Where is the joy

Tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival, I asked Xu Qing what plans he has.She said that she would go to the village in the morning to visit widowed elderly and poor households, and return to her parents' house for dinner at noon.

"It's a big holiday, why do you have to go to the village and live the life you agreed to drink tea and read newspapers?"

"Do you have any misunderstanding about this profession?"

"That's what it says on the Internet," I took out my phone and read to her, "Look at this official log: get up in the morning, punch; have a meeting in the morning, take a nap; eat at noon, hiccup; go to work in the afternoon, hiccup; work overtime in the evening, play cards ;Entertainment at night, fight; Go home late at night, fight."

Xu Qing pushed my head, "Look at something, you can think about me if you have nothing to do, and use less internet, it will affect your IQ, you know!"

"Well, I have also seen the hard work at the grassroots level. I am exhausted from all the hard work, and I am full of enthusiasm to devote myself to society. How long will you stay on your job?" I still couldn't help asking.

She glanced at me, then looked elsewhere, and replied vaguely, "Well, it depends on the situation."

"what's the situation?"

"I contacted several impoverished households, and one family told me that he raised a stupid donkey with money from the government. He didn't know when the donkey would be enlightened, and asked me if I could kill it and eat it."

I didn't understand, "As a donkey, what do you have to be so smart? Besides, what does it have to do with how long you've been on the job?"

Xu Qing smiled, "I promised him that I would wait a little longer, maybe I'll get the hang of it after a year or so. If I'm still so stupid after a year or so, I'll go to his house to eat donkey meat hot pot."

"It's hard for a donkey. Let's hope it gets better soon."

Xu Qing looked at me and laughed again and again, turning her head and still smiling.

Really baffling.

I don't know if she is telling the truth.

She laughed for a while and asked me again, "You will come back to my house with me tomorrow for the holidays!"

My heart skipped a beat, seeing my parents!I pretended to be calm and declined, "It's not good for me to go."

"If there's anything wrong, it's just an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks. Anyway, you don't have anything important, so go back with me."

How could the tone of the inviter be so casual.I suddenly thought of her fiancé, pretending to ask unintentionally, "Where is your partner? Is he not going?"

Xu Qing paused for a moment, "The object is also there."

Really poignant!I went to find a rag to wipe the table and chairs, "So what, I won't go, your family is reunited, I still have something to do in my store, the house needs to be cleaned and the quilt should be put away, so I should buy a summer mat, I'm leaving not open."

"Really not going?"

"Don't go."

Unexpectedly, Xu Qing didn't try to persuade him anymore, and went out after answering the phone call.

I squatted on the ground and wiped the chair twice, threw the rag away, and sat on the ground for a while, what the hell was I being sour, I said to myself yesterday that being friends is good, I can see her again Pretty good, what a slap in the face.

Looking up at the jar of vinegared garlic on the table, I suddenly feel that the garlic soaked in it is very kind, and it is the same as the world's fallen people, so I put a jar of white vinegar and mature vinegar.

Someone called me in the yard. I got up and saw that it was Xiaoling, the daughter of Mrs. Wang’s family. She was carrying a snakeskin bag in one hand and a bunch of mugwort leaves in the other. For you."

Xiao Ling and Luo Luo are about the same age, and they are little beauties. They are usually very good friends. When they are free, they often play with their phones head to head and shoulder to shoulder.

Xiao Ling is a foreigner. I heard from Luo Luo that she is a single-parent family, and she rented a shop here with her mother to make hair cakes.

I asked her to put things on the table, "Have you gone to help Luo Luo's house harvest corn? How is the harvest?"

"Well, it's almost finished. Luo Luo said she will come over after the festival."

"This mugwort leaf, sister, hang it at the door to ward off evil spirits. When dried, it is a good herb that can be used for bathing or soaking in water to drink. The bag is salted duck eggs, made by Luo Luo herself. Gave me some, it was delicious."

I opened the bag and looked, "There are so many, there must be dozens of them, this kid, really."

"Accept it, Luo Luo's kindness."

I chatted with Xiaoling for a while, asked her mother how the business in the store was, and saw her out when I was leaving. I saw a small purse hanging from Xiaoling's waist. The pattern was quite complicated and colorful. So he asked a lot, "This is a sachet, it's so pretty, where did you buy it?"

