vengeance

I slowly slid past one post, one post, another post, hold on hold on hold on, how do you know if the one you love likes you or not?

Emmmmm...

I looked around secretly, and it seemed that Fu Yuan and Xi Dao had already fallen asleep, Fang Rui was still playing games at the desk, Sun Yuzhou was sitting on the bed wearing headphones and watching the pad, and Fan Li was lying on his side playing with his mobile phone.

Very well, no one cares about me.

I shrank into the quilt again, only revealing a pair of eyes in the darkness.

If I don't like it, I won't comment, so no one should find out.After all, my trumpet is a big fan with tens of thousands of fans, and I'm about to reach [-].

After [-], I... probably will quit the circle, after all, I still want to rely on the present, and it is not good for me if the online world is too noisy.

But before retiring from the circle, the dignity of being a fan is still necessary.

First, does he have physical contact with you intentionally or unintentionally?

There is a hairy touch.

Second, does he often look at you?

Take a look at the yarn.

Does he have some inexplicable emotion in his eyes when he looks at you?

Emmmm, does sluggishness count?

Third, do you think he has a crush on you?

I fucking know and you still need to tell me?Which fucking idiot thought of this. (I'm sorry, it's the next time I'm here)

……

This article by Ha Ma Pi is quite long. I flipped and flipped and finally saw the last article.

I think this one is okay, at least somewhat directional and operable.

, does he not get angry no matter what you do too much?

Hmm... Shall I also copy the water polo incident?

This is not good, it is such an obvious plagiarism, and maybe it is a proposition of Taoism.

I thought about it and thought about it, and this matter had to start from yesterday.

When Xi Dao came in yesterday, he held a balloon in his hand that he didn't know where to go. The balloon was full of water. I don't know what happened. When he got to Sun Yuzhou's bunk, he held the balloon and stuck it on the face of Sun Yuzhou who was lying on his side and playing with his mobile phone, and then Nishijima smirked at him.Sun Yuzhou was stunned at first, but he was also happy to see Xi Dao laughing at him, and then the balloon exploded, and the water flowed all over the floor.Yes, you read that right, it's really flowing.From the pillow to the quilt to the bed sheet, everything was completely chilled, and my heart was soaring.It's winter, think about it, if it left me, I would jump off the bed and beat him to death without saying a word.

If you break the wings of my Yangchen bunk, I will destroy your entire paradise.

The poor little Xidao almost cried in fright, but Sun Yuzhou froze for a moment, instead of being angry, he sat on the bed and laughed happily.It's not stupid, it's true love.

But things have already happened, so what else can we do?

Fortunately, Sun Yuzhou had a spare set of bedding, so we had no choice but to change the sheets for the bedsheets, the bedding for the bedding, and the pillow for the pillow before the lights were turned off. Generally, there is only one quilt per person, and it is distributed by the school. Sun Yuzhou's quilt can't be covered when it gets wet.The bandit Fan Li was fighting for righteousness, his small body slapped his chest loudly, saying that you cover mine first, and I'll get a bed when I get home tomorrow.Then what can I do, of course not, as if anyone can't go home, I also said to cover mine, and then perfectly paraphrase Fan Li's words.What can Xidao do, of course not, this guy is still impatient, if he can't get in the conversation, he just hugs the quilt down and asks Sun Yuzhou to cover it.So what can Sun Yuzhou do? Of course he can, so he resolutely rejected our kindness and hugged Xidao’s quilt to bed happily. At the end, he didn’t forget to sniff the quilt exaggeratedly exclaiming that it smells good, and then he seemed to be hit. Holding the soft quilt on his back, he buried his face in the quilt and twisted it back and forth, in order to tease our innocent boy Nishidao Lu, his whole body turned pink from his face to the tips of his ears to his neck, mom Damn gay, I don't know what to blush.

And the funniest thing about Xidao is that he hesitated for a long time, explaining that I, I washed it with Liby laundry detergent, and most, I just dried it recently... Damn boy, how much will Liby give you? times to you.

When the first ray of sunlight shone into the bedroom in the morning, I opened my eyes abruptly, then got up and looked at my watch.

Tsk, it's past nine o'clock.Well, the Nth ray of sunshine, no matter what, from today I will implement my plan to test my sincerity, and then write it down in my small observation diary.

Heh heh heh, Xiaofangfang, just wait, hiahiahiahia...

