After ascension, strayed into the magic world
Chapter 35 The Devil Makes a Duck
The flower cake is not difficult to make. The elf Lyle specially picked the edible roses in the early morning. The original intention was to let Yu Jingshu make breakfast while it was the freshest.
However, this scene was seen by many gatekeepers in the corridor.
——I also saw that Lyle went in and stayed for a long time without coming out, and the gatekeepers who had nothing to do were gossiping and gossiping, and the scandal changed.
First of all, it was the head of the gatekeeper at the door opposite Golard. He was the closest and the most unscrupulous.
"Hey hey hey, there's another pair."
"I knew it would still be taken by men. The boys' dormitory is so convenient..."
"Elves are still attractive. Humans are too useless. Sending flowers is either a skeleton or a bird. Look at the elves, have you delivered them to your door and entered soon..."
At first, Gollard rarely explained to his homeowner: "No, those flowers are used for cooking..."
The gatekeepers usually look serious, but gossip is much better than human gentlemen.
"Heh, what kind of flower must be used for cooking? Roses? Broccoli is also a flower."
"That's right, it's just a man's excuse, you believe it, be careful in the future hehehehe..."
"How is that possible!" Gollard panicked at the words, "I just want a cute girlfriend!"
Explaining and explaining, Gollard's style of painting was taken away. Unknowingly, he also had some doubts: There are so many flowers in the Magic Academy, why can't flowers be used for cooking? Why do you have to use red roses?
Could it be something else?
However, at this moment, a man holding a large bouquet of red roses walked up the corridor. This man looked familiar!
As soon as Gollard saw Bartholomew, he guessed that the other party was looking for Yu Jingshu, because, wasn't this the vampire who entered the door upright last night and carried it out? !
Gollard's eyes suddenly turned obscene: Could it be that this person is actually a masochist who just likes to be hurt by Yu Jingshu?
The gatekeeper at the opposite door winked at Gollard, and mouthed: "Here comes another hehe..."
Bartholomew is dressed very formally today, with a top hat, a tuxedo, a stand-up collar shirt, a black bow tie, a black waistcoat, and polished leather shoes. He is dressed in black and white. The bright red rose contrasts with his blood-red eyes. It is as if he is here to invite himself The lady you like goes to a high-end restaurant to have a candlelight dinner.
Bartholomew remembered the unpleasant bird-stealing incident last night, stood at the door without knocking for a while, pulled his collar nervously, and took a breath.
Gollard's eyeballs rolled round and round, his appearance really seemed to be warming up before the boy confessed.
Could it be that he is going to witness a wonderful scene of two men competing for one man today?
The most important thing is that Adonis hasn't come back yet, if Adonis happens to come back today, hehehehe...
Bartholomew had been mentally preparing for a long time before he knocked on the door. Yu Jingshu opened the door by himself, and silently looked at this strange-looking vampire.
If he hadn't felt Bartholomew's presence, would this guy have been dawdling until noon?
Bartholomew clenched his fist and coughed lightly on his lips: "Hi, good morning."
Yu Jingshu continued to look at Bartholomew, and then at the red rose in him.
Bartholomew handed the flowers forward, but blurted out: "The chef brought in fresh ducks today."
Yu Jingshu took the flowers with a smile, and opened the door to let him in.
Open the door, enter the door, close the door.
When Gollard was pulled into the room, he saw that all kinds of kitchen utensils that he had never seen before had indeed been spread out, and the flour had been spilled on the carpet. It is white flour.
It turned out to be cooking.
Gollard understands, but he is very excited about the door's friends, and once the door is closed, it will be a rumor.
"Take it off! Take it off! The elf has already taken off his coat!"
Gollard wanted to say: The elves are probably afraid of getting their insides dirty.
But the other goalkeepers have taken heart.
"What, the elf has taken off his clothes!"
"Oh my God, two men took off their clothes alone in the room, and another came..."
Gollard: ...
Today he discovered that his mouth is not the best at blowing. The more silent he is on weekdays, the more astonishing his performance today.
There are only a few gatekeepers on this floor, and the words passed through the mouths of different gatekeepers are getting more and more outrageous.
Gollard, who was always noisy, fell silent and listened to the play quietly.
The fox and dog friends at the opposite door yelled loudly: "A man together..."
"The new one is sending roses..."
"I don't believe there are only roses in the flower shop."
"so……"
"Hey Hey……"
Gollard: Hehehehe, I'm waiting for this devil to teach you how to learn the nine-nine multiplication table...
……
In the room, Yu Jingshu paused for a moment when he took the rose, and the expression on his face was gloomy for a moment.
Bartholomew: "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing." Yu Jingshu smiled devilishly.
"I just feel that the security level of the gatekeepers here is too low. If the dormitory building is infiltrated with enemies one day, you only need to eavesdrop on the code at the door, and you can easily enter the door and ambush."
"Yes." Bartholomew recalled the bad past with lingering fear.
