Xueba and Xiaocao both collapsed

Yu Ze's fingers paused for more than ten seconds before he pressed the accept button.

"Xiao Ze, what's the matter between you and that Qi Yuan? He really didn't do anything to you, did he?" Qiao Yifan stopped sitting in the car and followed him closely, continuing to ask worriedly.

"What can he do to me?" Yu Ze put the phone back in his pocket and asked back.

Qiao Yifan wanted to say something more, but was easily distracted by his next words: "Tomorrow, Qingba will be closed, so I won't go."

"Ah? Really!" Qiao Yifan's eyes lit up when he heard it, "Then we can write test papers together for the remaining few days!"

"Yeah." The two walked towards the villa, one left and one right, and the driver followed behind with the lights on.

At this point, Qiao's father and Qiao's mother should have gone to bed long ago. When the two returned to the villa, they deliberately relaxed their hands and feet, but they still alarmed Qiao's mother.

"Ozawa, you're back." A lady with a gentle temperament came down the revolving wooden ladder.

Yu Ze bent down and bowed, "Hi Auntie, I'm going to cause trouble for you and uncle these few days."

"What are you talking about, kid? Haven't you considered this place your own home?" Mother Qiao walked up to him, stretched out her hand and shook the young man's thin shoulders, her tone of distress was exactly the same as her son's: "It's the long body What kind of nutritious things can there be in the school cafeteria when you were young? Look at you, you are skinny, and you can be blown down by the wind."

What Qiao's mother didn't know was that not only would the boy in front of him not be blown down by the wind, but he could also knock down a 1.9-meter-strong man with one punch.

"Oh, mom, go back to your room and sleep, Ozawa is tired after working all day..." Qiao Yifan could see that Yu Ze was still not used to such a scene, so he yelled softly.

Mother Qiao gave him a reproachful look, and let go of her hand, "You know you love Ozawa, don't you? Ozawa, you must be hungry so late. Auntie stewed chicken soup, in case you would feel tired, put a handful of noodles , you eat a little before resting?"

Qiao Yifan couldn't help but yelled again: "Mom, what are you thinking? Ozawa must have eaten it, why do you—" Halfway through the words, Yu Zeyun's eyes disappeared.

Yu Ze nodded lightly, "Okay, thank you, Auntie."

Mother Qiao smiled with satisfaction, served two bowls of chicken noodle soup herself, and said to Qiao Yifan before leaving: "Yifan, you should eat less, huh? You stay in bed until nine o'clock in the morning. Tian lay there motionless again, but it became more and more edible."

"Mom! I'm using my brain! Using my brain consumes a lot of energy, okay?"

"What's the difference between your brain moving and not moving? If you're half as smart as Ozawa, I'll pay for you every day."

"Mom, tell the truth, am I your own?"

……

Holding the bowl, Yu Ze quietly listened to the bickering between the mother and son, the corners of his lips curled up imperceptibly, and the smile disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

After a few mouthfuls, Yu Ze couldn't eat anymore.After tidying up the kitchen briefly, he went up to the second floor with Qiao Yifan.

The Qiao family has always reserved a guest room for him. After he entered the room, he mercilessly shut the door of the nagging Qiao Yifan.

The world suddenly became much quieter.

At two o'clock in the morning, after Yu Ze took a shower, his spirit became more and more awake, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.He wiped his wet hair with a towel and sat down at the desk.

The phone vibrated with a "buzz", and he opened WeChat casually. The idiot nickname "Origin of the Universe" was artificially pinned to the top by the constant messages from the other party.

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About 10 minutes later——

[Student Yu Ze, the long night is long, I don’t want to sleep, I am lonely, I suddenly have a flash of inspiration, I have a question about my studies that I want to ask you, such as this question [picture]]

Yu Ze glanced at it casually, and suddenly became a little interested.

He opened his schoolbag, took out his math test paper, calculated the question asked by Qi Yuan on the draft paper, took a photo and sent it over.

Origin of the universe: [Student Yu Ze is indeed a top student!Take a look at this neat formula, clear logic, and a logical answer, it is really well-founded, I admire it [Holding fists, hugging fists]]

Full stop: [Do you understand? 】

Origin of the universe: [Understood, how simple and clear! 】

Full stop: [Question No. 19 of the third set of volumes, the same principle, you do it. 】

The origin of the universe: [...Fuck, come on, you serious student?Won't……】

Full stop: [How do you know you won’t do it if you haven’t done it? 】

The origin of the universe: [I don’t need to read this question to know that I can’t [smile, smile, smile]]

Yu Ze lowered his eyelashes, this person is quite self-aware.He changed his posture and typed quickly with his left hand, 【Don't ask me questions in the future. 】

Origin of the Universe: [I'll do it right away!You wait! 】

……

The seven-day National Day holiday passed by in a flash, Xinyang No. [-] Middle School, Class [-] and Class [-], early in the morning, most of the whole class were busy writing, not to mention feeling very touched by the teacher.

"BBACD, DCBBA, ACGE—fuck, are there G and E in this option? Bai Xiaosheng, didn't you choose it blindly too!" Baozi copied it and realized something was wrong, so he turned around and asked.

Bai Xiaosheng was playing with his mobile phone without raising his head, "I love copying or not, and copying homework requires accuracy?"

"You—" Baozi thought for a while, but still chose to swallow his anger, and it's not too late to beat him up after copying!

