After ascension, strayed into the magic world

Chapter 69 Your Meat Is Poisonous

Adonis took Yu Jingshu back to the palace, and made a special trip to watch the excitement.

On the way, Adonis deliberately explained to Yu Jingshu why divination can be watched.

The fashion of a country is influenced by the royal family.Before the current empress of Fei Wen became the current queen, the upper echelon of the Fei Wen royal family became chaotic, and the atmosphere of the entire Fei Wen was extremely dissolute.However, after the empress who valued family and lived a simple life came to the throne, under her influence, Feiwen changed her previous style and became extremely concerned about family and family.

Of course, as a well-known country, the good men in the upper class also have an impact on the lower class.

And Fabiotia is influenced by Ludwig, romantic and self-willed, self-indulgent, each has more personality than the other.

As a result, Fabitia's magician is also more dishonest and presumptuous than Fiwen's magician. Even the great fortune-teller enshrined by the royal family is quite individual. That fortuneteller is famous in the magic world for his accuracy and gossip. Inherited the fate of the fortune-teller's short life, died young, and the extraordinary items left behind also preserved the personality of the owner.

"The Know-it-all crystal ball originally belonged to the great fortune teller Christian Bellman. It is a magical crystal ball that can see the past and the future. It is very respected."

"But the big fortune-teller is old and unscrupulous. This crystal ball is affected. He also likes to tune in and give away Easter eggs. He tunes to the privacy where he least wants to be seen by others. We will have a good show later."

When Adonis said this, he secretly suppressed a smirk all over his face, but he just didn't talk about the gossip and was not serious, and deliberately whetted Yu Jingshu's appetite.

When the two came to the main hall, the four envoys and Emperor Ludwig were there.

Archibald, the prince of the Dragon Shield Principality, was speaking: "I have admired the great fortune teller's reputation for a long time, but I didn't expect to have the opportunity to use the great fortune teller's crystal ball."

At this time, a group of people gathered around a long table. Ludwig sat on the top seat, the four envoys sat on either side of him, and the beauties and subordinates carried by the four envoys sat behind them.

In front of Ludwig, there was a black velvet cloth, and a round crystal ball was placed on the velvet cloth.

Adonis immediately went to see the princess, Christina, who was sitting on Ludwig's right hand, and sitting behind her was the cousin who planned to marry, a plump and sexy blonde The beauty, judging by the appearance, is indeed more in line with Ludwig's appetite.

After Yu Jingshu entered the hall, Christina looked over immediately, and a gleam of excitement flashed in her wild eyes.

Adonis frowned subconsciously: Brother, you can't do it, you haven't finished her yet.

As soon as Ludwig looked up and saw his brother's straightforward expression, he understood.

He looked at Christina amusedly, and then at Yu Jingshu. The latter was as indifferent as ever and was not at all moved by the beauty.

Ludwig smiled and waved to the two: "Come on, take a look at this magical crystal ball, I would be reluctant to take it out for ordinary people."

Christina looked at Yu Jingshu charmingly, her eyes were straightforward and explicit, she flicked her red hair, and asked Ludwig deliberately: "Who are these two?"

She talked about the two, but she didn't give Adonis alms out of the corner of her eye, and focused all her attention on Yu Jingshu.

Ludwig glanced at Adonis with a half-smile, and saw his gloomy face as expected, and said with a smile:

"My brother."

As for Yu Jingshu's identity, he did not introduce it separately.

Because it was introduced from Adonis, as a friend, Adonis was unwilling.Speaking of boyfriend, Yu Jingshu obviously didn't agree.

From his side, anyone who is younger than him can be said to be his younger brother.And his father's promiscuity is well known, and there are descendants of all races, not to mention cross-regions. Members of other countries obviously can't remember so many illegitimate children.

The flames in Christina's eyes suddenly brightened: "They are all princes..."

Even if it is an illegitimate child, the younger brother who can be taken by Ludwig's side is obviously more recognized, and she obviously has other thoughts.

The royal family of Princess Cuiting only includes Christina and her brother.Christina is extremely talented, but her elder brother is good at strategy but born weak. In order to suppress the ready-to-move collateral lineage, the emperor allowed the two brothers and sisters who are quite affectionate to have part of the military power, and they are both real power factions.

Duke Cuiting's kingship is rather special. Right now, the king and queen are in power. With the intentional training of the king, Christina and her elder brother may continue to be in power in the future.

For the sake of royal power, Christina obviously will not marry into another country, and the cousin she brings is a collateral.