"Your face so early in the morning, did you have a dream last night?"

"Fuck you."

I grabbed the pillow and wanted to throw Fan Li, but I can't think about it, I have to wash it if it gets dirty, Brother Gu, forget it, kid, don't bother with him...

Sun Yuzhou also just woke up at this moment, and lazily continued with his messy hair on his head: "Yes, I dreamed that our little Fan Fan gave me @##￥%#%￥#%..."

"Damn! You're too fucking yellow, you, ah!" Fan Li blushed and had a thick neck. He didn't know whether it was embarrassment or anger, and he grabbed the railing and was about to climb up. "Get off me, eat!" Your grandfather gave me a hammer..."

"Hahahahahaha, come up if you have the ability, see if I don't treat you *￥%%￥#%@#..."

"You talk about your uncle! You talk about it!"

……

Tsk tsk tsk, I folded the quilt silently for a while, trying to minimize my presence.This driver Sun, please don't mess with me like this. I usually read a lot of fan-humanities by accident. When his plane takes off, I can't help but think about it.

Hey, hey, hey, I really can't see it, I can't see it, this Angel Sun is so pornographic and violent, it makes me blush with embarrassment, maybe he is not afraid of asking him to improvise a small pornography on the spot of.

"sit down."

"Oh."

I looked at the seat and it was pretty dirty.

I was hesitating when suddenly a book was thrown onto the chair.

"Sit down." Fang Rui said again.

I glanced at him, but this guy didn't look at me, his eyes just stared at the computer screen.

Humph, just sit down.

Then I sat on the book for a few moments, a little hard.

Hmph, after a while, when he formed a team and was in the middle of deciding the outcome, I pretended to fall and "accidentally" unplugged his network cable. Hey, where is the network cable? By the way, how do I turn it on.

This is the first time I have seen this kind of old-fashioned desktop computer. I fumbled here and there, but I just don't know how to fix it.

"Is this your first time at an Internet cafe?"

I snorted and said nothing.

Fang Rui finally dropped the game in his hand and took a look at me, then bent down without saying a word, supported my leg with one hand, and put his face next to my leg.

Oh shit, what are you doing, this is, I'm shy...

Just when I was deep in thought (some kind of strange fantasy), Fang Rui raised his head indifferently and said yes.

ok, what's ok?Oh, it's on.

All right, I'll look for the network cable myself.

I found the network cable and looked up at the screen. I was immediately attracted by the various games on the desktop, and then I played happily for about half an hour. When I saw the time, I realized, no, I can’t go down like this anymore. There is still work to be done.I pretended to read the webpage while observing Fang Rui's movements, finally!It's the most critical moment of his game.

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I pretended not to sit still and fell to the side, thinking about unplugging Fang Rui's network cable, but the chair clicked when I fell halfway.

"oops?"

I felt bad in my heart, and then I felt the pleasure of weightlessness, and then I knocked Fang Rui's chair hard a few times, and came into intimate contact with the ground.

This time, I was so dizzy that I was so dizzy that it was unforgettable.

I lay on the dirty floor like a dead fish clutching my nose, with the smoky ceiling of the Internet cafe above my head, dizzy and feeling nauseated in my stomach.

"Your nose is bleeding." Fang Rui quickly squatted down and put his elbow on the back of my neck, let me lean my head up, and then gave me a series of emergency treatment for nosebleed patients, well, I don't know How should I deal with such things as nosebleeds? Because I haven't had nosebleeds since I was a child, and since his movements are so gentle, I can barely calculate that his operation is correct.

"It's okay. Just don't move."

I looked at Fang Rui's face dizzily and shook my head.He looked at me condescendingly, with glass-like eyes, light-colored lips, deep contours between eyebrows and eyes, and long and dense eyelashes.

Mom, how can I control such a handsome cutie.I really want to give his fair little face a pop!

After a while, he asked me again: "Can you stand up?"

I nodded, and Fang Rui slowly supported me to stand up, but still let me keep my head up and not let me move around, probably because my arm was a little sore, and I changed another arm to rest on my back. Under the neck, I found out that because he didn't have the habit of carrying tissues with him, he wiped my face with his sleeve just now when my nose was bleeding all over my face.

Woohoo!At this moment, I feel a surging and strong love pouring into my heart. My dear darling, little brother Fang Rui, I want to give my body to me tonight!If you think about it, people don't want it.