"Our door uses Elven language, but many people learn Elven language. Before, there was a crazy admirer of Lyle who came in the middle of the night with a secret signal and wanted to kiss Lyle secretly. It's too scary!"
"Didn't the gatekeeper recognize it?"
"I used the disguise potion." When mentioning that matter, Lyle's handsome and refined face showed a trace of depression, "The disguise potion is easy to buy, that's why the gatekeeper must use the secret code, it doesn't work just by looking at it .”
Moreover, the magician appeared and disappeared, and the space scroll space teleportation array took effect indoors. The gatekeeper didn't know it, and the alchemy life in the dormitory, His Excellency Turieta, was always sleeping.
Yu Jingshu: "So, I will teach you some codes. For example, this one, do you know pi?"
Lyle: "Pi in mathematics?"
Bartholomew: "What does this have to do with codes?"
Yu Jingshu made a devil's voice: "You can ask the gatekeeper to recite pi, um, let's recite a hundred digits first. Next time, just ask what is the number after the decimal point of pi."
Bartholomew's eyes lit up: "That's good! I'll write it down first!"
Lyle listened to pi again, and his head became dizzy, and he was about to die.
"It's too difficult, I can't remember."
Yu Jingshu smiled gently and said, "Didn't you use elf language? You can use your elf poetry to read a poem to your gatekeeper every day, and ask him to recite the whole... no, the whole poem."
"Great idea!" Lyall was excited, "I can also write my own poems!"
Yu Jingshu: "Yes, that's it. We fight for everyone differently, so our safety is more guaranteed."
The gatekeeper will not be idle and only gossip...
"That's right, we'll take turns switching, so it's definitely safe." Bartholomew made a final decision, "Hey, there are dwarves living next door. When I tell him this method, he will definitely let the gatekeeper recite the method of refining weapons..."
Yu Jingshu nodded, "Very good, that's it, I'm sure I'll meet a group of knowledgeable gatekeepers soon...
……
Xiao Xiao indirectly took revenge on the gatekeepers who were gossiping and spreading rumors. Yu Jingshu officially looked at the red roses that Bartholomew bought.
"Why do you buy roses too?"
"He was not in the room early in the morning, so I knew he must have come to ask you to cook flowers and delicacies." Bartholomew laughed at Lyle, "He is just stubborn, the more he says no, the more he wants it. If you really don't want it, he will just ignore it."
Lyle smiled shyly.
Bartholomew raised his chin and motioned to Rose: "Look, so many flowers are enough for you to write a series."
Yu Jingshu raised his eyebrows: Daringly, this rose was actually bought for the elf Lyle?
Tsk, as expected of friendship living in a dormitory.
Yu Jingshu didn't pay much attention, he was more interested in the series Bartholomew mentioned.
"Lyle, do you really write about food in your books?"
"Yes." Lyle proudly took out a magazine, and deliberately turned to his column, "Look."
Yu Jingshu took it and stroked it first.
Today's Yu Jingshu has mastered the daily language and characters of the Fei Wen Empire, and is familiar with those he has seen in magic.He quickly recognized that this magazine was called "Family Weekly", which was very simple and had a clear positioning.
On the cover, there was a colorful picture of a family dining around a table. The glossy color-printed cover and the realistic illustrations made Yu Jingshu take a few more glances.
But it's just a few more glances, after all, this kind of paper is not suitable for Yu Jingshu's favorite calligraphy.
Flipping through Yu Jing's book quickly, the characters inside are all horizontally used in the Feiwen Empire, from left to right, with small color illustrations between the words, or full pages of illustrations directly.
Flipping through Lyle's food column, Yu Jingshu saw Lyle's portrait illustration and personal introduction at the top.
Lyle's portrait is very realistic. Although the portrait is small, his indifferent temperament is fully drawn.
The premise is that you don't open your mouth, that's a chatterbox... Yu Jingshu said silently in his heart.
The following personal introduction has a long list of titles.
Lyle Lind, elf gourmand, vegetarian, friend of women, lover of crowds.
Yu Jingshu: I understand the above, what do women's friends and popular lovers mean?
Looking further down, he understands how to deal with vegetarian food, he can also understand color food illustrations that are different from black and white illustrations, and he can also understand home decoration art, but why is there a question and answer section?
The question-and-answer section selected letters sent to Lyle by readers—the ones sent to the editorial department of the magazine, and the mailbox of the School of Magic cannot receive ordinary letters from the outside world.Ryle usually went to the editorial office to pick up letters from readers—and answered them one by one.
Question [-]: What kind of girl does Lyle like?
Yu Jingshu: Does it have something to do with food?
Question [-]: What kind of lady does Lyle think is suitable to be your wife?
Yu Jingshu:? ? ?Are you sure this isn't a matchmaker magazine?
Q&A: Does Lyle mind boys?I can wear women's clothes.
Yu Jingshu: ...
Yu Jingshu closed the magazine: "I know what women's friends and popular lovers are."
Lyle also answered every question and answer very seriously, and Yu Jingshu had a very reasonable suspicion that this is how he developed his talkativeness.