She doesn't marry, but that doesn't mean she can't get married. If this prince is sent to the Principality of Emerald Court to get married...he seems to be much more controllable than Ludwig's other flirtatious noble relatives.

Fabitia and Fiwen are both monogamous, and Ludwig already has a queen. These beauties are brought here, or they are just unnamed mistresses-this is the case between Fabitia and the former Fiwen. The upper class of the nobles is quite popular, and it is almost an ambiguous game that the nobles know well.

Either marry with other royal nobles-such as unmarried relatives of the emperor like Adonis.

In the past few days, Christina has specially investigated the unmarried nobles of the Fabiotia nobles. Being unmarried does not mean that there is no female partner. In contrast, Yu Jingshu's temperament, strength and style are simply the best candidates.

Christina's mind was full of thoughts, and she had already considered a lot in a flash, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that Yu Jing's book was good.

Her eyes swept over Yu Jingshu's finger, and seeing that it was empty without a ring, she asked intentionally, "I wonder if the two princes are engaged?"

The meaning of the words is very straightforward.

Before Ludwig could answer, Adonis interrupted displeasedly: "Brother, didn't you say divination?"

Christina raised her eyebrows: "This prince is so excited, could it be that he has taken a fancy to my lovely cousin?"

This powerful beauty is a real rose with thorns. She clearly sees that Adonis is dissatisfied with her, but deliberately hints whether he has a crush on her cousin.

Her beautiful cousin behind her showed an awkward and stiff smile.

And Adonis's momentum was low, his eyes were boiling with anger, and it seemed that he was about to explode at any moment.

Seeing that the atmosphere became stiff, Ludwig smiled to smooth things over.

"This is my private bedroom. I only discuss private matters. We only discuss other matters in the Political Hall."

These "other things" naturally include the marriage of the two countries and Fabiotia's rescue.

Christina quickly bowed her head flexibly, "Sorry, I can't help it, I'm too impulsive."

Can't help...

Adonis seemed about to explode again.

The prince of the Dragon Shield Duchy hurriedly said: "Ahem, this is the know-it-all crystal ball? I heard it is very accurate. Why don't we let the most powerful swordsman of the Dragon Shield Duchy try it?"

"Okay, let Archibald's people try it first." Ludwig went from good to bad, and overturned the marriage at this point.

Archibald waved to the great swordsman behind him, and the great swordsman saluted respectfully: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Then he stepped forward, and according to Ludwig's instructions, he put his hand on the crystal ball.

Archibald continued to speak up, trying to warm up the game.

"I'm curious, what can be detected by the crystal ball, and whether my great swordsman has any little secrets that I don't know."

Hearing this, the great swordsman was inexplicably nervous.

In the crystal ball, the picture began to change, and a shrunken great swordsman appeared inside, but the clothes were different from now, and the curly brown hair was shorter than now.

Ludwig slightly nodded and introduced: "The Know-it-all crystal ball can go back in time, and it should be about his past."

The blurred picture of the crystal ball gradually became clear and fixed.

Then, the great swordsman's body stiffened.

In the picture, except for the brown curly hair of the great swordsman, the whole picture is pink.

Pink pillows, pink sheets, pink dolls, pink nightcaps, pink pajamas...

The scene fell silent.

The great swordsman lowered his head with a hot face, not daring to look back at his master's face.

Archibald made an incredible voice: "Heino, you like pink!"

The great swordsman Heinuo lowered his head. He was 1.9 meters tall and muscular like a bear. He felt the shame of being publicly executed.

He made a small sound like a gnat: "Hmm..."

And it just so happened that Heinuo in the crystal ball hugged the pink rabbit on the bed, and hummed coquettishly: "Hmm~ I don't want to get up~"

The 1.9-meter strong bear is so "coquettish", the contrast is too great, and everyone on the scene is a little uncomfortable.

Some people wanted to laugh, some showed sarcasm, and some simply watched the excitement.

The screen of the crystal ball changed, and Hai Nuo had already put on the heroic swordsman uniform and went to a gift shop to buy gifts.

He chose a pink dolphin and told the salesperson that it was a birthday present for his niece. When he got home, he rolled on the bed with the dolphin in his arms, happily kissing and kissing the dolphin...

In reality, Hai Nuo covered his face in embarrassment, the big bear was about to cry.

so ashamed...

Although I knew that my little hobby would be embarrassing if others knew about it, I didn't expect that I would lose face abroad all of a sudden, in front of so many princes, princesses and emperors.

