Xueba and Xiaocao both collapsed

On a new day, a ray of morning light awakens the sleeping campus.With the ringing of the preparatory bell for the morning self-study, a large number of students ran wildly, stepping on the late line and rushing into the class.

Among such a group of hurried students, Qi Yuan, who was lazily walking with long legs and a face of "I'm not awake", looked particularly eye-catching.

The two girls who were on duty in the discipline department happened to be the same two girls from last time. They looked at each other, turned their heads tacitly, and pretended not to see him.

"Qi Yuan!" At the critical moment, Director Xing descended from the sky and yelled, "You are already living in school, yet you are still late! The distance between the dormitory building and the classroom is only a few hundred meters, so you can't climb so slowly, can you? See Look at the expression on your face, what did you do last night?"

Qi Yuan was silent for a few seconds, and then replied with a protracted tone: "What else do you think I can do, Director Xing? Of course, I read at night with the lamp on and fought till dawn."

Director Xing held his cup and sneered, "Hehe, I believe your evil! If you can be so addicted to studying, sows can climb trees! Department of Discipline, deduct points, deduct five points! Next time you are late, you will be deducted ten points !"

Department of Discipline: If you deduct any more, you will lose points...

This deduction is five points. The two girls tremblingly glanced at the big devil with a bad face, and the hand holding the pen trembled slightly.

In the end, the big demon king didn't take another look at them, but paid a substandard salute to Director Xing, and then stomped towards the teaching building.

This morning self-study is Mrs Xu's English, Qi Yuan thought for a while, leaned against the back door, took advantage of Mrs Xu bowing his head to play with his mobile phone, bent his noble waist, and quickly slipped into the classroom.

When Mrs looked up again, there was another person in the empty seat just now, and that person showed her a provocative smile.

Qi Yuan got another glare.

The whole English morning self-study class was reading English chatteringly, it was a good time for small talk, Baozi took the opportunity to move his butt over again, "Brother Yuan, why are you late again?"

Qi Yuan glanced at him impatiently, "Recite your English, don't bother me."

"Fuck?" Baozi said in surprise under the cover of the English book, "Brother Yuan, why did you go last night? Your dark circles are like a national treasure!"

Qi Yuan subconsciously glanced at the tall and slender figure at the front table, and moved away quickly as if he had been electrocuted.Frowning, he stretched out his hand, "The dark circles under your eyes are heavy? Take a look in the mirror."

Baozi's surprised little eyes turned horrified: "Brother Yuan? Are you going to...look in the mirror?"

"Why, can't I look in the mirror?"

"No, no, of course I didn't mean that..." Baozi took out a small mirror from his desk belly and handed it to Qi Yuan.

Qi Yuan took it over, and from his dark circles under his eyes, he remembered the experience of the devil last night——

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After a series of information bombardment that subverted common sense and three views, Qi Yuan accidentally entered the two names of [Qi Yuan Yu Ze] in the search box.

Then he followed the clues and found a newly established post bar, Qi Yu Bar, the introduction in the bar: Linyuan Xianyu.

It is not allowed to mention the full names of the two of them in the post bar, but in this post bar, Qi Yuan watched his female classmates use more than 1000 words to analyze in detail his various micro-expressions and unconscious movements when facing Yu Ze, to demonstrate that " The CP I made is real!"

By the way, I also watched a few secondary creations based on the two of them, such as the overbearing gold master and the little white flower star, the black-dao big-guy and the undercover police-officer.

Without exception, he played the role of coercing Yu Ze in the text.Qi Yuan was furious in the middle of the night, fuck!Does he look that animal?

Qi Yuan closed the mirror and threw it back into Baozi's arms.He lowered his eyes, endured and endured, but still couldn't restrain himself, his eyes were glued to the back of the front table again.

Just when Yu Ze turned his head, Qi Yuan stepped back instantly in shock, and Bai Xiaosheng's table was knocked out of place by him, making a loud noise.

The chattering sound of reading stopped, and soon resumed amidst Mrs. Xu's angry roar.

Yu Ze glanced at the overreacting person inexplicably. After thinking for a while, he moved closer to the back table and raised his voice slightly: "Didn't you say yesterday that you have any questions to ask me? You can do self-study in the morning."

Qi Yuan leaned against the back table, his heart beating like a drum, "No need, turn back first!"

Yu Ze didn't understand why he looked like an enemy, but since the other party said no, he didn't want it.

Miraculously, after this episode, Yu Ze's world was restored to purity.

The people at the back table no longer poked him on the back anytime and anywhere, called him "Classmate Yu Ze" or "Xueba", and no longer pestered him to ask him to talk about some topics that lowered his intelligence.

After school, Qi Yuan ran faster than a rabbit, and in the morning he was even more elusive. The two lived in opposite dormitories, and they never ran into each other once.

No matter how dull he was, Yu Ze vaguely understood that Qi Yuan was avoiding him.

He didn't know the reason, but he wouldn't take the initiative to ask.No one tried to invade the ice and snow barrier that came with him again and again, and it became more unbreakable.

