Male wife from the Republic of China

As the sun sets, on a certain mountain road in Huashan Mountain, which has been quiet for years, there are scattered tourists carrying backpacks and preparing for the evening climb.Suddenly, a group of masked men and women in flax-colored exercise uniforms jumped out of the bushes by the roadside.He stopped three passers-by who were walking on the road.

I only heard a "big brother in the lead" yelling in a rough voice, "I drove this road, I planted this tree, I want to pass by from now on, and stay to buy road money. Brothers...sisters, we The robbers in the new era are not robbing money, property, men and women..., brothers, tell them, what are we robbing?"

"Technology." Others raised their necks and shouted loudly.

Tourists with backpacks (⊙o⊙): What are you doing?The lines are so casual?

Wang Ze looked at the twelve "very casual" people in front of him, and then thought about the serious appearance of the producer winking at him when he just went out, and the screenwriter and planner.After thinking for a while, he asked, "Should I applaud?"

All the 'robbers' (⊙⊙): What do you mean?

"Your slogan is good, especially keeping pace with the times. The bandits in the past couldn't shout so humorously." Wang Ze had already discovered the remote control cameras hidden in several directions when he was speaking, "But it's a pity that you kicked this time It's on the iron plate."

All the 'robbers': Damn, you really deserve to be born in a major, and you can get into the drama in a second!

Tourist: Is this filming?The camera is there, so excited!

"...The person who asked you to come must have not told you. I am the legendary jade-faced fox who frightened the bandits in Zhili and other northern provinces. Be blunt. Tell me, there are What baby? This is also related to a moment, whether you are missing an arm or a leg, or just lie flat." Wang Ze said, kicking a stone from the ground, the stone flew into the air, and he kicked it, and it flew away Go out and directly punch a hole in a tree not far away.

Hole……

The hole through which the wind can pass, through which the hand can pass...

The tourists stared stupidly at the pierced tree hole, trembling uncontrollably ⊙﹏⊙!: This, is this really acting?

hiss!So ruthless!A group of 'bandits' shrank their necks instinctively. Although not all of them had just learned Kungfu for three months, there were at least three or five of them, and they were all just learning Kungfu.

"Do you want me to call the roll?" Wang Ze said, looking for beautiful stones on the cobbled mountain road, as if after preparing, he would beat anyone who didn't like him.

"Brother, brothers, we can't lose our momentum." The bandit leader shouted tremblingly.

Brothers (T_T)/~~: If you don't shout, maybe our momentum can be stronger.The director is a badass.

Tourists: The courage of these children is commendable!I just don't know what sect and sect it belongs to on Mount Hua.

He Xiong on the other side of the camera weakly asked the producer on the other side: "Old Zhu, if you talk about me, will you be beaten later?"

The producer stared at the screen with great interest, imagining the ratings after the screen was broadcast, and the appreciation from above, and replied casually: "This is not nonsense."

Director He: o(TヘTo) I knew that he was very good at fighting, but I just didn't expect him to be so good at fighting!

The producer added insult to injury and said, "It's really exciting to watch, it's like apprenticeship!"

"...It seems that the only ones who are poor in this cottage are your thin skin and tender flesh. There is nothing worth worrying about! Then I don't need to take action." Wang Ze said lazily, and then looked back wave.

In the past two days, Xiaobao and Xiaoqiu, dressed in casual sportswear, deliberately followed their master's instructions, suppressed the smile on their lips, and took a step forward swaggeringly.It looks like it is ready to fight at any time.

What?This is going to fight?The twelve students instinctively took a step back.The tall man who was in charge of shouting before betrayed the hidden boss in the team in a second.

"Boss Liang, hurry up. What should we do next?"

Liang Puyu, who claims to be one of the two students who have always been a leader, has black lines all over his face.Just don't wait for him to speak.A student had already stepped forward a few steps, and said flatteringly: "Uh! I don't know what kind of baby you like, hero."

"This is up to you." Wang Ze said with a smile, "This hero is also keeping pace with the times."

The academy rolled its eyes, pulled off the mask and said, "Hero, what do you think of the snacks? I have XX chocolate specially purchased from abroad. This chocolate is made with the most advanced technology in Europe and America, and it is very delicious. Worth a thousand dollars."

Other students →_→: ...

Wang Ze looked at each other: "Chocolate, something from the wild west. Hehe!"

The student was dumbfounded: Damn, my XX chocolate is delicious, okay?You don't like it, aren't you reckless?

Liang Puyu seemed to understand something, and under the horrified eyes of other colleges, she stepped forward and said, "Hero, I have CC Peach Cake, secret pork feet, chicken feet with pickled peppers, Shuzhou oily spicy peppers, beef jerky... "

There was a smile on the corner of Wang Ze's mouth, he looked at the speaker, hooked his fingers, and pointed to one side: "Stand over there."

Liang Puyu suppressed the smile on the corner of her mouth, and strode aside.

Others looked at it: Damn, Boss Liang has rebelled, how can they fall behind.If they lag behind, they will be beaten, or they will be beaten by the younger ones, and they should be beaten by the big boss no matter what.

With this kind of "noble pursuit", the students immediately stepped forward and reported the snacks, toys, etc. that they had or could get quickly.

Then gradually, everyone discovered that those who had high-end foreign delicacies were all dropped by PAS.However, those who sent dried fruits such as dates, walnuts, and almonds passed.Soon, five of the 12-member team were separated because of their rich 'assets'.

Wang Ze looked at the five people and nodded in satisfaction.Then he said to Xiaobao, "Distribute the things I prepared to them."

