Give me back my tail

The reason for the establishment of the Monster Coordination Office is unknown, and its existence time is uncertain.

There are many kinds of legends, and there are two mainstream ones. Some people say that the first immortal who was demoted saw the chaos of monsters in the world, rectified them with his own hands, and recruited many lovers, and gradually evolved.Some people say that thousands of years ago, when the power of the monster race was still strong, they almost made trouble in the sky. The upper side narrowly won, and immediately set up a monster "yamen" with an imperial order, trying to kill the monsters and ghosts who tend to rebel in their cradles.

What the truth is, is no longer testable.

What is certain is that probably "heaven" and "underground" are also advancing with the times.

Just as the "Yamen" has become a "Coordination Office", from the national unity, to the various branches in various provinces and cities, and because of personnel requirements, after strict screening, ordinary people like Yan Zhibin are also recruited.

But this does not mean that he can replace Zhao Zecheng to do his work.

Zhao Zecheng has been looking for true love for two days, and Yan Zhibin is going bald.

Their coordination office serves as the headquarters, except for Chen Zimi's case, which is a bit big, and usually does trivial things.

Give the newly transformed little demon a human account and a human identity.

Rescue a particularly endangered goblin type.

Statistics monthly and quarterly goblin occurrence rate and death rate.

And resolve some disputes involving goblins, etc...

Most of these small things are easy for Zhao Zecheng, but they are too troublesome for Yan Zhibin, because he can't tell whether the other party is a human, a demon, a ghost, or a monster.

Zhao Zecheng stood in a bar full of people with a bitter face.

He's here mainly because of a fight two hours ago.

Judging from the rapid resumption of business of the bar, it is known that the scale is not large, and it is indeed the case.There were basically no casualties, but the boss called the police for disturbing order, and a bunch of teenagers were helplessly dragged to the police station to make notes.

It is said that the two groups reconciled on the spot at the police station after finishing the transcript, and then they came back shoulder-to-shoulder and continued.

The matter was over here, and there was an underage goblin among the group of people.

Since a few years ago, the higher-ups have been extremely strict with this area for some reason, and they called the offices of the two of them overnight to deal with it immediately.

Yan Zhibin said yes, and looked at Zhao Zecheng's empty work place, but he was cursing in his heart.

Zhao Zecheng skipped work privately, and he didn't dare to report it, so he ran here with a compass made into a watch.

Yan Zhibin's ears hurt from the deafening drumbeat, and he couldn't bear the bartender's repeated inquiries and recommendations. He ordered another glass of "Wangqing", and after taking a sip, he felt a little dizzy.

The line of sight in the bar is not good, and you have to look closely at every dial, but there may be more than one monster inside. The pointer moves here and there for a while, and finally stops. When I look at it, there is a group of people in that direction.

"What the hell." Yan Zhibin couldn't help complaining.

Almost at the same time, a clear female voice broke the noisy drumbeat and rang in Yan Zhibin's ear.

"Is my little brother's watch broken?" the girl said.

Yan Zhibin was startled by her, he leaned back and almost knocked over the "Wangqing" on the bar.

The girl laughed, glanced at the drink, and praised him: "You also like Wangqing? It's so tasteful."

Although the light was dim, Yan Zhibin could still tell that the girl was very beautiful and had a good figure. She was only a little shorter than him in high heels, and she was wearing a tight skirt that revealed her figure.

Yan Zhibin is so old, it’s the first time to be so close to a girl, and he was praised by others, so nervous that he couldn’t say anything. After overcoming it, he replied: “No, it’s recommended by the bartender. I don’t usually drink alcohol. .”

"Oh?" There was a playful expression on the girl's face.

She looked up at this time, a song was changed in the venue, and the light just changed from dark to bright, reflecting the girl's curly eyelashes and sparkling eyes.

She obviously didn't wear much makeup, but somehow it made people feel extraordinarily glamorous. Yan Zhibin swallowed unconsciously, and because the swallowing was too obvious, the girl laughed again.

She moved closer, almost trying to stick to Yan Zhibin: "I don't like drinking, so what are you here for...?"

The girl's finger pointed at Yan Zhibin's chest and went up a little bit, stopped at the Adam's apple, and tapped lightly.

Yan Zhibin's nose was filled with the smell of her perfume. It may be that the lights were too bright, the noise was too loud, and the wine on his face made him feel even more dizzy.

So seeing her getting closer and closer to him, he didn't resist.

And one second before touching the ground, he was called by the voice of the person who had disappeared for two days.