Lyle still smiled shyly: "Since everyone likes me, I don't want to let them down."
Yu Jingshu looked at Lyle's face, hesitant to speak.
He felt that those people might like the photos on the column...
"Why don't you submit a manuscript too?!" Bartholomew smiled and suggested, "If you don't agree with the manuscript, send your photos along with it—that's how Lyle submitted the manuscript."
Yu Jingshu looked at the elf in disbelief, and the latter said indifferently, "Humans always like the appearance of elves. I was annoyed by the rejection of the manuscript, so I added a photo."
Lyle showed a smirk on his indifferent face: "Then the first letter from readers I received was a love letter from the editor-in-chief."
Yu Jingshu: ...
"This is very good. In order to see my face and to have more common topics with me, readers will study the culture and language of our elves seriously." Lyle looked far away, as if he had penetrated the space and saw his elves Compatriots within, the voice is ethereal.
"So, I
Our elves will have more footholds in human society..."
Yu Jingshu:! ! !
I thought he was being harassed by readers, but it turned out that he took the initiative to provoke.
I thought this elf was just a chatterbox, but it turned out to be black-bellied!
Yu Jingshu couldn't help thinking seriously.
How about he try it too?
To lay the foundation for the establishment of a sect in the future?
Yu Jingshu looked at Bartholomew first: "By the way, why don't you write about how to eat blood, and then open a column as well."
If you don't pass the manuscript, send photos.
With the face of this blood baron, he must be able to pass.
Bartholomew lamented, and said bitterly: "The blood race will develop newcomers through First Embrace. If I write it, it will be considered by the Holy See of Light as a conspiracy. If you want First Embrace readers, they will come to hunt and kill me."
Yu Jingshu: Tsk, look, this is the result of a bad reputation.
"I won't, why don't you try it."
Bartholomew intentionally booed in front of Lyle: "Writing about meat and how to eat all kinds of monsters, it's posted next to this vegetarian column! Hehehehe, I have been reprimanded by this grass-eating guy for a long time, hurry up, grab it!" His fan!"
When Lyle heard it, he was even more moved than Yu Jingshu: "That's right, such fierce competition has more topics. If our fans compete, there will be more letters from readers, and the manuscript fee will definitely increase!"
Yu Jingshu: What about the spirits who were promised to be untainted by the world?
However, his mouth was very honest: "Okay."
"Then let's start today." Yu Jingshu rolled up his sleeves and started cooking ducks.
"First, bloodletting."
Yu Jingshu was very interested. In order to write the recipe in detail, he refused Bartholomew's help, sent him to knead the dough, and killed the duck himself.
Watching Yu Jingshu cut the duck's throat resolutely, and took the white porcelain to catch the blood.
The contrast between the pure white porcelain and the scarlet blood, as well as the bloody decisive action and Yu Jingshu's calm and smiling expression, inexplicably made the blood clan and the elf feel a sense of fear.
This person seems to be very skilled in cutting his throat and bleeding, and he smiles so intoxicated, it's a bit scary...
After slaughtering all the ducks that Bartholomew brought over, Yu Jingshu used a large casserole again, boiling hot water to scald the ducks and pluck their feathers.
At this time, his appearance was very down-to-earth, and he recalled in his mind the steps taught by his master when he first learned how to cook ducks.
Master's best dish is duck.
Master once said in an ambiguous tone that ducks and ducks are good creatures, they taste good, and they are fun to eat and play with.
It's a pity that he has never seen his master raising ducks to play with, and he obviously brought them directly to the kitchen.
The master used to steal the cranes from the uncle many times to make a big meal, and the uncle who was angry later raised a big white goose with strong fighting power.Unexpectedly, Master was even more excited, saying that the poultry he hates the most is ducks.
——The consequences can be imagined. Seeing that the master really raised a flock of ducks, the master shed tears of excitement in "angry".
While handling the ducks, Yu Jingshu missed the master's roast duck stewed duck sauce board duck camphor tea duck old duck soup...
It's a pity that ever since he was tall enough to reach the stove, the master used the excuse of "now you are an adult, you have to learn to share the worries for the master" to entrust the cooking to him, and he hasn't seen the master do it for a long time. duck.
In order to pass the first draft, Yu Jingshu used the duck that Bartholomew brought in different ways, and finally the kitchen utensils covered the entire living room.
This is still the case that there is no stove to occupy the space, and all kinds of pots are ignited by Yu Jingshu with thunder fire, and they float directly in the air.
While waiting for the duck to be cooked and the flour fermented, Yu Jingshu fried the petals into the stuffing, and then made a demonstration, and finished the rest with Lyle.
The two bouquets of roses looked like a lot, but there wasn't much to make into the stuffing. There was still a lot of flour left, and Yu Jingshu spread pancakes, which could be wrapped in roast duck and eaten later.
When the room is filled with various aromas, such as the smell of meat and pies, the sound of knocking on the door is very lively.