"Yes." Xiao Bao stood at attention in cooperation, and then took out a sealed plastic bag from his pocket, and there was a stack of yellow paper in the bag.

Seeing the 'bandit' and the tourists all stretching their necks to look at the stack of yellow paper curiously, Wang Ze said with a smile: "This is a talisman I painted with Zhu Youshu. The effect is for self-defense and can help people resist twenty times." Gravity attack. The principle, I will talk about it later in the course, so I won’t talk about it now.”

All the tourists looked at Wang Ze pitifully: Do you really have to talk about such a miraculous thing?If you talk more, you may gain several fans.oh!Looking at your face, you will definitely be famous in the future.

"...For the sake of your wealth, I will give you a chance to learn a few tricks from me. But whether you can learn them depends on your own ability. This talisman is just for self-defense. Yes, in order to prevent you from being too good-for-nothing, you will lie down on the ground and learn how to make mosquito coils with one punch."

The excited five people ^_^: ... Although this metaphor is unexpectedly humorous, I dare not admit it!

Others: It sounds and feels good.

After Xiao Bao divided the things, Wang Ze said again: "There are seven of them here, you two take care of them, don't beat them to death, just lie down."

"Yes." Xiaobao and Xiaoqiu looked at each other, pursed their lips and suppressed a smile, and they all responded.

The remaining seven instinctively took another step back.The previous one said loudly: "Teacher, do we also want to have talismans?"

Wang Ze snorted coldly: "Don't call me teacher casually, you are bandits now."

Seven students: I don't want to be a practitioner now.

Wang Ze stopped paying attention to the seven people, and said directly: "Since you are afraid of death, I will let you die later. I will talk about it after I have dealt with these five." He said and stepped forward, "I will try the function of the talisman now, Be careful, you guys can go together."

The five students looked at each other, suppressed the urge to move in their hearts, quickly made an attacking movement, and rushed up in the next second.But before they arrived, they saw that the person who was standing there had disappeared from the same place. When they raised their heads instinctively, they saw that the person's body was already in mid-air. They were kicked out.

"Well, shit, whoops, whoops, whoops..." The five of them fell several meters away, but the strange thing is that apart from the pain in the buttocks of 'Pingsha Luoyan', the place where they were kicked just now didn't hurt at all.

"Hey!" Someone was puzzled.It's a pity that the people on the opposite side didn't give them any time to doubt, and flew over again after a run-up.

The five who didn't react in time could only scramble their limbs together and crawl quickly on the ground.

In the end, the result was still being kicked by Wang Ze one by one, and kicked people away again. The movement and strength made the people around feel painful just looking at it.

"Haha!" Some of the seven students standing on one side couldn't help laughing.

The laughter was contagious, and soon everyone else, including passers-by, was laughing.But Wang Ze didn't stop. If the five students didn't want to be beaten all the time, they had to resist.

The five people crawling on the ground were first realized by Liang Puyu, and the others also felt that it would be embarrassing to run away with all four limbs. Immediately, as Liang Puyu rolled on the ground one by one, they turned over and formally fought against Wang Ze.

This game lasted more than ten minutes.The five students were abused so badly that they couldn't bear it even after watching the tourists.But they dare not speak, because as long as someone speaks, it is guaranteed that a student will fall in front of them in the next second.

Compared with their worries, the tenacity and perseverance of the five colleges are more exciting.

And the five of them seemed to be getting more and more vigorous as they fought, and the people who were usually the most dog-legged in Bushuo, even Liang Puyu, who were usually high above the ground, would get up quickly and continue to rush up to be beaten every time they just climbed down.

That's right, they were beaten, because they couldn't get close to the opponent at all, and they would be beaten back again.

The other seven students gradually understood, and gradually stopped laughing.

Half an hour later, Wang Ze stopped and patted the unnecessary dust on his body: "Okay, I'll call here today, and bring me all the things you said. If there is no..., you can stay and have a look." They'll know."

"Yes, yes, yes..." None of the five dusty students resisted, got up and responded, and ran out immediately.Who would stay to watch the other seven being beaten!Without the protective talisman, they could already foresee the misery of several people.

The remaining seven students were a little dumbfounded.

Wang Ze waved his hand and said, "Xiaobao, go and greet them. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that the poor are rich in culture and military, and the poor only have wild food. If you dare to challenge me, I will go back first."

Seven students: Damn it, no way!Is this a real fight?

Facts proved that the beating was indeed a real beating, and after the beating they were in pain all over, but they couldn't find the wound.

The five students who ran away immediately stopped Director He after returning to the hotel: "Wait, wait."

When the student saw the person standing next to the director, he immediately walked over quickly and bowed deeply to him: "Teacher Liao."

"Take out the talisman just now and have a look." said Liao Qihui, who looked like he was five or sixty years old, with white hair and a ruddy complexion.

The five of them paused, and immediately took out their pockets, but the talisman they took out turned into dust the moment they took it out, and was blown away by the mountain wind.

Five people ⊙▂⊙: Well, why is this exactly the same as the talisman on TV?Is it a real talisman?

"Damn it, isn't that really worth a thousand dollars?" A certain student couldn't help shouting.

Liao Qihui stared wide-eyed, looking at the dust blown away by the wind, his expression was indescribable.

After a while, the grey-haired Grandmaster Liao said to the young man behind him: "Second brother, hurry up and prepare some delicious food for me, and let's meet this little Wang too. I want to be a bandit too, haha!"

The young man wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, nodded and said, "Good grandpa."

"Don't make something unhealthy to eat."

Young people→_→: Grandpa, I’m afraid we young people won’t like the healthy food you think!