Xiao Ling's face was a little red, "I didn't buy it, it was given to me by Luo Luo."

"Wow, Luo Luo is so skillful, can I have a look?"

"Okay, sister, here it is."

I put it in front of my nose and sniffed it, "Is it filled with realgar?"

"Yes, there are mugwort leaves, cinnabar, and realgar to ward off evil spirits during the Dragon Boat Festival." Xiao Ling explained to me.

"Luoluo is biased, such a beautiful purse, and I don't see one for me. No, I will ask her to ask for one tomorrow."

Xiao Ling was a little anxious, "No, it's not partiality. She respects you very much and appreciates you very much, this, this..." She brought so many things here on a hot day, and the tip of her nose was sweating.

I let go of teasing her, "I'm just joking with you, I don't have a younger sister, and I've always regarded her as my own younger sister. I'm so old, I'm not interested in this kind of girly gadgets for a long time."

Because Yin Dingdang and the young couple have checked out, there are no guests for a while, I am too lazy to get up early, and plan to sleep until I wake up naturally the next morning.If I don't go to work, I don't go to work, I feel so refreshed, and I am so happy...

I was sleeping soundly, when I suddenly dreamed that I fell into the river with one foot on the ground, the river was rushing, and I held my breath.Can't hold it anymore!I was so suffocated that I danced and woke up!

When I opened my eyes and saw Xu Qing withdrawing her hand quickly, I almost cursed, needless to say, she must have pinched my nose.This happens every time.I didn't want to talk to her, I just wanted to go back to my dream quickly, I just touched the corner of the river god beauty's clothes, turned over, hugged the pillow into my arms and went back to sleep.

"I'm sorry, it's past ten o'clock, get up quickly! Why are you so lazy."

I replied in a low voice, "I can't afford it."

"Get up and eat! My parents are waiting!"

"I won't go."

"Really not going?"

"No, I have to sleep for a while."

"I count to three."

"Never count."

"one two Three……"

With a slap, my butt hurts, damn it, I actually spanked my butt.

I jumped off the bed with a swipe, "You, you, how can you count so fast!" No, no, no, that's not the point, "If the tiger doesn't show its power, you really treat me like a cat. Next time, if you do it again, believe it or not, I will let the black dog go." I will bite you!"

Xu Qing wanted to pounce on it on purpose, "Ah, tiger's butt, then I'll be No.1 for touching the tiger's butt!"

I hid and denied, "You are not No.1."

"What? Someone touched it long ago? Who? See how I can beat him to such an extent that he can't take care of himself!" I don't know why she suddenly had such brute force and pushed me back on the bed.

I was gradually at a disadvantage, and I refused to admit defeat. I shouted, "Hmph, there are too many, and there is a long queue. Can you fight alone?"

Xu Qing gradually approached me with a fierce look in his eyes, "Who?"

The biggest advantage of me is that I have a particularly strong ability to perceive danger, for example, now.

Hurry up, "When I was young, when I was playing with bare buttocks, my parents, grandparents, grandparents, aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts, aunts, really, there are only a dozen of them, it's gone. I swear!"

Xu Qing kept looking at my face, making me feel that there was something on my face. Oops, it’s early in the morning, and I didn’t wash my face, so I don’t need to look at it so carefully. She looks more and more Carefully, press tighter and tighter.

I pushed her straight, "It hurts, it hurts!"

Only then did Xu Qing recover from the daze, "It hasn't started yet, where does it hurt?"

"What hasn't started yet! You have already started to press down on my waist! This broken bed, there is a piece of wood on the edge of the bed against my waist, it hurts like hell!" I grinned, almost crying.

Xu Qing pulled me up and lifted the back of my clothes, "I said earlier, it's all bruised, and the skin on your body is too thin." She rubbed me and buried me, "It's really thin, not at all. like on the face."

I:……

Forget it, cultivate your morality and keep silent.

"Are you coming to my house for dinner?"

"If I say no, can I keep the other half of my waist?"

"No."

Me: -_-||

Sitting on Xu Qing's little eDonkey, the road was a bit bumpy, so I could hug her waist.

Thinking about the scene in the room, did she just want to kiss me?

I scolded myself in my heart, you stupid ass, why don't you hold on and wait a little longer?Maybe it's really close!Of course, maybe she is looking at my eye secretions... Anyway, wait and see.

Blame the broken bed!

Go back and replace it!