——All the students who came here after smelling the fragrance.
Some Yu Jingshu didn't even know each other, but that didn't stop him from welcoming them in generously.
Some even brought red wine, some brought snacks, and the room became extremely lively and turned into a party.
Eating and drinking, the magician who drank wine began various magic performances.
"Oh my dear Yu, I love you so much!" A drunken magician with the corners of his mouth full of the oil of roast duck, smelled of alcohol, walked towards Yu Jingshu with a belch, and walked alone as soon as his legs went limp. Kneel before him.
"I want to propose to you, marry me!"
Yu Jingshu said indifferently: "Be sober, I am a man."
Two men, what nonsense.
The magician groped around for a while, but couldn't find what he wanted, and finally took off the interspatial ring on his body: "I don't care, I don't care! I just want to marry you, I want to eat ducks every day! Marry me!"
"I disagree."
The door opened suddenly, revealing Adonis' muscular body and dark face.
The focus of Yu Jing's book was not on Adonis' emotions, but on his breath.
Adonis' breath was a little unstable, as if he was injured, and he couldn't control his emotions or his strength.
While speaking, Adonis walked into the door, and the wings suddenly grew out from behind, spreading dangerously, like an eagle about to attack and hunt.
His pupils were already erect, and red dragon scales began to grow on both sides of his cheeks.
"Hi'er..." The drunk magician didn't feel the danger approaching, and stood up unsteadily, "Who are you, why should you refuse for him, you are not his father..."
Adonis' ears turned red and sharp, but they were not soft curved pointed ears like elves, but sharp pointed ears with bone spurs.
His arms began to turn into beasts, turning into thick dragon claws, tearing his clothes, revealing red dragon scales growing on the exposed skin.
"I don't care, I just can't."
Adonis suddenly stretched out, on the thick dragon feet, red webs grew between the five fingers, and the meridians on the back turned into sharp protrusions, with edges and corners.He strangled the magician's neck fiercely. Even though the magician was drunk, the instinct of resistance still existed. He took out the magic wand from his sleeve and cast a spell on Adonis.
Yu Jingshu's face became darker and darker, and the initial joy was gone.
Lyle and Bartholomew looked at each other, keenly felt the repressed violent power around Yu Jingshu's body, and subconsciously pulled away from the danger.
The rest of the party was unaware.
Some people are drunk and their minds are not sober, and they become more and more excited after drinking, waiting to see the excitement.
Some are purely unfamiliar with Yu Jingshu and Adonis, so naturally they don't really care.
Occasionally, someone wanted to notify the teacher, but they would be suppressed by the men's passionate noise, and finally watched the excitement with the public.
In such an environment with many people and complicated affairs, the fight between two people became a sabotage.
Adonis's big wings are a big disaster indoors, if you open them casually, all of Yu Jingshu's porcelain bowls and plates will be blown away.
Those that landed on the carpet survived, while those that hit the wall shattered into pieces.
The magician has the blood of a giant, and after being irritated, he went into a state of madness, and his height reached nearly two meters on the spot.
After the magic fight between the two giants, it turned into hand-to-hand wrestling, but the magicians around watched the excitement and applauded.
"beat him!"
"Slap in the face! Slap in the face!"
"Kick him! Kick him!"
Adonis' water and fireballs flew all over the room, wet the books on the bookcase, and also wet the sheets and pillows.Burned the foot of the carpet and also burned the wardrobe.
The half-giant magician's earth magic was thrown everywhere, and the carpet was suddenly swamped. Everyone's feet fell into the swamp, and their bodies kept sinking.
The magician casts it in time
Magic saved himself, but no one cared about the furniture. Yu Jingshu watched helplessly as his carefully collected kitchen utensils and bed fell into the swamp. Even if he rescued the kitchen utensils in time, the soup inside them all turned into mud.
And this was not the end of Yu Jingshu's cold eyes, it was the few seconds when he only thought about the situation of Adonis.
Yu Jingshu was completely angry: "I live here!"
He floated in the air, shouted and used the thunder sound technique, and his voice was like thunder, exploding in everyone's ears.
Adonis and the half-giant went berserk, wrestling again in the swamp, rolling into a ball.
Yu Jingshu's face was overcast with clouds, and the sky outside the window suddenly darkened and stormy with his heart.
Suddenly, there was a thunder from the sky, and golden lightning bolted down. Yu Jingshu stretched out his grasp, and the lightning that was clearly far away in the sky was held in his hands like this, and struck on the two saboteurs one by one.
"Roar!" Adonis was shocked all over, his clothes were completely torn, and he completely changed back to the form of a dragon for the first time.
——a muddy, dirty red dragon.
"Oh!" The half-giant screamed in pain, unable to maintain its giant form, and returned to its original normal height of about 1.5 meters.
Yu Jingshu glanced coldly at the other spectators watching the excitement, and the coercion in his eyes made the noisy crowd instantly quiet like chickens.
"Now, immediately, immediately, get out of here!"