Both of them stopped, the girl seemed not embarrassed to be interrupted when she was doing this kind of thing, with her hands still on Yan Zhibin's shoulders, she just turned around generously.

Zhao Zecheng stood a few meters away from the two with his hands in his pockets.

Yan Zhibin quickly took a step back to distance himself from the girl.

Zhao Zecheng also came over, but he didn't pay attention to Yan Zhibin, mainly looking at the girls.

Seeing it, the girl probably thought that she was interested in her, and she smiled coquettishly: "Is the little brother going to steal his brother's love? It's not very good, why don't we go together?"

Yan Zhibin rolled his eyes when he saw Zhao Zecheng.

Walking to the front, Zhao Zecheng slightly leaned over to the girl's ear.

The bar was too noisy, Yan Zhibin couldn't hear what he said, but he clearly saw the girl's face pale quickly, and then took two steps back.

Zhao Zecheng straightened up and stood where he was, but the girl quickly ran away.

The girl who was so comfortable in the party didn't know what she heard, but she panicked and stumbled across the dance floor.

Yan Zhibin rubbed his nose: "What did you say, it scared people."

Zhao Zecheng said: "I said we belong to the coordination department."

Yan Zhibin was stunned for a moment, and quickly said, "She may be the underage today, I'll go—"

While talking, he wanted to chase, but was grabbed by Zhao Zecheng.

Zhao Zecheng said, "Forget it."

Yan Zhibin was puzzled: "Forget it, it's hard to find her when you go out, how do you know she's not?"

"Forget it." Zhao Zecheng said again.

He stared at the door. The setting of the bar was a bit like an altar, with a sunken dance floor in the middle. Their bar area and the door were higher, facing each other across a low-lying area.

Seeing that the girl squeezed out of the dance floor, she walked towards the door in three steps at a time.

The moment she was about to leave, she turned around.

It was too far away, and Yan Zhibin couldn't tell whether she was looking at him or Zhao Zecheng, but the girl paused for a moment, then stretched her legs, and finally disappeared into the bar.

Yan Zhibin grabbed Zhao Zecheng's hand away.

"What are you going to do? Are you going to put her as bait again?" Yan Zhibin asked.

Zhao Zecheng was a little helpless, asked Yan Zhibin and took a long sip of his "Forgetfulness", and then said: "Why do you think of me so much, is this the impression I give you?"

Yan Zhibin took it for granted: "Yes."

After speaking, both of them smiled.

Zhao Zecheng said: "She is a vixen."

He took another sip as he spoke, Yan Zhibin saw his eyelashes drooping down slowly, his expression was not pitiful, but it was indeed different from the previous Zhao Zecheng.

He also said, "When the time comes, you can report it directly, saying that I was absent from work, and you have no way to find it."

"Yang Dongdong... If I hadn't insisted on arresting him, it would be fine to let him go." Zhao Zecheng lowered his head.

A glass of wine was quickly drunk to the bottom.

The little brother at the side saw that he finally had money to make, so he immediately came up to him: "This is the signature "Wangqing" here. If you like it, can you refill it?"

Zhao Zecheng turned his head and raised his eyebrows: "What's your name?"

The bartender repeated: "Forget about it."

"..." Zhao Zecheng shook his wine glass and made an unreasonable request, "Mix me a glass of 'Lover will eventually marry'"

The bartender brother was taken aback by what he said.

"You don't need to talk to him." Yan Zhibin couldn't stand it anymore, interrupted the two of them, told him to make a simpler glass, and ordered a glass of dark beer for himself.

The bar recreation of the two finally returned to normal.

Yan Zhibin took the wine and went to a cleaner booth with Zhao Zecheng, and asked him: "What's wrong? The pursuit of true love is not going well?"

Zhao Zecheng nodded feebly.

He took out his mobile phone, took the release of the goblin tonight as a good deed, and childishly boasted to Ji Rong.

But Ji Rong never replied to him.

Yan Zhibin was a little interested, gossiping: "Why is it not going well?"

Why is it not going well...Zhao Zecheng thought for a while, for example, if he asked to forgive him, Ji Rong said no.

They still haven't achieved the ultimate goal of sharing the same bed at their parents' house, which makes his "dad" come out to drink water in the middle of the night, and stare at him who is sleeping in the living room.

Ji Rong was too obedient along the way, so it was very easy for Zhao Zecheng to think that it was easy to get back together.

But Ji Rong said, "What's the use of just me forgiving you."

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