After copying the English test paper, he handed it to Qi Yuan's desk, "Brother Yuan, wake up! If you don't copy anything else, you should at least copy the English test paper, or Mrs Xu will go crazy again!"

Qi Yuan was lying between his arms to catch up on sleep, like a dead body, and there was no response to the loud noise around him.Baozi had no choice but to move to the seat next to him and boldly slap him on the back.

"Brother Yuan! Get up and copy homework!!!"

"Fuck - you uncle!" Qi Yuan was shocked by the photo, raised a particularly irritable handsome face, and at the same time slapped towards the side.

Baozi had expected this scene a long time ago, and quickly moved aside, "Don't do it! Brother Yuan! You are your own!"

Qi Yuan remained silent with a sullen face.

"It's not Brother Yuan, I took seven days off! A whole seven days! I asked you to come out to play and you didn't come out. Why did you go and make yourself so... emaciated?"

Qi Yuan's low pressure eased up a bit, and he said in a low voice: "I was squeezed dry by someone."

Baozi was startled, he exchanged a glance with Bai Xiaosheng, and asked hesitantly, "Backed by... who?"

Qi Yuan slowly raised his hand, pointing to the tall and straight little Bai Yang in front of him.

The surprise in Baozi's eyes turned into panic, and he stammered and asked: "No, no, no, no...it's not what I thought, right? Brother Yuan, have you been squeezed dry by Yu Ze???"

When he said the second half of the sentence, it happened that the class fell into a brief silence for some reason, so the sentence "Brother Yuan, you were squeezed dry by Yu Ze" resounded throughout the third class, as if it had an echo effect .

Yu Ze turned his head and glanced at Baozi, his eyes still had ice blades and snow knives, Baozi almost knelt down to him, and hurriedly tried to make amends: "No, no, no, brother Yuan was not squeezed dry by Yu Ze! Don't get me wrong!"

Everyone: ...It seems to be even more misleading.

Qi Yuan stretched out his hand, grabbed Baozi by the neck and dragged him over, threatening in a sinister way: "If you keep messing around, I'll pull out your tongue."

Yu Ze calmly turned his body around again, but Qi Yuan suddenly recalled what happened to him in the past few days——

After adding WeChat that night, he couldn't help himself. He completely dropped the "I won't harass you" that he swore before adding WeChat, and sent two emoticons to harass the other party when he had nothing to do.

But Yu Ze never responded to his harassment, and only reluctantly answered him when he mentioned problems in his studies.

then--

[Student Yu Ze, how do you do this question? 】

[Elementary school students should be able to do this question. 】

Qi Yuan, who suddenly had a burst of self-esteem, in order to prove that he was better than the elementary school students, sat on the carpet and bit his pen and flipped through the math books for more than an hour, finally wrote a "solution", and then copied a few math formulas crookedly.

A few seconds later, the other party sent back a picture with a big red cross made with a red brush.

Firstblood.

Qi Yuan made persistent efforts——

[Student Yu Ze, let’s understand this English reading. Words are composed of 26 letters. I know them all when they are taken apart. What the hell are you talking about when you put them together? 】

[Check the English dictionary, look up word by word, and translate the full text. 】

Qi Yuan used a certain dictionary to look it up all afternoon, finally put it together, handwritten a large section of Chinese translation, and patted it to the other party.

A few seconds later, the same picture was sent back, with the annotation on it saying: Seven orifices connected to six orifices.

"Wow! That's a very high evaluation! Brother Yuan didn't realize that you have such a talent for learning!" Baozi showed adoring eyes.

Bai Xiaosheng finally raised his head, lay down in front of the table, and cursed: "You idiot, the seven orifices are connected to the six orifices—that's called not understanding at all."

steamed stuffed bun:……

Qi Yuan: "You don't have to say it so bluntly."

Doublekill.

"Ahem..." Baozi coughed a few times, trying to stand up for Brother Yuan: "What about Chinese? Chinese is your strong point, Brother Yuan!"

Qi Yuan glanced at him with indescribable eyes.

[Reading Comprehension 1: In the first paragraph, the author begins by saying "There is a tree in front of my house", and then separately says "There is another tree in front of my house". What is the reason for writing this way? 】

Qi Yuan: [Because the author is old and has a bad memory, and he doesn't want to waste paper—after all, paper is made of trees, wasting paper is wasting trees, wasting trees is wasting air...]

Yu Ze drew a big zero egg on the answer.

Triple kill.

After living for more than ten years, Qi Yuan felt for the first time that life is not easy and the world is difficult.Doing the questions is even more fucking difficult!

He took out a thick stack of test papers from his schoolbag, reluctant to change a word, put on a melancholy posture, and waited for the representatives of various subjects to collect the test papers.

Bai Xiaosheng couldn't bear to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him, "Don't be too sad, Brother Yuan, everything has to be done slowly, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry—"

"Who said I want to eat hot tofu?" Qi Yuan unceremoniously knocked off his hand, stared deeply at the slender and fair neck of the boy in front of him, and secretly ground his molars.

He still didn't believe it.

The author has something to say: Qi Yuan: Learning is not easy, Brother Yuan sighs~

Yu Ze: Isn't learning the easiest thing in the world?

Baozi: Uh... Sometimes, we have to admit that people are different...

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It is said that the author himself has not figured out the meaning of reading comprehension of "There is a tree in front of my house, and there is another tree in front of my house" hahaha~