【Ce Yu】Walking through mountains and rivers

If you want to die, you don't cherish it.

Zhou Yu quickly realized her speech problem, her lips and teeth staggered and almost missed the tip of her tongue.The other party obviously also noticed this, and the air suddenly became quiet.

Kind of embarrassing.

The man looked at him for a moment, blinked his eyes twice, and suddenly let out a "chi" laugh, his head almost buried in the four hands that were in a jigsaw gesture.Zhou Yu didn't know why, and was a little embarrassed—I didn't expect a harmless slip of the tongue to make people laugh so much that they forgot to die. Could it be that he has the ability to be a comedian? If he doesn't go to various places to hold a talk show tour, it is probably a loss for the depressed patients all over the country. .

Only then did he notice that the two men had already clasped their fingers, the man bowed his head and laughed so that his shoulders shrugged, and the hot air sprayed on their tightly clasped hands. Zhou Yu felt a little inexplicably ashamed, but he didn't dare to let go rashly, so he twisted his slender hands. Eyebrows, looking at him like a neurotic with a fishbone stuck in his throat.

Congratulations bro, you passed our social experiment - a test of human nature.The man finally had enough of laughing, raised his head, and was not in a hurry to turn back. He was still standing dangerously on the outer edge of the bridge, holding Zhou Yu's hand, resting his elbow on the handrail, and said in a relaxed manner, and Among all the testees, you are the one with the best grades. You knocked me off the railing as soon as I met you. You didn't even feed me a word of chicken soup. You are too strong.

Zhou Yu couldn't react for a while, but suddenly realized, and then withdrew his hand, his expression cooled down, and he frowned and pursed his lips without answering.

And also bumped into someone with such a good looks.The man lying on the railing winked at him, smiled narrowly, put his hands in the shape of a camera, put it in front of Zhou Yu and "clicked" a picture, and said, if it is uploaded to Youtube this time, it will be very popular, and the subscription will exceed one million No problem.

Zhou Yu: "..."

Noticing several beams of flashlights belonging to the other party's "accomplice" emerging from the grass under the bridge pier, Zhou Yu, the passer-by under test, was speechless for a moment, and could only smile at the man, and went back to pick up his plastic bag and planned to leave.Cooperating with him to rescue and persuasion is a waste, wasting time on the road in vain, and I don't know how much of the box of ice cream I just bought in the plastic bag has melted.

As soon as the man saw him without hesitation, he raised his legs and walked away. He was stunned for a moment and quickly turned back from the armrest. The movement was more agile than when he turned out, and chased him while letting him stop for an interview.Zhou Yu rolled his eyes in his heart, and walked faster. The two of them seemed to be competing with each other for their legs. You wait, stop!

Zhou Yu turned around holding the plastic bag, suppressed the impatience between his brows out of politeness, and looked at the persistent man without a trace of superfluous expression.

Seeing that you are in such a bad mood, could it be someone you just broke up with?I think either the new love ran away with someone or the old love had a better life than myself.The man looked like he had eloped to Java together with the word "scruples", and grinned very grandly, what a big deal, you can remarry if your ex-wife runs away, and you can find another girlfriend if you don't.

After speaking, the man patted the armrest beside him, raised his eyebrows at Zhou Yu, and then sat up with his hands.The faint smile on the corner of his lips was swept by the headlights on the road next door, and his pupils shone brilliantly under the radiance of high beams, like a solar storm sweeping across the dark starry sky, and a cluster of flames ignited in the deep sea. fire.Then, before Zhou Yu could react, he completed the move that was cut off halfway just now—opening his arms, leaning back, and falling into the river.

There was a sound of "bang" and Zhou Yu was taken aback for a moment, then let go of the plastic bag in his hand and rushed over.

When Zhou Yu closed the door behind his back, clutching his forehead, the cold wind on the bridge seemed to have finally chased him to the terminus, where he was turned away by a thin door.

He leaned behind the door, as if he hadn't recovered, he slowly took off the scarf, and it slid down his arm, like a dark gray snake crawling on the floor, as exhausted as its owner, as if it had just recovered from a battle. In the storm, he was lifted into the sky and fell back to the ground hard, and managed to escape to heaven with his last breath.

A solar storm in the deep sea.

Zhou Yu closed his eyes for a while, then finally bent down, picked up the scarf and threw it on the coat rack, then went to the sofa and turned on the TV.

The news station is broadcasting an anecdote that is half serious and half entertaining. The main content is that the diving enthusiasts club in this city held their annual tricky activity. This traditional activity has been going on for many years. Randomly test the reactions of passers-by on the Internet, aiming to appeal to people to cherish life, reverence for life, and also hope to discover people's enthusiasm for diving...

