Aoyama sees me as I should

Ji Qingbai was sitting in the Wuliang Hall, with a lotus seat floating behind him, and a bunch of kneeling fairies in front of him, chattering endlessly.

"When will the Buddha come back! The world can't hold it!"

"The monk eats meat and says that the Taoist priest has become a demon and married a fox. This world is in chaos!"

"Today, I will destroy the gate, and tomorrow many saints will release me even the death row in prison..."

"You're okay. My land is a natural disaster three steps away, and the weather is good when you go to the left. It's twelve o'clock all year round. Do you want to try it?!"

"..."

Ji Qingbai supported his head, his temples bulged, and felt that the morning meeting would not go on.

He said: "Buddha went to cross a catastrophe, how many days did you last? Is this dead virtue?"

Master Nan's real body is a white tiger fairy. In this realm of Buddha, which is higher than the heavenly realm, gods who are not in the realm of Ji Qingbai can only maintain their original form.

So watching a white tiger speak human words, Ji Qingbai still felt a bit out of harmony.

"God Qingbai, don't act like this!"

Ji Qingbai thought silently, well, it's still a motherfucker.

Master Nan shook his beard, his tiger claws were thick, and he stepped on the gold bricks of the imperial kiln with high frequency, as if he was stepping on milk: "How long has the Buddha been in the lower world! You are not tired if you support the world alone Ah! Find him quickly!"

Ji Qingbai thought to himself that I am also looking forward to the return of my Buddha!I don't have to go to work when he comes back!But people are crossing the catastrophe!Do you think that such a difficult thing as overcoming the suffering of sentient beings can be done in 200 years? !

"One year in the mirror, ten years in the human world." Ji Qingbai comforted the immortals, "Everyone will pass for a few more years."

There was still a lot of noise at the bottom, Ji Qingbai resisted cursing, "It's alright, alright, alright! I'm going to fight!" and "Pick up the hair for me! Don't pee here!", looking back. The rosette, only heard a "ding", and a piece of gold and copper petals on the rosette slowly unfolded.

Everyone: "...?"

Ji Qingbai didn't even have time to say a word, he said a formula, and he disappeared.

Under the red lotus horoscope, a crane stands on one foot, with a pen in its long beak, writing on the celestial book.

A ray of golden light floated behind Ji Qingbai, fell under the red lotus, and gave a glance to the crane: "Bai Chaoshangshen."

He glanced at him, seeming to be smiling: "Ji Yu."

Unlike the gods, Bai Chao likes his real crane posture very much. Even if he enters the realm of the gods, he still has wings and feathers everywhere. He and Ji Qingbai had a grudge thousands of years ago. Gods, their lives are longer than days. The moon is long, and the shelf life of love and hate seems to be endless.

Now Ji Qingbai has something to ask of him, so even if he addresses a crane, he is very respectful.

"The immeasurable Buddha is now in the lower realm, I don't know if Bai Chaoshang can see his natal chart."

Bai Chao still looked like a crane, and his beak didn't move when he spoke: "The fate of the Buddha is higher than the way of heaven. Whether it is sorrow or happiness is only in the mind of the Buddha, and I can't see it."

Ji Qingbai thought that I believe you are a bird egg, with no color on his face, and he is very honest: "Your Majesty wants to go through eight hardships in the lower realm, I don't worry about my little god."

Bai Chao laughed again, he couldn't tell anything from his appearance, but Ji Qingbai knew he was smiling.

"I promised to send you to the lower realm, so there is no need to remind me."

No wonder Ji Qingbai is so anxious, the main reason is that the venerables who have reached the Buddha's realm should have gone through ten thousand kalpas long ago, broke the way of heaven, and have nothing to do with the cycle of good and evil in the world, but they don't know what happened to the infinite Buddha, and they actually practiced the method. Disorder, reentry to cause and effect.

The Buddha who is in charge of the boundless world suddenly absent from work one day, Ji Qingbai is just a secretary, if he is killed, he can't support such a big business!Instead of being complained by the employees for not being able to do anything here every day, it is better to go to the lower realm and continue to work for his Buddha, so as to help the boss enjoy the suffering of everyone as soon as possible and return to his position after calamity.

Of course, Bai Chao was aware of the God's plan, the bird's eyes were almost rolled out, and he said coldly: "Are you going down now?"

Ji Qingbai was gearing up: "Of course, the sooner the better!"

Bai waved at the bird's wings, and said slowly: "I'll give you a fate..."

"It doesn't matter." Ji Qingbai put a spell on his soul, and was ready to jump, "It's just a person."

"..." Bai Chao's expression was secretive, but fortunately he had a bird face, and others couldn't tell, "I don't remember the Buddha's temper very well."

Ji Qingbai was stunned for a moment, before he could speak, Bai Chao lightly stroked the brush in the beak of the bird, and Ji Qingbai was sucked into the natal chart by the red lotus petals released from the brush.

"Don't worry, if you die too early, I'll make you a new one."

Before Ji Qingbai's spiritual consciousness finally dissipated, what he heard was Bai Chao's schadenfreude mockery.

Of course it was too late when I woke up.

Carved beams and jade bed, gold threads covered with silver gauze curtains, Ji Qingbai gathered his spirit while lowering his head, looking expressionlessly at the two extra lumps of flesh on his chest.

That bastard was probably just waiting for this trip to avenge that incident thousands of years ago.

Ji Qingbai thought calmly, wondering if he could kill him on the spot if he went back to fight Bai Chao right now? !