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However, this scene was seen by many gatekeepers in the corridor.
——I also saw that Lyle went in and stayed for a long time without coming out, and the gatekeepers who had nothing to do were gossiping and gossiping, and the scandal changed.
First of all, it was the head of the gatekeeper at the door opposite Golard. He was the closest and the most unscrupulous.
"Hey hey hey, there's another pair."
"I knew it would still be taken by men. The boys' dormitory is so convenient..."
"Elves are still attractive. Humans are too useless. Sending flowers is either a skeleton or a bird. Look at the elves, have you delivered them to your door and entered soon..."
At first, Gollard rarely explained to his homeowner: "No, those flowers are used for cooking..."
The gatekeepers usually look serious, but gossip is much better than human gentlemen.
"Heh, what kind of flower must be used for cooking? Roses? Broccoli is also a flower."
"That's right, it's just a man's excuse, you believe it, be careful in the future hehehehe..."
"How is that possible!" Gollard panicked at the words, "I just want a cute girlfriend!"
Explaining and explaining, Gollard's style of painting was taken away. Unknowingly, he also had some doubts: There are so many flowers in the Magic Academy, why can't flowers be used for cooking? Why do you have to use red roses?
Could it be something else?
However, at this moment, a man holding a large bouquet of red roses walked up the corridor. This man looked familiar!
As soon as Gollard saw Bartholomew, he guessed that the other party was looking for Yu Jingshu, because, wasn't this the vampire who entered the door upright last night and carried it out? !
Gollard's eyes suddenly turned obscene: Could it be that this person is actually a masochist who just likes to be hurt by Yu Jingshu?
The gatekeeper at the opposite door winked at Gollard, and mouthed: "Here comes another hehe..."
Bartholomew is dressed very formally today, with a top hat, a tuxedo, a stand-up collar shirt, a black bow tie, a black waistcoat, and polished leather shoes. He is dressed in black and white. The bright red rose contrasts with his blood-red eyes. It is as if he is here to invite himself The lady you like goes to a high-end restaurant to have a candlelight dinner.
Bartholomew remembered the unpleasant bird-stealing incident last night, stood at the door without knocking for a while, pulled his collar nervously, and took a breath.
Gollard's eyeballs rolled round and round, his appearance really seemed to be warming up before the boy confessed.
Could it be that he is going to witness a wonderful scene of two men competing for one man today?
The most important thing is that Adonis hasn't come back yet, if Adonis happens to come back today, hehehehe...
Bartholomew had been mentally preparing for a long time before he knocked on the door. Yu Jingshu opened the door by himself, and silently looked at this strange-looking vampire.
If he hadn't felt Bartholomew's presence, would this guy have been dawdling until noon?
Bartholomew clenched his fist and coughed lightly on his lips: "Hi, good morning."
Yu Jingshu continued to look at Bartholomew, and then at the red rose in him.
Bartholomew handed the flowers forward, but blurted out: "The chef brought in fresh ducks today."
Yu Jingshu took the flowers with a smile, and opened the door to let him in.
Open the door, enter the door, close the door.
When Gollard was pulled into the room, he saw that all kinds of kitchen utensils that he had never seen before had indeed been spread out, and the flour had been spilled on the carpet. It is white flour.
It turned out to be cooking.
Gollard understands, but he is very excited about the door's friends, and once the door is closed, it will be a rumor.
"Take it off! Take it off! The elf has already taken off his coat!"
Gollard wanted to say: The elves are probably afraid of getting their insides dirty.
But the other goalkeepers have taken heart.
"What, the elf has taken off his clothes!"
"Oh my God, two men took off their clothes alone in the room, and another came..."
Gollard: ...
Today he discovered that his mouth is not the best at blowing. The more silent he is on weekdays, the more astonishing his performance today.
There are only a few gatekeepers on this floor, and the words passed through the mouths of different gatekeepers are getting more and more outrageous.
Gollard, who was always noisy, fell silent and listened to the play quietly.
The fox and dog friends at the opposite door yelled loudly: "A man together..."
"The new one is sending roses..."
"I don't believe there are only roses in the flower shop."
"so……"
"Hey Hey……"
Gollard: Hehehehe, I'm waiting for this devil to teach you how to learn the nine-nine multiplication table...
……
In the room, Yu Jingshu paused for a moment when he took the rose, and the expression on his face was gloomy for a moment.
Bartholomew: "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing." Yu Jingshu smiled devilishly.
"I just feel that the security level of the gatekeepers here is too low. If the dormitory building is infiltrated with enemies one day, you only need to eavesdrop on the code at the door, and you can easily enter the door and ambush."
"Yes." Bartholomew recalled the bad past with lingering fear.
"Our door uses Elven language, but many people learn Elven language. Before, there was a crazy admirer of Lyle who came in the middle of the night with a secret signal and wanted to kiss Lyle secretly. It's too scary!"
"Didn't the gatekeeper recognize it?"