At critical moments, Ludwig showed his caring side.

"What's wrong with men like pink, I like it too, and I also like pink skirts!" Ludwig patted the swordsman's shoulder carelessly and made a relief for him.

Archibald also regained his senses. He was mainly concerned about his face, and he was afraid of being ridiculed and losing the face of his country.Now that Ludwig said so, Archibald followed the good advice: "It was my mistake that I didn't discover your true hobby. It seems that you may not like the rewards I gave you before."

In the past, what he rewarded was naturally armor and swords suitable for swordsmen. Who knew that the big swordsman of his own tough guy had such a girly heart.

The great swordsman Hai Nuo quickly said, "I like swords too."

Ludwig laughed and interjected: "Actually, Heinuo, if you have a chance, you can try it. It feels good to wear a skirt. In summer, your legs are especially cool, as cool as if you don't have any clothes on."

When Ludwig said this, there was still an expression on his face that was still unfinished, wondering if he recalled his feeling of wearing a skirt in summer.

The princess and several ladies next to her had distorted expressions, and their faces were full of hesitation.

Women also wear underpants and stockings when they wear skirts in summer, but this majesty is obviously wearing nothing inside the skirt...

Hai Nuo bit the bullet and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, I'll give it a try when I have the chance."

Although he didn't want to try it, he just liked pink, not women's clothing.

But in front of the emperor, he could only say "have a chance to try".

Archibald smiled and shook his head, when the picture in the crystal ball changed again.

A pink princess house appeared in the picture. Heinuo held a pink crystal dagger, held it up, and kept admiring the light from the window from different angles. The most satisfying birthday present!"

"Hey, I was just thinking about giving the crystal sword from the treasury to Heinuo, and it just appeared here." Archibald said in surprise.

Ludwig explained: "It's about predicting the future."

Hai Nuo looked at Archibald moved, and before he spoke, Archibald waved his hand indifferently: "Hey, don't be shy, this is my childhood toy, I think it just suits you, it's pink and It's a sword."

The master and servant here have a deep love, and the crystal ball has proved its power.

Over there, Prince Everett of the Principality of Sulu also volunteered.

Everett, a handsome man with blond hair, blue eyes, thin figure and pale skin, stood up and introduced his accompanying priests gracefully.

"This is the most powerful priest in our Principality of Sulu. He can feel the brilliance of God and has the ability to resist divination and prophecy."

His slightly difficult arrangement made Ludwig look curious: "Try."

The priest, wearing a white mage robe with gold trim, came forward to salute Ludwig first, and then put his hands on the crystal ball as well.

A white light flashed on the crystal ball, and the picture was indeed much slower than before.

The priest showed a reserved smile and raised his chin slightly.

The picture on the crystal ball gradually became clear, and when the picture inside was clearly seen, the priest's smile collapsed, and he immediately withdrew his hand.

But the picture on the crystal ball still stays on it.

It's also indoors, unlike Heinuo's first morning, it's night here.

The priest obviously just came home, walked to the bed exhaustedly, washed his face and hands in the copper basin, then sat on the bed board, took off his shoes and socks, and smelled his feet.

"It doesn't smell bad, I don't need to wash it today."

Then, the priest fell asleep.

Under the bed, a black cat walked over curiously, sniffed the stinky sock that was casually thrown on the shoe, made a vomiting expression, and frantically dug dirt around the sock, trying to bury it...

The priest was once again under the collective attention.

When Yu Jingshu saw him smelling his feet, he subconsciously wanted to pinch his nose.

For the sake of image, he controlled small movements.

But seeing the black cat's actions, Yu Jingshu finally couldn't help it, and quietly blocked his sense of smell.

Sorry, he's a bit of a clean freak...

And Everett, the prince of the Sulu Principality, also had an ugly face. He didn't expect that the priest, who has always been known for his elegance, would be so careless in private.

I don't like to take a bath, let alone wash my feet, and I still smell it!Hold your feet and smell!

Everett's pale face was rife with rage, and the veins in his temples were throbbing, as if he was suppressing his emotions, his face was as blue as a zombie.

Because the priest stopped in time, after the scene of the past was played, the scene predicting the future did not appear.

The atmosphere at the scene became awkward again.

Ludwig laughed: "That man, it's normal that he doesn't like to take a bath, and so do I. I don't want to take a bath without a beauty to wipe my back haha."

Yu Jingshu: ...

Your Majesty, you have exposed again...

Sure enough, your lustful persona is not broken, and from a certain point of view, it can be regarded as magnanimous, scumbag, real and unpretentious.