It was another Monday, and the sports meeting came as scheduled.

Early in the morning, the host's passionate opening speech spread throughout the campus through the radio, "Dear teachers and students, good morning! In this golden autumn season, where the autumn is crisp and fruitful, we are united and friendly. , a beautiful campus that strives forward, all the teachers and students of No. 60 Middle School welcome the No.[-] [-]th Autumn Games together!"

During the passionate and tireless march of athletes, square teams from all classes entered the arena one after another.Not surprisingly, Qi Yuan was the last one to walk over slowly.

When he walked to the square team of the third class, the school leaders at all levels, such as the principal, vice principal, secretary, and director, had already passed through a wave of speeches, and the leader of the referee team was fighting chicken blood.It's a pity that everyone's ears are numb after listening to waves of official clichés, and there are only a few pieces of applause.

Baozi forced Bai Xiaosheng to stand next to Qi Yuan, "Brother Yuan! Today is the day for you to show off in the 3000-meter race. Are you excited?"

Qi Yuan yawned lazily, "Get out."

As soon as the words fell, the third class suddenly burst into intense applause, and intermittent screams came from all around, and the whole playground became restless.

Qi Yuan narrowed his eyes slightly, and a familiar figure appeared in his sight.

The young man who walked up to the rostrum was dressed in a clean and slim white shirt and black trousers, which made his figure even more straight and upright. When he walked around, he was like a young white poplar stretching in the wind, instantly injecting a huge vitality into the lifeless playground.

This is the first time that Yu Ze made a public appearance in front of the teachers and students of the school, and delivered a speech as a student representative.

Out of the corner of Qi Yuan's eye, he saw the girls in class three pull out their mobile phones one after another, screaming and zooming in on the camera, aiming at the boy on the rostrum.

Cut, never seen the world, nympho, mentally handicapped.While contemptuously contemptuously, he pretended to take out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.While the people around were not paying attention, he casually raised his mobile phone, took a picture at the rostrum, and was just about to take it back like a thief——

"Brother Yuan! You are taking photos too!" Baozi moved his face closer to Qi Yuan's phone screen, "Hahahaha, Brother Yuan, your photos are better than mine!"

Qi Yuan: "... Get out!"

On the rostrum, the voice of a young man as clear as a mountain spring and Jiyue passed everyone's ears through the radio: "Everyone, teachers and classmates, good morning..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa''''s, and then a burst of enthusiastic screams erupted from below.

Yu Ze's speech was very official. It seemed to be copied from the same article as the school leader's speech on Baidu Wenku. The only difference was that it was short-lived. It took about 2 minutes to finish the speech, and he stepped down after speaking.

But in just 2 minutes, the atmosphere on the playground was heated up. Fortunately, the playground is open to the air, otherwise the roof would be overturned.

Qi Yuan stared intently at the people on the rostrum the whole time, and when they got off the stage and walked towards the phalanx of the third class, he fixed his eyes on the distant horizon as if nothing had happened.

Bai Xiaosheng: "Brother Yuan, what are you looking at?"

"Look - the plane." Qi Yuan opened his eyes to the endless sky, talking nonsense.

After all the speeches were over, each class held a sign and shouted slogans, and circled the field one by one.

At the third shift, the camera first took a panoramic view, and then moved to Qi Yuan who was standing on the farthest side.

"Student Qi Yuan, can I interview you—what kind of ranking will Class [-] plan to take in this sports meet?"

A handsome, fierce and casual face was enlarged in the center of the big screen, and there was another commotion from the other squads, accompanied by low cries.

Qi Yuan looked at the camera with a half-smile, and said lazily and arrogantly: "If you're not prepared, you can do it in other classes."

"Hahahaha, domineering and domineering!" The reporter praised him, "I thought Qi Yuan would say like other students: Friendship comes first, competition comes second!"

Qi Yuan: "Competition comes first, friendship aside."

The third class suddenly booed and stomped together, applauding vigorously.Everyone:? ? ?

But unfortunately, on behalf of class 4, Qi Yuangang uttered harsh words about "breaking the other classes". In the highlight of the morning session, the 400×[-]-meter relay race, class [-] had a problem.

The student who took the last leg of the relay stretched his hamstring because he was too excited during the warm-up.

"Okay, you can rest first." Lin Lei cursed in a low voice, "If I replace the last blow, who can take the first blow?"

No one was talking around.The three sports teams all signed up for different events, and these events were closely arranged. Everyone was under a lot of pressure and couldn't find the energy to run another 400-meter relay.

Qi Yuan was lying under the shade of a tree to catch up on sleep, and was woken up by Baozi's slap. Before he could get angry, Baozi said excitedly: "Brother Yuan! Poppy is going to run the 4×400m relay! Hurry up! I'll go see it together!"

With one hand on the ground, the long legs turned over, and the person lying on the grass stood up with a swipe.

How dare you run 400 meters with your knee injured like that?

The author has something to say: Brother Yuan: Can such a thing as a candid photoshoot be called a candid photoshoot?