"I used the disguise potion." When mentioning that matter, Lyle's handsome and refined face showed a trace of depression, "The disguise potion is easy to buy, that's why the gatekeeper must use the secret code, it doesn't work just by looking at it .”
Moreover, the magician appeared and disappeared, and the space scroll space teleportation array took effect indoors. The gatekeeper didn't know it, and the alchemy life in the dormitory, His Excellency Turieta, was always sleeping.
Yu Jingshu: "So, I will teach you some codes. For example, this one, do you know pi?"
Lyle: "Pi in mathematics?"
Bartholomew: "What does this have to do with codes?"
Yu Jingshu made a devil's voice: "You can ask the gatekeeper to recite pi, um, let's recite a hundred digits first. Next time, just ask what is the number after the decimal point of pi."
Bartholomew's eyes lit up: "That's good! I'll write it down first!"
Lyle listened to pi again, and his head became dizzy, and he was about to die.
"It's too difficult, I can't remember."
Yu Jingshu smiled gently and said, "Didn't you use elf language? You can use your elf poetry to read a poem to your gatekeeper every day, and ask him to recite the whole... no, the whole poem."
"Great idea!" Lyall was excited, "I can also write my own poems!"
Yu Jingshu: "Yes, that's it. We fight for everyone differently, so our safety is more guaranteed."
The gatekeeper will not be idle and only gossip...
"That's right, we'll take turns switching, so it's definitely safe." Bartholomew made a final decision, "Hey, there are dwarves living next door. When I tell him this method, he will definitely let the gatekeeper recite the method of refining weapons..."
Yu Jingshu nodded, "Very good, that's it, I'm sure I'll meet a group of knowledgeable gatekeepers soon...
……
Xiao Xiao indirectly took revenge on the gatekeepers who were gossiping and spreading rumors. Yu Jingshu officially looked at the red roses that Bartholomew bought.
"Why do you buy roses too?"
"He was not in the room early in the morning, so I knew he must have come to ask you to cook flowers and delicacies." Bartholomew laughed at Lyle, "He is just stubborn, the more he says no, the more he wants it. If you really don't want it, he will just ignore it."
Lyle smiled shyly.
Bartholomew raised his chin and motioned to Rose: "Look, so many flowers are enough for you to write a series."
Yu Jingshu raised his eyebrows: Daringly, this rose was actually bought for the elf Lyle?
Tsk, as expected of friendship living in a dormitory.
Yu Jingshu didn't pay much attention, he was more interested in the series Bartholomew mentioned.
"Lyle, do you really write about food in your books?"
"Yes." Lyle proudly took out a magazine, and deliberately turned to his column, "Look."
Yu Jingshu took it and stroked it first.
Today's Yu Jingshu has mastered the daily language and characters of the Fei Wen Empire, and is familiar with those he has seen in magic.He quickly recognized that this magazine was called "Family Weekly", which was very simple and had a clear positioning.
On the cover, there was a colorful picture of a family dining around a table. The glossy color-printed cover and the realistic illustrations made Yu Jingshu take a few more glances.
But it's just a few more glances, after all, this kind of paper is not suitable for Yu Jingshu's favorite calligraphy.
Flipping through Yu Jing's book quickly, the characters inside are all horizontally used in the Feiwen Empire, from left to right, with small color illustrations between the words, or full pages of illustrations directly.
Flipping through Lyle's food column, Yu Jingshu saw Lyle's portrait illustration and personal introduction at the top.
Lyle's portrait is very realistic. Although the portrait is small, his indifferent temperament is fully drawn.
The premise is that you don't open your mouth, that's a chatterbox... Yu Jingshu said silently in his heart.
The following personal introduction has a long list of titles.
Lyle Lind, elf gourmand, vegetarian, friend of women, lover of crowds.
Yu Jingshu: I understand the above, what do women's friends and popular lovers mean?
Looking further down, he understands how to deal with vegetarian food, he can also understand color food illustrations that are different from black and white illustrations, and he can also understand home decoration art, but why is there a question and answer section?
The question-and-answer section selected letters sent to Lyle by readers—the ones sent to the editorial department of the magazine, and the mailbox of the School of Magic cannot receive ordinary letters from the outside world.Ryle usually went to the editorial office to pick up letters from readers—and answered them one by one.
Question [-]: What kind of girl does Lyle like?
Yu Jingshu: Does it have something to do with food?
Question [-]: What kind of lady does Lyle think is suitable to be your wife?
Yu Jingshu:? ? ?Are you sure this isn't a matchmaker magazine?
Q&A: Does Lyle mind boys?I can wear women's clothes.
Yu Jingshu: ...
Yu Jingshu closed the magazine: "I know what women's friends and popular lovers are."
Lyle also answered every question and answer very seriously, and Yu Jingshu had a very reasonable suspicion that this is how he developed his talkativeness.
Lyle still smiled shyly: "Since everyone likes me, I don't want to let them down."
Yu Jingshu looked at Lyle's face, hesitant to speak.
He felt that those people might like the photos on the column...