I took a deep breath and calmed down.Maybe it’s just the emotional catalyzed emotions that are causing trouble at this time. When I write the observation diary later, I will write about this feeling. I think it needs to be analyzed.

Well, calm down, calm down.Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, hey hey hey.Fang Rui suddenly withdrew his arm, and I almost lost my balance and fell.

Fang Rui looked at me helplessly: "You can't put all your strength in my hands, brother..."

Hehehe, sorry, sorry.

If one plan fails, I will make another plan.

I said it as if I was very scheming, no, I didn't hurt him, I was just messing around.I just watched his game fail, but in view of the unexpected incident, Fang Rui gave the injured the appropriate first aid in a humanitarian spirit, and was temporarily diverted from the game, so this result interfered. The item is too strong, and the reference value is not great.

Well, then come to my planB, such a crazy, sinister and vicious plan, I have lived for so many years, I have never heard of it, I have never seen it, it is really sad, and the listener sheds tears, that is!When Fang Rui likes to eat, he saves his favorite food until the end and eats it all at once!for example!Fried Shrimp with Shrimp Tempura Bowl!Five Cheese Rice Cakes in Ramen Mochi Pot!Fried chicken legs in the chicken leg set!Onsen egg and beef roll with curry beef udon!Char siu in miso ramen!Seafood fried rice...don't say it, I'm so hungry.

So we went to a Japanese restaurant near the school and ordered a ramen rice cake pot, and ordered a tempura fried shrimp rice bowl for Fang Rui. Hiahiahia, I will eat all your rice cakes and fried shrimp in a while, to see if you are angry, hehehe, hehehe, hahaha, hehehe...

Fang Rui gave me a strange look, and suddenly grabbed the fried shrimp with his chopsticks out of the ordinary.

What!You didn't save it for last, I'm not ready to grab it yet!No!Facing the giant wheel of fate, I cannot yield!So I picked up the chopsticks and grabbed the shrimp from the chopsticks, and stuffed the shrimp into my mouth with lightning speed.

Then I choked to death.

When Fang Rui handed me water and patted my back, I coughed half to death, and then remembered with tears in my eyes that I have a thin esophagus, and I would choke if I didn’t pay attention when drinking water, so it’s not okay to poke like this.

my day.

Trembling, I drank the water in the glass in one breath. I coughed as I drank just now, and there was not much left.

Although Fang Rui didn't say anything, I still wanted to order him a fried shrimp tempura, but he said no, so I gave him the big shell squid, prawn and scallop on top of my seafood fried rice .Ashamed.

But how could I give in to something as small as guilt?No, I won't.After I rest for a while, I can fight again.Who knew that Fang Rui didn't play cards according to common sense this time. As soon as the pot was opened, he put five cheese rice cakes in the bowl, let them cool for a while, and then put down his chopsticks to eat them. The burning discomfort in the esophagus, I snatched his bowl and poured the whole rice cake into my mouth. The cheese inside was so hot that I burst into tears.It's too chicken hot! ! !I'm going to die, I've been burned to the sky and exploded into a firework boom. I don't know what time it is today. I was so hot that I was dizzy and swallowed without chewing a few times, and then almost choked me to death. I burst into tears while breathing, chewing It's not swallowing or not, it's really impossible.

Fang Rui laughed lowly one after another.I glared at him angrily, but he had no choice but to hold back his smile: "I'm in such a hurry, there are still in the pot." Then he put the remaining five rice cakes in a bowl, "I'll give it to you if you like it. Let it cool down before eating." .”

"Pfft, you should eat one by one, hahahahahahaha."

snort! ! ! !I'm going to get angry, I'm really going to get angry!

Brother Gu was very angry, and the consequences were serious! ! ! ! !

I am very angry.

Very, very, very angry.

Fang Rui and I were walking back to school, he seemed in a good mood, it would have been even better if he hadn't sneaked a glance at me from time to time and laughed at me.I wiped my face, and picked off the bloody scab on the side of my nose.The corners of his eyes still had the dry tear stains from when he burst into tears just now, and when the wind blew, he looked even more desolate.Hey, I don't blame heaven or earth for this kind of thing to happen, I only blame myself for not living up to expectations.

I declare that today's self-mutilation (I don't want to) attack has failed across the board.