Where is the joy

After working for such a long time, there are no customers in the store these days, so I plan to close the store for a two-day holiday.It's the weekend, and I make an appointment with Xu Qing, Luo Luo and Xiao Ling to go shopping in the city.

Let's go shopping, Luo Luo just waved his hands, don't, don't, I feel dizzy when I enter those places, hey, it's too difficult to maintain my dignity as a proletarian in front of those labels.

That's fine, anyway, Xu Qing and I are staying in the country all year round, those neat and beautiful clothes, thin high-heeled shoes, and all kinds of bags seem to be used for no occasions, so we just go to the pedestrian street for a walk.As we walked, the two of them ran to the front. Although it was called a pedestrian street, there was still an unruly motorcycle or tricycle passing by from time to time. Xu Qing kept holding my hand.

It seems to be back in those days, when you were young when you pressed the road!

Only soon, my youth was shattered!

When we were approaching the intersection, a little girl who looked like a college student was handing out leaflets, and she stuffed a leaflet to Xu Qing, "Sister, look, we have a car show tomorrow!" Then she stuffed another leaflet into my hand , "Auntie, our brand car show, grand launch..."

I'm so pissed off, what kind of eyes do you think this little girl has, and you call her sister, how can you become an aunt when you come to me!Regardless of how juicy you look, how innocent your eyes are, and how difficult life is, I said to you auntie, me, me, me, I threw away the flyer, and I need to ask her for an explanation.

Xu Qing laughed wildly, and pulled me away vigorously, "Aunt He, just bear with it, children are not sensible."

"She is ignorant, and you are ignorant too, call your sister to listen!"

"Which one of us is older?"

"…you."

"Hey, call me sister!"

"Come on, it's only two months away. What can you do in two months? You're still breastfeeding!"

"Tell me, we are obviously two months apart in age, why does it feel like the difference in IQ is more than two years?" Xu Qing laughed for a while, and hummed a song.

I listened carefully, and what this guy sang was "Dragon, Dragon, you are two years away, forever and ever, two years away..."

I:……

I suddenly thought about the auto show. "I have to go back and settle the score with that little girl!" I said, let go of Xu Qing's hand, turned around and ran back, and asked the little girl for another leaflet before returning.

"Hey, people just yelled casually, do you want to be so serious..." Xu Qing rubbed his forehead.

"You don't understand, this is the dignity of a Bensan woman!" I replied while quickly glancing at the contents of the leaflet.

I casually asked Xu Qing, "What kind of car do you like? German, Japanese, or domestic?"

"It's a German one. I'm afraid that some people who drive a Japanese one will be overwhelmed by their enthusiasm. They will even smash the car with them. Domestically produced cars, I think, should be similar to domestically produced mobile phones. The price is not high, and they can have all kinds of functions. , there are actually not many functions that are actually used, as for the service life, it all depends on luck. Hey, there is a cone in front, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat!" I pretended to be casual and asked her again, "Is there no other request?"

"If you only consider transportation, the public is good, and it's good to drive in the countryside. Sometimes it's more convenient to do things, but if you have other considerations, it will cost a lot of money, and it's not worth it." Xu Qing took the flyer in my hand I took it over and looked at it, and pointed to one of them, "What do you think of this one?"

I got the bottom line, "So-so, I thought you'd like a bigger SUV."

"Who wouldn't like it?" Xu Qing glanced at me, "Basic money is fine, this is the dignity of a grassroots official/official/employee!"

I couldn't help smiling, but she gagged me with a cone.

Meet Luo Luo and Xiao Ling at the place where the cones are sold. I am the host and invite everyone to eat steak. I found that Luo Luo and Xiao Ling really match each other. Luo Luo loves meat, and Xiao Ling loves fruits. Give it to me, I'll give it to you, nothing is wasted.

Opposite the pedestrian street is a newly built square, after dinner we went there for a walk to refresh ourselves.The square is quite big, there are many children playing pulleys, and the elderly are doing Tai Chi.It's growing fast here!The last time I came here was a year ago, and there was still grass growing here, but now there are parks, playgrounds, and stadiums, which are very grand.

