is definitely not coveting your beauty now.Lu Su whispered, there are a few men behind her, probably just want to beat you up.Of course, it would be great if you are willing to sacrifice your beauty for the peace of our shop.

Can't you pull a machine gun out of your counter and shoot the demonstrations?Zhou Yu curled his lips and narrowed his eyes.

That's a black shop owned by the American Texas gang, okay? I'm a serious bar that's running a business!Lu Su didn't understand the meaning of his eager expression at all. He only knew that the veins on his forehead were about to be burst by this friend who said he was drunk, but he was not sober.Friends, filter the alcohol in your mind and listen to me, there is still time to run now, if you really start to do it, you can expect me to throw a few wine bottles at you and hit people.

These words somehow caught Zhou Yu's smile, his smile was more dazzling than the dazzling lights.

why are you laughing?Lu Su was very powerless.

No, I just thought of peashooter.Zhou Yu put away his smile and looked serious.But it seems that the watermelon pitcher is more appropriate. Do you have a freezing effect?

How awake are you now?The honest man bartender asked him on the verge of madness, but it was unwise to ask a drunk person whether he was drunk or not, and it felt like self-defeating.

Seven or eight points.Zhou Yu's voice was calm, his eyes wandering.

Is it ten minutes?Lu Su's eyes twitched.

Of course not, it is a percentage system.Zhou Yu looked sideways, and gave a smart smile very tolerantly for his low-level mistakes.

... Please do me a favor, let someone take care of you, even Heavenly King Lao Tzu.Lu Su murmured.

Seeing that the woman with heavy make-up had already brought people close, her eyebrows were raised upright, her claws were raised like hooks, and she pointed at Zhou Yu's body.A few boys behind her quickly stepped forward, trying to drag Zhou Yu off the high stool.Unexpectedly, Zhou Yu's reaction speed was not like that of a drunk at all. He turned to one side and let them miss, stretched his legs to hook the stool next to them and kicked them.

Suddenly there was a crisp wind chime at the door, and a fist pierced the wind from behind the leader's head. The man was still grinning grinningly one second before, and was thrown directly onto the bar counter as if hit by a missile in the back of the head the next second. There was a fierce confrontation with the hardwood table top.

Lu Su opened his mouth slightly, not knowing whether he felt sorry for the horse boy's forehead or simply felt sorry for the desktop.

The owner of the fist was exposed after the man fell down. Before Lu Su had time to see his whole face clearly, he felt that the raised eyebrows were like the blades cut by the wind. In a flash, he stuffed his fist into another person. In the hollow of the stomach.Then he straightened up, casually pulled out a wine bottle from the wire utensil rack on the bar and threw it to Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu took it in his hand, and smiled drunkenly at the man. The indescribable charm made Lu Su's scalp tingle, and he rolled his eyes with mixed feelings, thinking that this guy is really drunk Not light.I saw Zhou Yu pour himself a glass of wine slowly, and after taking the first sip, someone was beaten and stumbled to his side, and he dragged him over the collar, and splashed the remaining half of the wine on his face at close range with the other hand , when he closed his eyes in a panic, he threw it aside like throwing garbage, and that person knocked over a row of high stools like dominoes.

The loud noise made Lu Su close his eyes unbearably.When he opened his eyes again, the female monster with heavy make-up fled, and the horse boys lay on the ground like cripples. Except for the occasional noisy moaning, it was peaceful.

Zhou Yu leaned back to the bar again, as if he wasn't the one who just participated in the group fight.The man who fell from the sky stood beside him, leaning slightly, as if hesitating whether to reach out and push his shoulder.

This friend, who drew his sword to help when the road was injustice, is really grateful.After Lu Su finished speaking, he felt that his tone was really like a middle-school boy who had read too many martial arts novels. He coughed awkwardly, and put his hand that almost subconsciously couldn't hold back his fist on the table in embarrassment. That, may I ask you yes?

his neighbor.The man pointed back at Zhou Yu with his thumb, and the latter buried his face in his arms, so quiet that it was hard not to suspect that he was eavesdropping.

Lu Su put on the expression that you regard me as mentally retarded, and his inner activities became richer, and he said in his heart that the ancients are sincere and not deceiving, it is true that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and it is the first time I heard that mutual aid among neighbors is still so intense now, this person Don't feel guilty about digging through Zhou Yu's sewer when digging the closet