"Why don't you submit a manuscript too?!" Bartholomew smiled and suggested, "If you don't agree with the manuscript, send your photos along with it—that's how Lyle submitted the manuscript."
Yu Jingshu looked at the elf in disbelief, and the latter said indifferently, "Humans always like the appearance of elves. I was annoyed by the rejection of the manuscript, so I added a photo."
Lyle showed a smirk on his indifferent face: "Then the first letter from readers I received was a love letter from the editor-in-chief."
Yu Jingshu: ...
"This is very good. In order to see my face and to have more common topics with me, readers will study the culture and language of our elves seriously." Lyle looked far away, as if he had penetrated the space and saw his elves Compatriots within, the voice is ethereal.
"So, I
Our elves will have more footholds in human society..."
Yu Jingshu:! ! !
I thought he was being harassed by readers, but it turned out that he took the initiative to provoke.
I thought this elf was just a chatterbox, but it turned out to be black-bellied!
Yu Jingshu couldn't help thinking seriously.
How about he try it too?
To lay the foundation for the establishment of a sect in the future?
Yu Jingshu looked at Bartholomew first: "By the way, why don't you write about how to eat blood, and then open a column as well."
If you don't pass the manuscript, send photos.
With the face of this blood baron, he must be able to pass.
Bartholomew lamented, and said bitterly: "The blood race will develop newcomers through First Embrace. If I write it, it will be considered by the Holy See of Light as a conspiracy. If you want First Embrace readers, they will come to hunt and kill me."
Yu Jingshu: Tsk, look, this is the result of a bad reputation.
"I won't, why don't you try it."
Bartholomew intentionally booed in front of Lyle: "Writing about meat and how to eat all kinds of monsters, it's posted next to this vegetarian column! Hehehehe, I have been reprimanded by this grass-eating guy for a long time, hurry up, grab it!" His fan!"
When Lyle heard it, he was even more moved than Yu Jingshu: "That's right, such fierce competition has more topics. If our fans compete, there will be more letters from readers, and the manuscript fee will definitely increase!"
Yu Jingshu: What about the spirits who were promised to be untainted by the world?
However, his mouth was very honest: "Okay."
"Then let's start today." Yu Jingshu rolled up his sleeves and started cooking ducks.
"First, bloodletting."
Yu Jingshu was very interested. In order to write the recipe in detail, he refused Bartholomew's help, sent him to knead the dough, and killed the duck himself.
Watching Yu Jingshu cut the duck's throat resolutely, and took the white porcelain to catch the blood.
The contrast between the pure white porcelain and the scarlet blood, as well as the bloody decisive action and Yu Jingshu's calm and smiling expression, inexplicably made the blood clan and the elf feel a sense of fear.
This person seems to be very skilled in cutting his throat and bleeding, and he smiles so intoxicated, it's a bit scary...
After slaughtering all the ducks that Bartholomew brought over, Yu Jingshu used a large casserole again, boiling hot water to scald the ducks and pluck their feathers.
At this time, his appearance was very down-to-earth, and he recalled in his mind the steps taught by his master when he first learned how to cook ducks.
Master's best dish is duck.
Master once said in an ambiguous tone that ducks and ducks are good creatures, they taste good, and they are fun to eat and play with.
It's a pity that he has never seen his master raising ducks to play with, and he obviously brought them directly to the kitchen.
The master used to steal the cranes from the uncle many times to make a big meal, and the uncle who was angry later raised a big white goose with strong fighting power.Unexpectedly, Master was even more excited, saying that the poultry he hates the most is ducks.
——The consequences can be imagined. Seeing that the master really raised a flock of ducks, the master shed tears of excitement in "angry".
While handling the ducks, Yu Jingshu missed the master's roast duck stewed duck sauce board duck camphor tea duck old duck soup...
It's a pity that ever since he was tall enough to reach the stove, the master used the excuse of "now you are an adult, you have to learn to share the worries for the master" to entrust the cooking to him, and he hasn't seen the master do it for a long time. duck.
In order to pass the first draft, Yu Jingshu used the duck that Bartholomew brought in different ways, and finally the kitchen utensils covered the entire living room.
This is still the case that there is no stove to occupy the space, and all kinds of pots are ignited by Yu Jingshu with thunder fire, and they float directly in the air.
While waiting for the duck to be cooked and the flour fermented, Yu Jingshu fried the petals into the stuffing, and then made a demonstration, and finished the rest with Lyle.
The two bouquets of roses looked like a lot, but there wasn't much to make into the stuffing. There was still a lot of flour left, and Yu Jingshu spread pancakes, which could be wrapped in roast duck and eaten later.
When the room is filled with various aromas, such as the smell of meat and pies, the sound of knocking on the door is very lively.
——All the students who came here after smelling the fragrance.
Some Yu Jingshu didn't even know each other, but that didn't stop him from welcoming them in generously.
Some even brought red wine, some brought snacks, and the room became extremely lively and turned into a party.
Eating and drinking, the magician who drank wine began various magic performances.
