The Invincible Stand of the East

I think my strategy is pretty good, both glasses of wine are drugged, firstly it is fair, and secondly, even if the beauty is worried about me and changes the glass, he still cannot escape the fate of [Wow——].

But, I really didn't expect that two glasses of wine would be swollen into my stomach.

In fact, pouring medicine into the wine glass is not easy to operate, so I finally poured the medicine into the wine jug, so that you have a glass and I have a glass, and everyone drinks together. The relationship is good, isn't it?

And in order to win the trust of the leader, I poured the first cup to myself, saying: "I respect the leader!" Then I drank it dry in one gulp.

The leader smiled, reached out to hold the jug, poured another glass into my glass, and said, "Three glasses are for respect, and there are two more glasses."

Although I think that if you get drunk, it may affect your bed exercise for a while, but... anyway, the leader ordered it to drink, and three glasses of rice wine can make people drunk?The alcohol content is no more than ten or twenty degrees.I can drink half a catty of Erguotou with a temperature of 65 degrees, not to mention these, I can drink this pot without any problem.

After three glasses of wine, I was about to pour another glass for the leader, but unexpectedly, the leader stopped me with his hand and said in a loud voice, "Bring the jug and wine glass over here."

I was taken aback, is something bad?It's just that I can't think about this kind of thing when I go to the Yellow River, and I can't cry when I see the coffin, so I gritted my teeth and made up my mind not to say anything.

The new hippopotamus and wine glass came, and the leader looked at me with a smile. Of course, I didn’t avoid my eyes because of a guilty conscience. If you say that the potency of this medicine is too strong, the leader will feel my scalp and body numb when he looks at it What.

The leader poured himself a glass of wine, took a sip, put down the glass, and put the glass of wine that I poured for him earlier in front of me, saying: "This wine is still clean and delicious. , what do you say?"

Thinking about it afterwards, I might really be a [wow——] a worm in my head, or my spirit is a little abnormal because I haven’t [wow——] for a long time, or it’s because the beauty accompanied me to drink, and I got drunk very quickly, so I can’t say anything now Said, picked up the glass of added wine and drank it in one gulp.

The leader was stunned for a moment, and said: "You are really—" The voice stopped abruptly, the leader poured me the wine with added ingredients, and poured clean wine for himself at the same time, we two just like that Drank it down.

I don’t know how many rounds of drinking, I felt hot all over, and saw the exposed neck, face, and hands of the leader opposite, all turned pink, I shook my head, which was already a little dizzy, and heard the leader say: "So These days... I thought you..."

After speaking, the leader stood up and shook his body a few times before he stabilized himself. He looked at my face, a lot of emotions flashed in his eyes, and suddenly reached out and grabbed my neck, saying: "How can you drink my wine? thing!"

He saw it!

Although the leader was drunk, his skills did not decrease at all. With this sudden charge, he threw me down...

I don't think it's a good word to throw down. After all, it seems that I don't really want to let my family take the initiative.

So the current posture is that I am lying on the ground with my back on the ground, my thighs are at a 90-degree right angle to the ground, my calves are still on the stool surface, and my hands are on the waist of the teacher, and the teacher is sitting on the softest part between my waist and abdomen. place, with his hands on my neck, his back against my thighs, and between his back and my thighs, there is a very strong and indispensable thing.

Then, I saw his face turn from pink to bright red.

Just kidding, all the 20 taels of medicine went into Laozi's stomach, and with the added wine, Laozi's hardness is almost as strong as steel bars now.

Afterwards, maybe the presence of steel bars was too strong, and I lost my morals for some kind of physical and mentally pleasant sports.

"It's the first time I've admired the leader for a long time, thinking...how can you misunderstand him..."

The leader was stunned by the sudden change of painting style, and didn't know what to do for a while.

My martial arts these days are not practiced in vain, and it is still the top-level Nine Yin Manual. Taking advantage of the moment when the leader is in a daze, I tap the two acupoints, and the true energy on the leader's body stops. Like an ordinary person, maybe not as good as an ordinary person, after all, he has long been used to being a martial arts master.

The trick succeeded, I laughed out loud, but the redness on the leader's face gradually faded in the laughter, turning pale.

Nima, I frightened my wife, I slapped myself twice, but what I thought in my heart was that these two blows would also be remembered by the leader later.

Speaking of which, the one who helped Lao Tzu do the calculations has been more than three years now, how many slaps are appropriate?

I put my arms around the leader's waist, stood up with strength, and said: "What medicine can there be in this place, beauty, you can't escape tonight, come and make me laugh." After I finished speaking, I pulled the leader and said I went to the next door to see the soft and fragrant bed.

The leader drank a lot, and I drank a lot, and I ate a little more than him, so our left foot and right foot didn't know whose foot it was, but we fell on the soft couch because of our confusion.

I finally got on the same bed with the leader, and before I was pricked by the needle, I laughed again and said, "Prick me, prick me with the needle!" took a sip from him.

But the swollen eyes of the leader changed to "You are a tease" again.

Ignore the above one for now, and it can't affect Lao Tzu's good mood.

I hugged the leader fiercely, and rubbed against him. Don't you enjoy the good things slowly? I rubbed back and forth, kissed and licked his face.

Note: not past the neck.

The leader was angered by me, although he didn't lose his true energy, but he still had the strength in his hand, he tore off his neckline, and said: "Damn it, be careful, I'll stab you with a needle!"

Then what?With the encouragement of the leader, I can only say that everything is going well. The leader's skin is very white, smooth and firm.

But here's a joke:

One day, a certain boss found out that an article he had published in a newspaper had been plagiarized. He was furious, and called his younger brother, "Go and report him!"

The younger brother returned the next day, and the boss asked, "Did you report it?"

The younger brother nodded, "Yeah."

Old Avenue: "How is it?"

Little brother: "It's a little tight."

That's right, what I want to say is the last sentence: a little tight!

This night, for Lao Tzu, is: a little tight-a little tight-a little tight...in the loop

For the leader, it is: a little big - a little hard - a little deep...in the loop

Wow ha ha ha ha, I am the winner in life, no explanation.