"Why don't you let this prince try too?" At this moment, Christina, who was eyeing Yu Jingshu, suggested.

With a thought in his mind, Yu Jingshu really nodded in agreement.

"it is good."

Ludwig glanced at his younger brother worriedly, but saw that Adonis was not angry, but smiled instead?

Ludwig: ? ? ?

It's over, my brother is angry and stupid?

Yu Jingshu stepped forward, put his hands firmly on the crystal ball, and began to recall his past.

He felt a cool mysterious force coming from the palm of his hand, and he intentionally guided it to present the picture he wanted to show.

Under his hands, the crystal ball was extremely docile, honestly presenting a picture of him cutting off the little snake on the head of the Gorgon teacher, roasting it and eating it.

Adonis smiled, looking specifically at Christina.

Christina frowned slightly, and then let go: "So you like to eat snakes, it's okay, we have a lot of snakes in the Principality of Emerald Garden..."

The screen of the crystal ball changed to a picture of Yu Jingshu writing his diary under the gas lamp.

The angle is looking forward from the back of Yu Jingshu, just revealing the title on the diary: "Mr. Snake Hair's [-] Ways to Eat".

Christina was speechless.

She found that her understanding of Yu Jingshu seemed not comprehensive enough.

Ludwig felt the same way.

I thought it was just food, and he liked it too, but this "snake-haired teacher's way of eating" always felt that something was wrong.

If you like snakes, you should attack the Gorgon. If you like to eat fish, should you attack mermaids?

——He didn't know that Yu Jingshu had already harmed the mermaid.

Archibald smiled and began to warm up the scene again: "There is a snake-haired banshee in our country. If she sees it, she will definitely be afraid of you."

But soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.

The picture of the crystal ball changed again, and Yu Jingshu's bedroom became Fabitia's manor, and then he was writing and chanting, and the crystal ball was still very considerate, zooming in on the camera to reveal the contents of the diary.

Archibald heard his name appear in Yu Jingshu's mouth, and saw that he had become an ingredient in Yu Jingshu's diary.

"Prince Archibald of the Dragon Shield Principality is muscular and has a healthy complexion. It may taste like beef tendon when chewed. It is flexible and elastic. It will be more delicious when marinated."

The muscular Archibald's tall body stiffened suddenly, and he suddenly felt the eyes of everyone in the hall cast on him. The feeling was similar to the eyes he saw when he saw the grilled steak after training.

Archibald stared at the back of his hand that was exposed outside his clothes. The dark brown that he used to be very proud of and felt very masculine suddenly didn't look pleasing to the eye. The color was too similar to steak.

No, he wants to be whitened, and he will be unlucky if he is really eaten as a steak one day.

In the crystal ball, Yu Jingshu continued to roll the roll while writing his diary.

"Lionel, the prince of the Wolf Moon Principality, is fat and strong. I heard that the Wolf Moon Principality has sweet food. His meat should have a sweet taste, so it can be used as Dongpo meat."

"Hahahaha..." Ludwig couldn't stop laughing, and Lionel, who was named, had a good temper, and said with a smile, "I like cream and honey, I guess my meat tastes like honey and cream. "

Ludwig was very cooperative: "Come here, serve dessert, honey and cream, let us taste the taste of His Royal Highness Lionel!"

Lionel couldn't stop laughing...

"Prince Everett of the Principality of Sulu is skinny. It is estimated that chopping pieces of stewed pork ribs would be more delicious."

The Sulu Principality ruled by the queen is white and thin. Poor Everett is a famous handsome man in the Sulu Principality, but in Yu Jingshu's diary, he is facing the most brutal approach.

cut into pieces...

Everett's face was pale, and he stared at Yu Jingshu for a long time speechless.

"As for Princess Christina of the Emerald Court..."

"The cosmetics all over must be poisonous, so I won't eat them."

The other three princes all looked at Christina, and the displeasure of being treated as ingredients calmed down a lot after seeing Christina's livid face.

At least, they are still delicious, and it is better to be able to eat them than to be despised as poisonous.

And the "venomous meat" Princess Christina was angry and glared at Yu Jingshu.

Adonis was so happy, he knew you couldn't do it, and he was disliked even for making ingredients.

So Adonis laughed out loud: "Hahahaha poisonous hahaha!"

Yu Jingshu doesn't even bother to eat you, let alone like you!

Anyway, Yu Jingshu still wanted to eat dragons all the time, or his hope was greater!

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