Zhou Yu stared at the news blankly. Of course he knew that the last step of the test was to jump off the bridge by the diver who played the suicide role. The testee, who didn’t know that there were professionals below him, looked dazed, and the camera captured his expression. , became the most interesting factor in the news the next day.

Because he was one of the victims of this damned prank that lasted ten years.

He hurriedly went to search for people, and almost didn't call the police. Finally, he was stopped by a microphone that was stabbed in front of his eyes. Dear testee, what do you want to share with the audience?And the suicidal person who jumped into the river had already climbed up to the bank vigorously, and sat on the stone on the bank, soaked all over, with the back hair styled by the gurgling water of nature, showing a smooth forehead and bright eyes, He was so unrestrained and unrestrained, squinting his eyes to appreciate his embarrassment.

In the end he got himself completely wet, and came home with a cold.

It was so annoying, Zhou Yu laughed angrily.

There are many water pools in the south of the Yangtze River, but all the locals have a natural enthusiasm for diving into the water. It is the same reason that Africans are good at rap and Mongolians love horse racing.Zhou Yu himself participated in the water fight in the lotus pond in his own bathtub when he was a child, and he has no position to blame others for being keen on making trouble, whether diving or diving, they just don’t forget their original intentions, the journey is the real sea—no stars.

Human beings will do many things under the influence of curiosity, such as diving, such as falling in love.Zhou Yu felt that he was definitely due to his "desire to explore" when he was with Sun Ce. Everything about Sun Ce was like an uncultivated primitive ocean. Once he set foot in it, he would be pleasantly surprised to meet every kind of strange marine life.

But there will always be scorching pain from hot deep-sea hot springs, and scratches from seemingly inconspicuous reefs.Ultimately scarred.

When he thought of Sun Ce, his mood took a turn for the worse, bumping against the cliffs all the way, and fell to the bottom of the valley.Echoes echoed empty throughout the valley.

Zhou Yu didn't change the channel, put down the remote control, and hurriedly squatted by the TV cabinet to search for cold medicine. For a moment, he couldn't tell the difference between the Banlangen afternoon tea, and suddenly felt that he was about to be reduced to the same chaotic creature as Sun Ce—four bodies This is how he described Sun Ce as a chaotic creature who doesn't work hard and doesn't distinguish between grains and grains.Forget it, anyway, bastard likes to watch mung beans when he has nothing to do.There is a concept in biology called ecological overlap. By analogy, it roughly means that the more similar the living habits of two organisms, the easier they are to repel each other—he and Sun Ce probably conform to this principle.

Zuo mentions lunchtime tea and right pinches Banlangen. He originally wanted to finish the meal with the two of them, but after thinking about it, he thought that this thing might be like mixing wine. Once mixed, if some magical chemical reaction occurs that can kill people, he would simply drink it. Don't touch either, don't want both, go directly to the kitchen and pour a cup of boiled water, lean on the sofa and wait for your immune system to fight the flu virus.

Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory. For example, if a person wants to leave a city, the streets and alleys are full of machine guns of memories, ready to go, and the city will flash the pictures of the past on his face at any time—still Before leaving, I went out for a stroll for the last time in order to say goodbye to it amicably, but just in time, I encountered a bad cold and was beaten back to the cave and thrown on my sofa like a dead body.

Make it clear that good gatherings and good breakups are not allowed.

Zhou Yu dug out a box of ice cream from the plastic bag in the convenience store at hand, dug out two scoops and thought it was wrong, the cold worsened in three or nine days, and used this thing as a medicine primer, either to fight the virus with the poison or to seek death.

With a helpless smile, he carefully pushed the ice cream box to the center of the coffee table with his fingertips, pulled off the coat next to him, wrapped it around himself, and stared at the ingredient list on the back of the box in a daze.

The man who pretended to jump into a river to play a prank deliberately repeated what he said, maybe it really made sense-you can find your ex if you are gone, and you can find your lover if you are gone.There is only one life, and it is not worthwhile to use it as an experiment of fighting poison with ice cream in winter, let alone pouring it on another person, being a martyr of love.

Thinking of this, he stared at the TV for a long time, his eyes swollen silently.In the glass ball on the top floor of the locker, crystal clear fine sand fell down, covering the small corals, like a miniature version of the snow outside the window.

When Zhou Yu was awakened by the knock on the door, he felt that his mind was in a daze, as if someone had stuffed gunpowder in his throat, and it was so dry that he could cough up sparks.

He stood up and touched his forehead. The low-grade fever had not subsided, and he guessed that the condition of the brain inside was not optimistic, so he had to post a warning of "burning in empty water".Before he went to open the door, he glanced at the TV screen. I don't know how much money this damn diving club prank show has paid to the TV station.Coughing and thinking wildly, Zhou Yu felt increasingly resentful that the culprit was still at large.

Then he opened the door, and the number one culprit stood outside.

Zhou Yu spent about three seconds, thinking to himself