Luo Luo pointed to the front and said, "Look, there is actually a haunted house over there, let's go in and have a look!"

Both Xiaoling and Xu Qing were eager to try it, but I was a little hesitant. I am timid and never watch ghost movies. Who in the world is so stupid that I spend money to scare myself.Luoluo provoked me, "Aunt He, you are getting old, otherwise, you should stop going and show us your bags outside!"

This little bunny!

I comforted myself, I only went in to play for Xu Qing's sake.

Entering through the dark aisle, the music is a little scary. Since I took the first step, I have been holding Xu Qing's hand tightly, and my nerves are tense.After walking a few meters further, the wall suddenly cracked, and a bloody mouth jumped out of it.Damn!I screamed and hugged Xu Qing tightly, and Xu Qing patted my back, "Fake, fake, it's a piece of canvas!" I didn't dare to breathe out, and opened my eyes after a few seconds. Damn, It really is a piece of cloth!A blood red mouth was drawn on it!

Luoluo took the opportunity to laugh at me at this moment, "I said sister, what courage are you! I was not scared by ghosts, but I was scared out of my soul by your scream. I'm with you Said, next time you want to call, please tell us in advance."

Xiaoling was still sensible, she said, "Sister Huanhuan, Luo Luo and I will go ahead to take care of you, and you and Sister Xu will go behind, if there is a ghost, we will shout from the front." Then there was a sound of footsteps going forward.

I was half hugged and half pulled down by Xu Qing, so I had no choice but to continue to move inside. I kept thinking to myself that this was a fake, and I was not so afraid of some kid or skull jumping out from behind from time to time.

When we came to a corner, the lights were dim, and Xiao Ling suddenly waved to us, asking us to pass.As soon as we approached, a chained zombie ran towards us. Xu Qing pulled me to hide. The zombie kept jumping and his head was painted pale. I think I must have a nightmare tonight.After jumping around for a few rounds, the zombie probably got tired, so he dragged the chain back.Xiao Ling suddenly grabbed us and whispered, "Luo Luo is inside."

"What was she doing inside?" I asked, maybe she was dragged away by the zombies, thinking about it, my hairs stood on end!

"Hush, look quickly." Xiao Ling pointed to the coffin inside the house.

When the zombie was about to go back, Luo Luo suddenly jumped out of it, and the zombie was so frightened that the crap out of his head came from the haunted house, "Oh my god!!!! Ghost!!! There are zombies!!! !"

……

The atmosphere of fear in the haunted house was swept away. Seeing this scene, several people laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

As a result, of course, Luo Luo was thrown out by the staff inside.

I guess that the actor who plays the zombie uncle is afraid that he will leave a large area of ​​psychological shadow on this profession.

I ran out all the way, and I grabbed Xu Qing, "No, slow down, my heart beats so fast." Xu Qing looked down on me, "It's just such a short distance." I stretched out my hand towards her, "It's really beating really fast , don't you jump fast? Let me see!"

I pressed her chest, pretending to ponder, "Hey, it's quite soft!"

Xu Qing didn't speak, I followed her gaze, and Luo Luo and Xiao Ling who were a few steps away were looking at us straight.I maintained such a posture, neither letting it go nor closing it, until Xu Qing retreated, and I pretended to withdraw my hand solemnly.

Luo Luo said, "Sister, how about your integrity?"

"Fall in a haunted house." I said.

"What about your girlfriend?"

I took Xu Qing's hand and formally introduced them, "Here it is!"

The above is the situation when my two little friends and I came out of the closet.

The location is not so cute.But the expressions of the two of them crying and laughing are quite cute.

"It's fine to laugh, why are you wiping your tears?" I didn't understand.

Luoluo continued to wipe her eyes, "You don't know, Xiaoling and I are together, there is no one like us around us, I am actually a little scared in my heart. But when I see you are together, I don't care about anything anymore. Don't be afraid anymore."

I glanced at Xu Qing, she was also looking at me, Luo Luo was looking at Xiao Ling, and Xiao Ling was also looking at Luo Luo, we laughed together again.