"Oh my dear Yu, I love you so much!" A drunken magician with the corners of his mouth full of the oil of roast duck, smelled of alcohol, walked towards Yu Jingshu with a belch, and walked alone as soon as his legs went limp. Kneel before him.
"I want to propose to you, marry me!"
Yu Jingshu said indifferently: "Be sober, I am a man."
Two men, what nonsense.
The magician groped around for a while, but couldn't find what he wanted, and finally took off the interspatial ring on his body: "I don't care, I don't care! I just want to marry you, I want to eat ducks every day! Marry me!"
"I disagree."
The door opened suddenly, revealing Adonis' muscular body and dark face.
The focus of Yu Jing's book was not on Adonis' emotions, but on his breath.
Adonis' breath was a little unstable, as if he was injured, and he couldn't control his emotions or his strength.
While speaking, Adonis walked into the door, and the wings suddenly grew out from behind, spreading dangerously, like an eagle about to attack and hunt.
His pupils were already erect, and red dragon scales began to grow on both sides of his cheeks.
"Hi'er..." The drunk magician didn't feel the danger approaching, and stood up unsteadily, "Who are you, why should you refuse for him, you are not his father..."
Adonis' ears turned red and sharp, but they were not soft curved pointed ears like elves, but sharp pointed ears with bone spurs.
His arms began to turn into beasts, turning into thick dragon claws, tearing his clothes, revealing red dragon scales growing on the exposed skin.
"I don't care, I just can't."
Adonis suddenly stretched out, on the thick dragon feet, red webs grew between the five fingers, and the meridians on the back turned into sharp protrusions, with edges and corners.He strangled the magician's neck fiercely. Even though the magician was drunk, the instinct of resistance still existed. He took out the magic wand from his sleeve and cast a spell on Adonis.
Yu Jingshu's face became darker and darker, and the initial joy was gone.
Lyle and Bartholomew looked at each other, keenly felt the repressed violent power around Yu Jingshu's body, and subconsciously pulled away from the danger.
The rest of the party was unaware.
Some people are drunk and their minds are not sober, and they become more and more excited after drinking, waiting to see the excitement.
Some are purely unfamiliar with Yu Jingshu and Adonis, so naturally they don't really care.
Occasionally, someone wanted to notify the teacher, but they would be suppressed by the men's passionate noise, and finally watched the excitement with the public.
In such an environment with many people and complicated affairs, the fight between two people became a sabotage.
Adonis's big wings are a big disaster indoors, if you open them casually, all of Yu Jingshu's porcelain bowls and plates will be blown away.
Those that landed on the carpet survived, while those that hit the wall shattered into pieces.
The magician has the blood of a giant, and after being irritated, he went into a state of madness, and his height reached nearly two meters on the spot.
After the magic fight between the two giants, it turned into hand-to-hand wrestling, but the magicians around watched the excitement and applauded.
"beat him!"
"Slap in the face! Slap in the face!"
"Kick him! Kick him!"
Adonis' water and fireballs flew all over the room, wet the books on the bookcase, and also wet the sheets and pillows.Burned the foot of the carpet and also burned the wardrobe.
The half-giant magician's earth magic was thrown everywhere, and the carpet was suddenly swamped. Everyone's feet fell into the swamp, and their bodies kept sinking.
The magician casts it in time
Magic saved himself, but no one cared about the furniture. Yu Jingshu watched helplessly as his carefully collected kitchen utensils and bed fell into the swamp. Even if he rescued the kitchen utensils in time, the soup inside them all turned into mud.
And this was not the end of Yu Jingshu's cold eyes, it was the few seconds when he only thought about the situation of Adonis.
Yu Jingshu was completely angry: "I live here!"
He floated in the air, shouted and used the thunder sound technique, and his voice was like thunder, exploding in everyone's ears.
Adonis and the half-giant went berserk, wrestling again in the swamp, rolling into a ball.
Yu Jingshu's face was overcast with clouds, and the sky outside the window suddenly darkened and stormy with his heart.
Suddenly, there was a thunder from the sky, and golden lightning bolted down. Yu Jingshu stretched out his grasp, and the lightning that was clearly far away in the sky was held in his hands like this, and struck on the two saboteurs one by one.
"Roar!" Adonis was shocked all over, his clothes were completely torn, and he completely changed back to the form of a dragon for the first time.
——a muddy, dirty red dragon.
"Oh!" The half-giant screamed in pain, unable to maintain its giant form, and returned to its original normal height of about 1.5 meters.
Yu Jingshu glanced coldly at the other spectators watching the excitement, and the coercion in his eyes made the noisy crowd instantly quiet like chickens.
"Now, immediately, immediately, get out of here!"
The author has something to say: Yu Jingshu: I can't submit the manuscript, so I'll send the photos!
It’s not enough for [-] words, so send it first and then make up, the price is still [-] words~
Six thousand words completed~
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
20 bottles of Fanyu Qinglan; 2 bottles of Disappearing;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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